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Kali11324
Dec 8, 2004

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Fuzz posted:

Man, you guys are bitches. I sat down when there were 4 guys at the table and over the course of the next 4 ingame days I gradually whittled them all away and busted them all out. Was some of the most fun I had playing the game, actually, but I really enjoy playing poker.

I lucked out and sat down at the table when there was only 1 chinamen sitting there. I mostly love the whole poker thing but I swear that sometime I have a better hand but the computer AI doesn't recognize it or some such bullshit.

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Role Play McMurphy
Jul 15, 2010
The computer definitely cheats at poker, I've seen the computer re-re-raise me or go all-in before the flop with terrible cards that just happen to hit on the river more times than I can count.

2ndclasscitizen
Jan 2, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Mr Cuddles posted:

I was getting so used to seeing a cart on the side of the road with a lady asking for help only to be jumped by a load of bandits that the last time it happened I just shot the lady dead and entered dead eye for the inevitable bandits to come from behind the cart.

They never showed up. I just murdered a defenseless mexican woman.

The dick move with this is (for me at least) you play through heaps of the game before they start giving you the escort missions, so the first couple that popped up copped a revolver round in the face. Definite dick move.

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1
I just read something that said RDR sold 983 million copies. I don't think that sounds like it could possibly be remotely accurate. Could it be that they've sold 939 million dollars worth of games, even? Something seems not right.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

glug posted:

I just read something that said RDR sold 983 million copies. I don't think that sounds like it could possibly be remotely accurate. Could it be that they've sold 939 million dollars worth of games, even? Something seems not right.

http://www.vgchartz.com/game.php?id=31325
http://www.vgchartz.com/game.php?id=31326

Definitely not 983 million copies, haha.

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008


glug posted:

I just read something that said RDR sold 983 million copies. I don't think that sounds like it could possibly be remotely accurate. Could it be that they've sold 939 million dollars worth of games, even? Something seems not right.
Um, that is clearly not correct at all, no matter how you try to look at it. Even if you had to guess that they meant 900 million dollars worth, at $60 a pop, that's still 15 million copies. That's not even close.

Where did you "read" this? You're just making it up, aren't you? Or did you type it in Notepad, and then read it?

the truth
Dec 16, 2007

Fuzz posted:

the truth posted:

If I replay missions, do they count toward the "20 missions with same horse" trophy? I only have have two missions left and I think I'm cutting it close.
Yes.

Really? Whenever I load up an old mission I have a different horse.

CheshireCat
Jul 9, 2001

You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it.

glug posted:

I just read something that said RDR sold 983 million copies. I don't think that sounds like it could possibly be remotely accurate. Could it be that they've sold 939 million dollars worth of games, even? Something seems not right.
963 thousand copies of Red Dead Redemption for both 360 and PS3 were sold in June. Maybe that's what they meant.

Pees With Boner
Jun 7, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post
I've always found that turning off the HUD in GTA games makes them more fun, especially GTA 4 with the wanted level system turned off so you have to just run until you don't hear cops anymore and even then you tend to lay low for a while. Turning off the radar and whatnot in RDR is arguably even more awesome cause you basically have to use your shadow/the time of day to figure out where the hell you're going

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Fuzz posted:

Man, you guys are bitches. I sat down when there were 4 guys at the table and over the course of the next 4 ingame days I gradually whittled them all away and busted them all out. Was some of the most fun I had playing the game, actually, but I really enjoy playing poker.

Goddamn right, I did exactly this to get the scrap for the US Army Uniform. I've never even played Texas Hold'em until this game, and yet I managed to gradually win, bit by bit. There were moments when I was this close to losing, and I felt like giving up, but I kept at it. Towards the end I was making ridiculous bluffs just trying to lose all my money, but I pulled through eventually. It was pretty fun, and I'm starting to like Texas Hold'em more than... whatever it is that people play now.

Oh, and it only took me two in-game days. :clint:




Well okay, for the last guy left at the table I quit and re-entered the game to reset his winnings (he was like 2000 in chips up on me... he had 3000 and I had maybe 1800). It still counted towards the scrap, though, and I technically busted every other player.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

glug posted:

I just read something that said RDR sold 983 million copies. I don't think that sounds like it could possibly be remotely accurate. Could it be that they've sold 939 million dollars worth of games, even? Something seems not right.

http://www.gamespot.com/news/6269176.html


quote:

Game industry watchers must be feeling a sense of déjà vu today. Two weeks after the NPD Group reported Red Dead Redemption was May's top game, the NPD Group reported that Red Dead Redemption was June's top game. Rockstar Games' critically praised open-world Western sold 582,900 units on the Xbox 360 and 380,300 units on the PlayStation 3, for a total of 963,200 units--down just over a half-million units from its overall haul the month before. The figure now makes it the best-selling game of 2010 to date, according to NPD.

1. Red Dead Redemption / 360 / 582,900
3. Red Dead Redemption / PS3 / 380,300

This bodes well for making RDR a new franchise. Thank god. Between the obvious GTA games, an upcoming Bully sequel, and new RDR games coming out at ~2 year intervals, Rockstar can look forward to a lot of my money.

AmbassadorFriendly
Nov 19, 2008

Don't leave me hangin'

GenoCanSing posted:

This bodes well for making RDR a new franchise. Thank god. Between the obvious GTA games, an upcoming Bully sequel, and new RDR games coming out at ~2 year intervals, Rockstar can look forward to a lot of my money.

There's gonna be a Bully sequel? Holy poo poo. I love that game, perhaps even more than I love Red Dead Redemption.

Peas and Rice
Jul 14, 2004

Honor and profit.

AmbassadorFriendly posted:

There's gonna be a Bully sequel? Holy poo poo. I love that game, perhaps even more than I love Red Dead Redemption.

Yup. It's my favorite Rockstar game, and I'm pretty sure the designers of Bully had a hand in RDR, because it has the same kind of feel to it in places.

Shaun Lee's doing the soundtrack for the next Bully game too! :dance: :qfg:

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Role Play McMurphy posted:

The computer definitely cheats at poker, I've seen the computer re-re-raise me or go all-in before the flop with terrible cards that just happen to hit on the river more times than I can count.

I had the computer get THREE 6 high straights in a row on me. So I shot that cheating fucker right in the face.

fennesz
Dec 29, 2008

BonoMan posted:

I had the computer get THREE 6 high straights in a row on me. So I shot that cheating fucker right in the face.

Yeah, I hate the cheating poker AI in this game. Especially when you're playing heads up, they loving CONSTANTLY get 2 pair or better. Every. loving. Hand. And it's nice that whenever you happen to land a good hand you bet 10 and they fold immediately. I usually stalk and stealth kill the cheating bastards after the game or unload 5 shotgun shells into his torso.

Although it felt good to bust two assholes in high stakes when I dropped loving FOUR (4!) TENS (10!) on their asses. Although for whatever reason I enjoy playing poker in Mexico way more than I do anywhere else. Playing in Chuparosa, busting everyone, getting shitfaced and riding to Casa Magruda just to do it again is really loving awesome; while wearing the poncho of course.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

BonoMan posted:

I had the computer get THREE 6 high straights in a row on me. So I shot that cheating fucker right in the face.

Man, I cleaned up at poker, got my U.S. Army Uniform, and still got up and shot everyone in the face. Except for that smug rear end in a top hat in the white suit, who I hogtied and dropped on the train tracks. I was amazed when he EXPLODED into a fine red mist and tiny bits of meat.

I am the best old west supervillain, except I have max honor

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

BonoMan posted:

I had the computer get THREE 6 high straights in a row on me. So I shot that cheating fucker right in the face.

On the other hand I got a royal flush in-game, which I never have in real life.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
So is the new multiplayer poker going to incorporate cheating?

Also, I want to play it on a riverboat.

Pees With Boner
Jun 7, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post
I cleaned out all four of them in Blackwater. Took loving forever and I can't even remember if I bothered cheating. The last dude went all in on the last hand with his whopping $11 or whatever, I had a straight or three of a kind or something and he had like a 7 high. Then I shot him.

Role Play McMurphy
Jul 15, 2010

Peas and Rice posted:

Shaun Lee's doing the soundtrack for the next Bully game too! :dance: :qfg:

This is excellent news.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I choose the best of both worlds. I get the fiddy bucks, but then I shoot her in the knee and watch her limp away.

Yea, try dancing on THAT leg ya hussy. :clint:

Nah, this is how you do it.

She runs away, then you lasso her, hogtie her, and leave her next to her confederates as they rot. Chances are someone will be around to help her. I couldn't care less. The bitch tried to kill me, she can stand to free herself over the next few days.

Unless the coyotes get her first. Either way, that's for nearly ending my life.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Jul 16, 2010

Peas and Rice
Jul 14, 2004

Honor and profit.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Nah, this is how you do it.

She runs away, then you lasso her, hogtie her, and leave her next to her confederates as they rot. Chances are someone will be around to help her. I couldn't care less. The bitch tried to kill me, she can stand to free herself over the next few days.

Unless the coyotes get her first. Either way, that's for nearly ending my life.

See, if you do stuff like this, the game AI ought to recognize it and future bandit groups should leave you alone.

"Holy poo poo it's John Marston the psychopath. If we don't get him he'll leave one of us alive in a pile of rotting corpses. Let's go rob HERBERT MOOOOOOON instead!"

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Peas and Rice posted:

See, if you do stuff like this, the game AI ought to recognize it and future bandit groups should leave you alone.

"Holy poo poo it's John Marston the psychopath. If we don't get him he'll leave one of us alive in a pile of rotting corpses. Let's go rob HERBERT MOOOOOOON instead!"

Yeah, but that would just lead to an increase of requests from HERBERT MOOOOOOON to recover the thief who stole his poo poo, and really, do you want that?

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

Achmed Jones posted:

edit: Oh god, there's a sign advertising "T'aint toilet powder."

The hotel in Blackwater across the street from the Blackwater Saloon is the Althewaye Inn.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Well, I got to about page 70 of this thread, and I've almost beat this. Finally have to post my thanks for the guys turning me onto this great game.

Fun Stuff

I got super lucky with my Knife a Bear challenge. I was ridin out, mindin my own business when I see a large brown lump near one of the log cabins. Of course it's a bear, but it's actin kind of funny. I get closer and see that it's being attacked by a loving DOG. This brave little soldier is keeping the thing busy long enough for me to sneak up and stab it repeatedly. The coolness of this deed is of course multiplied by the fact that the dog closely resembles my childhood dog.

Doing the "Love is the Opiate" Stranger mission (You have to get a White Horse for someone). I felt that the guy you have to get it for is a dick, so after I get him his horse and he doesn't disappear, or go riding off, I decide "gently caress him, and the horse I rode in on!" Pull out my shotgun and blast Mr. Ed right in the face. rear end in a top hat draws on me, fires once, and is immediately cut down by local law enforcement, who merely wave cheerily at me from the nearby rooftop.

For anyone trying the 6 gun disarm, I got it at Twin Rocks, kept the gun out the entire time, took out the two rock snipers and slowly made my way up, alternately disarming and blasting bad guys. I thought I was screwed when I was down to the last guy, holding the daughter hostage, but the game glitched in my favor. She was face down, rear end up on the ground, and just peeking out around the corner was the rifle barrel. Dead-eye, goodbye.

Great game so far, will likely try out some MP after I finish the SP. Will try to get on the metatag later if there is room GT: KhlamydiaKoala

Philip J Fry
Apr 25, 2007

go outside and have a blast
More inneundo: whatever it is that's in the shipping crates has a phallic logo and is called 'King Load'.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Just finished the game earlier on. Someone spoiled the ending for me ages ago but I still thought the entire ending sequence was awesome. Probably the most compelling story that Rockstar have put in any of their open-world games, and along with Bully its one of their only games that I actually feel compelled to get 100% on.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Say, I just earned the Beastmaster Cheat (Beat the latest Social Club challenge Legendary Marksman) any idea what it does? Can't find any info yet. Playing around with it for a little bit I didn't get attacked by wild animals.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

CzarChasm posted:

Doing the "Love is the Opiate" Stranger mission (You have to get a White Horse for someone).

On that note, I cannot for the life of me find a white horse anywhere. That's one of the few Stranger missions I have left, and I really want to find that goddamned horse. I used to see people riding white horses all the time, but now the game seems to be loving with me, since I never see them anymore.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Angry Diplomat posted:

On that note, I cannot for the life of me find a white horse anywhere. That's one of the few Stranger missions I have left, and I really want to find that goddamned horse. I used to see people riding white horses all the time, but now the game seems to be loving with me, since I never see them anymore.

It's in Mexico.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Where the poo poo is Rio del Toro? Need to find it for the Treasure challenge, but it's nowhere on the map and I'm not going go look all over Mexico for it.

Contra Duck
Nov 4, 2004

#1 DAD

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Where the poo poo is Rio del Toro? Need to find it for the Treasure challenge, but it's nowhere on the map and I'm not going go look all over Mexico for it.

North of Chuparosa along the river bank. Zoom in on your map around that area and you should see it.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

CzarChasm posted:

Say, I just earned the Beastmaster Cheat (Beat the latest Social Club challenge Legendary Marksman) any idea what it does? Can't find any info yet. Playing around with it for a little bit I didn't get attacked by wild animals.

Social Club says this about it:

quote:

Beastmaster Cheat

Unlocked by acquiring at least a silver medal in the Legendary Marksman Challenge. Cheat grants access to the ability to have animals become friendly toward player character.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Contra Duck posted:

North of Chuparosa along the river bank. Zoom in on your map around that area and you should see it.

Ah great, I'll check it out later. Thanks man.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

I camped and set a way point ahead of a moving train so I could get on it to do the legendary marksman challenge. I spawned and i hear the train chugging up around the bend, so I whistled my horse. It spawned on the other side of the tracks, started running towards me, and got loving gibbed by the train.

I just stood there like :smith: for a minute.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
What's funny is that you don't even need a horse to get on the train. If you time it carefully, moving towards the train and pressing the jump button while a set of boarding stairs is right in front of you will sometimes cause you to hop safely on in a fit of unlikely physics.

Hogarth Hughes
Apr 16, 2006

"As for me, people will be pleased to escape from me in one piece."

:black101:
I finished the game and it was absolutely fantastic. I want to erase my memory of having played that just so I can go and do it all over again. I would have gotten 100% completion on the game but gently caress FIVE loving FINGER loving FILET. gently caress it in the rear end. Worst idea ever to make that a requirement for one outfit and the completion of the whole game. I am great at all the other mini-games but having to smash a whole bunch of buttons in a row, fast and perfectly, like 6 times in a row, is loving asinine.

Anyhow I did some multiplayer last weekend but I saw like a grand total of 5 people. I joined a posse for a few minutes but they were a couple of 12 year olds so I left.

Are people still playing the multiplayer of this? It would be fun to find some goons doing this if anyone still is.

Pandanaut
May 26, 2007

goin to the fuckin moon

Hogarth Hughes posted:

I finished the game and it was absolutely fantastic. I want to erase my memory of having played that just so I can go and do it all over again. I would have gotten 100% completion on the game but gently caress FIVE loving FINGER loving FILET. gently caress it in the rear end. Worst idea ever to make that a requirement for one outfit and the completion of the whole game. I am great at all the other mini-games but having to smash a whole bunch of buttons in a row, fast and perfectly, like 6 times in a row, is loving asinine.

One of the best things to do for that particular scrap is to ride up on your horse and knock everyone out of the way except the guy in the chair.

Then you just have to win two or three times. It is the hardest one, but it is much easier than beating everyone there.

Hogarth Hughes
Apr 16, 2006

"As for me, people will be pleased to escape from me in one piece."

:black101:

Pandanaut posted:

One of the best things to do for that particular scrap is to ride up on your horse and knock everyone out of the way except the guy in the chair.

Then you just have to win two or three times. It is the hardest one, but it is much easier than beating everyone there.

I might just try that. I was about ready to throw the controller through the TV though. Killing everyone in Torquemada was not really that satisfying.

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monoptic
Apr 8, 2004

MAGNICIFENT!

Hogarth Hughes posted:

I would have gotten 100% completion on the game but gently caress FIVE loving FINGER loving FILET. gently caress it in the rear end. Worst idea ever to make that a requirement for one outfit and the completion of the whole game. I am great at all the other mini-games but having to smash a whole bunch of buttons in a row, fast and perfectly, like 6 times in a row, is loving asinine.

It is literally the easiest minigame. The pattern never changes. :psyduck:

ABAYAXABAY on the xbox. Repeat ad nauseum until you win. You don't even have to look at the controller.

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