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Another poster that promises something much better than the movie delivers: Although this version credits Rob Schneider, so that's a bit of a warning, at least. Then ended up amazed at how many versions of Surf Nazis Must Die there were. that last one doesn't really count, since it's a remake/homage you can pick up for $25 at skuzzles along with some other Troma property-inspired prints
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Darthemed posted:Yeah, there's simply no way that any movie could've lived up to what's being depicted here.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Yeah, there's simply no way that any movie could've lived up to what's being depicted here. It's Army of Darkness if Ash is a surfer instead.
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Darthemed posted:Another poster that promises something much better than the movie delivers: You know you're in for a good movie when one of the leads' names is spelled incorrectly.
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# ? Feb 13, 2012 20:11 |
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Suburban Commando is an amazing film and I'll hear no ill words spoken of it.
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Darthemed posted:AWESOME POSTERS FOR SURF NAZIS MUST DIE Christ I was disappointed by that movie. It certainly doesn't deserve any of these amazing posters.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Yeah, there's simply no way that any movie could've lived up to what's being depicted here. Kinda hoping I can buy that as a poster for a gift because it is simply incredible.
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# ? Feb 13, 2012 20:54 |
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Darthemed posted:This screams "Motherfucking 80's-early 90's" and I want it. For myself. Mine. My precious...
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# ? Feb 13, 2012 20:58 |
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NINbuntu 64 posted:Suburban Commando is an amazing film and I'll hear no ill words spoken of it. You're a dead man Ramsey!
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Dissapointed Owl posted:For now you'll have to make do with Bitch Killer. God, that film makes me horny!
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TheFallenEvincar posted:I quite like most posters for Lars von Trier films, they're often as delightfully twisted as the films themselves. Is it just me, or is that the Burger King font? The little laurels on the bottom even look like the Burger King logo in the thumbnail! Also, if I can be total about this, it bugs me that they didn't do: code:
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# ? Feb 13, 2012 23:50 |
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Brettbot posted:Is it just me, or is that the Burger King font? Nah,it's just you. Serious answer is that both are similar Serif fonts.
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Desperado Bones posted:Nah,it's just you. Serious answer is that both are similar Serif fonts. Yeah, when I googled for the font, I realized it wasn't 100% identical, but I think they use a thinner version on the signs inside the restaurants, which is probably why the poster reminded me of it.
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It happens, sometimes the differences between two fonts are minimal and you can't notice them unless you take a good look. Edit: The trailer for this looks amazing, there's a huge 60's and 70's vibe: Desperado Bones fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Feb 14, 2012 |
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Desperado Bones posted:It happens, sometimes the differences between two fonts are minimal and you can't notice them unless you take a good look. This is why I can't watch I can't watch Jeopardy! without thinking of Capcom.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 00:13 |
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I adore this poster: Regardless of your thoughts about the movie itself, the poster's got a neat art deco vibe. I had it hanging on my wall as a kid (that I ruined with a bunch of pushpins) and have another mint one waiting for a frame. I've also got this one: But it's pretty bad (is he flying away from the explosion?). It's only good for reminding how smoking hot Jennifer Connelly was in that movie and how hilarious Timothy Dalton was.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 00:25 |
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Farbtoner posted:This is why I can't watch I can't watch Jeopardy! without thinking of Capcom. For me it will always be this.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 01:24 |
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Brettbot posted:Is it just me, or is that the Burger King font? Your post is all kinds of to me...
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 01:33 |
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Prof. Spaceman posted:You know you're in for a good movie when one of the leads' names is spelled incorrectly. Surf Ninjas is legitimately the funniest Rob Schneider movie. Money can't buy knives.
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Desperado Bones posted:The trailer for this looks amazing, there's a huge 60's and 70's vibe: It's meant to be awful. I've heard nothing but bad words about it.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 01:57 |
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Isn't "black rainbow" an oxymoron?
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 01:59 |
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PriorMarcus posted:It's meant to be awful. I've heard nothing but bad words about it. I've read that the main complain is that the movie is very slow. That's the same complain for Melancholia. So, I dunno, I just want to look at the pretty pictures.
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Captain Capacitor posted:I think it'd be much better without the "Funniest movie you'll ever read" bit. Something appropriately cheesy would have been more suitable, I think. I think that tagline is amazing, especially since most americans loath foreign movies because they have to read.
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westborn posted:It's neither the same font (come on, one look at the 'a' or 'r' should give away that it's not even just a thinner version) nor is that supposed to be some sort of perfect typographic pyramid, it's an eye chart. All the logo and the laurels have in common is that they're round. Well excuse me for having a sense of humor on a comedy website! I was just kidding. It's what it made me think of, sorry! And I know it's an eye chart, they usually have more letters per line as they go. It looked weird to me. VV I know it's a nitpick, that's why I said it was "Goonsay".
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Desperado Bones posted:Blind Owl...the photoshopped faces in the poster you posted are hilarious.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 05:03 |
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Darthemed posted:Went looking for more posters for VHS-era bad movies, and had a tough time finding any of appreciable size (although I did end up buying a copy of Remote Control's poster, which I guess I'll have to upload once it arrives); all I have tonight is this descent into blandness. Looks like you can see a rod attached to a handle that Hogan is holding to lift that kid on the skate board up.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 05:09 |
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Die Laughing posted:Looks like you can see a rod attached to a handle that Hogan is holding to lift that kid on the skate board up. That's his finger.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 05:21 |
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The previous two posts (and their respective avatars) is the funniest thing I've read today.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 05:25 |
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Farbtoner posted:This is why I can't watch I can't watch Jeopardy! without thinking of Capcom. Oh, you rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 06:46 |
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:I adore this poster: I should probably buy that poster.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 08:51 |
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GonSmithe posted:(considering I was born in '92 that makes sense) Also never heard of that movie, though I recognise the poster from threads like this. Maybe it didn't get a wide European release.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 15:54 |
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My God...I was 10 when that movie came out. I even played the game in my cousin's Nintendo! Holy gently caress dude, I feel like a senile old lady next to you.
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 19:06 |
jojoinnit posted:I'm so old! Go watch the Rocketeer, right now.
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TheJoker138 posted:Go watch the Rocketeer, right now. Well I'm at work but maybe this weekend. No chance its on Netflix, Hulu or Crackle?
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 20:33 |
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Go and rent the VHS dammit! To contribute, I always loved this
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 20:40 |
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TheJoker138 posted:Go watch the Rocketeer, right now. It helps if you think of it as a side-story/prequel to the Captain America (which is, oddly enough, what I told my friends when the actual Cap movie came out.)
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 20:45 |
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Desperado Bones posted:Go and rent the VHS dammit!
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# ? Feb 14, 2012 21:07 |
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I love this poster for Ghost Rider 2 because it looks like they photographed a confused and slightly disgusted Nicholas Cage right after watching Wicker Man for the first time.
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jojoinnit posted:Okay Grandma, but I'll need to come down to your place to watch it. Last time I tried shoving a VHS tape in my Xbox I got bits of plastic embedded in my hand and it was very painful and the movie wasn't all that good anyway. You are lucky I don't have a Beta anymore. Where is that Ghost Rider poster from? Is that Hebrew?
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GonSmithe posted:I was born in '92 Jesus christ, how are you even allowed to operate a computer
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