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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Dissapointed Owl posted:

I saw him a while ago in an Adam Sandler movie called Bedtime Stories. Even in that Pearce is fun to watch.

Also that movie was surprisingly enjoyable.

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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

jojoinnit posted:

Also that movie was surprisingly enjoyable.

I honestly can't remember. I remember Pearce completely went for it and it ruled.

Anyway,

File Under Catagory: Shameless





File Under: HURF DURF



File Under: That's okay, it's not like the background was the point anyway



File Under: :wtc:


:nws: Pasolini's Arabian Nights :nws:

I don't see that ending well.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
HURF DURF

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005

Dissapointed Owl posted:

I love that tagline. The orcs are back? I didn't even know they left!

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

fenix down posted:

I love that tagline. The orcs are back? I didn't even know they left!

Now that you know, they will eat your face off.

Dr Mantis Toboggan
Feb 22, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Calling it now, "From the monsters in..." will be the new "From the producers of..."

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax

Dissapointed Owl posted:

HURF DURF


This is literally goon.jpg, fedora, lovely mic, and all.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Dissapointed Owl posted:

:nws: Pasolini's Arabian Nights :nws:

I don't see that ending well.

HAHAHA! So you all can take a better look at the "arrow"
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/K84L2.jpg:nws:

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Dissapointed Owl posted:



Is this a ripoff of OSS 117?

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Young Freud posted:

Is this a ripoff of OSS 117?

Probably a hilarious parody. *cough*IMDB rating 3.5*cough*

AndyP
Nov 7, 2011
What the gently caress is a "Booder"?

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

AndyP posted:

What the gently caress is a "Booder"?

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Dissapointed Owl posted:


File Under Catagory: Shameless




I better see some face eating action in this film otherwise I will be very disappointed.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Madkal posted:

I better see some face eating action in this film otherwise I will be very disappointed.

It's a metaphor, gosh

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Madkal posted:

I better see some face eating action in this film otherwise I will be very disappointed.

I'm hoping it'll be an alternate view of LOTR where the oppressed Orcs have been marginalised and exiled just for the way they look and they're just minding their own business when this loving invisible midget starts loving poo poo up with his jock friends and the Orcs don't even know what they did to deserve it.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Here's a poster I really like:



Here's a DVD cover I really don't like:

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Here's a DVD cover I really don't like:



Now, I want to see a movie where George C. Scott is a fly pimp and having sex with promiscuous and busty hookers.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Young Freud posted:

Now, I want to see a movie where George C. Scott is a fly pimp and having sex with promiscuous and busty hookers.

Closest we're going to get

JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


Here's an interesting movie poster, have a look!



Now let me tell you that the main gimmick of this movie is that Slenderman the killer appears in background shots a whole lot throughout the whole thing, even before we know that there is a killer in the first place. Now look at the poster again! :stare:

(The movie wasn't actually very good and the killer only appears in really obvious shots, which kind of ruins the whole concept. v:v:v)

JordanKai fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Feb 17, 2012

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


JordanKai posted:



The best (worst) part of this poster is the "Inspired by True Events" tagline; you'd expect the events to be something hosed up, but here's what "inspired" the writer/director:

Bryan Bertino posted:

As a kid, I lived in a house on a street in the middle of nowhere. One night, while our parents were out, somebody knocked on the front door and my little sister answered it. At the door were some people asking for somebody who didn't live there. We later found out that these people were knocking on doors on the area and, if no one was home, breaking into the houses.

He was inspired by an extremely common burglar tactic to produce a movie in which fur-suited killers murder people! For some reason this reminds me of another quote...

Mitch Hedberg posted:

I like when they say a movie is inspired by a true story, because that's weird; it means the movie is not a true story, it was just inspired by a true story. Like, hey Mitch, did you hear the story about that lady who drove her children into the river and they all drowned? Yes I did, and it inspired me to write a movie about a gorilla!

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

zenintrude posted:

The best (worst) part of this poster is the "Inspired by True Events" tagline; you'd expect the events to be something hosed up, but here's what "inspired" the writer/director:

So it is as true as the The Amityville Horror

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Dissapointed Owl posted:

File Under: :wtc:

:nws: Pasolini's Arabian Nights :nws:

I don't see that ending well.
This seems pretty standard fare for Pasolini, though. A good poster.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



bobkatt013 posted:

So it is as true as the The Amityville Horror

Or the Texas Chainsaw Massacre or any other horror movie that claims that.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

zenintrude posted:

He was inspired by an extremely common burglar tactic to produce a movie in which fur-suited killers murder people! For some reason this reminds me of another quote...

Where did you get "fur-suited" from? You can see in this poster everyone's wearing pretty normal clothes:

But the "Based on True Events" thing is absolute bullshit.

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Dissapointed Owl posted:

File Under: That's okay, it's not like the background was the point anyway



I don't think anyone else pointed it out, but the movie is about how these two are in a loveless, joyless relationship and fifteen minutes in they're both chasing after other people.

frumpsnake
Jan 30, 2001

The sad part is, he wasn't always evil.
I'm 100% sure that's a lovely fan made (and/or Chinese bootleg) cover anyway.

frumpsnake fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Feb 18, 2012

The Triumphant
Sep 2, 2011

Yeah, I've seen Robocop. Bitches, leave.

fenix down posted:

I love that tagline. The orcs are back? I didn't even know they left!

They're back from Lords of the Rings

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Coffee And Pie posted:

Where did you get "fur-suited" from? You can see in this poster everyone's wearing pretty normal clothes:

But the "Based on True Events" thing is absolute bullshit.

I could have sworn one of them was dressed in a bunny outfit or at least had a bunny mask and some kind of furry outfit...

Perhaps my brain has combined this and Donnie Darko into some kind of movie stew :psyduck:

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

R. Mute posted:

This seems pretty standard fare for Pasolini, though. A good poster.

Yeah, I was :wtc: until I saw it said Pasolini. Then it felt natural.

frumpsnake posted:

I'm 100% sure that's a lovely fan made (and/or Chinese bootleg) cover anyway.

Nope.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Nope.



I want to know what the two films next to it are. They both look just as bad.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Mister Chief posted:

I want to know what the two films next to it are. They both look just as bad.

Flypaper and Three Musketeers it looks like.

Also, this is a really lovely Aliens cover:

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Mister Chief posted:

I want to know what the two films next to it are. They both look just as bad.

I'm already beaten on this but it's called Flypaper. I'm posting this anyway because it's cover demanded to be in this thread...

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Still better than the dutch poster, at least



Man, what a lazy rear end tag-line.

That title 'art' looks really familiar though. Is it the same as Grey's Anatomy? Because that would be funny.

e: Ah, here we go!

Dissapointed Owl fucked around with this message at 10:39 on Feb 18, 2012

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

For a such a big safe, that's not a whole lot of money they've just stolen. Maybe they're returning it?

westborn
Feb 25, 2010

Dissapointed Owl posted:

Also, this is a really lovely Aliens cover:


Wow, took me a while to actually see this as the queen instead of some alien rat with oversized head.

/vvvv Don't know, seem quite fitting and it's got the original typeface. Could use a more 'radioactive' green...

westborn fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Feb 18, 2012

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

The cover of the new UK Blu-Ray of Repo Man is appalling. Really bad job, Masters of Cinema. Really, really bad job.



When they first showed it I assumed placeholder art but it comes out on Monday and it's still like this on their site and on Amazon.

Noxville fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Feb 18, 2012

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

Dissapointed Owl posted:





Looks like a poster for a show on the CW.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Noxville posted:

The cover of the new UK Blu-Ray of Repo Man is appalling. Really bad job, Masters of Cinema. Really, really bad job.



When they first showed it I assumed placeholder art but it comes out on Monday and it's still like this on their site and on Amazon.

I kind of like it. Matches the hosed-up aesthetic of the film.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Coffee And Pie posted:

Where did you get "fur-suited" from? You can see in this poster everyone's wearing pretty normal clothes:

But the "Based on True Events" thing is absolute bullshit.

Aside from Liv Tyler screaming, I'm pretty sure "because you were home" is the absolute last line in the movie, and one of the last shots as well.

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Robert Denby
Sep 9, 2007
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.


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