Jerseychat 2012: Nike Edition

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Almo: Jan 1, 2007; by angerbot

Arschlochkind posted:

NEW NIKE TEXANS UNIFORM DESIGN LEAKED

hahahahaha

# ? Mar 30, 2012 06:05

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# ? May 9, 2024 17:53

MatildaTheHun: Aug 31, 2011; here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry

My dream for the Eagles:

With black or silver trim.

Why gently caress with the best jersey in the NFL? That color was this city, and I remember when they changed it and I was four.

# ? Mar 30, 2012 06:39

GD_American: Jul 21, 2004; LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Febreeze posted:

Remember when we first found out Nike was getting the uniform contract, and some really bad fake mock-ups came out? I found them. Some highlights:

The Dolphin uniform is sooooooo bad. Some are actually pretty good. Browns are largely unchanged and awesome.
http://jockpost.com/nfl-nike-uniforms-2012-real-fake/comment-page-3/

I look at these and all I can think is that when I watch games with these I will yell GO AWAY I'M 'BATIN

# ? Mar 30, 2012 06:46

squarerandom: Mar 24, 2007; Obviously you're not a golfer.

GD_American posted:

I look at these and all I can think is that when I watch games with these I will yell GO AWAY I'M 'BATIN

"Look he throws like a fag and his shits all retarded, The Costco Chiefs need a quality quarterback."

# ? Mar 30, 2012 07:26

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

BRB MAKIN BACON posted:

My sense of style is on par with Urkel but I think I'm the only person on the planet that likes the Seahawks all Navy home uniforms.

<- SWAG

I love those fuckers. But I'm also down with the Hawks being the crazy team with experimental jerseys.

And gently caress you haters that dislike Bengals colors. They rock.

# ? Mar 30, 2012 07:32

KettleWL: Dec 28, 2010

Arschlochkind posted:

NEW NIKE TEXANS UNIFORM DESIGN LEAKED

This is honestly the best thing that has been posted on this forum the entire off-season. I would buy this jersey and wear it to a wedding if it actually existed.

# ? Mar 30, 2012 08:04

ppp: Feb 13, 2012; by angerbot

DeimosRising posted:

most panthers (of any species) are not black, and the desert cardinal doesn't have any black on it either.

the cards are from stl

# ? Mar 30, 2012 13:23

Dirt Worshipper: Apr 2, 2007; Paralithodes Californiensis

ppp posted:

the cards are from ~~stl~~ chicago

# ? Mar 30, 2012 13:31

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

TheModernAmerican posted:

My dream for the Eagles:

With black or silver trim.

Why gently caress with the best jersey in the NFL? That color was this city, and I remember when they changed it and I was four.

I'm a Brit who very recently got into the NFL (and Eagles) and as such has no idea about history or anything but even I think Kelly green is a million times better than Midnight green.

# ? Mar 30, 2012 14:33

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

BRB MAKIN BACON posted:

My sense of style is on par with Urkel but I think I'm the only person on the planet that likes the Seahawks all Navy home uniforms.

<- SWAG

Nope. Love the All Blues. I always play the Bengals with away colors when I'm up against the sea-hawks in madden, even.

# ? Mar 30, 2012 14:43

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

TheModernAmerican posted:

My dream for the Eagles:

With black or silver trim.

Why gently caress with the best jersey in the NFL? That color was this city, and I remember when they changed it and I was four.

Change the logo back too:

So much better than the generic 90's angry bird.

# ? Mar 30, 2012 16:49

Borsche: Jun 6, 2011; by T. Finninho

Arschlochkind posted:

NEW NIKE TEXANS UNIFORM DESIGN LEAKED

The only good uniform.

# ? Mar 30, 2012 17:00

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Arschlochkind posted:

NEW NIKE TEXANS UNIFORM DESIGN LEAKED

Okies go home

# ? Mar 30, 2012 17:27

EmbryoSteve: Dec 18, 2004; Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

BRB MAKIN BACON posted:

My sense of style is on par with Urkel but I think I'm the only person on the planet that likes the Seahawks all Navy home uniforms.

<- SWAG

I don't understand the mono-color pants matching jersey hate. Seattle's home uniforms own.

# ? Mar 30, 2012 17:34

Crazed: Oct 2, 2005; The angriest of birds

Qwijib0 posted:

This is a bad opinion. I like the all red

Red jerseys rule but the pants, oh god the pants

# ? Mar 30, 2012 17:47

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

EmbryoSteve posted:

I don't understand the mono-color pants matching jersey hate. Seattle's home uniforms own.

Yep. One of the best home uniforms in sports. Really, almost all of the current uniforms are pretty good.

# ? Mar 30, 2012 18:09

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

If teams aren't allowed to have matching colors for jerseys and pants, then the Browns would have to wear the brown pants again. I hated that jersey. gently caress that.

# ? Mar 30, 2012 18:12

bigfoot again: Apr 24, 2007

Hockles posted:

If teams aren't allowed to have matching colors for jerseys and pants, then the Browns would have to wear the brown pants again. I hated that jersey. gently caress that.

Matching white is A-ok. Matching dark makes you look like a fat man in a leotard

# ? Mar 30, 2012 18:57

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

BIGFOOT PEE BED posted:

Matching white is A-ok. Matching dark makes you look like a fat man in a leotard

Depends on the color. I don't mind Seattle's version. The Seattle color is subdued, not bright. Cardinals all red is so bright it hurts. I hate it. But Seattle also isn't too dark, like the all Black Ravens. When the Ravens wear all black they look like they have leotards or yoga pants on. That uniform needs a purple stripe so badly.

# ? Mar 30, 2012 19:04

Borsche: Jun 6, 2011; by T. Finninho

Houston's all reds make me sick.

I'd like to see Baltimore play with black jersey + purple pants.

Those are my jerseythoughts

# ? Mar 30, 2012 19:41

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Arschlochkind posted:

NEW NIKE TEXANS UNIFORM DESIGN LEAKED

Your starting center, Haystacks Calhoun.

# ? Mar 30, 2012 21:17

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Arschlochkind posted:

NEW NIKE TEXANS UNIFORM DESIGN LEAKED

Obviously developed for A&M, modified for the Texans

# ? Mar 31, 2012 00:44

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Febreeze posted:

Depends on the color. I don't mind Seattle's version. The Seattle color is subdued, not bright. Cardinals all red is so bright it hurts. I hate it. But Seattle also isn't too dark, like the all Black Ravens. When the Ravens wear all black they look like they have leotards or yoga pants on. That uniform needs a purple stripe so badly.

Seattles looks good, but yes, Saints and Ravens look silly in black pants.

# ? Mar 31, 2012 00:57

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Apparently the jags uni got snapped.

# ? Mar 31, 2012 01:11

Voodoo: Jun 3, 2003; m2sbr what

Heaf posted:

Nike released some cleat designs around the Pro Bowl, if that's what you're talking about.

I really hope they become available to the public at some point. I would love a pair of Nike 49ers Vapor cleats. I don't care about the gloves, but c'mon Nike, give us the cleats!

# ? Mar 31, 2012 02:12

Almo: Jan 1, 2007; by angerbot

BlindSite posted:

Apparently the jags uni got snapped.

doesn't look terribly different

# ? Mar 31, 2012 02:24

Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Almo posted:

doesn't look terribly different

Welcome to the Dark Con of sports merchandising

# ? Mar 31, 2012 02:44

GD_American: Jul 21, 2004; LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Black Lighter posted:

Change the logo back too:

So much better than the generic 90's angry bird.

That's common enough in sports, and it's sad.

This awesome logo:

became this angry bird:

# ? Mar 31, 2012 02:54

MatildaTheHun: Aug 31, 2011; here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry

Black Lighter posted:

Change the logo back too:

So much better than the generic 90's angry bird.

I'd love a heraldic eagle with green, black, and white wings, but it wouldn't fly with the current NFL.

# ? Mar 31, 2012 03:09

ZopfaMania: Jul 7, 2010

Hey Cardinals: Why did you ever get rid of the state flag of Arizona on your jerseys?
i liked that. I'm okay with teams having a logo on their jersey just as long as it's not the same logo that's on the helmet.

# ? Mar 31, 2012 03:10

Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Just get Sheriff Arpaio's smiling mugshot and stick it on their helmets, why don't you.

# ? Mar 31, 2012 03:12

Cactus Jack: Nov 16, 2005; If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

BlindSite posted:

Apparently the jags uni got snapped.

I'm glad to see the black uniform back. I like it a lot better than the teal to be quite honest.

# ? Mar 31, 2012 03:46

D C: Jun 20, 2004; 1-800-HOTLINEBLING
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BlindSite posted:

Apparently the jags uni got snapped.

PIPING!

# ? Mar 31, 2012 04:10

Heaf: Jan 15, 2008; People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands

Almo posted:

doesn't look terribly different

They shouldn't. Mostly those minor tweaks to Seattle (gray pants???) and Carolina

# ? Mar 31, 2012 04:40

squarerandom: Mar 24, 2007; Obviously you're not a golfer.

So are the jags new unis the ones on the left with white middle green sleeves/sides and then opposite? Because I thought they always had those odd white piping?

# ? Mar 31, 2012 04:50

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

BlindSite posted:

Apparently the jags uni got snapped.

Looks like they've changed to a more blue color, but I hope that's just the lighting.

Blue :argh:

# ? Mar 31, 2012 04:59

japtor: Oct 28, 2005

jordjevic posted:

Hey Cardinals: Why did you ever get rid of the state flag of Arizona on your jerseys?
i liked that. I'm okay with teams having a logo on their jersey just as long as it's not the same logo that's on the helmet.

State flag uniforms you say?

# ? Mar 31, 2012 06:26

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

japtor posted:

State flag uniforms you say?

I think I just threw up.

# ? Mar 31, 2012 06:33

MissileWaster: Jul 2, 2007; Remember that one time you totally botched that snap?

Almo posted:

doesn't look terribly different

Giant rear end Nike swooshes on the sleeves. Guess that's gonna be on every teams jersey in the same spot, judging by the picture a few weeks ago of the Dolphins sleeve.

# ? Mar 31, 2012 07:03

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bigfoot again: Apr 24, 2007

Lol Reebok released a bunch of Jets Tebow jerseys to try and make some cash in their last week with the license and Nike sued them

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/breaking/chi-nike-sues-reebok-over-tebow-apparel-20120328,0,2985722.story

# ? Mar 31, 2012 07:59

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