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Greifing in Second Life gets a lot better when you get a handle on basic construction. One of my first ideas was to dress up as a tree and harass people on their own properties. Following the advice of someone in this thread, I'd open the world map, find two green dots close together and go to town. I'd shuffle over to the couple, and just stand there until one of them noticed me. Then I'd let them chase me, but I'd never say a word.  Not very good griefing, as most people actually found the visual of a walking tree really funny. Some people wouldn't realise it was a player, since the costume is big enough that my name is usually obscured (and my character name was "An Easterwood" anyway). Eventually I realised I could spawn copies of my tree costume on some people's properties. This meant I could quickly spawn myself a forest to "hide" in. This led me to wonder what would be the most obnoxious thing I could build on people's properties. I had observed that 99% of SLers want nothing more than to build and (pretend to) live in their dream house. As a result, nobody makes ugly buildings and there's never a risk of your view being blotted by an ugly powerplant or something. Concerned by this, I got to work and made a skyscraper floor that could quickly be chained together to produce a skyscraper with as many floors as I wish (typically 16 or 32). Soon, ugly concrete 60s tower blocks were appearing in any neighborhood where construction was (for some reason) enabled. This really pisses people off, especially when you suggest that they're just jealous because your house is taller. Eventually I got sick of looking for the rare sims where I was allowed to build, and starting developing a building my character could wear. I settled on the idea of a lovely vendor shack, specialising in wrist-bongs (a bong you wear on your wrist), burgers and mutton wranglers. A lazy parody of the useless poo poo people sell in Second Life (like bongs). Nobody ever asks what a mutton wrangler is.  Because it's part of my outfit, I could wander into other people's shops and start peddling my wares. I'm pretty sure selling in this way is highly illegal in SL. My current speciality is creating god-awful Sonic the Hedgehog costumes then going into Sonic themed sims, criticising everyone else's and insisting that only Sonic, Tails and Knuckles are canon characters.   I also spent a couple of hours playing a midi keyboard over the mic. Laying down a few tuba notes then listening to it echo across everyone's open mics is very satisfying, especially when they start accusing each other of being the covert tubist.
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Tommy Calamari posted:Greifing in Second Life gets a lot better when you get a handle on basic construction. This is a great post, you are great
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That second image of "Sonic" has me in stitches. I didn't know you could make wearable buildings, either. Are those just obnoxiously large outfits?
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This has gotta be an accidental grief, but none the less it's gotten me banned from an CS:S zombie server for about an week, and quite funny in the end. The amazing part of this hole thing? I wasn't even aware I was breaking any rules, and I sprayed the spray in question in front of an higher up on several occasions. Here's the exchange I've had with him in PM since he locked my unban request. I think at one point he threatened to expose me for keeping gay porn on my computer  O how I love ppl who think certain things are gay, or can't handle the net. I think once I'm unbanned, I'll start spraying something else more provocative. QUOTE ME:Seriously, if "gay" sprays are such an problem, and I can assure you that is not an gay spray, it from an gag site I frequent http://syntheticgeeks.com/disclaimer/hosted/ if yeah want to see wtf I mean. Then you seriously need to look at some gay porn. Cause dude, it an gag Why has it become an problem in the last 2 day's when like I stated I've been using it for like the last month? If you truely do not want me using it I'll stop. But you really need to learn the difference between gay, and other poo poo. TheAdmin:Maybe one of us admin hasn't caught you when you sprayed it but you were caught today. So I don't give a poo poo what you say, gay porn is gay porn and I don't need to watch that poo poo cause I'm not you. I don't enjoy stuff that are utterly disgusting and tasteless which you do enjoy. For all I care, you can bitch about me or the server cause I can easily expose you for saying you keep images of gay poo poo and for all we know, you enjoy every second of it which we, people of the server, do not. Me:Did you just threaten to say I keep gay porn on my computer or some poo poo? What type of child are you? Really. Grow up good sir. If you can't handle an picture like that then whatever. Also, I have sprayed this before an admin quite a bit. I do believe it Sycthist himself with no problem. TheAdmin:Doesn't matter if you do keep them or not but it's still not allowed in our server. Maybe if you read the server rules, you'll know what sprays you can and cannot use. Even if scythist was in game, I highly doubt he was able to see who sprayed it or he was afking as it happened. Me:Then I do apologize and will not use it again, could I please be unbanned? TheAdmin:I will think about it. If you can last the maximum of a week of ban, then I'll let you know then. As for now, you deserved it for not being able to read the "No gay porn/shock images/etc." rules. Quote If anyone can provide me with something like an few animated gay sprays for CSS so I can troll the gently caress outa this server after the ban I'll be forever in yeah debt.  http://syntheticgeeks.com/disclaimer/hosted/photoshoot%20-%20philadelphia%20cheesesteak%20taste%20test/41.jpg(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Seems like you got griefed gay porn dude. I mean let's face it, you are certainly aggrieved that you got banned from a server for breaking their rules. Why not find a new home among the millions of other servers out there? The greatest thing about your post is justifying your fetish by claiming other people "can't handle the net" The second life post above was fantastic. That's all great stuff you posted there. MeTa_Cunt0rV2.1 fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Sep 1, 2009 |
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Sep 1, 2009 00:54
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WaffleLove posted:Awesome NWS link, thanks a lot! Is the link in your post the spray you used? If it is, you may be mistaken in your belief that a man pulling his scrotum out of his shorts wouldn't be considered a shock image.
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RandomFerret posted:I got tricked pretty good by a spray-on dispenser. I must have shot ten rockets at that thing before I realised it wasn't real. I have a spy spray that is invisible unless you get close. It fades into view, too, as if the spy is uncloaking. Anyway, vast amounts of fun in L4D can be had by getting a partner and actively looking for rooms where four people are attempting a pubstomp (hint: this is every room). It gets exponentially better when the team attempting to pubstomp takes their games very seriously (hint: this is every group). A partner and I stumbled on a CEVO group the other night. For those not in the know, CEVO is a tournament league, and these douchebags set up their own server, had a CEVO ruleset sourcemod plugin, and forced everybody to type "ready" before the game even began. My team was infected first, and since it was the first map of No Mercy, the survivors got through it pretty easily. When my partner and I became survivors, we decided to gum up the works by creating a hostage situation. The other team could hear us, since alltalk was on, but they never said anything, so I decided to hold my partner at gunpoint on the edge of the roof and start making ridiculous demands. "I know you can hear us and I know you have admin here. I swear to loving god I will shove Bill off this roof unless I am given an assault rifle, four molotovs, no less than three and no more than five boomers dancing for my amusement, and a chartered plane to Hong Kong. YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES." Disappointingly none of my demands were met, so I "shoved" Bill off, following shortly with my own suicide. The very sagely pubbies on our team decided to follow suit. The next round didn't last long. My partner and I alternated "ready" and "unready" states before the match began, while that Mario Land elevator music remix was playing. "Kicked by console."
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Novasol posted:I have a spy spray that is invisible unless you get close. It fades into view, too, as if the spy is uncloaking. I've seen a spray of meatspin that does that.
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It's both disheartening and amazing that Second Life is still the cesspool that it is. Still, the best laughs I've had in this thread are mostly from Second Life. Thank you for reminding me of that Tommy Calamari.
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Novasol posted:Anyway, vast amounts of fun in L4D Tonight I joined some normal campaign at the DT5 finale and as soon as they started I jetted all the way back to spawn and camped out here until the rest of them wiped.  Click here for the full 1440x900 image. As soon as the last one died I started playing MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This while headbobbing. Now if you don't know from lowgrav servers, when zombies climb up something and hit your feet they just fall over and die because the game thinks you jumped on them and for some reason zombies in L4D work like goombas in Super Mario Bros. So I just hammertime it bobbing my head while scores of zombies try and fail to reach me. Can't touch this. Then the boat comes, I switch to Flight of the Valkyries and start doing a speedrun all the way back to the docks and die just feet from the rescue boat. It feels good to have an angry, captive audience.  They were pretty pissed and incapped me as soon as the round started. So I changed my name to Louis and started a votekick on the bot Louis. Once he was gone they played normally to the finale at which point I rejoined from spectators which brings Louis (the bot) back from being votekicked and gives me control of him. Then I started the finale, and ran right back to the same spot. As far as they knew they had already votekicked me and it was just the bot Louis playing. After player "Whalegon" died again, the most raspy voiced nerd came onto his mic for the first time and started ranting about how dumb the AI in L4D is and look at this 'sthupthid' louis bot. Once the last one died I engaged hammertime and all at once he must have realized that it wasn't a bot and it was that same rear end in a top hat all over again. All I got was a voice-cracking "gently caress YOU HACKER" before he and everyone else quit, but it was worth the effort.  I really need to get FRAPs or something.
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Sanctum posted:So I just hammertime it bobbing my head while scores of zombies try and fail to reach me. Can't touch this. Then the boat comes, I switch to Flight of the Valkyries and start doing a speedrun all the way back to the docks and die just feet from the rescue boat. It feels good to have an angry, captive audience. This actually sounds pretty entertaining to watch. Hardly griefing at all!
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I've recently discovered the web site name Omegle. What it does is put you in a chat room with a random person. The kicker is there are no screen names. It only shows up as You, and Stranger. Because of this every room I have gone to I have been asked my asl of course I answer that I'm 19/f/texas (I'm not any of those) people get so angry in it, and there is no reporting system so you can't be banned for being a dick. In fact I think the entire site was made for griefing. You even get the option to save a log of the chat you just had, so if you can keep the best griefs forever. VV Yes seeing as how it really only takes 5 mins max (I wish I was kidding) moosecow333 fucked around with this message at 09:50 on Sep 1, 2009 |
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moosecow333 posted:Because of this every room I have gone to I have been asked my asl of course I answer that I'm 19/f/texas (I'm not any of those) I mean I imagine they'd get pretty upset at the end when you go SURPRISE I'M REALLY A DUDE but I mean... is that really worth what it takes to get there?
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Charles Martel posted:How exactly would one find a "furry" server if one was bored and wanted to hear hilarious said death threats? It's called The Furry Pound.
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moosecow333 posted:I've recently discovered the web site name Omegle. There's an entire thread in GBS about Omegle.
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I just remembered a bit of griefing I did in EverQuest many many years ago. I'm a little foggy on the details, but I'll see what I can come up with. I had a shadowknight (basically a necromancer/warrior hybrid) and a guy I played with was a necromancer. At this point in time, there was an item in the game called the Circlet of Shadows. It was a statless helm that seemed pretty unimpressive until you got to the use effect of it. You could place it in your inventory and right click it for an instant cast time invisibility with no cooldown. It was a necromancer/shadowknight only item, and we both had one. We were around level 50, I think, and in some zone fear kiting giants for some xp. We'd just snare it, fear it, load it with damage over time effects, and then I and the necro's pet would whack on it while it ran away. Before long, a smallish group of players (3-4) came in and started competing with us for giants. I can't remember much about them other than the fact that they had no way to reduce the movement speed of the stuff they were fighting. We were getting bored by now (HELLO EQ GRIND) so we decided to have some fun. The necro and I would stay invisible and levitating around the group (Dead Man Floating, whee) until they would engage with a giant. As soon as they did, the necro and I would both start casting fear to make sure at least one didn't get resisted. As soon as the fear finished casting, we'd go invisible with the circlets. During the first fear, the group just stood there and turned from side to side to see what was going on. Since we were above them and invisible, they didn't see us. The second fear bomb resulted in the group trying to chase after a fleeing giant which was running pretty drat fast all over the place, including up slopes that players couldn't scale and even a few times up into the giant trees. We helpfully followed along and would recast fear anytime it would expire. Around the third or fourth time, they had the bright idea of just ignoring the feared giants since, unlike many modern MMOs, creatures did not have an aggro leash so they'd stay aggroed against someone until the player left the zone. This would have worked fine.. if the group was counting on the fleeing giant running up and over a huge hill to grab all his buddies. The necro and I saw this happening thanks to our elevation, so we positioned ourselves behind the would-be giant hunters just in case the extra giants decided to go after us first. Within a few seconds, a horde of giants burst forth from the trees and runs straight at the group. The necro and I both cast Feign Death, wiping our aggro tables. The giants home in on the hapless adventurers. Carnage ensues. All of the giants wound up walking away from that fight, but some had little bits of players stuck to their feet.
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I ran a fairly popular Quake 2 server for a couple years about a decade ago. Of course, being an admin already gives you a lot more leeway in griefing other players, but the mod I ran had a feature where anyone with rcon access could remotely send commands to other client's consoles. So if someone was being a jerk I'd go into oberve mode and tail them, then do something subtle like unbind their spacebar, which meant most players couldn't jump. Then after they missed a jump and fell somewhere they didn't want to, I'd rebind it. The bigger jerks would get something less subtle, like zooming in their FOV to make it harder to see. Sometimes I'd make them have conversations with other players that weren't very self-complimentary, unbinding their talk key if I could guess it correctly so they couldn't claim that it wasn't them typing. The options were pretty limitless.
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Craptacular posted:I ran a fairly popular Quake 2 server for a couple years about a decade ago. Of course, being an admin already gives you a lot more leeway in griefing other players, but the mod I ran had a feature where anyone with rcon access could remotely send commands to other client's consoles. I and another admin on a CS:S server a long time ago would gently caress over pubbies and each other like this. I think I declared him winner when I was the last guy fighting against the other team's last guy, got the drop on him, and then had my mouse1 rebound to "say BANG".
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Sanctum posted:L4D What protected you from smokers and hunters?
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VROOM VROOM posted:I and another admin on a CS:S server a long time ago would gently caress over pubbies and each other like this. I think I declared him winner when I was the last guy fighting against the other team's last guy, got the drop on him, and then had my mouse1 rebound to "say BANG". It was even better to join those servers with your config file set to read only and have the admin bitching because he can't change your keys and you get kicked.
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Cojawfee posted:It was even better to join those servers with your config file set to read only and have the admin bitching because he can't change your keys and you get kicked. That's a loving genius idea. Thanks for the tip.
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While that will keep admins from screwing up your config permanently, I don't think that protects you at all times. I do believe you can alias "over" bind to prevent it, though. My only experience with this is dimly-remembered CS so correct me if I'm wrong.
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You can't do any of that stuff any more. They patched the client execute functions to block most "potentially harmful" commands like bind, alias etc. While this doesn't stop servers messing with peoples' controls in other ways, it does mean the effects will never extend beyond that server, and the days of unbinding someone's controls are long gone.
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davejk posted:You can't do any of that stuff any more. They patched the client execute functions to block most "potentially harmful" commands like bind, alias etc. While this doesn't stop servers messing with peoples' controls in other ways, it does mean the effects will never extend beyond that server, and the days of unbinding someone's controls are long gone. ...in CS
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Kelson posted:...in CS
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Far Cry 2 allowed a hostile player to jump into your vehicle in multiplayer (at least when i played). Because of the way player tags came up in the game you would see the friendly teamplayer tag on the vehicle; yet when you ran over a player the kill would be attributed to whoever was the hostile in the car. I am unsure if this has been patched, however for the time that we played that game; my housemate and i had an awfully hilarious time.
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that sounds pretty funny to me, and why shouldn't players jump into any vehicle they want? If you don't shoot them first (or after) then fair's fair, right? It never occured to me that most games would prohibit this kind of thing, but now I really wish they wouldn't.
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boxorocks posted:Far Cry 2 allowed a hostile player to jump into your vehicle in multiplayer (at least when i played). Because of the way player tags came up in the game you would see the friendly teamplayer tag on the vehicle; yet when you ran over a player the kill would be attributed to whoever was the hostile in the car. Just to make sure I understand, you get a friend on the opposite team to jump in your jeep (or whatever) and this gives you free reign to commit vehicular homicide against your teammates? Excellent.
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Tommy Calamari posted:Greifing in Second Life gets a lot better when you get a handle on basic construction. The people in my office asked why I laughed so hard. I told them I laughed because a great man posted a great post on the internet. this second life, its free right? And how hard is it to get into? Nasty Kerm fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Sep 3, 2009 |
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My question is, have they made any progress making the loving engine run faster? I have a dual core Athlon64 with 4 gigs, is that even enough? All I remember from past experiences was SL ran horribly on any machine I tried.
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Code Jockey posted:My question is, have they made any progress making the loving engine run faster? I have a dual core Athlon64 with 4 gigs, is that even enough? All I remember from past experiences was SL ran horribly on any machine I tried. I tried about a half year ago, and if anything it's only gotten worse. Plus the goon population has kinda been pubbiefied, what with our private island, it's not as fun not having random strangers happen upon your plot because you put "Gorean Roleplay Sim" in your orwellian dystopia plot.
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Created a character/account whatever. I can see how this game can offer some funny moments. Currently figuring out what look I should go with in order to infiltrate the locals. Most people seem to wear almost fetish type of clothing. So I might go for some leather/cyberpunk type of look. I've tried to create objects but I'm unable to do so. I take it I have to own a place in order to build stuff? EDIT : wtf is this poo poo? 
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Nasty Kerm posted:wtf is this poo poo? こどもふくのみせ イリナ Children's clothes. Not nearly as bad as you think. Although I have no idea why someone would make a children's clothes store in a video game. ...I guess deep down I know why. 
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Chwoka posted:Why do goons even need their own server? Do they play differently than everybody else, or do they just like to gather in one place so that they can be griefed more easily? Fixed that for you.
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Tommy Calamari posted:Greifing in Second Life gets a lot better when you get a handle on basic construction. There used to be a glitch where you could make a cube and convince someone to sit on it. Sitting on something automatically turned control of their avatar over to the object. If you deleted the cube as soon as they sat on it, they would be left in a state where the object still had control over them, but no longer existed and they would be frozen. The trick then was to make a helmet that you would force them to wear, which could then be used to control their avatar until they got mad and signed off. The original plan was to create a zombie army, but it got patched.
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Ara posted:こどもふくのみせ イリナ I'm pretty sure that character in the image is from Kodomo no Jikan, which makes this way worse.
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Code Jockey posted:My question is, have they made any progress making the loving engine run faster? I have a dual core Athlon64 with 4 gigs, is that even enough? All I remember from past experiences was SL ran horribly on any machine I tried. Well so far it has crashed my system twice!
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Arcaeris posted:I'm pretty sure that character in the image is from Kodomo no Jikan, which makes this way worse. Jesus christ. Sooo, what was that about burying that place in 100' of cocks?
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I had to google kodomo no Jikan, and ended up on youtube. That was awful, they dont even try to hide the sexual undertones. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcDgcQWyME8quote:Sooo, what was that about burying that place in 100' of cocks? I clicked some persons profile and she had a ss with like a tower of cocks in it. This second life is really strange. Some guy had a picture of himself in his profile and his bio explained he had 6 months left to live due to something to do with his liver.
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