Mr.Pibbleton posted:

My mom saw a political poster for a lemon party that had their website on it, I persuaded her not to visit it, but the conversation was somewhat awkward. It's funny how some corners of the internet are foul yet almost universaly known.

Also those chat griefs were hilarious.

Ziji posted:

Man... just reading this stuff and watching videos makes me want to play EVE. But I don't know if I can justify the monthly fee.

Jinkin posted:

My friend was driving me home one night and I ask if he's heard of 'goatse'. He responds 'no' so I look it up on my phone real quick and show him garnering a fantastic reaction. He taken Ambien an hour or so before and one of the side-effects is short-term memory loss. The next day at work, he explains he doesn't remember driving me anywhere at all, so I ask if he's heard of 'goatse'...

Trainmonk posted:

Why would you let someone who took Ambien an hour ago drive you home? That seems like a death wish.

Jinkin posted:

Short answer: he forgot.

Trainmonk posted:

Why would you let someone who took Ambien an hour ago drive you home? That seems like a death wish.

bunky posted:

Haha, yeah! Bloody fat american twats! Good one!

Fonzarelli posted:

Haha both the things I said were absolutely true. There were like, fifteen 'oh my gawwwwd!"s, and that really is something native to americans.

Fonzarelli posted:

Haha both the things I said were absolutely true. There were like, fifteen 'oh my gawwwwd!"s, and that really is something native to americans.

Also, fat fat voice.

(you are the one who was griefed)

Jinkin posted:

My friend was driving me home one night and I ask if he's heard of 'goatse'. He responds 'no' so I look it up on my phone real quick and show him garnering a fantastic reaction. He taken Ambien an hour or so before and one of the side-effects is short-term memory loss. The next day at work, he explains he doesn't remember driving me anywhere at all, so I ask if he's heard of 'goatse'...

yaoi prophet posted:

Maybe he drove him home, took Ambien, and the Ambien kept the memory of driving him home from taking hold.

Law posted:

Heh, I bet she was fat. Women.

McNameeeeeeeeeeeeee posted:

Listen to her voice. It's high pitched, but slightly muffled like her resonating vocal chords are being dampened by 2 or 3 extra chins. It's a fat voice.

Edit: poo poo I've been spending a lot of time on reddit and I keep trying to upvote or downvote posts on SA

dud root posted:

Also the annoying voice has that slight twang to it, that tells me shes not only fat, but shes playing WoW from work. Fat AND a lazy worker. What a bitch

jesus everyone please shut the gently caress up

Trainmonk posted:

Everybody here is fat and annoying. You guys are just projecting your own disgust in yourself onto that fat and annoying girl.

I can tell you're fat by your posts.

Endorph posted:

I too compare women to pigs?

McNameeeeeeeeeeeeee posted:

Woe upon ye who would disparage fatties in the "games" subforum!

Fonzarelli posted:

Just that girl.

Haven't you guys ever had some chick on vent who just won't shut up, and has every other nerd in the guild beckoning to her call? That girl that basically flirts with all the dudes in the guild because they rarely hear a real life girl's voice?

And then, of course it turns out she's just a huge terrible hambeast. This is the girl in the video.

Endorph posted:

Yeah but I wouldn't call those WoW players people jesus christ man.

Chopstix posted:

I remember watching an old WoW video where one guy instantly kills like a dozen other people, can anyone help me find it? He dies somehow, and waits inside a cave and waits for a party to come in. He then resurrects or something, and dies again, but kills EVERYONE else while doing it.

Endorph posted:

Yeah but I wouldn't call those people pigs jesus christ man.

Wild T posted:

Rough Lobster posted:

I tried the game exactly for these types of reasons, and let me tell you: it's seriously boring 95 percent of the time. It takes like a month at least before you're able to fly and utilize a halfway decent ship. And all the awesome stuff is few and far between. Since I quit I realized it's much better just to watch the highlight reels.

Ziji posted:

That kinda sucks to hear.. but I'm still considering at least TRYING it. I just hate the monthly fees though. But yeah, EVE griefing videos = hilarious.

yaoi prophet posted:

If you're in a profitable area of space you can make enough money to buy game time in-game for maybe 20 hours of work a month. But it isn't worth it.

TimNeilson posted:

Yeah, don't try to grind your way to free playtime in EVE, it'll make you want to shoot yourself. Scam you way to free playtime instead, it's super-easy. People who play EVE are incredibly dumb.

Death by Cranes posted:

Sorry, but what the hell is this game? It says Black Ops in the description, but Wolfenstein was prettier than this load of manure. What gives?

Also that WoW Angwe guy was pretty legendary.

Chumly posted:

Is it? Based on how he's moving the camera around he's clearly using a controller.

Wells posted:

SWG

Ziji posted:

That's one of the plans.. but I'd only want to play with people I know. Still, seems really fun and cool, but can't get to the fun without doing some boring work first.

Misquoter posted:

Some people here may remember an old game by the name of Nox, it was made by Westwood and played similarly to Diablo, but more focused on PvP action.

It had 3 classes: Warrior(typical melee fighter), Wizard (typical fireballs/lightning/teleporting glass cannon), and the Conjurer (Archer/caster that could summon pets). The multiplayer was almost completely PvP, with Capture the Flag, FFA deathmatch, team deathmatch, and a football variant.

Most people online played Wizards to sneak around invisible and 1-shot people or Warriors to basically mash slower people with impunity; I preferred to avoid conflict altogether. Many of the deathmatch maps had dungeon/castle themed setpieces such as jail cells, pits, and other areas that were generally inaccessible by normal means.

Fortunately, Wizards had a spell called "Teleport to Target" which allowed you to teleport yourself to wherever your mouse pointer is. Combine this with invisibility and traps, which held up to 3 spells and were invisible unless people were actively looking for them; and griefing was simple.

Cue me camping the room with the strongest warrior weapon, setting a trap on it with the teleport spell pointing into a cell and another to make them drop their current weapon; all the while staying invisible since only directly attacking will break it. I could end most games with at least 5-6 people irrevocably trapped in in cells with no weapons to retaliate against a Wizard they couldn't see.

Enemy wizards were a little tougher since they never bothered with the weapon room except to deny it to warriors, but they were manageable since I could drain their mana from invisibility, making them just as helpless as the warriors. Some wizards were quick enough in hitting a mana potion to let themselves teleport out, but most people learned to avoid those areas like the plague.

I kept it up to the point that I managed to spread the fear/hate of "that dickhead wizard" to most of the community and eventually most of the map areas that I could exploit were patched with an exit or removed. People tried raging on the forums to get me banned, but they never did because I wasn't cheating or exploiting a bug, just using map mechanics.

In other maps, specifically ones with water, Wizards could break through the map barrier between solid ground and water by stacking enough traps with a push spell and manually detonating them. Combining this with a swap places spell garnered just as much rage. Trapping almost an entire team in a creek without breaking invisibility is a quick way to cause more than a couple meltdowns from the "elite" players.

Colbear posted:

If you wait another few days, you can get into the Goon corp, and that's enough to make scamming really, painfully easy.

It takes a few tries to find a dumb enough mark, but the first time I scammed people I was on a trial account (can't receive items from players, basically) and still managed to get enough isk after two days of work to buy a month of gametime. I have 5 PLEXes right now, and haven't logged in since maybe two weeks ago.