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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Lloyd Boner posted:

Still not sold on Okada but the match was ace.
Of course, he was wrestling Tanahashi. This makes even less sense than Yoshi Tatsu getting released and going to Japan, and winning the Heavyweight Title.

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Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Apparently, Sekimoto managed to deliver a German suplex to Akebono.

Awaiting visual evidence.

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Ditch posted:

Apparently, Sekimoto managed to deliver a German suplex to Akebono.

Awaiting visual evidence.

:stare: Yes, evidence is needed.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Ditch posted:

Apparently, Sekimoto managed to deliver a German suplex to Akebono.

Awaiting visual evidence.

I have no doubt,it was a deadlift and he did it with extreme ease. I wish he could have got Tursas up at King of Trios, but this was before he had been taken off his feet.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Flameingblack posted:

I have no doubt,it was a deadlift and he did it with extreme ease.

The only obstacle remaining is for Sekimoto to German Big Daddy V to prove he literally can German Suplex anyone he wants.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

The only obstacle remaining is for Sekimoto to German Big Daddy V to prove he literally can German Suplex anyone he wants.

Are you aware of how huge Akibono is?

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Match airs on the 18th, so we WILL see it. Eventually.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Flameingblack posted:

Are you aware of how huge Akibono is?

Of course. He's a big giant fatman. I saw his match with Bid Daddy V, as well, and V looked even heavier, to me. Or maybe Akebono's singlet was more concealing.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Of course. He's a big giant fatman. I saw his match with Bid Daddy V, as well, and V looked even heavier, to me. Or maybe Akebono's singlet was more concealing.
Akebono is about 40 pounds heavier than Big Daddy V's billed weight.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Flameingblack posted:

Akebono is about 40 pounds heavier than Big Daddy V's billed weight.

He wears it better than V then. Not much better, mind.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Kobashi managed to injure both legs while doing a moonsault at All Together.

STOP MOONSAULTING YOU CRAZY BASTARD.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Ditch posted:

Kobashi managed to injure both legs while doing a moonsault at All Together.

STOP MOONSAULTING YOU CRAZY BASTARD.
He's going to have to chop his knees into place, just like his arms. Kobashi is a self-sufficient machine, fueled by his own chops. He chopped the cancer right out of his body.

(Kobashi is almost certainly retired and just doing really special one-time events. Except when those one time events happen twice)

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Ditch posted:

Kobashi managed to injure both legs while doing a moonsault at All Together.

STOP MOONSAULTING YOU CRAZY BASTARD.

Sooooo what's the extent of the injury?

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Sooooo what's the extent of the injury?

fractured tibia and tibia contusion & some other poo poo

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

The Shaman of Cum posted:

fractured tibia and tibia contusion & some other poo poo

You have gotta be kidding me.

45ShadesOfDeath
Sep 7, 2004
Worst goon in the universe.
I don't think Kobashi will stop until one of his bones literally gains sentience and tells him to stop.

Then he will chop it, suplex it, moonsault on it, then retire.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Christ, did Kobashi moonsault off a sky scraper or something?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Cancer, bad knees, age, poor upkeep and being an idiot probably all factored equally.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
poo poo, isn't he almost John Cena's size? A guy that big (and worn down) shouldn't be doing a moonsault, period.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

a radii hike posted:

poo poo, isn't he almost John Cena's size? A guy that big (and worn down) shouldn't be doing a moonsault, period.

You tell him what to do.

Enjoy your chops.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

Lone Rogue posted:

You tell him what to do.

Enjoy your chops.
Joke's on him, his arm will probably fracture by the time my broken ribs puncture my lungs.

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

I think the fact he can even perform a moonsault is astonishing.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Tozawa renamed the big Dragon Gate stable from Blood Warriors to...


MAD BLANKEY

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Amazing.

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?
I love Tozawa. Shine on, you crazy bastard, shine on.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

some other potential DG news:

infinity is being moved from a weekly hour show to a monthly 3 hour show, and all kouraken events will be live.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

The Shaman of Cum posted:

some other potential DG news:

infinity is being moved from a weekly hour show to a monthly 3 hour show, and all kouraken events will be live.

That would be awesome if they streamed events or had them somewhere for On Demand viewing.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

The Shaman of Cum posted:



Glorious.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
I have never been so immediately into a stable name before.

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

The Shaman of Cum posted:



Looks like something Tozawa stole from Jhonen Vasquez's house

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Mutoh shills porn. I don't know what kind of porn it is, and I don't want to.
http://www.tenga-global.com/voice/mutoh.php

And in sadder news, Doug Furnas, the 'strong guy' of the Can-Am Express, passed away at age 50. He'd been suffering from Parkinsons for years.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Well, at least the observer will do a Bio on him, and at least then someone will explain to me why they turned up in the WWF for five minutes in 96.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Ditch posted:

Mutoh shills porn. I don't know what kind of porn it is, and I don't want to.
http://www.tenga-global.com/voice/mutoh.php
Hahaha Tenga. They make eggs you can gently caress, and their commercials are pretty weird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6kWbdTvjk

But the best part is the quote on his picture.

Chortles
Dec 29, 2008

Flameingblack posted:

Hahaha Tenga. They make eggs you can gently caress, and their commercials are pretty weird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6kWbdTvjk

But the best part is the quote on his picture.
The interview makes it look like he's claiming that the roster already took care of that.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

LordPants posted:

Well, at least the observer will do a Bio on him, and at least then someone will explain to me why they turned up in the WWF for five minutes in 96.

They were a pretty well known tag team among the wrestling circles and when they went to ECW in '96, it was clear they were trying to get a job with one of the big two. They went to the WWF where if I recall there was talk that they were going to get a big push and be the centerpiece of the tag division until Vince and co. realized they were charisma deficient. Then Phil got in a car accident and when he was back the company had little interest in them.

Wikipedia keeps saying that they were, "sent" to ECW in 97 which sounds weird to me. I guess the WWF loaned them back to ECW?

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Yeah Meltzer discussed it. He phrased it as "WWF decided they had no charisma and gave them the 'boring' gimmick" and that was that.

I believe WWF would let you take outside bookings before they started making money regularly so it would make sense that they'd be allowed to 'do' ECW while under contract.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

LordPants posted:

Yeah Meltzer discussed it. He phrased it as "WWF decided they had no charisma and gave them the 'boring' gimmick" and that was that.

I believe WWF would let you take outside bookings before they started making money regularly so it would make sense that they'd be allowed to 'do' ECW while under contract.

They used to use ECW as a dumping ground all of the time for the guys they didn't want to use anymore.

Which is exactly why the ECW TV show in 2006 truly was in the spirit of ECW.

Mr Muggy
Mar 30, 2010

I'm just gonna do this for about two minutes, okay?


Alright ya'll. Everyone on the Rainmaker bandwagon.

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skyliner
Sep 16, 2006

Flameingblack posted:

Hahaha Tenga. They make eggs you can gently caress, and their commercials are pretty weird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6kWbdTvjk

But the best part is the quote on his picture.
So Mutoh is endorsing Japanese fleshlights. That's not so bad.

The quote however, is disturbing.

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