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facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Ah yes the Goal Line Snap hat, soon to be paired with the Spike the Ball to Stop the Clock line of NFL team hoodies and the 35 Yard Gain Due to Defensive Pass Interference NFL team handkerchiefs.

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Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
The weirdest hats were those Reebok ones in the mid 00's that had a tiny vertical label with the team name on the front. At least I'm pretty sure those existed.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Show me the loving uniforms already Jeeeeeesus.




I'm jonesing.

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Toussaint Louverture posted:

Show me the loving uniforms already Jeeeeeesus.




I'm jonesing.

They'll be "leaked" on the First. Well laugh, then cry.

RustySeabutter
Nov 11, 2000

Puncho!
im really really dreading this

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands

AdamD posted:

im really really dreading this

It's going to be a Jets Uniform with a Nike Swoosh.

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.
Plain team color jersey with two giant team alt colored Nike Swooshes on the side so when viewing the game from the TV, the field is a bunch of Nike Swooshes with numbers competing against each other.



Will be called Nikeball.

RustySeabutter
Nov 11, 2000

Puncho!

Heaf posted:

It's going to be a Jets Uniform with a Nike Swoosh.

it better be!

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I hope some team ends up with something truly horrendous. Like some 60 year old tradition gets poo poo on in the name of commercialism.

It'll be more glorious than seeing Tebow cry.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Make the Panthers wear purple and crimson.

edit: Make it a law that the only teams allowed to wear black jerseys are the Raiders and the Falcons. gently caress off Carolina and Arizona you shitheels.

TBC
Jan 12, 2006

Glazers gonna Glaze

Peanut President posted:

Make the Panthers wear purple and crimson.

edit: Make it a law that the only teams allowed to wear black jerseys are the Raiders and the Falcons. gently caress off Carolina and Arizona you shitheels.

I think some Steelers fans would like a word with you.

Borsche
Jun 6, 2011

by T. Finninho
Ravens all blacks are sick.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

TBC posted:

I think some Steelers fans would like a word with you.

Oh alright the Steelers too (I knew I forgot at least one).

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy

Peanut President posted:

Make the Panthers wear purple and crimson.

edit: Make it a law that the only teams allowed to wear black jerseys are the Raiders and the Falcons. gently caress off Carolina and Arizona you shitheels.

Seriously, the Falcons? What the gently caress has Atlanta done to earn the black?

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.
Am I the only one hoping Nike comes out with some good decent looking team shoes? Reebok had some horrid all white with a tiny logo on the side. I want some sweet shoes to go with all my clothes and etc.

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands

squarerandom posted:

Am I the only one hoping Nike comes out with some good decent looking team shoes? Reebok had some horrid all white with a tiny logo on the side. I want some sweet shoes to go with all my clothes and etc.

Nike released some cleat designs around the Pro Bowl, if that's what you're talking about.

Borsche
Jun 6, 2011

by T. Finninho

JesustheDarkLord posted:

Seriously, the Falcons? What the gently caress has Atlanta done to earn the black?

At least a Raven is actually black.

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Heaf posted:

Nike released some cleat designs around the Pro Bowl, if that's what you're talking about.

No like regular sneakers or so to wear for work or to the game/home while watching.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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BlindSite posted:

I hope some team ends up with something truly horrendous. Like some 60 year old tradition gets poo poo on in the name of commercialism.

It'll be more glorious than seeing Tebow cry.

Green Bay's new uniforms are now the old Rainbow Astros uniforms.

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Silly Burrito posted:

Green Bay's new uniforms are now the old Rainbow Astros uniforms.



Nolan Ryan rainbrow stros jersey was the first pro jersey I ever got. Love those.

E; The new Nike "<Team Name>Just Do It" Shirts are on ebay, at least the Cowboys ones are.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Silly Burrito posted:

Green Bay's new uniforms are now the old Rainbow Astros uniforms.



I wouldn't complain at all.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I want San Diego to wear these

MissileWaster
Jul 2, 2007

Remember that one time you totally botched that snap?

Silly Burrito posted:

Green Bay's new uniforms are now the old Rainbow Astros uniforms.



You say that like it would be a bad thing. This uniform owns, I'm not even an Astros fan and I'm planning on picking up a throwback Nolan Ryan Astros because it's so awesome.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

SteelAngel2000 posted:

I want San Diego to wear these



Not enough lightning bolts in the numbers.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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SteelAngel2000 posted:

I want San Diego to wear these



The first one gives off a 90s Superman Blue vibe.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

SteelAngel2000 posted:

I want San Diego to wear these



That looks like it's from a comic book about the Chargers.

Which of course would never sell.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

SteelAngel2000 posted:

I want San Diego to wear these



I have No Taste Whatsoever but I unironically love these

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands

squarerandom posted:

No like regular sneakers or so to wear for work or to the game/home while watching.

Didn't know those even existed. You could go to NikeiD and get a variety of shoes in your team's colors.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

SteelAngel2000 posted:

I want San Diego to wear these



I whole heartily agree with you. That owns.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Remember when we first found out Nike was getting the uniform contract, and some really bad fake mock-ups came out? I found them. Some highlights:




The Dolphin uniform is sooooooo bad. Some are actually pretty good. Browns are largely unchanged and awesome.
http://jockpost.com/nfl-nike-uniforms-2012-real-fake/comment-page-3/

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Febreeze posted:

Remember when we first found out Nike was getting the uniform contract, and some really bad fake mock-ups came out? I found them. Some highlights:




The Dolphin uniform is sooooooo bad. Some are actually pretty good. Browns are largely unchanged and awesome.
http://jockpost.com/nfl-nike-uniforms-2012-real-fake/comment-page-3/

Every single one of those are absolutely ridiculous and reek of "different for the sake of being different." Keep it simple, keep it cool. This is why the Bengals will never have a cool jersey, while the Browns are snowed under in them.

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Heaf posted:

Didn't know those even existed. You could go to NikeiD and get a variety of shoes in your team's colors.

My girlfriends dad has some Chargers ones but I've always wanted these ones

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

SteelAngel2000 posted:

I want San Diego to wear these



The left one is almost the Titans uniform.

And someone should make a Packers or Steelers uniform that looks like the Falcons uniform just to freak people out.

smuggler
Apr 23, 2007
INSULTING THE PACKERS IS NOT AGAINST FORUM RULES, MORON


Most of those concept unis were bad, but I actually like the feather/headdress white Chiefs helmet.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

smuggler posted:

Most of those concept unis were bad, but I actually like the feather/headdress white Chiefs helmet.

Came here to agree. But I think that one is actually the Redskins. Either way, it's kind of cool.



These are the real abortions.


For example, the Patriots just used Limbaugh's old jizz rag.



Really, jaguar print on an NFL jersey?



And no one should ever alter the Bears jersey.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
That Patriots uniform looks like Hulk Hogan's guitar.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
It looks like the kinda crap you would see in an over the top Marines recruitment video.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Chichevache posted:

It looks like the kinda crap you would see in an over the top Marines recruitment video.

The really awful ones (like that one) just have way too much poo poo going on. when they keep it simple the basic style of the jerseys looks pretty cool. browns look good, colts, jets look okay (but not like the jets), raiders is fine, rams are alright, lions, saints. the rest are hot garbage and with the exception of the browns none of the others there are anything exciting.

ppp
Feb 13, 2012

by angerbot

Peanut President posted:

Make the Panthers wear purple and crimson.

edit: Make it a law that the only teams allowed to wear black jerseys are the Raiders and the Falcons. gently caress off Carolina and Arizona you shitheels.

you ever looked at a cardinal or a panther son

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Nilbop posted:

Every single one of those are absolutely ridiculous and reek of "different for the sake of being different." Keep it simple, keep it cool. This is why the Bengals will never have a cool jersey, while the Browns are snowed under in them.

If you like simple, I've got a Bengals Jersey for you:




Edit: Sure, the pants suck, but hey. Also I would nix the tiger on the sleeve.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Mar 29, 2012

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