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Kaddion
Jan 12, 2008

My gosh, you're right Sam! THE GORILLA SHOULD BE DRIVING!

Kilonum posted:

Some action from last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e-DoKp_NGw

Looks like my decepticon Saleen right behind you, but I don't remember this at all.

EDIT: Nevermind, some other totally random police car. Memory issues averted.

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PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

DreamingApe posted:

we know, that's why it's fun!

But driving a 2CV on a game can never reproduce the sense of abject terror you experience when actually in one that's trying to drive through traffic.

NEVER AGAIN...

Seymour Butts
Jun 26, 2003
I break girls in like baseball gloves
That was awesome! I haven't seen that before.

Bagelsport
Nov 14, 2005

I picked up a doctor - he's good with a knife
Says anaesthetic's a waste
of his time

PT6A posted:

But driving a 2CV on a game can never reproduce the sense of abject terror you experience when actually in one that's trying to drive through traffic.

NEVER AGAIN...

Is it weird that this post makes me jealous?

Cyborgmatt
Aug 9, 2009

Honk.
Why can't you delete the message which tells you there's new DLC available? I keep thinking I have a new message and it's just the same DLC message.

Jarf posted:

If you're in the UK or Europe (or just prefer those timezones) there are still a few slots available in SAEG.
Yeah that's probably a better idea, my GT is: Cyborgmatt

Thanks.

Cyborgmatt fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Mar 28, 2012

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5

Cannot Find Server posted:



Hey! I get another chance to drive one of these.

I only spent 4 minutes in it before, but it seemed fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIxaWsElOjo

DONT TOUCH THE PC
Jul 15, 2001

You should try it, it's a real buzz.

PT6A posted:

But driving a 2CV on a game can never reproduce the sense of abject terror you experience when actually in one that's trying to drive through traffic.

NEVER AGAIN...

I've heard stories of people keeping jerrycans with water in the front to keep it from doing wheelies at highspeed (140 kM/h) on the afsluitdijk.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

DreamingApe posted:

I've heard stories of people keeping jerrycans with water in the front to keep it from doing wheelies at highspeed (140 kM/h) on the afsluitdijk.

Vintage car chat:

I would roll down the windows on my 64' VW when on the highway to reduce the push I experienced when semi trailers drove past me on the highway (which happened a lot because I could barely maintain 55 in that car).

It didn't help much, old beetles have a lot of things working against them (high ground clearance, low weight, huge cross section) so I got blown around anyways, but it felt like it helped a little.

Kenny Rogers
Sep 7, 2007

Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.
GoonBus meets Forza World.
(complete with driving in only boxers)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxX-4LuZQX0



Ziploc posted:

Hey! I get another chance to drive one of these.

I only spent 4 minutes in it before, but it seemed fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIxaWsElOjo
The more autocross courses I see from around the country, the more I realize how fortunate we are here in Denver/Colorado Springs. These are the sites we have available to us...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIQYD8eJ6c0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca2124n1-kQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HenjECbkD6A

Kenny Rogers fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Mar 28, 2012

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Have to wonder, how is that any safer than just tailing the vehicle until it runs out of gas or something?

Even if you clear the streets, playing bumper cars to try a pit maneuver seems ridiculously dangerous.

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

xzzy posted:

Have to wonder, how is that any safer than just tailing the vehicle until it runs out of gas or something?

Even if you clear the streets, playing bumper cars to try a pit maneuver seems ridiculously dangerous.

Compared to letting the bus stampede into Albuquerque at rush hour, it's probably considerably safer overall.

VERTiG0
Jul 11, 2001

go move over bro

Jabs posted:

GoonBus meets Forza World.
(complete with driving in only boxers)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxX-4LuZQX0
The more autocross courses I see from around the country, the more I realize how fortunate we are here in Denver/Colorado Springs. These are the sites we have available to us...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIQYD8eJ6c0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca2124n1-kQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HenjECbkD6A

I don't *get* autocross at all. I've done a bunch of track days and autocross seems like babby's first car ride kinda thing. I guess I'm lucky to have 3 nice tracks no more than 2 hours away I guess.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Ever since Top Gear made a segment on it a few weeks ago, I've wanted to try rallycross.

Unfortunately there doesn't seem to be much of it going on in the US, and the SCCA events that do take place seem to get very little attention.. I found it impossible to find time or location information that I could use to go and spectate if I wanted to.

Failing that, I want to do a 24 Hours of Lemons race someday, the idea of buying a lovely car and going out and racing it is super attractive to me. Maybe after I retire, and I have the free time to drive around the country constantly to get to the next race.

silverbullitt850
Mar 6, 2012

Hey you guys like to troll? I've got some pretty sick trolling skills. Just don't expect me to read anything.

-Colon Cowboy

Jabs posted:


The more autocross courses I see from around the country, the more I realize how fortunate we are here in Denver/Colorado Springs. These are the sites we have available to us...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIQYD8eJ6c0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca2124n1-kQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HenjECbkD6A

Totally understand now why we don't use World Arena anymore after watching the third video.

Look at Qualcomm autocross and you won't feel so lucky anymore :(

silverbullitt850 fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Mar 28, 2012

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Jabs posted:

GoonBus meets Forza World.
(complete with driving in only boxers)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxX-4LuZQX0
The more autocross courses I see from around the country, the more I realize how fortunate we are here in Denver/Colorado Springs. These are the sites we have available to us...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIQYD8eJ6c0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca2124n1-kQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HenjECbkD6A

Jabs lives! Does this mean you'll be joining us tonight for Pinto Madness™?

Boaz MacPhereson fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Mar 28, 2012

Jarf
Jun 25, 2006

PLATINUM



787b lovin'
[tIMG]http://i.imgur.com/AnAJP.jpg][/tIMG]
This car has made R1 accessible to me.

Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


xzzy posted:

Ever since Top Gear made a segment on it a few weeks ago, I've wanted to try rallycross.

Unfortunately there doesn't seem to be much of it going on in the US, and the SCCA events that do take place seem to get very little attention.. I found it impossible to find time or location information that I could use to go and spectate if I wanted to.
The Vegas SCCA used to regularly hold rallycross events, but then the members that used to handle it moved on to other things. It was damned fun, especially as the dry lakebed got more and more ground down.

CovfefeCatCafe
Apr 11, 2006

A fresh attitude
brewed daily!

Jarf posted:

787b lovin'
[tIMG]http://i.imgur.com/AnAJP.jpg][/tIMG]
This car has made R1 accessible to me.

I'd argue the Panoz LMP car for myself. It is way easier to see out of that car than most of the other LMP-1's and fun to be the only person in a FR car when people go to that class.

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
New Community Bounty has been announced:

http://forums.forzamotorsport.net/forums/thread/5303477.aspx

The in-game announcement says it's the Among Giants challenge, but I'm inclined to believe what the thread says about it being the Sachs Kurve Drift challenge in which the bounty greenPandaMeow has yet to set a score although he states in his thread that he isn't very good a drifting, so this me be easier than last weeks challenge. I went ahead and checked the permanent Drift Rivals and he hasn't set a score in any of them so I'm pretty sure this guy never ever drifts. Prize car is a custom liveried Aston Martin Racing DBR9.

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008
AUGR Spec Pinto results

1. Fuzzie Murloc
2. TheCowboyJoe
3. Bag Squad
4. Boaz MacPherson
5. whatcubed3
6. Krautastic
7. aardmania
8. Kilonum
9. Crow T Macbot
10. SAPopeOnARope [DNF Dropped From Race]

PopeOnARope
Jul 23, 2007

Hey! Quit touching my junk!

General Probe posted:

New Community Bounty has been announced:

http://forums.forzamotorsport.net/forums/thread/5303477.aspx

The in-game announcement says it's the Among Giants challenge, but I'm inclined to believe what the thread says about it being the Sachs Kurve Drift challenge in which the bounty greenPandaMeow has yet to set a score although he states in his thread that he isn't very good a drifting, so this me be easier than last weeks challenge. I went ahead and checked the permanent Drift Rivals and he hasn't set a score in any of them so I'm pretty sure this guy never ever drifts. Prize car is a custom liveried Aston Martin Racing DBR9.

The reward for among giants is sort of painful. A custom painted S2000.

What a terrible loving car.

\/ Meh, not really. I already have an S2000. I wouldn't mind setting it on fire.

PopeOnARope fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Mar 29, 2012

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat

PopeOnARope posted:

The reward for among giants is sort of painful. A custom painted S2000.

What a terrible loving car.

Youre just jealous that I got one and you didnt.

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:
How the f-bomb do you get one of those Top Secret S15 unicorns b/c i need one in my life

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat
Tomorrow is your best bet in the near future:

quote:

It’s time to bring back Forza Motorsport 4 Game With Devs series! Our next event will be on Thursday, March 29 from 3-5 p.m. PST. During that two-hour window, we want everyone to be online in Forza Motorsport 4 and then head over to our official Facebook page. Look for the “Game With Turn 10” tab and then join us in our ongoing chat.



Fred, Jav, John, and I (and whomever else we can wrangle on this side) will be playing Forza 4 and chatting with you. In addition to racing online, we’ll be giving out unicorn cars and other prizes as well. It will be two hours of automotive mayhem and we hope to see you there! If you can’t make it on Thursday, never fear, we’ll be holding more events in the very near future.

Cute as heck
Nov 6, 2011

:h:Cutie Pie Swag~:h:
i... won't be here tomorrow :sigh:

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?

General Probe posted:

New Community Bounty has been announced:

http://forums.forzamotorsport.net/forums/thread/5303477.aspx

The in-game announcement says it's the Among Giants challenge, but I'm inclined to believe what the thread says about it being the Sachs Kurve Drift challenge in which the bounty greenPandaMeow has yet to set a score although he states in his thread that he isn't very good a drifting, so this me be easier than last weeks challenge. I went ahead and checked the permanent Drift Rivals and he hasn't set a score in any of them so I'm pretty sure this guy never ever drifts. Prize car is a custom liveried Aston Martin Racing DBR9.
I hope it is Sachs Kurve, because I've been having plenty of fun with that one!

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Just some images from the Spec Pinto race last night.

Our starting lineup.

And the sparks were flying early on the first lap.

It's a flying striped tomato!


We did have something strange happen during our mandatory pit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Vrej0g48o

TannhauserGate
Nov 25, 2007

by garbage day
Did anyone see Forza linking to Redline Reviews? Forza forums trying to do a media project.
http://forums.forzamotorsport.net/forums/thread/5300852.aspx

Or direct link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyR07pj4k4U

If you've always liked Top Gear, but were confused by the British accents and non-pixellated cars, this is what you've been waiting for.

Redline Reviews posted:

Underneath it, you can fit things- like speed bumps. And it even has a trunk, in which you can place quite a lot of junk.

Redline Reviews posted:

Nissan has quite literally thrown the supercar rulebook out the window, and on to a burning scrap heap.

Redline Reviews posted:

...the GTR goes like stink.

And on that bombshell, goodnight!

CovfefeCatCafe
Apr 11, 2006

A fresh attitude
brewed daily!

TannhauserGate posted:

Did anyone see Forza linking to Redline Reviews? Forza forums trying to do a media project.
http://forums.forzamotorsport.net/forums/thread/5300852.aspx

Or direct link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyR07pj4k4U

If you've always liked Top Gear, but were confused by the British accents and non-pixellated cars, this is what you've been waiting for.

And on that bombshell, goodnight!

They need to dial back on the Linkin Park when the narrator is speaking, makes it hard to hear what he's saying.

Flesh Croissant
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Pitstop oddity is normal, pinto comes with blown shocks from the factory.

silverbullitt850
Mar 6, 2012

Hey you guys like to troll? I've got some pretty sick trolling skills. Just don't expect me to read anything.

-Colon Cowboy

Aardmania posted:

Just some images from the Spec Pinto race last night.

Our starting lineup.

And the sparks were flying early on the first lap.

It's a flying striped tomato!


We did have something strange happen during our mandatory pit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Vrej0g48o

You... AGAIN!

That's me in the first two photos (#5)...

Otis Reddit
Nov 14, 2006
So guys. What SA car club shall I join? I'm in the US. Enjoy driving E through A classes mostly, and love doing hijinks but I guess I could probably use pubbies for that. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I want to race people who don't exclusively use Boss 429s with AWD conversions and Monster energy drink liveries. Spec Pinto and junk like that looks hilarious and awesome.

e: oh yeah, and how do I do it?

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Join AUGR. As far as how, add someone who is already in AUGR, then click their name and request to join their club; you could add me if you want, my GT is Cubivore. We're pretty chill, on en masse pretty much every night, and we do a lot of real racing with some dicking around on occasion (usually once or twice a night). Just don't feel too bad if you get hit a few times; a lot of us aren't particularly great, and a lot of us who are fast are still pretty awful at passing (i.e. me).

Otis Reddit
Nov 14, 2006

Cannot Find Server posted:

Join AUGR. As far as how, add someone who is already in AUGR, then click their name and request to join their club; you could add me if you want, my GT is Cubivore. We're pretty chill, on en masse pretty much every night, and we do a lot of real racing with some dicking around on occasion (usually once or twice a night). Just don't feel too bad if you get hit a few times; a lot of us aren't particularly great, and a lot of us who are fast are still pretty awful at passing (i.e. me).

This sounds perfect. I'll send one over later. I'm Jesusfartchrist

thank ya! :)

two_beer_bishes
Jun 27, 2004
I've had a blast racing with you guys the past few nights. I really wish the microphone on my headset still worked, I bumped into a few of you last night and felt bad I couldn't say anything :(

MalleusDei
Mar 21, 2007

YF19pilot posted:

They need to dial back on the Linkin Park when the narrator is speaking, makes it hard to hear what he's saying.

I was actually hoping for a "This car is good in Forza for these tracks because X, Y, Z, and here are some ideas for tuning it..." Instead I got a bad car show using fake cars.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

MalleusDei posted:

I was actually hoping for a "This car is good in Forza for these tracks because X, Y, Z, and here are some ideas for tuning it..." Instead I got a bad car show using fake cars.

It's still better than the American Top Gear, a show that nearly makes my eyes melt out of my head.

Though the guy tries way too hard to sound like an American Jeremy Clarkson, showing a total lack of the pipes necessary to pull it off.

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002

TannhauserGate posted:

Did anyone see Forza linking to Redline Reviews? Forza forums trying to do a media project.
http://forums.forzamotorsport.net/forums/thread/5300852.aspx

Or direct link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyR07pj4k4U

The narrator needs to lose the breathless, nasally American newscaster tone and dramatic cadence. I can't make it through the episode. They also need a better writer, I think. It wasn't very sophisticated and some of the phrasing was very awkward.

FreelanceSocialist fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Mar 29, 2012

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

xzzy posted:

It's still better than the American Top Gear, a show that nearly makes my eyes melt out of my head.

When was the last time you watched it? It's gotten much better since the beginning of the first season. Still not a huge fan of Adam Ferrara though.

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T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

captainOrbital posted:

When was the last time you watched it? It's gotten much better since the beginning of the first season. Still not a huge fan of Adam Ferrara though.

I'm just gonna say it, Adam is leagues better than Rut :colbert:

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