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I'd like to rescind my previous posts pertaining to Epicurus and would like to submit in place that he is, in fact, a spaz. With that noted. I heartily recommend going into an expert game of L4D and at the start of a level shouting "SAFE HOUSE DEATHMATCH!" and then kill the other survivors. Sometimes you might get the other people joining in, but you've just got to try harder to win.
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The best part is when you explained what chess is.
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Dec 10, 2009 20:31
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Epicurus posted:Yeah um I caused them to waste exactly one game of magic cards or whatever and called them a mean name. Probably took them about 20 minutes to fix, and yet people here think it is hilarious to scam people out of MMO gear or something that took months to get and is equally worthless? Isn't my grief actually much LESS mean that 90% of the poo poo in here? That's actually a pretty interesting point. But I still find it funnier when someone is screaming about the +4 epic whatever you tricked him out of. Knocking a bunch of stuff off a table isn't really as good.
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Dec 10, 2009 20:32
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Epicurus posted:Yeah um I caused them to waste exactly one game of magic cards or whatever and called them a mean name. Probably took them about 20 minutes to fix, and yet people here think it is hilarious to scam people out of MMO gear or something that took months to get and is equally worthless? Isn't my grief actually much LESS mean that 90% of the poo poo in here? Also who the gently caress cares if you get called an rear end in a top hat? Isn't that the point? best troll in this thread grats :]
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Dec 10, 2009 20:33
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Remember the words of Albert from the BBC's Hustle: "But the greatest, and most fulfilling con... is conning another grifter."
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Dec 10, 2009 20:34
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Epicurus please post more stories.
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Dec 10, 2009 20:37
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Hmm, cards and chess? Looks like these stories belong in TGD. Go, I'm sure they will welcome you with open arms.
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Dec 10, 2009 20:40
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Phanatic posted:Bra, you should try this grief, it'll be delicious.  http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicurusThirteen In case anyone might be interested in a little youtube-judo.
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Dec 10, 2009 20:50
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Yeah Epicurus does make a point with that. I mean, didn't any of you read that post about EVE where the guy was harassed about his dead loving son, of all things? Compared to that Epicurus is the nicest guy to ever live.
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Dec 10, 2009 20:54
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Epicurus posted:griefing is delicious when you can actually see the look on their faces. Uncle Fumbles posted:he's a pretty good troll on youtube too He hides his griefing tools in that chin of his. Autism fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Dec 10, 2009 |
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Dec 10, 2009 20:55
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fennesz posted:
he's a pretty good troll on youtube too EDIT aww he just removed his videos  maybe he's for real after all? The chess line had me thinking he was trolling but now I don't know what to think.
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Dec 10, 2009 20:55
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Endorph posted:Yeah Epicurus does make a point with that. I mean, didn't any of you read that post about EVE where the guy was harassed about his dead loving son, of all things? Compared to that Epicurus is the nicest guy to ever live. I don't remember that one.
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Dec 10, 2009 20:56
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Wish I'd saved those videos man. Epicurus did you just get griefed?
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Dec 10, 2009 21:03
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Uncle Fumbles posted:Wish I'd saved those videos man. Epicurus did you just get griefed? I'm a little disappointed. I was really looking forward to hearing about some American style karate.
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Dec 10, 2009 21:05
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Uncle Fumbles posted:Wish I'd saved those videos man. Epicurus did you just get griefed? I think so. Truly it has come full circle.
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Dec 10, 2009 21:06
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Epicurus posted:I think so. Truly it has come full circle. wow what a big baby. EDIT - big chinned baby
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Dec 10, 2009 21:08
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Epicurus posted:I think so. Truly it has come full circle. Whoa.
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Dec 10, 2009 21:08
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he deserves credit for being the first person to make the elderly ragequit; that's worth something, right?
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Dec 10, 2009 21:10
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fennesz posted:I'm a little disappointed. I was really looking forward to hearing about some American style karate. It was a really long, boring video with an obvious punchline about training your liver by drinking rum performed by a man with the worlds biggest chin wearing a judo outfit with the constant sound of instant messenger messages arriving in the background.
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Dec 10, 2009 21:12
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Can we just ignore Epicurus? If he really does these things in real life he is a sociopath.
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Dec 10, 2009 21:26
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I hardly see the difference between what Epicurious posted and, say, killing a Flightmaster in World of Warcraft. There seems to be a shared ideal of griefing as Andy Kaufmanesque social commentary, or even folk heroism in the vein of Robin Hood or Guy Fawkes, and the belief is that Epicurious violates that by only posting stories about brutishly ceasing another person's fun, without any deeper levels of expression to them. But that's exactly what most of the anecdotes in this thread are, and if there's a good exception I've yet to dig it up.
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Dec 10, 2009 21:39
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Dec 10, 2009 21:39
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LSTB posted:I hardly see the difference between what Epicurious posted and, say, killing a Flightmaster in World of Warcraft. There seems to be a shared ideal of griefing as Andy Kaufmanesque social commentary, or even folk heroism in the vein of Robin Hood or Guy Fawkes, and the belief is that Epicurious violates that by only posting stories about brutishly ceasing another person's fun, without any deeper levels of expression to them. But that's exactly what most of the anecdotes in this thread are, and if there's a good exception I've yet to dig it up. Being an rear end in a top hat on the internet is easy because at the very most you are a disembodied voice and most of the time just text appearing on the screen. In order to go up to complete strangers and be a total rear end in a top hat to them and not care, you'd have to be some kind of sociopath.
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Dec 10, 2009 22:00
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raezr posted:Epicurus ignore these trolls and share more stories Seriously they are funny as hell.
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Dec 10, 2009 22:00
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Dr_Amazing posted:I don't remember that one. NerdyMcNerdNerd posted:I forget exactly why they decided to antagonize this one corp, but they found out one of the big guys within it had a death in the family. As the story went, his son ( Smokse, in game ) was high and decided that riding a scooter on the autobahn was a great idea. Unfortunately he failed to dodge the grill of a semi-truck. His father in turn named a space station after his dead son. A light clicked in Remedial and FNLN's head, and they waited until they saw his father idling in the space station named after his son.
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Dec 10, 2009 22:03
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Why? They aren't funny and they sound like stories a 12 year old makes up to impress his friends. I'd rather hear about griefing someone has actually done.
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Dec 10, 2009 22:03
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Endorph posted:This is why you never tell anyone on the internet anything about yourself. I'm sorry someone had to die for Dad to learn this lesson, but so it goes.
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Dec 10, 2009 22:05
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Drox posted:This is why you never tell anyone on the internet anything about yourself. I'm sorry someone had to die for Dad to learn this lesson, but so it goes.
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Dec 10, 2009 22:08
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I'm not sorry at all because that is loving hilarious
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Dec 10, 2009 22:10
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That's great and all but neither I nor anyone else said otherwise? I was just remarking on the foolishness of the father telling the internet of a personal tragedy. Probably what happened is that goonfleet had spies in the corp and he used ingame chat or a public forum to tell everyone about his son, and boom.
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Dec 10, 2009 22:11
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Cojawfee posted:Being an rear end in a top hat on the internet is easy because at the very most you are a disembodied voice and most of the time just text appearing on the screen. In order to go up to complete strangers and be a total rear end in a top hat to them and not care, you'd have to be some kind of sociopath.
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I googled EpicurusThirteen to view the spectacle that is his chin and ended up finding a picture of him on chess.com. Also one time I started screaming at a golf game and all those elderly golf players ended up getting pissed off at me what scrubs Control Volume fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Dec 10, 2009 |
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Dec 10, 2009 22:15
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Chess is kind of a sacred game dude, makes the whole deal very not chill
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Dec 10, 2009 22:16
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Epicurus posted:Certain magic cards cost about $50 per card, even in standard tournaments. Lucky they were skinny nerds because I probably would have socked you in the face holmes.
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Dec 10, 2009 22:21
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Themselves posted:Certain magic cards cost about $50 per card, even in standard tournaments. Lucky they were skinny nerds because I probably would have socked you in the face holmes. Literally everyone who has ever played Magic has the strength of a drowned earthworm. Also the best grief ever is Serenity Now bombing that funeral set to Scatman John.
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I was walking down the street past a dark alley and saw a homeless person sitting by some garbage cans. I pretended to be a garbage man and was about to empty the can when I whipped out my knife and stabbed the homeless man repeatedly while he screamed at me to stop. After he was dead, I used his blood to scrawl "Get a job, scrub" on the wall. What a loser.
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Themselves posted:Certain magic cards cost about $50 per card, even in standard tournaments. Lucky they were skinny nerds because I probably would have socked you in the face holmes. Hey cool, way to spend all your parents' money on a children's game when you're an adult. Epicurus troll was epic, if you don't think that's funny you need to re-evaluate your life. College students playing Magic? Are you freaking serious? And then getting butthurt about someone with a real life showing you how pathetic yours is? That's the whole point of griefing in this thread, and he's just done it all to you: shown you how sad and pathetic the way you spend your time is.
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Dec 10, 2009 22:33
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Cojawfee posted:I was walking down the street past a dark alley and saw a homeless person sitting by some garbage cans. I pretended to be a garbage man and was about to empty the can when I whipped out my knife and stabbed the homeless man repeatedly while he screamed at me to stop. After he was dead, I used his blood to scrawl "Get a job, scrub" on the wall. What a loser. See? Now this is a progrief. That guy probably spent YEARS grinding to that age and he lost it all in a second.
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Arcaeris posted:Hey cool, way to spend all your parents' money on a children's game when you're an adult. you have problems if you think leisure time is sad and pathetic, doubly so since you're posting in games In other news, who reported Epicurus? Or maybe Louisgod was just doing a little griefing in the griefing thread.
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I go into antique stores and knock poo poo over, then point and laugh. Those loving idiots and their sad and pathetic hobbies, how dare they attribute a monetary value to something!? I sure showed them reality.
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