Flippycunt posted:You have to scar kids early so they'll grow up with good tastes in movies, I guess. I love The Thing, though, but I think I was a bit older when I first watched that.
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Mister Chief posted:The Criterion cover for Videodrome has a lot to do with me wanting to see the film in the first place. I loved the DVD box. It looked like a VHS tape in a slip cover. Didn't really translate to the Blu-Ray (Did they even bother? I don't own the Blu-Ray)
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 06:29 |
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If you're going to watch one Cronenberg, DON'T watch M Butterfly. That's the only Cronenberg I've seen and holy gently caress is it boring and bad. That Videodrome box art looks awesome, but I don't really think I'd like body horror, and my friend has pre-emptively turned me off Videodrome by going on and on about it for several months of 2010. Maybe I'll watch it eventually, maybe I won't.
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:I loved the DVD box. It looked like a VHS tape in a slip cover. Didn't really translate to the Blu-Ray (Did they even bother? I don't own the Blu-Ray) A Betamax tape.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 13:04 |
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The Triumphant posted:A Betamax tape. Is that a Japanese configuration?
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 13:32 |
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Shanty posted:Is that a Japanese configuration? I hope this is a joke post, but if not... no, the Betamax was a VHS competitor (think Blu-ray vs. HD-DVD) developed by Sony which, while not popular with consumers, has continued to have a life long after VHS died due to its high quality and use in video production.
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zenintrude posted:I hope this is a joke post, but if not... no, the Betamax was a VHS competitor (think Blu-ray vs. HD-DVD) developed by Sony which, while not popular with consumers, has continued to have a life long after VHS died due to its high quality and use in video production. It was a clever little reference to Videodrome. You should go watch it immediately since you obviously have great reverence for obsolete media formats.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 14:50 |
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And you get to see Debbie Harrys tits. There isn't much "body horror" though, maybe the final scene but it's nothing crazy. James Woods is loving fantastic in it too.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 15:06 |
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oldpainless posted:Yeah but its not very good. I watched it not too long ago and it was... decent. Far more of a monster movie then a dramatic tragedy like the first one but not a terrible movie. Its a far inferior sequel though, The Fly is really an excellent film.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 15:17 |
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I've never seen the Fly or heard of Videodrome. Wasn't allowed to watch movies rated more than a soft PG13 growing up. I saw History of Violence and remember disliking it because it wasn't conventional and sort of ended abruptly with no closure (its been years, I could be remembering it wrong). I did enjoy Eastern Promises though, although Viggo Mortensens penis in blu-ray definition on a 65" TV was... something. Totally gonna check out Videodrome on Netflix though.
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Vintersorg posted:And you get to see Debbie Harrys tits. The first half of Videdrome is practically a plot twist for all that movie has been built up as a body horror feature. It's so unpleasantly grounded that when the movie actually twists into gruesome insanity you can't help but almost feel relieved.
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jojoinnit posted:I've never seen the Fly or heard of Videodrome. Wasn't allowed to watch movies rated more than a soft PG13 growing up. I think the only rule my mother had was no total front nudes when it came to movies,no tits and stuff. And if by any chance a movie had those she would only cover my eyes. Mom was so cool for letting me have nightmares. Edit: Wow. Saw a new thread here in CD, with an awesome trailer and this awesome poster: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3474056 Desperado Bones fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Mar 23, 2012 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Why would that be illegal? I just meant that the owners/bosses certainly didn't know about or approve a bunch of 17 year-old employees and all their friends watching a movie after hours with booze and weed. It was 1983. Think Dazed and Confused. Jaws 3D is atrociously bad, btw and also has a horrible poster in keeping with the topic.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 17:24 |
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Screenplay by Richard Matheson?
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 18:18 |
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Apparently at some point at the end of the 'oughts' Hong Kong decided to incorporate Josh Hartnett (and also Elias Koteas, but nobody seems to care about him ever ) into their movie industry. Which resulted in the following product: I Come With The Rain, in which Josh Hartnett's casually cool demeanor signals in the end of blue skies and the laws of physics. Hmmm, perhaps I was in fact right. Look at the rain. I'm not sure if he's walking down a strange hallway or fall walking at us. I'd like to think that mid-fall he's blasting at the ground, hoping it will shatter like a window. Okay, the soundtrack contains Climbing Up The Walls so I'm gonna assume it really is about bending the laws of physics. Because that would be subtle. Let's see about this Japanese cover. How is this not a gay porn? Dissapointed Owl fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Mar 23, 2012 |
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I mean, I can only think of one thing because of that title: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY (Yes, it's exactly what you think it is)
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 18:33 |
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kiimo posted:Jaws 3D is atrociously bad, btw and also has a horrible poster in keeping with the topic. I don't know, I think Jaws 3D is ironically terribad. All the cheezy lines, the swaggering brit Simon McCorkindale and his aussie thug assistant, the shark that has now become riduculously large, Lou Gossett Jr. putting on an acting job so bad it's like some sort of neo-minstrel performance, the "it's just a baby, the mother is still inside the park!". It's so bad it becomes good again. Unlike Jaws: The Revenge, which was just utterly reprehensible. Poor Michael Cain, the only bright light in a sea of poo poo.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 18:36 |
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The idea of a killer shark loose in a SeaWorld park is such a good concept. Jaws 3D doesn't do the best job with it, but drat, I laugh every time I watch it. I missed a chance to see it in 3D last summer, and I kind of hate myself for it.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Unlike Jaws: The Revenge, which was just utterly reprehensible. Poor Michael Cain, the only bright light in a sea of poo poo. Well, Michael Caine has been quoted as saying the following about it: "I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific." So don't feel too sorry for him
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I don't know, I think Jaws 3D is ironically terribad. All the cheezy lines, the swaggering brit Simon McCorkindale and his aussie thug assistant, the shark that has now become riduculously large, Lou Gossett Jr. putting on an acting job so bad it's like some sort of neo-minstrel performance, the "it's just a baby, the mother is still inside the park!". It's so bad it becomes good again. He was not able to pick up his academy award since he was filming that poo poo
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 19:03 |
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This is the best part of Jaws 3D. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xd9Mmk60zg
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 19:28 |
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Let's see about the Chinese cover. That's not Chinese.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 19:35 |
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Vintersorg posted:There isn't much "body horror" though, maybe the final scene but it's nothing crazy. Uh, out of curiosity, when was the last time you watched it? Cuz I just rewatched it recently and there's a loving lot of it. Maybe not as much as The Fly, but that's like the Citizen Kane of body horror.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 19:36 |
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Cartoon Man posted:This is the best part of Jaws 3D. Thank you. This has to make Spielberg cry blood tears.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 19:36 |
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Apparently at some point at the end of the 'oughts' Hong Kong decided to incorporate Josh Hartnett (and also Elias Koteas, but nobody seems to care about him ever ) into their movie industry. Which resulted in the following product: I didn't realise until I saw the last poster that they were trying to make a cross with the buildings in the background.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 19:37 |
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Vagabundo posted:That's not Chinese. Whoops. I assumed, it being a Chinese movie and all. Fixed.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 19:40 |
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On the hartnett front there is this horrible thing
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 19:44 |
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LtKenFrankenstein posted:Uh, out of curiosity, when was the last time you watched it? Cuz I just rewatched it recently and there's a loving lot of it. It has been quite a while, I vaguely remember Woods reaching into his stomach. I'll check it out this weekend.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 19:50 |
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Optimist with doubt posted:On the hartnett front there is this horrible thing I got that beat.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 19:53 |
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Apparently at some point at the end of the 'oughts' Hong Kong decided to incorporate Josh Hartnett (and also Elias Koteas, but nobody seems to care about him ever ) into their movie industry. Which resulted in the following product: I kinda get what they were trying to do, but I guess is one of those ideas that only look good in your head. Edit: Holy gently caress!!! Dissapointed Owl posted:I got that beat. Teal & Orange: THE MOVIE.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 19:55 |
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The "and Demi Moore" for some reason reads like a punchline to me. Who went and skewed the image of Woody Harrelson? It's like they free transformed it. That sucks.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 19:56 |
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Gackt? That sounds like the sound you'd make if you have something caught at the back of your throat.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 19:59 |
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It's the sound you make when you see his work. Gackt: A Real Life Anime
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 20:02 |
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Are the people who did the poster for Mirror Mirror actively trying to make Lily Collins look like Audrey Hepburn?
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 20:02 |
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Started watching World on a Wire which reminded me that The Thirteenth Floor existed... I think it's a pretty neat posted, and I'm digging the red/green complements instead of the orange/teal that we see all the time now.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I got that beat. If this doesn't involve puppets committing suicide I'm not going to see it.
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# ? Mar 23, 2012 21:20 |
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Vintersorg posted:It has been quite a while, I vaguely remember Woods reaching into his stomach. I'll check it out this weekend. With a loaded gun, through a vagina, yes.
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 00:50 |
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zenintrude posted:Started watching World on a Wire which reminded me that The Thirteenth Floor existed... That's such a weird movie. The premise is about a scientist who develops a virtual reality program that's based on the 20s but things start going weird including a killer escaping the virtual reality into a person in the real world. Then in the end it turns out that "reality" was actually another artificial reality created by some guys in the future and the main character (who turns out to be a computer program himself) escapes his virtual reality into the future "real" world.
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 00:59 |
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Mierenneuker posted:Well, Michael Caine has been quoted as saying the following about it: "I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific." My favorite scene of that movie is that not only Caine lives (after being taken underwater in his water plane by the shark) but when he climbs to the boat at the very end he's completely dry.
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# ? Mar 24, 2012 01:36 |
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zenintrude posted:Started watching World on a Wire which reminded me that The Thirteenth Floor existed... I loving loved World on a Wire. I took a half day off work just to see it.
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