|
I just stumbled upon this site http://www.talk-sports.net/nfl/girlfriend.aspx Basically a messageboard about every nfl player. But more importantly they have sections devoted to every nfl player's girlfriend.Actually they also write about the player individually and its a goldmine of terribleness. "on carson Palmer posted:Carson palmer sucks a dedicated fan of raiders he has no arm no accuraccy he is not even nfl material I think he needs to go back to the basic fundamentals. I would love to meet him so I could kick right in the squirt box. Cambells not the best qb but palmer make him look great. It like he doesn't even practice or care. Soless qb carson palmer. But uh, a lot of the girlfriend posts are creepy and obsessive. on Sebastian Janikowski posted:Ive been looking for Sebastian and watching him kick and support Oakland Raiders for 6 years. He is a great kicker and the suck forum needs to watch every game. I hope I get to spend time with him. I want to be his girlfriend.
|
#
?
Nov 7, 2011 03:06
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 22, 2024 07:24 |
|
|
This is from the Football Outsiders' "Audibles at the Line" comment section re: Ravens/Steelers: "The discussion in the audible was a direct result of the officiating on the field. It was biased by an incredible amount in favor of the Ravens. Were the officiating perfect that game would have been a blowout in favor of the Steelers. It was a disgrace."  That's some straightup delusion right there.
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2011 04:34
|
|
|
AndrewP posted:This is from the Football Outsiders' "Audibles at the Line" comment section re: Ravens/Steelers: I heard some similar talk from callers on NFL radio yesterday. It's crazy.
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2011 14:40
|
|
|
AndrewP posted:This is from the Football Outsiders' "Audibles at the Line" comment section re: Ravens/Steelers: Yeah, I like how they forget that Rice had two touchdowns taken away on the first drive on questionable calls. The officiating in that game was bad, but both teams got equally screwed.
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2011 22:52
|
|
|
Yeah I was about to say. Rice was robbed of that long TD run so Steelers fans complaining about officiating is hilarious to me.
|
|
#
?
Nov 8, 2011 23:13
|
|
|
Not from a forum, but I heard this on WEEI earlier today. "Don't you think they should have given Haynesworth more of a chance? Now he's on the Bucs, and you know you're going to have to face him in the Super Bowl." 
|
|
#
?
Nov 11, 2011 19:03
|
|
|
Quiet Feet posted:Not from a forum, but I heard this on WEEI earlier today. Apparently, Haynesworth flopped so hard that he tore through the time-space continuum and landed in 2003.
|
|
#
?
Nov 11, 2011 19:42
|
|
|
Quiet Feet posted:Not from a forum, but I heard this on WEEI earlier today. How did Ordway react to that?
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2011 00:47
|
|
|
Charlz Guybon posted:How did Ordway react to that? There was a long awkward silence following that statement.
|
|
#
?
Nov 12, 2011 01:34
|
|
quote:I'd rather lose with Sherman than win with Miles, but my life isn't changed by the actions of a bunch of 20 year olds on Saturday in the fall. Too many on this board have their ego/self-worth bound up in the success or failure of Aggie football. If ya'll haven't been reading TexAgs for the last 24 hours you've been missing out.
|
|
|
#
?
Nov 26, 2011 22:37
|
|
|
Here's a gem from the Bills board. In fairness, this is far below the intellectual standard of even the countless threads blaming Steve Johnson and the handful pinning today's loss to the Jets on Ryan Fitztragic. Even the posters who uphold Mark Sanchez as an example of an effective quarterback can look down smugly upon the man who would defend Bills Defensive Coordinator George Edwards.quote:The D here has been lousy for years and look at what garbage he has to work with now.
|
|
#
?
Nov 28, 2011 07:20
|
|
|
From a G+ argument I'm in with somebody about Gods Chosen Son. I'm arguing that the Broncos defense is why they're winning games, not Tebow. Counterargument posted:No QB wins without a team around him. But the QB is the leader of the team and John Elway was a great example of that. There are tons of QB's that are/were gifted physically, but the ones that can lead - usually end up with rings. Tebow wouldn't be THE reason they won/lost a super bowl, but he's showing he has the ability to believe he can do it -- despite what others think. Yes that one missing piece was a leader 
|
|
#
?
Dec 5, 2011 07:25
|
|
|
I don't find that I fall into that category. I praise Tebow not because he's a great QB. I praise him because he is exposing the hypocracy that is the NFL analyst and average fan. Why is Newton who has the same flaws as tebow save for maybe arm strength considered the most exciting player in the NFL right now and losing while Tebow isn't good enough to play QB in the NFL? They are, essentially, the same player. By the by, if you think Newton is an accurate passer, you clearly haven't watched him play. Sure he makes some nice throws but most of his stuff is not on target.
|
|
#
?
Dec 5, 2011 19:11
|
|
|
RembrandtQEinstein posted:Yes that one missing piece was a leader And that leaders name was Von Miller.
|
|
#
?
Dec 5, 2011 19:15
|
|
|
Grittybeard posted:I don't find that I fall into that category. I praise Tebow not because he's a great QB. I praise him because he is exposing the hypocracy that is the NFL analyst and average fan. Why is Newton who has the same flaws as tebow save for maybe arm strength considered the most exciting player in the NFL right now and losing while Tebow isn't good enough to play QB in the NFL? They are, essentially, the same player. By the by, if you think Newton is an accurate passer, you clearly haven't watched him play. Cam Newton's pass velocity, accuracy, decision making speed, and release speed are radically superior to Tebow's. It's not even a question. edit: oh, i just saw what thread this was. my mistake.
|
|
#
?
Dec 5, 2011 19:21
|
|
|
His accuracy is not really that much better. They are both erratic and both sometimes throw beautifully accurate passes. The rest is beyond true. Newton is 10 times faster releasing the ball.
|
|
#
?
Dec 5, 2011 19:22
|
|
|
FeedingHam2Cats posted:Cam Newton's pass velocity, accuracy, decision making speed, and release speed are radically superior to Tebow's. It's not even a question. There's also Cam throwing above a 60% completion clip with Tebow rocking <50 this year. I don't even know what sparked it, I guess they both run more than the average guy and are from the SEC?
|
|
#
?
Dec 5, 2011 19:23
|
|
|
If the NFL wants to keep Pittsburgh out of the hunt for number Seven then they should just suspend the whole defense. This is getting out of control with "The Duke" (and seriously who gives THEMSELVES a nickname???) . Goodell needs to watch some game film from time to time instead of focusing solely on James Harrison. If you remember the Steelers Ratbirds game at the beginning of the year Ray Lewis (a murderer who lets his friends take the fall for him SB in Atlanta anyone???) leveled a "defenseless" Hines Ward and there was no flag no fine NOTHING!!! Goodell get off of Modell's rear end and just let the players play!!!!
|
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2011 14:38
|
|
|
Claw Massage posted:Ratbirds And if you're seriously bitching about Harrison getting a suspension that's a few years overdue,  E: oh god I didn't realize what thread I was in.  I'll leave this here so you can laugh at me, though.
Fenrir fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Dec 14, 2011 |
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2011 16:26
|
|
|
edit for edit
|
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2011 16:29
|
|
|
Never change, ESPN.com commentators.quote:Let's be realistic here, Colt McCoy is just as culpable here, he HAD to have know he was in bad shape and lied about it, OR truly didn't have symptoms until post game. Either was the staff is not at fault, concussions are very touchy and everyone wants to act like they are black and white., they aren't. haljordan fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Dec 19, 2011 |
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2011 19:54
|
|
|
haljordan posted:Never change, ESPN commentators. what in the gently caress was this said on air or is there a link?
|
|
#
?
Dec 19, 2011 17:12
|
|
|
No Safe Word posted:what in the gently caress Sorry, I meant that was a random commentator on the ESPN website regarding McCoy. NOT an actual on-air personality.
|
|
#
?
Dec 19, 2011 17:24
|
|
|
Oh that's a very confusing usage of the word "commentator" then.
|
|
#
?
Dec 19, 2011 17:40
|
|
|
No Safe Word posted:Oh that's a very confusing usage of the word "commentator" then. The whole thing is a lot more fun if you imagine Corso, Holtz, and Bayless posting comments
|
|
#
?
Dec 19, 2011 17:42
|
|
RIVALS!!!!!
|
Yeah I also got this thread and the horrible sports journalism thread mixed up so it was even more confusing Here's another ESPN comment on an article about whether or not Jimmy Rollins is in defensive decline: quote:Okay, I realize that I don't get the whole sabermetrics thing. I admit it. But how can anyone who watched Jimmy Rollins play say he isn't one of the best defensive shortstops in the game?
|
|
#
?
Dec 19, 2011 18:01
|
|
|
quote:yes we (the broncos) haven't been affected by tim tebows play at all. only morally has he gone 7-3 as an NFL starting QB. he has done absolutely nothing on the field to help us. as for our TEAM, they just decided to start playing "near perfect" football when we swapped QB's. If you look back to when we were 1-4 in the 5 games Orton started, 4 of those games were decided by 1 possession. Some players are winners, some aren't. Orton=1-4, Tebow=7-3 this season with the SAME TEAM that had the #2 pick last year. The evidence isn't in the stats, it isn't in the "experts" or critics, it's in the wins and witnessed by any unbiased knowledgeable football fan when the game is on the line. Tim Tebow is a winner. Why do I still go to NFL.com again?
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2011 06:15
|
|
|
Martian Buddy posted:Why do I still go to NFL.com again? Because you are a loser and you want to become an unbiased knowledgeable football fan who can easily identify the criteria to be a winner, which isn't the stats, or the experts, or the critics, or the lack of morale, it's the wins.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2011 12:47
|
|
|
Grittybeard posted:I don't find that I fall into that category. I praise Tebow not because he's a great QB. I praise him because he is exposing the hypocracy that is the NFL analyst and average fan. Why is Newton who has the same flaws as tebow save for maybe arm strength considered the most exciting player in the NFL right now and losing while Tebow isn't good enough to play QB in the NFL? They are, essentially, the same player. By the by, if you think Newton is an accurate passer, you clearly haven't watched him play. The best part about these kinds of posts are when they just flat-out make up some alternate reality that doesn't exist. What commentators are talking more about Cam Newton being exciting over Tebow?
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2011 16:22
|
|
|
bananasinpajamas posted:The best part about these kinds of posts are when they just flat-out make up some alternate reality that doesn't exist. What commentators are talking more about Cam Newton being exciting over Tebow? All of them man, don't you hear the voices? I hear them, and they taunt Tim Tebow and turn around to praise Cam Newton, they just won't shut up and leave me in peace. The voices...the voices...the voices...the voices...STOP TAUNTING ME VOICES!
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2011 16:48
|
|
|
Welp, we have reached peak stupidity. http://www.patsfans.com/new-england-patriots/messageboard/10/874161-would-you-want-brian-schottenheimer-if-he-available.html
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2011 20:35
|
|
|
Shimrra Jamaane posted:Welp, we have reached peak stupidity. When even patsfans isn't biting, you know it's a terrible idea
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2011 20:38
|
|
|
Shimrra Jamaane posted:Welp, we have reached peak stupidity. This part:
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2011 01:12
|
|
posted:
|
quote:I've seen a lot of Jets games over the last few years, and I'll tell you that this guy is a very, very good offensive coordinator.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2011 01:17
|
|
|
Ancient threads from fan forums are always good sources of entertainment. http://forums.chargers.com/showthread.php?t=15435 quote:I agree!, Cleo Lemon has a serious arm. Look at this closer guys...if Brees is let go for not taking us to the playoffs (I hope he can do it)...the new quarterback controversy next year is Lemon vs Rivers...Lemon has the rep time and knowedge in his favor, in addition to imposing physical characteristics...Rivers is good but has not proven anything...Let's give Brees a chance for now...Let's remember the QB in Kansas City that "WE" drafted...we always give people away, for them to become stars elsewhere...imagine what Tim Dwight or Erick Parker would be like in New England...it's the SYSTEM guys! We need shorter routes! quick dumps to the small guy and let him run.
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2011 19:04
|
|
|
Ozu posted:Ancient threads from fan forums are always good sources of entertainment. That was a pretty good assessment at the time. Cleo Lemon rules.
|
|
#
?
Dec 31, 2011 19:06
|
|
|
I have posted a few of KTurner317's posts from Mississippi State's rivals site in the past. Here are a few more:kturner317 posted:TSUN the Improbus TSUN = That School Up North, a nickname for Ole Miss. kturner317 posted:Teflon TSUN days may be numbered if we ACT The NCAA will totally listen and launch an investigation based on your letter!
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2012 18:41
|
|
|
kturner317 posted:I, for one, am gonna do something about it. I am sending the NCAA a very detailed report with the information available to me on highly rated recruits that for some inexpicable reason keep switching to TSUN. Its not normal and I dont beieve its possible without adopting these recruits. Fixed that up.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2012 18:53
|
|
|
Ben is not cool posted:I have posted a few of KTurner317's posts from Mississippi State's rivals site in the past. Here are a few more: I hope this guy calls them TSUN in his letter, like that Louisiana lawyer who got a trial postponed so he could watch the LSU-Ohio State national championship game and called Ohio State "Slowhio" in official court documents.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2012 19:56
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 22, 2024 07:24 |
|
|
quote:No offense but I was applaud bye a few things yesterday watching the Lions game first off I felt like I was watching the Packers take on the Saints not the Lions with all the A ROGERS AND DREW BREES commercials. Seriously could the NFL make it any more obvious who they're rooting for to reach the Championship game.
|
|
#
?
Jan 8, 2012 16:29
|
|