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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Madkal posted:

So this is what The Question would look like if they ever made a movie about the character (and they should).

It would be hilarious if they made a Question movie as people would complain that it is a Rorschach rip off. Also if they do make it, it should be the O'neil Question not the Objectivist one.

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




bobkatt013 posted:

It would be hilarious if they made a Question movie as people would complain that it is a Rorschach rip off. Also if they do make it, it should be the O'neil Question not the Objectivist one.

It should be the Renee Montoya Question:colbert:

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Nate Breakman posted:

The Prince of Egypt was good. >:[

Well obviously it wasn't a faith-based film then!!!!

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

sambafish posted:



Does this ever look good? Can we please just ban this concept from being used ever again?

I am kind of creeped out that I still knew it was Clive Owen.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



bobkatt013 posted:

It would be hilarious if they made a Question movie as people would complain that it is a Rorschach rip off. Also if they do make it, it should be the O'neil Question not the Objectivist one.

It should be an adaptation of the issue where he reads Watchmen and then tries to act like Rorschach, but in the end decides that Rorschach sucks.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

AlternateAccount posted:

I am kind of creeped out that I still knew it was Clive Owen.
Yeah, I haven't seen the movie and the idea for the poster isn't all that impressive, but goddamn if I didn't recognize Clive Owen the second I saw that.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Stare-Out posted:

Yeah, I haven't seen the movie and the idea for the poster isn't all that impressive, but goddamn if I didn't recognize Clive Owen the second I saw that.

Well, you know what they say; The nose is the window to the soul.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Good and bad, you choose!

I adore this poster so loving much, that I need it in my wall NOW:


This looks as it came out of DeviantArt:




I love this one:


And this:


But it seems someone decided it needed floating heads and poo poo:

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Well, you know what they say; The nose is the window to the soul.

But to quote Andy from Parks and Rec: "The eyes are the windows of the house."

Blindeye
Sep 22, 2006

I can't believe I kissed you!

Alhazred posted:

It should be the Renee Montoya Question:colbert:

Jeffrey Coombs Question :colbert:.

For content, what a good war movie poster looks like:



And here's the crappy DVD cover:



Just lazy.

Blindeye fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Feb 7, 2012

The Triumphant
Sep 2, 2011

Yeah, I've seen Robocop. Bitches, leave.

Desperado Bones posted:

I love this one:


Loving the Ralph Steadman vibe on this.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Not too shabby.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Feb 7, 2012

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax
Anyone else in NYC been noticing posters of Woody Harrelson in a cop uniform beating the poo poo out of a restrained dude with the caption "I WORK FOR YOU" because it's pretty surreal to see in the wild.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Jefferoo posted:

Anyone else in NYC been noticing posters of Woody Harrelson in a cop uniform beating the poo poo out of a restrained dude with the caption "I WORK FOR YOU" because it's pretty surreal to see in the wild.

Is it for Rampart? The only think I know about that movie is the PR misstep of trying to promote it through a Q&A session at Reddit.

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Gonz posted:

Not too shabby.



I like the credits, and I'm a sucker for anything with the RenCen in it.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Feb 7, 2012

westborn
Feb 25, 2010

Desperado Bones posted:

I love this one:

Nice concept and artwork, but with the low legibility of the title and the almost too hidden visual clues I can easily see why, from an advertising standpoint, a poster like this...

Desperado Bones posted:

But it seems someone decided it needed floating heads and poo poo:

...is simply a necessity to lure in people with a shorter attention span. K.I.S.S.
Of course it looks quite generic, especially compared to the other, but it's at worst just medicore. It's got a nice use of negative space in the title at least.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Yeah, I can see why. But there were a million more creative ways to catch the eye of those who wouldn't get the first posters; sadly we are aware not everyone knows who is Edgar Allan Poe. This just looks like the cover you would use for the DVD.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Desperado Bones posted:





Coming in November.

Professor Clumsy
Sep 12, 2008

It is a while still till Sunrise - and in the daytime I sleep, my dear fellow, I sleep the very deepest of sleeps...

Gonz posted:

Not too shabby.

Never use this image host, they have NWS pop-ups.

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Blindeye posted:

Jeffrey Coombs Question :colbert:.

For content, what a good war movie poster looks like:




I love this movie and thats poster I want sitting on my wall. I love the dollar bill flag.

Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.

Desperado Bones posted:



Scrolling down this image was hilarious. "OK, it looks like kind of a standard poster style; nothing offensive. Actress doesn't look too pasted on." Then BAM! Guy with pasted-on head that looks like it was cut out of a blown-out photo someone took of a magazine ad.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

It's the first poster in this thread that's made me crack up, that's for sure.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


This is another one. I'll give it a lot points in originality for the watercolour and the paper texture. But then comes the font, and the cut and pasted photos, and it fucks up everything.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

Desperado Bones posted:

I love this one:


This looks like a cover for a young adult vampire book. The title is nearly unreadable and it's layout is incredibly confused and boring. The white space everywhere is horrific.

The other two you posted are much better.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

PriorMarcus posted:

This looks like a cover for a young adult vampire book. The title is nearly unreadable and it's layout is incredibly confused and boring. The white space everywhere is horrific.

The other two you posted are much better.

I think the second one looks like the "adult" version of the young adult novel.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Desperado Bones posted:

And this:


But it seems someone decided it needed floating heads and poo poo:

A bird with blood in its stool.

And why does Edgar Allan Poe have a gun? *wiki's the film* Well this film will be awful.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost


Sigourney Weaver in the clichéd "walking away from the photoshop explosion whilst wearing sunglasses" routine. Really? Sigourney Weaver?




What's weirder: old timey ray gun dildo or Maggie Gyllenhaal McPlasticFace?

Farbtoner
May 17, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Dillbag posted:



What's weirder: old timey ray gun dildo or Maggie Gyllenhaal McPlasticFace?

:eng101: Up until a few generations ago women who were thought to be suffering from hysteria were "treated" with vibrators or by being molested by their doctor, since they thought it was the result of sexual dysfunction and orgasms would cure it.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

I love how the tip is pink. That way you know it's for girls.

How does Maggie Gyllenhaal look hot in some movies and ugly in others? I don't get it. Her brother on the other hand... :shlick:

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Desperado Bones posted:

But it seems someone decided it needed floating heads and poo poo:


As a Poe fan, the plot of this film induces my gag reflex. Also, this poster looks like a DTV Crow sequel.

westborn
Feb 25, 2010

Origami Dali posted:

Also, this poster looks like a DTV Crow sequel.
Those wish they'd look that passable...

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Jesus Christ,the last one! Emo Crow!

I stopped watching after City of Angels, nothing can compare to Brandon Lee.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Dillbag posted:



What's weirder: old timey ray gun dildo or Maggie Gyllenhaal McPlasticFace?



This looks like a cross between Secretary and The Road to Wellville.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Dillbag posted:



Sigourney Weaver in the clichéd "walking away from the photoshop explosion whilst wearing sunglasses" routine. Really? Sigourney Weaver?


:stare:

Until reading the poster credits and seeing your comment, I seriously thought that was Johnny Depp.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Sirotan posted:

:stare:

Until reading the poster credits and seeing your comment, I seriously thought that was Johnny Depp.

Holy poo poo!

Strasburgs UCL
Jul 28, 2009

Hang in there little buddy

westborn posted:

Those wish they'd look that passable...


"The best of The Crow sequels!" does not sound like high praise to me.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



I've only seen City of Angels since it really felt like a true sequel plus it has one hell of a loving soundtrack. Haven't seen the others but they are more than likely pure poo poo. (I have seen #1, who hasn't? It's a part of most of our teenage angst years)

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


I had to go and look for more of emo-crow. I can't stop laughing! Look at his face!

~*ANGST*~

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Desperado Bones posted:

emo-crow
~*ANGST*~

I've never seen The Crow, but just from the ads I can't see why this looks any more angsty than the original. Shittier, yeah, but everything I've seen of the first movie looks like he's about to cry at any moment.

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Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Desperado Bones posted:

I had to go and look for more of emo-crow. I can't stop laughing! Look at his face!

~*ANGST*~

That's such a dopey tagline.

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