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Arcaeris posted:Hey cool, way to spend all your parents' money on a children's game when you're an adult. It's getting so I can't tell the difference between real and fake any more. epicurus closed his youtube account because we were watching his videos. What the gently caress.
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This one time I posted in a griefing thread and managed to derail it for 4 pages.
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Dec 10, 2009 22:42
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Endorph posted:This one time I posted in a griefing thread and managed to derail it for 4 pages. Then I cried because somebody saw my youtube videos its great having a life he seeya later losers
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Dec 10, 2009 22:47
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Could someone show me where the "crying" occurred? All I see is a guy who silently removed content from the web because he was being followed from a thread he made a few offhand comments in.
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Dec 10, 2009 22:51
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Cojawfee posted:I was walking down the street past a dark alley and saw a homeless person sitting by some garbage cans. I pretended to be a garbage man and was about to empty the can when I whipped out my knife and stabbed the homeless man repeatedly while he screamed at me to stop. After he was dead, I used his blood to scrawl "Get a job, scrub" on the wall. What a loser. Yes, the well-known slippery slope from knocking over someone's card game to homicide
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Dec 10, 2009 22:52
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Fag Boy Jim posted:Yes, the well-known slippery slope from knocking over someone's card game to homicide It is. You never know, they might have a knife. Or a bomb. Speaking of bombs, I got an SS13 story. So when I wasn't jobbanned from toxins, I used to make some bombs. Now one day I decided to steal a bunch of back packs, strap them to monkeys and put bombs in them all while letting them roam the halls. Next thing the crew knows, security blows up and all that's left is a monkey body. Same for medical, court and a few other areas.
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LSTB posted:Could someone show me where the "crying" occurred? All I see is a guy who silently removed content from the web because he was being followed from a thread he made a few offhand comments in. Can't you see the humour in that? Seems like a funny over-reaction to me, especially for somebody who is basically an anti-social child. Anyway, I won't mention it again in case somebody watches my youtube videos.
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LSTB posted:Could someone show me where the "crying" occurred? All I see is a guy who silently removed content from the web because he was being followed from a thread he made a few offhand comments in. We made him quit "playing" youtube.
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Syntax! posted:It is. You never know, they might have a knife. I'm reminded of when we were scrambling for the escape shuttle in the same game one round and the toxins scientist pulled out a remote signaler to detonate a superheated bomb somewhere on the station, only to be stopped just in time by security, hooray! ...but he dropped his signaler when they tased him, tuned to the freq and everything. I picked it up real fast to stop anyone from getting their hands on it. However, there was a problem. You don't just put the big red button to destroy nearly everything, labeled DO NOT PRESS perhaps, infront of a goon in a videogame. After shouting "SORRY, THE BUTTON IS TOO TEMPTING!" I sent the signal and was instantly vaporized, along with a quarter of the station.
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I think the captain griefed me one round in SS13. I was toxins and made a 150 degree bomb for self defense and put it in a backpack. 150 degrees won't even blow off your eyebrows. The door for security was open while I was lagging around the station and I got stuck in there with the door closed. I asked someone to let me out and he did and I was about to leave when he tased me for no reason and then saw I had a bomb. We had this whole trial where people were accusing me of trying to blow up security, with one guy representing me, and one guy trying to get the signal for it. Eventually I was found innocent because everyone was convinced that the bomb was 150 degrees and wasn't dangerous and I was free to go. I grabbed my backpack and my stuff and started walking down the hall when all of a sudden I was a ghost standing on a space tile and the walls and floors around me for about ten tiles were gone or destroyed. Turns out the captain was the traitor and at one point took the bomb out of the room where I assume he swapped them out.
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Dec 10, 2009 23:13
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I love it when a round of SS13 manages to come together like that. Awesome.
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Orgasmo posted:Flightmaster Hostage Crisis  Ironforge and Stormwind aren't on the same continent as the Barrens, is there some way to get NPCs to follow you on boat rides?
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Dec 10, 2009 23:58
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yaoi prophet posted:He's griefing the thread because the next page will be full of people telling him how what he did isn't griefing, crowding out any actual content. How's it feel to be a fortune teller?
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When I was 12 or so, my younger brother was obsessed with Donkey Kong Country. He had been stuck on one level (I think it was Toxic Tower, or something like that) for weeks on end, and decided one day that he was just going to sit down and play until he beat it. He got closer and closer until one attempt seemed like it was going to succeed. With the end of the level in sight, I leapt across the room and pulled the plug on the Super Nintendo. I've never seen him so mad in my entire life.
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Cojawfee posted:I was walking down the street past a dark alley and saw a homeless person sitting by some garbage cans. I pretended to be a garbage man and was about to empty the can when I whipped out my knife and stabbed the homeless man repeatedly while he screamed at me to stop. After he was dead, I used his blood to scrawl "Get a job, scrub" on the wall. What a loser. coyo7e posted:I go into antique stores and knock poo poo over, then point and laugh. Those loving idiots and their sad and pathetic hobbies, how dare they attribute a monetary value to something!? Why are you guys so worked up about this? Does it make you feel uncomfortable to observe griefing through any other paradigm, or are you just complete out-and-out hypocrites?
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Dec 11, 2009 02:41
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Cojawfee posted:Can we just ignore Epicurus? If he really does these things in real life he is a sociopath. Like this. For some reason, sociopathy is commendable and Goony - saying "your poison womb is making heaven too crowded" to the mother of a stillborn, for example - but you color one whit outside the lines and everyone gets all uptight.
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Dec 11, 2009 02:44
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Yeah guys mocking losers for playing a card game for children sure is sociopathic!
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Hipster Scumbag posted:Like this. For some reason, sociopathy is commendable and Goony - saying "your poison womb is making heaven too crowded" to the mother of a stillborn, for example - but you color one whit outside the lines and everyone gets all uptight. In that case though she was clearly asking for it, having all those babies and putting them on the internet.  also magic is clearly for adults there was no way I could afford it when I tried playing it as a young'un
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Nuke Goes KABOOM posted:Yeah guys mocking losers for playing a card game for children sure is sociopathic!
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Dec 11, 2009 03:00
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Nuke Goes KABOOM posted:Yeah guys mocking losers for playing a card game for children sure is sociopathic! Haven't you been posting up a storm in this thread about both MMOs and your low opinion of CCGs? How do you rationalize that World of Warcraft is manlier and more mature?
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I uh don't play MMOs? What the hell are you talking about?
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Guess I got the wrong impression from this post, whateverNuke Goes KABOOM posted:Also the best grief ever is Serenity Now bombing that funeral set to Scatman John.
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It's called youtube and it was posted in this very thread.
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I just thought of another. I just got Team Fortress 2 about a month ago, and I generally play on one or two different servers, one of which is a 24/7 2fort server. As you probably know, there's a TON of snipers on 2fort. I love to go pyro and stand in front of them, waving my flamethrower around. You've never heard such crying.
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Holy poo poo you faggots have ruined this thread. If you don't like what someone has posted just don't loving reply, you don't have to reply to every post with THAT ISNT GRIEFING YOU ARE A LOSER GOD.
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An easy way to grief is to quote people in the griefing thread in the games forum and say "this isn't griefing" another way is to repeat jokes other people have already made. Away all Goats fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Dec 11, 2009 |
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Hipster Scumbag posted:Why are you guys so worked up about this? Does it make you feel uncomfortable to observe griefing through any other paradigm, or are you just complete out-and-out hypocrites? Complete out-and-out hypocrite here. Thanks for asking.
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You are all gay homos who can't handle the badassery of true griefage *burns down an orphanage* *shits on miss america* *kickflips over wounded veterans*
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The 120 Days of Sodom was the chronicle of some of history's finest griefing.
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My videogame about elves and dragons is better than your card game about elves and dragons
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The Lost Levels posted:I just thought of another. I just got Team Fortress 2 about a month ago, and I generally play on one or two different servers, one of which is a 24/7 2fort server. As you probably know, there's a TON of snipers on 2fort. I love to go pyro and stand in front of them, waving my flamethrower around. You've never heard such crying. Doing this now lights arrows on fire and makes them do more damage. So you might be accidentally helping them.
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Valve has set up the biggest grief(?) in TF2 with their new upcoming Soldier Vs. Demoman update. Here for the uninformed http://www.teamfortress.com/war/part1/index.htm Where the winning class gets an exclusive extra weapon all to themselves by winning a competition on who can kill the most of the opposite class. No matter which class wins there will be a HUGE shitstorm following the reveal of which class gets it and the steam forums will be overrun until it collapses in on itself. I've played a couple of rounds so far and people have been screaming whenever a demoman kills them or whatever.
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My friends and I used to play Goldeneye all the time in some seriously fun all-night gaming sessions. It was my gimmick to go and hide and wait everyone else out, letting them kill each other until they had no lives left, then pop out and own the survivors.  This got even more fun when I learned you could hide inside the walls on the map titled "facility" before my friends did 
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The Lost Levels posted:When I was 12 or so, my younger brother was obsessed with Donkey Kong Country. He had been stuck on one level (I think it was Toxic Tower, or something like that) for weeks on end, and decided one day that he was just going to sit down and play until he beat it. He got closer and closer until one attempt seemed like it was going to succeed. With the end of the level in sight, I leapt across the room and pulled the plug on the Super Nintendo. I've never seen him so mad in my entire life. On the same note as this. Back in the day we didn't have a memory card for our PlayStation, so we left it on all day and night long. We were playing Spyro the Dragon and we were drat far in it, like one of the last levels in the Dream-Weaver world. One day I thought it would be loving hilarious to turn off the PlayStation, thus erasing all of our progress. Even with my entire family holding me down I managed to push the power button on the PlayStation and sent my sister into an absolute poo poo fit. I got my poo poo grounded by my parents for like, ever and then my parents got me a memory card.
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We've added some new features to SpaceStation 13 lately that can result in some amusing griffing. (I've been banned for one of them, hooray) Officer Beepsky - a badass security bot that spouts one-liners and can mercilessly swat "offenders" with a stun baton, and cuff them. You can edit the security records to tell Beepsky to arrest everybody on the crew, if you'd like. The supply shuttle - in order to keep people from ALWAYS fighting over loving items, a few crew members now have the choice of ordering items. The one downside? The AI or another quartermaster can send the shuttle back the second it arrives. Meaning that you can easily make people run into space.
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Getting back into Garry's Mod and I was quickly reminded of why I grief. The build servers are run by the most assholish nitpicking admins who literally expect you to twiddle your fingers and watch them because anything else you do causes lag and they'll have none of that. One admin made me delete my Auschwitz because the smoke stacks were 'causing lag' and after I turned them off the lights were also 'causing lag.' I decided to just play with balls. So I just finished making a cluster of 12 bouncy balls in the air that would break apart on landing. I duplicated it so I could clean them up and try again, but as soon as I let my balls go this admin started yelling at me again. I could have tried to explain that 12 moving phys props uses less CPU time than a stationary ragdoll, but anal admins don't like to be corrected. I went out of sight, made a duplication of my bouncy cluster, then set them all to super icy. Then I made the balls fully transparent (invisible) and duplicated this new version. So I spawned a fuckton of these invisible clusters all over the place and pretty soon the server came to a screeching halt with endlessly bouncing invisible, frictionless balls. As things turned into a slideshow, the admin started teleporting to players to see who was doing something that was causing lag. He started with me, and there I was, innocently playing with my one visible bouncy ball. The server crashed shortly after.  I don't know if that's a good story but I just loving lost it when he teleported to see me bouncing my one ball against a wall, then teleported away oblivious to my hordes of invisible balls all around him. Sanctum fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Dec 11, 2009 |
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Sanctum posted:Getting back into Garry's Mod and I was quickly reminded of why I grief. The build servers are run by the most assholish nitpicking admins who literally expect you to twiddle your fingers and watch them because anything else you do causes lag and they'll have none of that. Some people get like this in blockland.( virtual legos, it's awesome) So what I do is make block that sends a relay to itself. On receiving a relay it spawns a "pong ball" object AND ALSO sends a relay to itself. This causes an infinite loop of physics props and can crash servers easily if the admins don't set the spawned objects per player limit low enough.
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Jzmisgoo posted:Valve has set up the biggest grief(?) in TF2 with their new upcoming Soldier Vs. Demoman update. Here for the uninformed http://www.teamfortress.com/war/part1/index.htm Where the winning class gets an exclusive extra weapon all to themselves by winning a competition on who can kill the most of the opposite class. No matter which class wins there will be a HUGE shitstorm following the reveal of which class gets it and the steam forums will be overrun until it collapses in on itself. I've played a couple of rounds so far and people have been screaming whenever a demoman kills them or whatever.
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Shumagorath posted:This is going to be a fun weekend. I'm hoping Valve never reveals the secret weapon for the losing side or (even though there's no way this is possible) doesn't even draft the secret unlocks until one side wins. Everyone should just play engineer or something and refuse to engage the other side. ...Actually, that's how 2fort is already. 
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