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I like these stories, it's funny when you hear someone as your griefing them, but seeing their face makes it even better.
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So Nasty posted:Any chance we can get back to griefing and you D&D nerds roll whatever the hell it is to leave. Seriously guys. This thread is funny as hell and when I saw there were two new pages today that I haven't read imagine my disappointment when they had nothing to do with griefing. So basically please post more grief and take the D&D FAQ to the trad. forum thanks!
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May 10, 2009 16:33
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So Nasty posted:Any chance we can get back to griefing and you D&D nerds roll whatever the hell it is to leave. Any chance you can stop thread making GBS threads and roll whatever the hell it is to  .These stories are funny, also greifing, also the most posts the thread has had in months, also lol "nerds" like dudes playing DnD is any worse than dudes playing video games.
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May 10, 2009 16:34
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:Any chance you can stop thread making GBS threads and roll whatever the hell it is to I think he was referring not to the D&D griefing (which is hilarious) but to the general D&D discussion going on.
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May 10, 2009 16:44
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Constantine XI posted:I think he was referring not to the D&D griefing (which is hilarious) but to the general D&D discussion going on. If thats the case I apologise and retract my statement, but not the "lol nerds" part 
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May 10, 2009 16:50
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Nemesis Of Moles posted:If thats the case I apologise and retract my statement, but not the "lol nerds" part seems like you just got griefed
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May 10, 2009 16:56
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I'm really enjoying the D&D griefing stories that paranoia game sounds interesting, but I agree that we should put a stop to disscussion like the proper use stone shape
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May 10, 2009 17:04
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This guy has some good Ventrilo griefing videos.
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May 10, 2009 18:33
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Starcraft griefing we've all done as Zerg: Inevitably you'll be able to find someone who does a 2v2 comp stomp on Big Game Hunters. When you and your "ally" are about to administer the coup de grace to the computer player, drop alliance. If you're strong enough to beat your former pal they'll disconnect here; however if not you can really drag it out against people who won't disconnect no matter what. Burrow drones all over the map; if you have some scourge to spare those are good too. Then, every few minutes, create a new base and mine enough resources to make yet another base. Crank out a few zerglings and more drones, attack, get destroyed, rinse, and repeat. The most I've done this is almost 2 hours, getting shouted at on chat the entire time.
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May 10, 2009 18:36
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Midjack posted:The most I've done this is almost 2 hours, getting shouted at on chat the entire time.  This is more like griefing yourself.
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May 10, 2009 18:39
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Midjack posted:Starcraft griefing we've all done as Zerg: The most delicious grief if you could pull it off successfully in Starcraft was to join a 7v1 comp stomp. Play normally but don't check allied victory. When the CPU is destroyed sit back and watch as questions arise and accusations begin to be flung back and forth. You can add to the fire yourself by casting suspicion on a player. Eventually someone will snap and attack someone. "WHY ARE YOU STILL BUILDING ZEALOTS??" This usually results in everyone killing the aggressor and the cycle continues. Try to be the last one standing. Bonus points if you admit to the last victim that it was you all along.
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May 10, 2009 19:01
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Chemical Bastard posted:This guy has some good Ventrilo griefing videos. My favorite was the one where he just keeps spamming the air horn. People are flipping out and yelling "gently caress you", he always gives them just enough time to respond and does it again. It is so stupid but I couldn't stop laughing. The best is towards the end though when he does it to the video chat people, just so you can see them slam their hands to their ears.
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May 10, 2009 19:25
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Nazi Zombies posted:My favorite was the one where he just keeps spamming the air horn. People are flipping out and yelling "gently caress you", he always gives them just enough time to respond and does it again. It is so stupid but I couldn't stop laughing. Fog horn was my favorite part. The circus of values one is good too cause one of the guys is just really pissed off the entire time and they have an argument about whether he has a life or not.
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May 10, 2009 19:52
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wise old hitachi posted:Fog horn was my favorite part. Yes, the "you don't have a life/don't you have anything better to do" statement is the crutch of every person who doesn't have one themselves. Nazi Zombies fucked around with this message at 21:23 on May 10, 2009 |
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May 10, 2009 21:18
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Emalde posted:
No progress without sacrifice. And you're right, it takes a special kind of person to make the effort worthwhile. Another one from high school - in Marathon (any of them) overloading a plasma pistol while standing in water at the back of my team.
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May 10, 2009 23:00
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Here is one of my favorite vent griefing videos, the second half is great. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP1SsfnSFDs Also, what happened to the video embedding?
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May 11, 2009 09:00
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Diablo II consists of pretty much nothing but griefing, so I'm not sure how exceptional this story is. However: I once kitted out a PVP character for maximum damage. No survivability whatsoever - just damage, damage, damage, and then some more damage. I then proceeded to stay just at the edge of town 95% of the time, using the other 5% to run out and cast a relatively long duration area of effect spell right over the town entrance. What made this special was it was a Fissure druid: a character generally considered crap, and thus rarely seen. Most people didn't know that Fissure has an awesome glitch: the graphical effects disappear when you're in town, but the damage stays. Oh, it stays. Cue hordes of people lemminging in to invisible insta-death, while a druid stands still inside the town boundary, apparently AFK. They die, go 'wtf?', then respawn and run to go loot their corpse - not realizing I'd recast Fissure while they were respawning. Occasionally, a long range character would escape my trap and sit at a distance, hurling spells and insults in my direction. I loved people like that, because I had autoaim and if you were on my minimap you were a valid target. Some tried to stack fire resistance and absorb to nullify the damage - only to find that I had a wand with charges of the 'lower resist' spell on switch. Fissure is interesting, because it hit you once a second or so if you stood still - but ten times a second if you dared to run across it. Running away when you saw the evil red vents open up beneath you only made it worse. Racking up screens and screens of kills (most of them on people with no gear on) and hatred while heavily outnumbered was probably the high point of my Diablo II experience.
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May 11, 2009 09:26
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BullChicken posted:Here is one of my favorite vent griefing videos, the second half is great. You have to turn it on in your profile.
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May 11, 2009 17:30
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I was watching that Roomba TF2 video, and I swear one of the guys who swore to vote for Ron Paul was one of my (former) friends. He said his full name (lol).
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May 11, 2009 20:15
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BullChicken posted:Here is one of my favorite vent griefing videos, the second half is great. What is going on here? Sounds like someone cutting up a bunch of poo poo some kids said in vent to music and movies. Kind of feels like a waste of time and not really funny
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May 11, 2009 20:27
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BullChicken posted:Here is one of my favorite vent griefing videos, the second half is great. Would have been way better if the kid got all pissed off.
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May 11, 2009 20:34
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fennesz posted:Would have been way better if the kid got all pissed off. It would have been better if ANYTHING happened. Holy gently caress that was boring. That is a pale, sad knockoff of the original Ventriloharrassment dude.
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May 11, 2009 21:06
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Cross posting this from the ss13 thread: These are one round of ss13 that I tried to make educational for people learning to play the game. Didn't really work out that way. For anyone who wants to see a whole round of ss13, I give you: (if you've been keeping up with my videos so far just watch number 6) Video 1: Welcome to SS13, you are the Chaplin! Viddler Dailymotion Video 2: You're under arrest for the murder of the clown. Viddler Dailymotion Video 3: Assault on genetics. Viddler Dailymotion Video 4: Quarantine. Viddler Dailymotion Video 5: Calling the shuttle. Viddler Dailymotion Video 6: The traitor must win! Viddler Dailymotion To sum up the round, the station fell to pieces, most of it wasn't me and Muggins. We tried to make the traitor win, but it ended up that the only person on the escape shuttle was the traitors dead body, despite the admins best efforts.
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May 12, 2009 00:53
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I've been going through some of these soundboards this week and I want in on it. I have already been checking out a few from Arnold and Sam Jackson. I only wouldn't really know how to make the sound clips that I've found go through my mouthpiece into TS/Vent. Have any of you actually played any soundboard pranks in the past? How did you set it up? Oh and this is the last one that inspired me... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3e7qOe8Wz4
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Nazi Zombies posted:I've been going through some of these soundboards this week and I want in on it. I have already been checking out a few from Arnold and Sam Jackson. I only wouldn't really know how to make the sound clips that I've found go through my mouthpiece into TS/Vent. http://www.ventriloharassment.org/howto.htm 
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May 13, 2009 20:35
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To put this thread back on rails: At my high school, we had alot of computers for labs and tutoring thanks to Billy Gates. During the summer, they enlisted some tech savvy students to set them up and image them all. One day, when they were pretty much fully set up, I went around and put UT99 on two dozen machines and we got everyone to play a LAN game of CTF-Face. 'Cept, only two people had played UT before. I translocated across the map and onto a ledge directly underneath the top of the tower, where the snipers go. I'd translocate up, they would be sniping, and I'd give them the secondary of the impact hammer, sending them falling to their deaths. Then, I'd tele back down to the ledge and wait for them to get back up there. After the 10th time they were screaming for my blood.
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May 14, 2009 19:58
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Nibbles the Shark posted:http://www.ventriloharassment.org/howto.htm Is there a site that lists which ventrilo servers are the most populated? I checked "public vent servers" and other variations in google, I only managed to find those with like 2 people in each room.
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May 14, 2009 22:11
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Nazi Zombies posted:Have any of you actually played any soundboard pranks in the past? How did you set it up?
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May 14, 2009 22:20
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coyo7e posted:Half of the COD4 goons who play on xbox360 use a Trash Talker. Holy poo poo that is so badass. I can't believe I've never heard about that before.
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May 14, 2009 22:27
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Nazi Zombies posted:Is there a site that lists which ventrilo servers are the most populated? Remove the word "public" from your searches. A lot of the time I found people hosting private vent servers post their password to it on whatever forum it's posted on, or if they don't outright tell you the password, read a bit and someone somewhere will have written a reply asking what the password is. Also it helps to add in non-words such as "pwn" to your searches to narrow down the results to only those which are particularly hilarious. In a related note, I tried my luck at vent harrassment the other day. For some reason Wine (I'm running Ubuntu with no Windows partition, Linux for humans my rear end T_T) didn't recognize my WAV files, but I ended up getting banned anyways. So my question is, if I'm banned from a server, yet I had the same username as someone else who has momentarily left the server, will they be banned too?
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coyo7e posted:Half of the COD4 goons who play on xbox360 use a Trash Talker. "High quality Arm processor with 20khz sampling means Trash Talk delivers crystal clear sounds to your opponent. " The subjectivity of audio lingo is amazing.
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I can't believe no one has posted this one yet Ventrilo Harassment - Dr. Franklin Ruehl. The person manages to hold a conversation with a soundboard really well.
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May 15, 2009 03:27
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The FarmTown app on Facebook, which is like Harvest Moon for idiots, there's a group of us that go to the public areas and decry the oppression foisted upon we poor farmers by James and Tom (the two NPC vendors in the game) to fund their decadent lifestyle. I don't know if that's really griefing or not but we get a variety of responses and periodically get entire instances of the real estate office or the marketplace yelling angrily at NPC vendors who can't respond or defend themselves.
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May 15, 2009 04:13
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Emalde posted:online DnD nonsense. Make this happen. My AIM is red71189 i have vent and teamspeak. I haven't played in a year or two though. We should play 3.5
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May 15, 2009 05:12
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IShallRiseAgain posted:I can't believe no one has posted this one yet Now that was some skillful soundboarding. Another classic: Counter Strike- Is that a bazooka right there?? Constantine XI fucked around with this message at 05:37 on May 15, 2009 |
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May 15, 2009 05:30
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I managed to get Banned from Space Station 13 tonight by killing an Admin and his angry Security Guard with their own laser gun and an air tank while they tried to murder me after stripping me of my ID and locking me in a jail cell. Too bad they didn't take my flashbangs: ---------- Unknown has added Flashbangs (WARNING) to the backpack! Crazy Homeless Man asks, "How did you into the brig after I removed your I.D. card?" Commodore Scrotum (as Unknown) says, "You left the bloody door open" Crazy Homeless Man says, "False" You prime the flashbang! 3 seconds! BANG Your ears start to ring! Your armor absorbs the hit! Your armor absorbs the hit! Your armor absorbs the hit! Your armor only softens the hit! Unknown has disarmed Crazy Homeless Man! Crazy Homeless Man has punched Unknown! You have been protected from a hit to the lower chest/diaper. Unknown has disarmed Crazy Homeless Man! Crazy Homeless Man has punched Unknown! You have been protected from a hit to the chest. Unknown has attempted to disarm Crazy Homeless Man! Unknown has attempted to disarm Crazy Homeless Man! Crazy Homeless Man has been attacked with the laser gun by Unknown. Crazy Homeless Man has been stunned! Crazy Homeless Man has been attacked with the laser gun by Unknown. Crazy Homeless Man has been attacked with the laser gun by Unknown. Crazy Homeless Man has been knocked unconscious! George Melons says, "welp" Crazy Homeless Man has been attacked with the laser gun by Unknown. Crazy Homeless Man has been attacked with the laser gun by Unknown. Crazy Homeless Man has been knocked unconscious! George Melons has been attacked with the laser gun by Unknown. Crazy Homeless Man has been attacked with the laser gun by Unknown. George Melons has attempted to disarm Unknown! *click* *click* George Melons has been attacked with the laser gun by Unknown. George Melons has been knocked unconscious! Unknown has thrown the laser gun. Unknown has punched Crazy Homeless Man! George Melons has been attacked with the oxygentank by Unknown. George Melons has been attacked with the oxygentank by Unknown. George Melons has been knocked down! George Melons has been knocked unconscious! George Melons has been attacked with the oxygentank by Unknown. Connection died. Connection failed. ------------------
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Hey Rabid Pancake, if you go to the SS13 thread you might be able to get unbanned. But if you were being a dick, maybe not. I take it you didn't register through Alluvion to show you were a goon in game?
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Nazi Zombies posted:Is there a site that lists which ventrilo servers are the most populated? http://ventrilo-monitor.com/ is your best bet. It's a bit flakey though and doesn't show the details of a lot of servers when you look at them. It's very hit and miss trying to find a good one, have a look for servers with about three or four people on and without anyone with an admin tag. Servers with "public" in the name are usually a good bet. The problem with Vent harrasing these days is that a new version was brought out last year that introduced a myriad of features designed to stop people doing it. The new Vent has options to disallow multiple connections from the same IP and a pretty solid admin options. You can still do it but it can take a lot of time and a lot of servers to find one.
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May 15, 2009 08:04
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Rabid Pancake posted:I managed to get Banned from Space Station 13 tonight by killing an Admin and his angry Security Guard with their own laser gun and an air tank while they tried to murder me after stripping me of my ID and locking me in a jail cell. Too bad they didn't take my flashbangs: unban this man and give him a medal seriously there should be a medal for successfully killing George Melons
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flatluigi posted:These are the best two ventrilo harassment videos (make sure to watch them in this order): this was great, but I don't know that much about vent...can't you see who is talking and ban them? How does this person keep coming back to their vent?
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