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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Matt Ryan is married to his college girlfriend. he never loving leaves his house in Alpharetta.

He did go out to a mid range bar for deloitte employees his second year and made it like three sweetwaters in before be called the team cab service to pick him up.

It was 830.

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

FizFashizzle posted:

Matt Ryan is married to his college girlfriend. he never loving leaves his house in Alpharetta.

He did go out to a mid range bar for deloitte employees his second year and made it like three sweetwaters in before be called the team cab service to pick him up.

It was 830.

Sweetwaters?

atlas of bugs
Aug 19, 2003

BOOTSTRAPPING
MILLIONAIRE
ONE-PERCENTER

Black Lighter posted:

Sweetwaters?

get a load of this yankee

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

atlas of bugs posted:

get a load of this yankee

Hey, we don't need purty names for our booze up here. Rotgut serves us just fine. :colbert:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

C-Euro posted:

I wish I could suck at my job and be that much of a ladies' man. Come to think of it, Matt Leinart and Matt Stafford both have women seemingly throwing themselves at them. Is there some secret to being a QB named Matt that gets you lots of women? Fiz have you ever seen Matt Ryan at the club or whatever

Hasselbeck would kill at parties

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Black Lighter posted:

Sweetwaters?

I assume he means these guys, who if their 420 pale ale is any indication, make rather mediocre brews.

nah
Mar 16, 2009

Sweetwater is pretty awful and the entire state of Georgia is absolutely infatuated with them for some reason.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

bananasinpajamas posted:

Sweetwater is pretty awful and the entire state of Georgia is absolutely infatuated with them for some reason.



No Safe Word posted:

I assume he means these guys, who if their 420 pale ale is any indication, make rather mediocre brews.

You take that back you godless heathens

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


SteelAngel2000 posted:

Hasselbeck would kill at parties

I know nothing of Hasselbeck but I get the impression he would be funny as poo poo.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Breaky posted:

I know nothing of Hasselbeck but I get the impression he would be funny as poo poo.

Quite possibly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4L9mNNMDrs

(Matt is at the end, around 1:08)

Speewah
May 28, 2011

MindlessHavok posted:

You take that back you godless heathens

fk ur sweetwater how about that

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

No Safe Word posted:

Quite possibly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4L9mNNMDrs

(Matt is at the end, around 1:08)
Haahahah Hass loving rules.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

No Safe Word posted:

Quite possibly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4L9mNNMDrs

(Matt is at the end, around 1:08)
Hahaha Hass is the goddamn man

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Hass is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfGZsPLDkY8

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Blitz7x posted:

Hass is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfGZsPLDkY8

This video fuckin' rules.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

kidcoelacanth posted:

This video fuckin' rules.

I think the best part is Holmgren sounding legitimately pissed off.

Pangolin Poetry
Jan 1, 2008

Blitz7x posted:

Hass is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfGZsPLDkY8

holy crap this is amazing

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Oh poo poo I almost didn't click on that since I figured it was the snake in the cooler video. That is awesome.

e: Oh the snake was linked too. That's awesome too I'd just seen it a bunch already.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Blitz7x posted:

Hass is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfGZsPLDkY8
That is the best loving thing. I've seen some sound FX episodes of Hass mic'd (if you haven't, go find them, they're great - especially the one where he calls no play in the huddle and yells a bunch of bullshit under center, then laughs when the defense jumps) but this about takes the cake.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Matt Hasselbeck is basically the coolest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JYe1qeUcS8

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Ahhh yes, a tattoo, truly something you'll never come to regret.

http://www.carolinahuddle.com/forum/carolina-panthers/70440-my-new-tat.html

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

FizFashizzle posted:

Ahhh yes, a tattoo, truly something you'll never come to regret.

http://www.carolinahuddle.com/forum/carolina-panthers/70440-my-new-tat.html

Can't see that pic unless you are a registered member.

edit: and weren't you 100 yards or so away from a Cam Tramp Stamp?

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Fiz is way too smart (or vain??) to get that tattoo he was "going to." He'd just get banned and rereg. Discover his shift key and nobody would guess that his new alt was him.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Posted right before the final drive.

quote:

Tom no longer performs consistently well in tight games.He has not been the same in that respect since his injuiry.

quote:

This is the same team from last year. Say what you will but the problems are definite: Brady has become a front runner. He plays good with a lead but craps himself on any clutch situation now.

quote:

I miss the clutch, less statistically flashy Brady. I liked that Brady more than this version.

quote:

Brady choked, I'm shocked

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Oct 17, 2011

ThePeteEffect
Jun 12, 2007

I'm just crackers about cheese!
Fun Shoe

SteelAngel2000 posted:

Matt Hasselbeck is basically the coolest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JYe1qeUcS8

Agreed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7BJhqut8Ek

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
What's the tat of?

And Matt Hass is easily one of the most likeable players in the NFL by far.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Uh, that's a necklace, not a tattoo.

nuncle jimbo
Apr 3, 2009

:pcgaming:

quote:

budgrant says: Oct 17, 2011 4:36 PM

Why does anyone think joe webb is the answer?? Are people not aware ponder was actually drafted to be our franchise qb? I think race is playing into people calling for webb

asdsgafdjkl :psyduck:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Posted right before the final drive.




Not from a football forum, but I was in Dunkin' Donuts today and overheard somebody say that the trouble with the Pats is that "Brady has gone Hollywood."

HeroOfTheRevolution
Apr 26, 2008

Quiet Feet posted:

Not from a football forum, but I was in Dunkin' Donuts today and overheard somebody say that the trouble with the Pats is that "Brady has gone Hollywood."

Ever since YOKO showed up, Tom LADY just hasn't been the same clutch quarterback we remember from 2002.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
In that scenario Ochocinco is Ringo.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Welker = Lennon
Hernandez? = Harrison
Belichick = George Martin
Galloway = Pete Best
Pioli = Brian Epstein

...why yes, I am bored at work

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Bernard Pollard = David Chapman

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

NC-17 posted:

In that scenario Ochocinco is Ringo.

I agree, Ochocinco is the best Patriot.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I agree, Ochocinco is the best Patriot.

Now I know you're trolling, and I'm not even a Pats fan.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Ochocinco would make an awesome Conductor for the new revival of Shining Time Station.

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass

whypick1 posted:

Welker = Lennon
Hernandez? = Harrison
Belichick = George Martin
Galloway = Pete Best
Pioli = Brian Epstein

...why yes, I am bored at work

Guest-starring Rob Gronkowski as Eric Clapton

Zifnab
Aug 21, 2005

Hope Springs Eternal

Blitz7x posted:

Hass is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfGZsPLDkY8

The best part of this was Patrik Kerney making truck noises while he played with the Tonka truck :v:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Just realized I put Welker as Lennon when we already established that's Brady. Pretend like I typed in "McCartney" there.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
This was from a few pages back but wanted to respond to this.

War Bunny posted:

Ugh, some of these are really bad. I can't pick and choose from any at Field Gulls...there 's just too much :smug: to choose from. Any Seahawk fans that have been over there will know what I'm talking about.

Yeah, I'm one of the mods at Field Gulls. The real problem isn't the :smug: so much as it is the unbridled stupidity that goes along with the :smug:. I was around that blog during the big "Charlie vs. Matt" wars in '10, and it was as loving stupid as you'd think it was.

Things have only gotten worse since the new writer took over. I tried to put a cap on all the shitposts, but that blog moves fast, and I only have so much free time, that at this point I'm just content to let them wallow in their own poo poo.

Fellow Seahawk fans, fire away. I'm ready for any criticism.

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