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There's no way that's real.
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Deadpool posted:There's no way that's real. Deadpool. Open your heart. You know it could be true...
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 04:50 |
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Should we start predicting where tonight's Alvarez rant will fall in the F4W 2011 Top #50?
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 04:51 |
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MassRayPer posted:Should we start predicting where tonight's Alvarez rant will fall in the F4W 2011 Top #50? #1 barring some kind of act of god
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 04:52 |
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MassRayPer posted:Should we start predicting where tonight's Alvarez rant will fall in the F4W 2011 Top #50? Honestly, I'm expecting a more "I'm dead inside and have to review this show because is it my job" than anything else. I'm more interested in the seemingly common "thing that Meltzer thought was sorta good only because he loves wrestling more than any other human ever to live."
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 04:54 |
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MassRayPer posted:Should we start predicting where tonight's Alvarez rant will fall in the F4W 2011 Top #50? #12
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 04:58 |
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Space Cob posted:Honestly, I'm expecting a more "I'm dead inside and have to review this show because is it my job" than anything else. From his recap I do not think this is one of those nights. (Meltzer half liking the show that is.)
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 04:58 |
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I didn't see the show, but from Dave's write up it sounds like the whole thing was poo poo besides AJ and Hardy. I can't believe the ended a PPV with a double countount and the Hardy/Sting debacle. Bryan and Vinny's review should be glorious.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 05:04 |
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MassRayPer posted:From his recap I do not think this is one of those nights. (Meltzer half liking the show that is.) You are probably right. Oh, and #3 is my guess.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 05:07 |
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Over/Under on Goddamn/Goddamnits from Bryan tonight: 8.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 05:08 |
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MassRayPer posted:Should we start predicting where tonight's Alvarez rant will fall in the F4W 2011 Top #50? I've never been so excited for a radio show. I'm more excited for his rant tonight than I am for Wrestlemania.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 05:12 |
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Deadpool posted:I didn't see the show, but from Dave's write up it sounds like the whole thing was poo poo besides AJ and Hardy. I can't believe the ended a PPV with a double countount and the Hardy/Sting debacle. Bryan and Vinny's review should be glorious. Rumor has it that Hardy was in "no condition to perform" so that would explain the brevity of the main event.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 05:12 |
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Karmine posted:Rumor has it that Hardy was in "no condition to perform" so that would explain the brevity of the main event. No it wouldn't. It would explain replacing him somehow, especially if you do a non-finish in the match before that for the number one contender spot. Nothing explains that main event.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 05:14 |
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Deadpool posted:No it wouldn't. It would explain replacing him somehow, especially if you do a non-finish in the match before that for the number one contender spot. Nothing explains that main event.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 05:16 |
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Capsaicin posted:Over/Under on Goddamn/Goddamnits from Bryan tonight: 8. 8 hundred, maybe.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 05:17 |
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Dave is reporting that it's the no condition thing now.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 05:17 |
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Bald-n-Nekkid posted:Gah! I have a physical reaction to that picture now. My poor heart
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 05:18 |
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Dave on LAW was pretty good. He swears a bunch and calls TNA creative geniuses. Check it out, it's funny.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 10:31 |
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New Observer Radio just hit. Gotta love the description:quote:Wrestling Observer Radio with Dave Meltzer and Bryan Alvarez returns tonight to talk one goddamn horrendous pay-per-view -- literally one of the worst TNA PPVs of all time. If you're one of those TNA fans who writes angry letters about my TNA reviews and are hoping that Dave will defend this show, well, might want to skip out on this one. On the Victory Road scale, this would be the best podcast in the history of the Earth. Check it out~! This is gonna be good.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 10:57 |
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Oh god, that might just be worth subscribing alone.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 10:59 |
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I just popped in here to post exactly what Deadpool posted. I shouldn't be this jazzed for a loving wrestling podcast but I am.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 11:01 |
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I've got to see this Women's match. Holy poo poo it sounds like the biggest clusterfuck ending ever.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 11:07 |
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Squall posted:Oh god, that might just be worth subscribing alone. I'm so loving happy I subscribed yesterday holy poo poo am I lucky
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 11:10 |
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Somebody transcribe that for the poor people among us.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 11:14 |
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Zagrod posted:I'm so loving happy I subscribed yesterday holy poo poo am I lucky This. Only it was a few days ago, but still! My favorite part is where Bryan asks a question highlighting the stupidity and there is this dead air for what seems like an eternity while Dave's brain processes the stupid. algebra testes fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Mar 14, 2011 |
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Role Play McMurphy posted:Somebody transcribe that for the poor people among us.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 12:44 |
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It is my policy these days to just listen to these podcasts and not watch TNA, but is this bad enough that I should watch so I fully get all the rant?
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 13:18 |
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"this is falls count anywhere which means that had they brawled out the building and somehow made their way to antarctica for example, and and --" "well they would've been counte-, the show would've ended long before they got to antarctica" "well let's just say they got there.."
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 13:24 |
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The Shaman of Cum posted:"this is falls count anywhere which means that had they brawled out the building and somehow made their way to antarctica for example, and and --" "... and there was a cover on an ice flow. The ref would count the pin, because it's falls count anywhere. So how do you have a rope break in a falls count anywhere match?" [pause] "Umm..."
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 14:09 |
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The Shaman of Cum posted:"this is falls count anywhere which means that had they brawled out the building and somehow made their way to antarctica for example, and and --" Came here to post this. Laughed quite loudly.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 15:26 |
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Rick posted:It is my policy these days to just listen to these podcasts and not watch TNA, but is this bad enough that I should watch so I fully get all the rant? I tried this with Impact once because I didn't believe it was as bad as Bryan was saying. I got about 45 minutes in before I just gave up. I almost wasn't even totally focused on Impact and still couldn't survive it.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 15:36 |
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If you don't subscribe to Observer, do so now and check out the latest show. Solid gold.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 16:39 |
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The opening line for LAW today is fantastic: TNA crashes and burns with Victory Road. Then they drive the car off the edge of the cliff and die in a giant blazing, flaming ball of poo poo!"
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 16:42 |
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WOR today was fantastic. I was listening to it while walking home, and I kept having to restrain myself from laughing out loud. The entire bit where they're discussing how the Karen/Jeff/Kurt deal could continue with Kurt kidnapping all the kids while Karen and Jeff are loving, and then challenging Jeff to a match in Antarctica to win them back had me in tears EDIT: also Dave having to explain to Bryan that you can't just lock kids in a room while you're having sex because "kids aren't like cats" was one of the finest moments in WOR history TomWaitsForNoMan fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Mar 14, 2011 |
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TomWaitsForNoMan posted:EDIT: also Dave having to explain to Bryan that you can't just lock kids in a room while you're having sex because "kids aren't like cats" was one of the finest moments in WOR history I'm becoming more and more tempted to resubscribe.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 17:26 |
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"Maybe you can explain this to me." "I probably can't."
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 17:38 |
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Paraphrasing from the falls-count-anywhere recap: Why are there rope breaks? What if there were just ropes sitting in the back, and you tried to go for a pinfall on the pile of ropes? Would the ref count the pin then? Or would he say "nope, break it up - you're in the ropes." Hmm good question!...yeah that should be fine.
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 17:48 |
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I'm listening to it again, it's honestly great from start to finish. Dave googling Max Buck's birthday to make sure it wasn't a swerve, Dave explaining to Bryan that grabbing a length of rope lying backstage to force a rope break in a falls count anywhere match was "ridiculous" in a totally deadpan way, just fantastic
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# ? Mar 14, 2011 17:50 |
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Lagana has a new podcast up on IWantWrestling.com with Colt Cabana discussing mainly Wrestling Road Diaries.
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HulkaMatt posted:Came here to post this. Laughed quite loudly.
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