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frankenbeans posted:EVE stories. Great stuff man! Spider SL guys, could you open up a new Second Life thread? Thanks! Post the pictures/videos (the griefing part), but the tutorials and recruiting could be somewhere else.
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People on SL do not like it when a talking ham plays "Pokemon cards" with them, i.e. trapping them in pokeballs and spamming "GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!"
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Bubba Ho-Tep posted:People on SL do not like it when a talking ham plays "Pokemon cards" with them, i.e. trapping them in pokeballs and spamming "GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!" Where did you get your pokeballs?
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fineX posted:Where did you get your pokeballs? I forgot, but ask one of the goons in what, they'll probably know where.
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I got kicked out of someone's house, and got teleported to a poetry party. I put on my ham costume and read them this on voice chat- There once was a vampire called Mabel Who's menstrual cycle was stable One weekend in four She'd sit on the floor And drink herself under the table. They all muted me and threw balls at me until I couldn't control my character anymore. Some spider showed up and started reading dirty poems, too.
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lwoodio posted:On another note, me and Baofu Shan had a romp in FurNation yesterday, where a 'savvy' furry was combatting us the only way his primitive mind could conceive; building a big Raid can. So, we decided to sit on the can.  He shot us up into the stratosphere with some poo poo but I just fell back down and went about my business, skittering going 'HHHSSSHSHSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!' (baofu's idea)
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Back around '96 or so, the only decent game on the Macs at school was Bolo. In my 'computer repair' class, a good number of us would set up a lan game. There were no mandatory teams, you could ally with whoever, and you could break those allies if you wanted to. There were an incredible number of ways to grief other players in this game. If you were allied with someone and broke the alliance, the pillboxes that you placed stayed yours and vice-versa. Allied pills wouldn't attack you, so you could destroy all your allied pills and replace them (thus making them yours), then break the alliance. The allied player is left with nothing and a whole bunch of angry pills. This works especially well if the game was set to not give you full ammo when you respawned -- they would never be able to take a base and are basically out of the game. The game had a builder called the LGM (little green man). When you wanted to place a wall or a pillbox, he would run out of the tank and drop it. If you were really skilled, you could either attack and kill the builder (which a new one would parachute in in a few minutes), or you could trap them. The builders ran to and from in a straight line, so if the player happened to move behind a wall, you could trap your own builder. This makes it really easy to take them out or trap. You could build a wall right on top of the builder and they'd be stuck in the wall. If the player wants to free their builder, they have to kill them. I'd wait until I found someone's builder running like an idiot against a wall, trap them with several walls of my own and bait a single entry point for the builder's tank to follow.. then sneak behind and trap the tank in there too. If the tank was out of ammo or ran out of ammo trying to escape (only had enough shells to destroy 10 blocks), they were trapped in there as well. Other players would drive by and taunt the monkey in the cage until they just quit and forfeited. If you ever spawned on water, you would be given a boat. You could also build a boat and drive it around. Some maps would only ever spawn you on the water. I would spend my entire time running around shooting other players as they spawned in deep water, causing their boat to sink and they drown. If they weren't in deep water, they just get a massive slowdown and lose all their ammo, mines, and trees.
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I stumbled onto a couple randomly using the spider skin. Really, the whole thing was completely innocent. I didn't even do anything but stand there and they came UNGLUED. My God, Second Life is strange. KennyRodgers Magic is the name if anyone cares. Side note: There are a ton of Germans that play this game. Or whatever it is. Blue Raider fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Jul 13, 2008 |
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Jul 13, 2008 19:07
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By the way, I'm in SL as Soviet Rubble.
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Jul 13, 2008 19:29
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The sheer idiocy of some people in SL can really make my head hurt. One time I was at some stupid club in SL, and my avatar had a cigarette object attached. The owner of the club actually asked me to "step outside" if I wanted to smoke.
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Bubba Ho-Tep posted:People on SL do not like it when a talking ham plays "Pokemon cards" with them, i.e. trapping them in pokeballs and spamming "GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!" We followed some furries around for a while calling them "the worst pokemon we'd ever seen" and trying to catch them in pokeballs (type pokemon into search). Furries do not like being called pokemon. 
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Jul 13, 2008 19:39
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:We followed some furries around for a while calling them "the worst pokemon we'd ever seen"  I'm tempted to join you all in SL but the last time I tried it I got around 5 FPS, everything looked lovely, and from the sounds of it goons are of course making it even worse.
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Jul 13, 2008 19:42
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Is there any way we could get a Second Life Coordination thread or something? I used to play a long time ago and would probably come back to dick around if we were more coordinated.
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Jul 13, 2008 20:06
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Derth posted:The saga ended when we won again, everyone thought we were going to be the next big thing and then we posted our version of novacap and a goodbye thread. Not that we needed it because we got banned from everywhere. That's hilarious. Cheating isn't griefing, but building a well-known clan and claiming to be legitimate while being huge cheating fags is funny. It may not be griefing, but I know what I like.
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Jul 13, 2008 20:18
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I've got tons of second life stories, and not enough time to tell them. Tell you the truth, though, griefing on second life loses it's appeal after a while. Suppa Star!  Click here for the full 857x638 image.
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Jul 13, 2008 20:27
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The Mars attacks invasions were great fun. Hopefully someone got a few screenshots, I forgot to take any.
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kraZy9987 posted:The Mars attacks invasions were great fun. Hopefully someone got a few screenshots, I forgot to take any. I got some. I'm compressing them now 
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I loving loved Ultima Online just for the griefing. Two things I can remember off the top of my head: 1. A friend and I would go to the bank area of the capital city (I think it was called Britannia, but that could be the name of the continent), and then set up a teleport service. We would get people to give us small amounts of money, and in return we would open up a portal going to where they wanted to go. The kicker, of course, is that instead of going to a town or where ever, we would open the portal into the middle of a desert filled with really high level NPCs that would be sure to swarm and kill you. And then you're lost too because you have no idea where you are. 2. Same thing, but with a boat. Then my friend and I would log out, and when the owner of the boat logs (although I think they patched this) the boat would keep going on its course, but anyone on it couldn't ride it anymore. The result is that some random person would then be stuck in the middle of the ocean. But you didn't drown, like you do in WoW, you just sit there, unable to swim, while sea monsters converge on you and kill you. Since you couldn't recover your corpse you usually lost all your stuff too. The opportunities for just stealing poo poo from people were endless too. I loved taunting random people on mounts until they chased me to kill me, ran into my friend's house, had my friend kick out the guy with a text command (the owner could do a bunch of nifty poo poo), leaving the mount. Then my friend locks the door and blocks access to the guy so he can't get in, and laugh at him while I re-tame the mount and teleport it off to the bank area to sell it.
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Right here we are. Hopefully someone has better shots because I was still loading assets while the action was going on. This is from a little practice grief. Earlier while exploring, I stumbled across a Gorean area. My mere presence got a fair bit of attention, so I and two other goons returned to see what would happen. Bear in mind we did nothing, and only started firing penises at people and talking to them when they started getting hostile towards us. Our First Arrival  Click here for the full 1280x968 image. OH poo poo NOT THE ADMINS!  Click here for the full 1280x968 image. The locals are quite clearly hostile, we must defend ourselves  Click here for the full 1280x968 image. Two tarantulas searching for food come across a suitable meal  Click here for the full 1280x968 image. Attack!  https://wi.somethingawful.com/3d/3d4a3b299fcd826d19433aa63d32068cee278a3b.jpgAn attempt to capture us fails https://wi.somethingawful.com/98/98f5efab264fb442231919ff1ebf81dc75297186.jpgAn attempt to capture us succeeds, temporarily https://wi.somethingawful.com/8a/8aa0a0c0939b072257708f527fa950ded57f4456.jpgThe Dong Popgun proves to be a formidable weapon https://wi.somethingawful.com/61/61de207a9cde1639fab1a29b22b5c124ef21afee.jpgThe next lot is for the Mars Attacks invasions. I regret my shots arent that great due to the aforementioned assets loading, and I totally lagged out towards the end so I may have missed some of it. Anyways... INTERNET TOUGH GUY ALERT!  Click here for the full 1280x968 image. The human female is of great interest to the newcomers  Click here for the full 1280x968 image.  Click here for the full 1280x968 image.  Click here for the full 1280x968 image.  Click here for the full 1280x968 image. Uuhhh.... https://wi.somethingawful.com/d7/d7b49ff4b50206e1cfd969d4cd51d972cf7233c4.jpgAfter that we visited a ghetto basketball kind of place. The locals here for the most part found our presence very amusing, and quite enjoyed the humour rather than getting all nerdragy from the get go. Inventive spamming  Click here for the full 1280x968 image.  Click here for the full 1280x968 image. loving his head  Click here for the full 1280x968 image. Unlike our previous hosts, the patrons of this establishment found us rather offensive the moment we arrived. We've only just arrived and have already raised the ire of the local authority  Click here for the full 1280x968 image. Uh oh!  Click here for the full 1280x968 image. A brave human belives that he/she (most probably a he) can destroy the Martian task force  Click here for the full 1280x968 image. Next up we visited some kind of wierd love nest place. I'd rather not try and think of what kind of sweaty virtual sex goes on here. Not that we had much time to think that anyway, as we were booted and banned almost instantly. A blessing in disguise perhaps? What. The. gently caress. https://wi.somethingawful.com/51/5198afd7c3367308959f3e4b20a78ec1447711ab.jpgLasted about one minute before being evicted and banned  Click here for the full 1280x968 image. Next up was a titty poledancing club. Like the basketball court the locals here did not find our presence as offensive as others, at least not at first. Next up... https://wi.somethingawful.com/18/185359c35ca9dcd571925291decbde0c7be4e896.jpgI'd say an invasion such as this requires more intelligence than a typical moron has https://wi.somethingawful.com/2d/2d64bfa49f72f88bcea6455c28c5afd81044d92b.jpgA young Martian gets a faceful https://wi.somethingawful.com/fe/fe2d70e8b2821d6d40bcb7ad90bd6b6f309f2e9d.jpgAfter a hard day's invading, nothing beats relaxing at the local titty bar https://wi.somethingawful.com/ab/ab19f0b121572f2bc8ca9863dc55b4cd1f04aa23.jpghttps://wi.somethingawful.com/56/56c60c9ce1ced6b128c4d6720e31553fb9418b1b.jpghttps://wi.somethingawful.com/9f/9f1d0bbe8ce39abaa7e207637ecebf0f3d65b4dc.jpghttps://wi.somethingawful.com/a6/a63281ce7da3d720f6f1561e306fbe3fa7c58296.jpgpoo poo we'd better do as he says! https://wi.somethingawful.com/88/88a0bf3e2dc615063d53c249e6a040c00d6af2b2.jpgUh oh! https://wi.somethingawful.com/64/64bc7cc13c7bb39042cdb841b9b8af1fbf356c68.jpgNext up was some really laggy and slow server. Time felt like it was moving at 1/20th the speed it should be, and the depravity just got worse. The advance exploration party arrives! https://wi.somethingawful.com/d2/d261d18bbb1fa38343588b34198aa8f1406a3615.jpgWhat the gently caress? https://wi.somethingawful.com/e4/e440ecab91314749f7411f96901eb45253b1d489.jpghttps://wi.somethingawful.com/d6/d650163d79a87b517c897913c3ba769228c26cf3.jpgPREPARE THE AUTONOSPIDER https://wi.somethingawful.com/d6/d650163d79a87b517c897913c3ba769228c26cf3.jpgAUTONOSPIDER DESTROY! https://wi.somethingawful.com/57/57c8beba8bea26bf55288dea4e5801d82034c3e6.jpgWhat the loving gently caress? [NWS]https://wi.somethingawful.com/86/866255b6c1168ea0d7e640eda01a2af4f0753de7.jpg [NWS]https://wi.somethingawful.com/33/331d540ec24d32146a280bcbde5d022496c7099b.jpg [NWS]https://wi.somethingawful.com/81/81d96d85cd21f393e272bee2252c508bce467a6d.jpg Unfortunately it ends there as I totally lagged out at this point. 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That Mars Invader stuff is perfect. If you email me all the raw photos you took and we can assemble them into a storyline and maybe take some video, that could be a safari. I have a great video capture app I got just for this stuff but I can't connect to SL, will talk to tech tomorrow 
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In as Aryn Shelman, this was my first invasion and was bloody good fun. We came for their women and recieved plenty of bannings and the odd face humping. The final target destroyed any hope I had of staying connected, so I decided to go out and startle some arachnaphobes ... and be a bit of a spider pimp.  I am looking forward to future fantastic faggotry.
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Holding ever so gently... Click here for the full 1230x755 image.
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:We followed some furries around for a while calling them "the worst pokemon we'd ever seen" and trying to catch them in pokeballs (type pokemon into search). Furries do not like being called pokemon. 'sup fraulein. Ever been penetrated by a robotic dragon?
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fineX posted:Where did you get your pokeballs? Do a search for Pokemon Roleplaying or Pokemon Camp, one of the places has something right at the entrance with the pokeballs.
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In SL as Reginald Quan, ready to capture pokeymens
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korben posted:Holding ever so gently... This picture is hilarious. This Mars Attack grief is better than the spider thing, I think.
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Maumacto posted:Do a search for Pokemon Roleplaying or Pokemon Camp, one of the places has something right at the entrance with the pokeballs. p.s. most people don't like it when you catch'em 
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Jul 14, 2008 01:37
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So I go into second life after creating my freakshow character, Dongsalot Borkotron, go to w-hat, find a box to give me a free robot avatar if I say "10101" Then I get ejected and banned. I have to admit I'm still chuckling though, can you put those boxes anywhere and have them work? Also let me back into what.
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Mister Bung posted:So I go into second life after creating my freakshow character, Dongsalot Borkotron, go to w-hat, find a box to give me a free robot avatar if I say "10101" It's one of the many, many banwords that will get you kicked from the main parcel of what for a period of time. The reason that one does so is one word on the list is <lolol, which means anything ending in 'lolol' triggers it; in this case, 10101 is interpreted as a dodge for lolol. There was one a while back in Baku about getting a "free uboat" and having to say 'i want a u boat' or something like that; naturally, the use of 'u' with spaces around it fires off a ban. poo poo like that is moderately funny, much like the lolcouch/lolchair that distorts your avatar when you sit on it. (Or in the case of the current theme, a lolbox.)
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Okay, I still don't know how to play, but I messed around a bit earlier in my spider guy, and I threw some pokeballs and caught people and stuff. I, er, didn't actually say anything while doing so, and no one actually told me to stop or leave them alone or whatever, for some reason. And then I logged out because I got bored, and sometime between then and now, I get this "notecard" (is that like an IM or something?): quote:Darth Xeltentat I'm... er, not sure who this guy is or what he's actually pissed about, but clearly I was doing something right.
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Colbear posted:Okay, I still don't know how to play, but I messed around a bit earlier in my spider guy, and I threw some pokeballs and caught people and stuff. I, er, didn't actually say anything while doing so, and no one actually told me to stop or leave them alone or whatever, for some reason. Gotta love people who think polysyllabic words = smart.
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Jul 14, 2008 07:38
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Wait, can other players actually tell your IP address? Linden isn't <i>that</i> stupid, are they?
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Pope Guilty posted:Wait, can other players actually tell your IP address? Linden isn't <i>that</i> stupid, are they? Sounds like a scare tactic. Besides, there are always ways to get around bans in games.
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Mister Bung posted:So I go into second life after creating my freakshow character, Dongsalot Borkotron, go to w-hat, find a box to give me a free robot avatar if I say "10101" For the sake of readers who aren't interested in reading the planning stage, I've created another thread for purposes of Second Life - can we try and use that for anything that doesn't involve funny pics or stories? Second Life: Giant Spiders All-Out Attack!
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Pope Guilty posted:Wait, can other players actually tell your IP address? Linden isn't <i>that</i> stupid, are they? I'm pretty sure the guy is just trying to scare him, look at all the mistakes in spelling and word choice. He seems to think it was an alt of someone with a paid account, he mentions a credit card number. He wants the recipient to think that all his other accounts will be lost, except in this case that's not much of a threat.
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Colbear posted:Okay, I still don't know how to play, but I messed around a bit earlier in my spider guy, and I threw some pokeballs and caught people and stuff. I, er, didn't actually say anything while doing so, and no one actually told me to stop or leave them alone or whatever, for some reason. I like how he added in "limited understanding" as in he has no clue what he's talking about. At all.
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Dammit I'd do this if I hadn't been banned a while back. Turns out I forgot to turn off my throbbing veiny penii when I went through a PG area. Fuuuuuck they ban by IP, too.
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Jul 14, 2008 08:44
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Pretty sure they ban by MAC address, too. Not that it's impossible to get a new IP, or to mask your MAC.
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Oh, I didn't believe for a second that it was a credible threat, I just thought it was possible, given how lovely Second Life is, that other users could see your IP address.
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