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Der Shovel posted:One of the biggest lost opportunities I can remember is when they made a 30 Rock porn parody. Predictably it was called "THIS AIN'T 30 ROCK: A XXX PARODY" or something lame like that, when it could have been called XXX Rock. They should have called it Dirty Cock.
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Wonderment: The Motion Picture It might also get whimsical.
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Brittany Murphy died so she'd never have to look at that poster ever again.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Wonderment: The Motion Picture As poo poo as this looks, you've got to hand it to them: these guys are displaying more emotion than every other poster in this thread combined. I really want to know what McKellen and Eckhart are looking at, because holy gently caress are they excited to be looking at it. Ian McKellen clearly knows what's up, but Eckhart is displaying two expressions on this poster, and they're both saying "Holy poo poo that is amazing!" The smaller of the two probably couldn't even articulate that, he'd just go for "Pfwooaaaah!" That's not a terribly placed lens-flare, that's his mind being literally blown. e: vvv exactly vvv Shanty fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Apr 2, 2012 |
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Shanty posted:I really want to know what McKellen and Eckhart are looking at, because holy gently caress are they excited to be looking at it. Ian McKellen clearly knows what's up, but Eckhart is displaying two expressions on this poster, and they're both saying "Holy poo poo that is amazing!" What ever it is, it's obviously so loving wonderful that becoming taller than the tallest trees in the forest doesn't even amaze Eckhart anymore.
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Imdb has a few more pictures from this movie, and only one of them isn't of a baffled Aaron Eckhart. http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3516641280/tt0418004
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Shanty posted:The smaller of the two probably couldn't even articulate that, he'd just go for "Pfwooaaaah!" That's not a terribly placed lens-flare, that's his mind being literally blown. Thanks to your accurate description I know consider this to be the best loving poster ever.
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Shanty posted:Imdb has a few more pictures from this movie, and only one of them isn't of a baffled Aaron Eckhart. Its quite possible in the third photo that's him on the screen in the background looking baffled. Which is great because it means not only do we get to see scene after scene of Aarron Eckhart looking baffled, but we also get at least one scene of where we can watch a bunch of other people watch Arron Eckhart looking baffled. What a great movie it must be.
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I love the contrast with Brittany Murphy in the middle, because with the other two staring in wonderment and sheer ecstasy, it makes her expression look like "I guess...?"
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dr_rat posted:Its quite possible in the third photo that's him on the screen in the background looking baffled. That's Nick Nolte. That movie looks like any of the fantasy films aimed toward young teens, except they couldn't get any young teens to star in it for some reason, so they got Aaron Eckhart instead. I like to imagine that his character is autistic or something.
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Apr 2, 2012 18:52
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Professor Clumsy posted:They should have called it Dirty Cock. 30 Rock Hard.
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Desperado Bones posted:Thanks ... your ... the best loving poster ever. Well you're welcome  dr_rat posted:Its quite possible in the third photo that's him on the screen in the background looking baffled. Which is great because it means not only do we get to see scene after scene of Aarron Eckhart looking baffled, but we also get at least one scene of where we can watch a bunch of other people watch Arron Eckhart looking baffled. Actually, I think that's Eckhart in the foreground to the left. At least, imdb tells us that he's in the shot. The thing is, he look absolutely bored out of his skull in this scene. Like "Man I wish I was back looking at that thing with Ian McKellen and not at Brittany Murphy and I guess Nic Nolte's giant face." It's also great that you can tell that the three faces on the poster were just taken straight from those four other shots.
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TheBigBudgetSequel posted:30 Rock Hard. Thirty Cocks.
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Role Play McMurphy posted:Parody porn titles are the hackiest of hacky jokes.
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Role Play McMurphy posted:No, imaginary porn titles are. Like I said, the real ones are all boring poo poo these days. The real 30 Rock porno was just called "30 Rock: A XXX Parody"
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Apr 2, 2012 23:40
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kiimo posted:Hey you guys Steve Guttenberg totally looks like this now... You missed the best part. On the cast list down the right hand side is ". . . Jeffrey Ross with Jeffrey Ross . . ."
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I get the feeling they're trying to sell this early Rodriguez by making a connection with Rodriguez's other movie, Sin City... Whether that connection is actually there or not.  Just a guess. Hey, where's my First Time On Laserdisc edition?
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I get the feeling they're trying to sell this early Rodriguez by making a connection with Rodriguez's other movie, Sin City... Whether that connection is actually there or not. I like how the "First time on blu ray" is much glossier than the "First time on DVD".
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Professor Clumsy posted:I like how the "First time on blu ray" is much glossier than the "First time on DVD". It's the same image, one is just rendered in higher definition 
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I saw this at Best Buy last week and was completely baffled by it. I have literally never heard of this movie, which is surprising given how much I loved "El Mariachi" and "Desperado" as a teenager. Has anyone here seen it?
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The reason you haven't heard of it is that it's a made-for-TV movie that was shot in 2 weeks solely to demonstrate to studio bosses that Salma Hayek could act in English and convince them to approve her casting in Desperado.
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frumpsnake posted:The reason you haven't heard of it is that it's a made-for-TV movie that was shot in 2 weeks solely to demonstrate to studio bosses that Salma Hayek could act in English and convince them to approve her casting in Desperado. Someone had to be convinced to put Salma Hayek in Desperado? Was her competition equally smoking hot or what?
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No one in the history of cinema was as hot as Salma Hayek in her prime.
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kiimo posted:No one in the history of cinema was as hot as Salma Hayek in her prime. I dare anyone to watch From Dusk Till Dawn and disagree. That is one ridiculously beautiful woman.
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The poster for Oliver Stone's new movie just came out. (sorry for the giant Joblo watermark) That layout looks familiar... 
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How do you pronounce saxges?
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:This is incredible. I almost want to buy it as an avatar, and I have avatars turned off.
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Robert Denby posted:The poster for Oliver Stone's new movie just came out. I know this is a blatant Babel rip-off but I kinda like the colours in this one. Also, I really did think it said Saxges.
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Robert Denby posted:The poster for Oliver Stone's new movie just came out. Travolta looks bizarre.
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Robert Denby posted:Looks great until you hit Travolta at the bottom. What an awful shot/photoshop/child's painting of him.
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AFewBricksShy posted:Travolta looks bizarre. When doesn't he?
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Also, I really did think it said Saxges. You people are dumb, it's clearly SAXAGES.
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MariusLecter posted:You people are dumb, it's clearly SAXAGES. A documentary about the saxophone and its history?
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Madkal posted:A documentary about the saxophone and its history? How to make sausages with a saxophone.
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Or how to make sex with a sausagephone.
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How to make a saxophone out of sausages.
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