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That is seriously so loving depressive. But hey! The little cute lamb is going to die for God! Yay! More crappy stuff:   Reasons why it's ugly for me? Aside from being so generic. Look at their EYES. Look at the dragon girl's "sexy" and "cute" pose. It always creeped me out seeing those posters in real life.
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Baron von Eevl posted:That's probably the Golgotha and it's probably Jesus up there dying. Looking at the poster, it just seems to be "Jesus: The animal movie". They basically had the choice between naming it "Jesus" / "The Lion of Judah" / "Lamb of God", and they must have figured that "The Lion of Judah" would attract more people or make the movie stand out amongst all the Jesus movies. Desperado Bones posted:That is seriously so loving depressive. But hey! The little cute lamb is going to die for God! Yay! Edit: Rough Lobster posted:Furries will be all over this. Or is it scalies? VVV A Buttery Pastry fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Feb 3, 2012 |
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Feb 3, 2012 16:43
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Desperado Bones posted:That is seriously so loving depressive. But hey! The little cute lamb is going to die for God! Yay! Furries will be all over this. Or is it scalies?
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Feb 3, 2012 16:49
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Judah the biblical person doesn't have anything to do with this poster I think, other than being in the bible and being the source of the name of the tribe of Judah and later the Kingdom of Judah. No, I mean Judah the lamb in the movie. They got this lamb and threw him in a box and carted him off.
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Feb 3, 2012 17:06
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Baron von Eevl posted:No, I mean Judah the lamb in the movie. They got this lamb and threw him in a box and carted him off.
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Feb 3, 2012 17:38
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Desperado Bones posted:That is seriously so loving depressive. But hey! The little cute lamb is going to die for God! Yay! The dragon is flying in to punch you in the face.
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Feb 3, 2012 17:46
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Baron von Eevl posted:That's probably the Golgotha and it's probably Jesus up there dying. What if the lamb was going to be slaughtered for the last supper and saving the lamb just denied Jesus and pals some delicious lamb?
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Feb 3, 2012 20:16
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Whoops, sorry, missed that the lamb was actually called Judah. That's just confusing as hell. The lamb is still Jesus though, right? Pretty sure the story is going to be about the lamb was set up to be sacrificed but because of Jesus' sacrifice he doesn't need to be. As in the practice of sacrificing a lamb for Passover being replaced by Jesus in Christian theology. edit: please post that horse face some more, not being sarcastic. Also that creepy female dragon is wearing a sportsbra I think.
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kiimo posted:Pretty sure the story is going to be about the lamb was set up to be sacrificed but because of Jesus' sacrifice he doesn't need to be. As in the practice of sacrificing a lamb for Passover being replaced by Jesus in Christian theology. Jesus died for ewe sins! \ 
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Let's just sum it up and say that the most obvious sacrifice here is that of the religious allegory for the sake of funny talking animals.
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Feb 3, 2012 22:59
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TheJoker138 posted:I love for that last one that they just put some random demon that doesn't resemble anything in the actual film on it. Also, yeah, the Hellraiser 3 one there is recycled from the original. If you've ever seen Hellraiser 3, you will know that creativity and being...well...good, were not exactly in that movies wheelhouse. If I wanted to shame myself I'd say the "demon" in the 3rd poster is taken from Barker's book "The Thief Of Always" Which was Barkers take on a childrens book which involved timeless beings kidnapping kids and bastards running around with huges gob full of making GBS threads sharp teeth. Cheers, Clive!
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Feb 3, 2012 23:28
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Lasher posted:If I wanted to shame myself I'd say the "demon" in the 3rd poster is taken from Barker's book "The Thief Of Always" Which was Barkers take on a childrens book which involved timeless beings kidnapping kids and bastards running around with huges gob full of making GBS threads sharp teeth. Cheers, Clive! Thief of Always was published in 1992, though, five years after Hellraider was released. I'd say it's more likely that it's just another Barker illustration thrown in there.
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Feb 3, 2012 23:43
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I think this cover for The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest is pretty cool:
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Feb 4, 2012 01:06
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That DVD cover is so loving awesome. Here, have something not so awesome:  
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Feb 4, 2012 01:11
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Are our standards so low they're making movies about dogs who join the army?
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TOOT BOOT posted:Are our standards so low they're making movies about dogs who join the army? No, our standards are so low that we're ignoring the escaped slave who the dog joined with. EDIT: Oh my god the second poster changed it from a pitbull to a Jack Russell Terrier. Pigeon Shamus fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Feb 4, 2012 |
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Feb 4, 2012 01:19
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It looks like some sort of made-for-DVD Wishbone movie.
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The first poster makes it look like a drama,probably the dog dies, or is injured, or they have to put it down, you know what I'm talking about*. Second one like it's a funny movie about a dog doing wacky things during the war, with lots of fart jokes. *I haven't seen this movie, so it's not a spoiler.
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Feb 4, 2012 01:42
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They got rid of the black youth and centered the poster on the dog!
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Alberto Basalm posted:They got rid of the black youth and centered the poster on the dog! Remember that Plinkett review about Cop Dog? Yeah, they did the same for this. "Kids love dogs!"
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Feb 4, 2012 02:01
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Desperado Bones posted:The first poster makes it look like a drama,probably the dog dies, or is injured, or they have to put it down, you know what I'm talking about*. Second one like it's a funny movie about a dog doing wacky things during the war, with lots of fart jokes. I haven't seen it either but if you don't cry when they have to saw off the dog's leg to keep gangrene from spreading well you just have no soul. It is pretty funny seeing him trying to load his gun with paws, especially since someone is charging him. I won't spoil what happens.
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Feb 4, 2012 02:08
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Alhazred posted:I think this cover for The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest is pretty cool:  All DVD covers should look like this.
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I actually have a copy of this poster; it was available at the local IMAX for the midnight premiere. Would anybody here want it?
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Feb 4, 2012 03:44
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Lizard Combatant posted:I didn't know it was possible to make an Ernest Borgnine/Michael Madsen movie that I wouldn't see, but well, here we are.
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Feb 4, 2012 04:57
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Alhazred posted:I think this cover for The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest is pretty cool: That's a pretty good cover, but the back is a pretty major spoiler for the end of the previous movie.
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Aatrek posted:I actually have a copy of this poster; it was available at the local IMAX for the midnight premiere. Would anybody here want it? Sure, I'll take it.
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Send me your address (to aatrek@somethingawful.com).
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cloudchamber posted:That poster and the other ones :    are going to be pulled after complaints.The movie is going to use this poster instead :  Not sure this is better.
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TheJoker138 posted:That's a pretty good cover, but the back is a pretty major spoiler for the end of the previous movie. It wouldn't have been if you hadn't said anything  Here's this. Great job, Miramax! That helped! 
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Here's this. Great job, Miramax! That helped! What the ffffff....I'm so happy I still have my DVD copy...
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Dissapointed Owl posted:It wouldn't have been if you hadn't said anything
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Kurtofan posted:That poster and the other ones : I won't go "  This offended my female eyes and feelings!!" Because the posters are well done,and reflect what the movie is about, that's a well done job. Also I think ,and I hope, that they actually made a photoshoot for this, instead of slapping different people together in photoshop.I find the last one less tasteful and more misogynist for some weird reason. It's perhaps the way they are laughing and how it looks they're about to do a brofist or something. I guess it's the same as when they censor cursing with funny words,making everything worse.
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Desperado Bones posted:I won't go " I think it's because the first three, especially taken together, paint the guy as a creep and the last one makes him look cool and charming.
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Desperado Bones posted:I won't go " I think it's because in the first three, the character is the one objectifying the women; in the last one, he's in the background while we're treated to a charming crotch shot and some cleavage. It changes the message of the poster from "this character is a womanizer" to "HEY TITTIES".
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The Triumphant posted:I think it's because the first three, especially taken together, paint the guy as a creep and the last one makes him look cool and charming. After translating the comment at top, they're pretty much double entendres ("I gotta go, I'm going into a tunnel", "I going to a meeting") that illustrate that he views sex as something to pass the time.
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Feb 4, 2012 20:54
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Kurtofan posted:He's just holding those legs up to admire the shoes, isn't he?
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Another censored poster: Here is the original poster  and a censored version found in the Parisian subway:  Can you spot the difference? (This is quite old so I'm sorry if this is common knowledge but I just find it hilarious) Edit: I just realized this isn't exactly the same picture, so don't say that the kid on the backseat is turning his head. Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Feb 5, 2012 |
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Feb 5, 2012 00:34
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Well that's just adorable 
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Lizard Combatant posted:It's the movie that just keeps on giving I am bringing this up from the last page because those hooves around that cow's neck.
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Lizard Combatant posted:This quality of this animation bears a striking resemblance to the 1995 Sega CD title, Wild Woody. 
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