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Kweh
Jul 20, 2006

ROYAL
STRAIGHT
FLUSH
It is obviously his stand.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
The organ that allows Woli to defy gravity is in his ankle.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
You see: all those blows Ippo took are not as dangerous because he was hit *HARD* which does nothing in boxing. Ippo, being a more experienced boxer, knows that small, dinky body blows are a much more effective anti-monkey countermeasures. That has always been his strategy.

(Man, Ippo sucks so much nowadays.)

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
I hope Ippo fights an actual chimp in an underground match next. Can his samurai spirit allow him to keep standing with a shrieking psychotic monkey gnawing on his throat for a 30 round fight? Well, what about if he has forgotten how to guard and walk by then?

Matlock Birthmark
Sep 24, 2005

I wanted this to happen!!
Soiled Meat
Well, that's certainly an interesting way to represent the ankle giving out. Ippo still hasn't really done anything to Woli this fight. (I refuse to believe those touches did anything) Sigh. exciting, worth the wait. :(

Matlock Birthmark fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Mar 29, 2010

Razor Ramon
Nov 9, 2009

Tezcatlipoca posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR4BpqG_rfk

Posting this as an example of how quickly a fight can change when one fighter can take a punch and the other can't.

he got the guy right across the chin, that would knock out anyone except ippo ofc.

but the bald guy did take a good beating before throwing out that punch full of burning samurai spirit

Monaghan
Dec 29, 2006

It really takes balls to have a fight that lasts for 5 months, consist of nothing but a one-sided beating of the protagonist and than having the protagonist win, not out of skill or anything, but due to dumb luck.

Calling it now, Ippo`s final fight will consist of ippo getting his rear end kicked for a year but not dying due to his samurai spirit. When all seems lost, he wins when his opponent gets killed by a meteor.

Monaghan fucked around with this message at 09:34 on Mar 29, 2010

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.

Kweh posted:

It is obviously his stand.

I'd dig the gently caress out of Ippo's Bizarre Adventure.

KittenofDoom
Apr 15, 2003

Me posting IRL

Monaghan posted:

It really takes balls to have a fight that lasts for 5 months, consist of nothing but a one-sided beating of the protagonist and than having the protagonist win, not out of skill or anything, but due to dumb luck.

Calling it now, Ippo`s final fight will consist of ippo getting his rear end kicked for a year but not dying due to his samurai spirit. When all seems lost, he wins when his opponent gets killed by a meteor.

Not a year for us, a year in the comic. It will be thousands of rounds of Ippo getting battered by a literal boxing machine that is naught but steel and two boxing gloves. Ippo will win by tripping over the power cord.

Geop
Oct 26, 2007

Kweh posted:

It is obviously his stand.
poo poo's about to get Million Yen Baby in here :ohdear:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Luceid posted:

I'd dig the gently caress out of Ippo's Bizarre Adventure.

Sorry, Ippo's way too gay for an Araki manga.

Jedah
Sep 1, 2001

YOU CAN NOT BUST THE KRUST
Chapter 888 has been translated: http://ippo-online.confusticated.com/

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.
Hahaha, what the gently caress. This is going to be the lamest win ever.
Ippo truly is a rising star on the world stage, bringing the Fujita Fight System into the boxing world.

If you don't want to read the article, here's the main points:

1. Receive beating until opponent falls asleep.
2. Maul opponent’s unconscious body.
3. Realize that the celebration banana was a trick and that you’ve once again been led into a cage for safe transport.

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

Forest Fuckery posted:

Hahaha, what the gently caress. This is going to be the lamest win ever.
Ippo truly is a rising star on the world stage, bringing the Fujita Fight System into the boxing world.

If you don't want to read the article, here's the main points:

1. Receive beating until opponent falls asleep.
2. Maul opponent’s unconscious body.
3. Realize that the celebration banana was a trick and that you’ve once again been led into a cage for safe transport.

This is pretty interesting although I could have sworn read it somewhere befo...

Soth posted:

I still maintain that Ippo is obviously based on Kazuyuki Fujita. :colbert:
Oh, one page ago.

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
When Ippo actually lands a good blow, it should be to the abdomen and the following two pages are a detailed spread of Woli vomiting furiously at Ippo's feet with a look of sheer terror.

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

FiftySeven posted:

This is pretty interesting although I could have sworn read it somewhere befo...

Oh, one page ago.

It's been brought up before when it comes to Ippo a few times I think.

But yeah, this is just a disappointing thing to read. It's amazing how stagnant this story can get.

Geop
Oct 26, 2007

Chinaman7000 posted:

It's been brought up before when it comes to Ippo a few times I think.

But yeah, this is just a disappointing thing to read. It's amazing how stagnant this story can get.
Wait until a new character is introduced in the next chapter :v:

GHOST IPPO :woop:

KittenofDoom
Apr 15, 2003

Me posting IRL

Forest Fuckery posted:

Hahaha, what the gently caress. This is going to be the lamest win ever.
Ippo truly is a rising star on the world stage, bringing the Fujita Fight System into the boxing world.

If you don't want to read the article, here's the main points:

1. Receive beating until opponent falls asleep.
2. Maul opponent’s unconscious body.
3. Realize that the celebration banana was a trick and that you’ve once again been led into a cage for safe transport.
I hate to say it, but Cracked has surpassed Mad Magazine in terms of quality. How?

Alkaiser
Mar 17, 2009

Geop posted:

Wait until a new character is introduced in the next chapter :v:

GHOST IPPO :woop:

I figure it'll be Ippo ghost dad!

oops

Alkaiser fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Mar 31, 2010

Geop
Oct 26, 2007

SPOILER THAT, SON :bahgawd:

But that brings up a point: we need more backstory on Ippo's dad.

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

KittenofDoom posted:

I hate to say it, but Cracked has surpassed Mad Magazine in terms of quality. How?

Sadly, that doesn't really take much. Mad Magazine ceased being funny once I grew older than about 12 years old. The art is still pretty great, though.

Jedah
Sep 1, 2001

YOU CAN NOT BUST THE KRUST
You guys should switch over to Garouden. Fun, easy read during the downtime of HnI. Sure, it lacks the plot and depth that HnI once had, but, god drat, these fights... they're spectacular! Also, bitches like Woli would be chewed up in the first few chapters. Actually... come to think of it, the protagonist has a "beat down" list, and Ippo's name is crossed off on it.
http://www.onemanga.com/Garouden/1/00-cover/

Jedah fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Mar 31, 2010

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

Jedah posted:

You guys should switch over to Garouden. Fun, easy read during the downtime of HnI. Sure, it lacks the plot and depth that HnI once had, but, god drat, these fights... they're spectacular! Also, bitches like Woli would be chewed up in the first few chapters. Actually... come to think of it, the protagonist has a "beat down" list, and Ippo's name is crossed off on it.
http://www.onemanga.com/Garouden/1/00-cover/

It looks like Grappler Baki. Will it be full of goofy-looking superhumans who only fight each other over nothing with nothing to win or lose except possibly teeth, and maybe a tyrannosaurus rex? Or is it lame?

King6
Feb 9, 2006
Jesus, I looked at the date stamps of these chapters with this drat Woli fight. This poo poo's been going on since September.

Even Bleach in it's slow-as-gently caress glory didn't feel this drawn out over the past 6 months.

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde

King6 posted:

Jesus, I looked at the date stamps of these chapters with this drat Woli fight. This poo poo's been going on since September.

Even Bleach in it's slow-as-gently caress glory didn't feel this drawn out over the past 6 months.

No I am sorry but that's not fair to Ippo. Bleach has been stagnant for YEARS now. I love Kubos art but story wise, bleach moves insanely slow.

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

FiftySeven posted:

This is pretty interesting although I could have sworn read it somewhere befo...

Oh, one page ago.
I am a dumbs :saddowns:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Mystic Mongol posted:

It looks like Grappler Baki. Will it be full of goofy-looking superhumans who only fight each other over nothing with nothing to win or lose except possibly teeth, and maybe a tyrannosaurus rex? Or is it lame?

Its based on a series of novels by some author, only the art is by the Baki guy. Its a lot more realistic although still has the oddly proportioned bodies.

Coca Koala
Nov 28, 2005

ongoing nowhere
College Slice

Jedah posted:

You guys should switch over to Garouden. Fun, easy read during the downtime of HnI. Sure, it lacks the plot and depth that HnI once had, but, god drat, these fights... they're spectacular! Also, bitches like Woli would be chewed up in the first few chapters. Actually... come to think of it, the protagonist has a "beat down" list, and Ippo's name is crossed off on it.
http://www.onemanga.com/Garouden/1/00-cover/

I got eight pages in and closed it. Do the faces ever become not horrifying?

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
that's his style, that bizzare muscle anatomy and let's not forget that meaty-muscly-chin thing it has going on; it's muscle porn, especially if you read Baki

Jedah
Sep 1, 2001

YOU CAN NOT BUST THE KRUST
Muscle porn, that's actually a good way to put it. As I keep reading fighting manga, it is amazing to me how replaceable "fight" and "gently caress" seem to be. I think all these authors/artists perhaps have some closeted feelings? Also, we're reading it.. what does that say about us? :O

Coca Koala posted:

I got eight pages in and closed it. Do the faces ever become not horrifying?

Actually the faces get way more horrifying, especially when they introduce a very strange man named Sakura.

Jedah fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Mar 31, 2010

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Garouden and Baki weird me out, artist likes his muscleboys wayyy too much. Shamo has been recommended before, but I'll add another vote, main character is more of an rear end in a top hat than Sawamura.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

Spuckuk posted:

Garouden and Baki weird me out, artist likes his muscleboys wayyy too much. Shamo has been recommended before, but I'll add another vote, main character is more of an rear end in a top hat than Sawamura.

True that on Garouden and Baki; anyway, if I wanted a seinen action manga, I'd go with Aiki.

To pull this thread back on topic, who's gonna be fighting next after this godawful Ippo fight? I've forgotten who's slated to fight next; god, this match with Woli has been long and terrible.

Jedah
Sep 1, 2001

YOU CAN NOT BUST THE KRUST

pnumoman posted:

True that on Garouden and Baki; anyway, if I wanted a seinen action manga, I'd go with Aiki.

To pull this thread back on topic, who's gonna be fighting next after this godawful Ippo fight? I've forgotten who's slated to fight next; god, this match with Woli has been long and terrible.

Speedster battle coming soon. Saeki, Karasawa and Itagaki will be fighting in the Class A tournament. Aoki and Kimura (like usual) are competing but will probably not get any special treatment. Hopefully I'm wrong, I actually like Kimura's character.

Geop
Oct 26, 2007

890 Raw is up.

gently caress YES. Ippo finally nailing the rear end in a top hat. Ippo nails Woli's guard again, sending him against the ropes. Seems Woli's mouth is cut up, judging by the blood. Ippo tries a big swing, but Woli counters. Almost immediately, Ippo performs an uppercut which literally lifts Woli off the god drat ground. Chapter ends with Woli entering a slugging match with Ippo, and Miguel going gently caress NOOOO D:<

Also, I am pretty sure Takamura is pissed off because Mister Genius is losing to the "commoner" :smuggo:

All the zoom-in to the organs is odd, though. Is Woli ridiculously out of breath or something? His rage-face early on looks like a violent gasp of sorts.

Geop fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Apr 5, 2010

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Geop posted:

890 Raw is up.

gently caress YES. Ippo finally nailing the rear end in a top hat. Ippo nails Woli's guard again, sending him against the ropes. Seems Woli's mouth is cut up, judging by the blood. Ippo tries a big swing, but Woli counters. Almost immediately, Ippo performs an uppercut which literally lifts Woli off the god drat ground. Chapter ends with Woli entering a slugging match with Ippo, and Miguel going gently caress NOOOO D:<

Also, I am pretty sure Takamura is pissed off because Mister Genius is losing to the "commoner" :smuggo:

All the zoom-in to the organs is odd, though. Is Woli ridiculously out of breath or something? His rage-face early on looks like a violent gasp of sorts.


Is it a 2 or more page spread?

Namnesor
Jun 29, 2005

Dante's allowance - $100
Woli still not dead, left dissatisfied

DamnGlitch
Sep 2, 2004

Coughing Hobo posted:

Woli still not dead, left dissatisfied

Woli,

Please die.

Sincerely,
Every american ippo fan ever.

Geop
Oct 26, 2007

I'm really surprised his head didn't fly off from that upper. Even more surprised that he's still on his feet. Even further surprised that he seems willing to enter a hitting match. Ugh.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Geop posted:

I'm really surprised his head didn't fly off from that upper. Even more surprised that he's still on his feet. Even further surprised that he seems willing to enter a hitting match. Ugh.

I'm even more surprised that Ippo can throw punches like those after getting the poo poo beaten out of him for almost 20 minutes. Even more surprised that Morikawa thinks he will be able to build tension again after this (since japanese spirit can make you do the impossible). Even further surprised that I am still reading this poo poo.

Ippo must have coated his gloves with some neurotoxin for such few pokes to monkey-boy midsection having that much an effect.

Edit: Woli, do like 90% of all Ippo opponents and retire after this fight. Feet first, if possible.

trucutru fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Apr 5, 2010

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George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.
After accidentally killing an younger opponent in the ring, Ippo Makenouchi suffers a period of depression and withdraws from professional boxing.

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