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Der Shovel posted:One of the biggest lost opportunities I can remember is when they made a 30 Rock porn parody. Predictably it was called "THIS AIN'T 30 ROCK: A XXX PARODY" or something lame like that, when it could have been called XXX Rock. They should have called it Dirty Cock.
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 11:23 |
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Wonderment: The Motion Picture It might also get whimsical.
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 12:45 |
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Brittany Murphy died so she'd never have to look at that poster ever again.
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 13:01 |
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Wonderment: The Motion Picture As poo poo as this looks, you've got to hand it to them: these guys are displaying more emotion than every other poster in this thread combined. I really want to know what McKellen and Eckhart are looking at, because holy gently caress are they excited to be looking at it. Ian McKellen clearly knows what's up, but Eckhart is displaying two expressions on this poster, and they're both saying "Holy poo poo that is amazing!" The smaller of the two probably couldn't even articulate that, he'd just go for "Pfwooaaaah!" That's not a terribly placed lens-flare, that's his mind being literally blown. e: vvv exactly vvv Shanty fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Apr 2, 2012 |
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 13:19 |
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Shanty posted:I really want to know what McKellen and Eckhart are looking at, because holy gently caress are they excited to be looking at it. Ian McKellen clearly knows what's up, but Eckhart is displaying two expressions on this poster, and they're both saying "Holy poo poo that is amazing!" What ever it is, it's obviously so loving wonderful that becoming taller than the tallest trees in the forest doesn't even amaze Eckhart anymore.
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 13:22 |
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Imdb has a few more pictures from this movie, and only one of them isn't of a baffled Aaron Eckhart. http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3516641280/tt0418004
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 13:29 |
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Shanty posted:The smaller of the two probably couldn't even articulate that, he'd just go for "Pfwooaaaah!" That's not a terribly placed lens-flare, that's his mind being literally blown. Thanks to your accurate description I know consider this to be the best loving poster ever.
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 14:44 |
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Shanty posted:Imdb has a few more pictures from this movie, and only one of them isn't of a baffled Aaron Eckhart. Its quite possible in the third photo that's him on the screen in the background looking baffled. Which is great because it means not only do we get to see scene after scene of Aarron Eckhart looking baffled, but we also get at least one scene of where we can watch a bunch of other people watch Arron Eckhart looking baffled. What a great movie it must be.
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 15:51 |
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I love the contrast with Brittany Murphy in the middle, because with the other two staring in wonderment and sheer ecstasy, it makes her expression look like "I guess...?"
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 17:24 |
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dr_rat posted:Its quite possible in the third photo that's him on the screen in the background looking baffled. That's Nick Nolte. That movie looks like any of the fantasy films aimed toward young teens, except they couldn't get any young teens to star in it for some reason, so they got Aaron Eckhart instead. I like to imagine that his character is autistic or something.
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 18:52 |
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Professor Clumsy posted:They should have called it Dirty Cock. 30 Rock Hard.
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 18:54 |
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Desperado Bones posted:Thanks ... your ... the best loving poster ever. Well you're welcome dr_rat posted:Its quite possible in the third photo that's him on the screen in the background looking baffled. Which is great because it means not only do we get to see scene after scene of Aarron Eckhart looking baffled, but we also get at least one scene of where we can watch a bunch of other people watch Arron Eckhart looking baffled. Actually, I think that's Eckhart in the foreground to the left. At least, imdb tells us that he's in the shot. The thing is, he look absolutely bored out of his skull in this scene. Like "Man I wish I was back looking at that thing with Ian McKellen and not at Brittany Murphy and I guess Nic Nolte's giant face." It's also great that you can tell that the three faces on the poster were just taken straight from those four other shots.
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 19:02 |
TheBigBudgetSequel posted:30 Rock Hard. Thirty Cocks.
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 19:16 |
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Role Play McMurphy posted:Parody porn titles are the hackiest of hacky jokes.
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 23:16 |
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Hrafninn Sýgur
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Role Play McMurphy posted:No, imaginary porn titles are. Like I said, the real ones are all boring poo poo these days. The real 30 Rock porno was just called "30 Rock: A XXX Parody"
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 23:40 |
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kiimo posted:Hey you guys Steve Guttenberg totally looks like this now... You missed the best part. On the cast list down the right hand side is ". . . Jeffrey Ross with Jeffrey Ross . . ."
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# ? Apr 2, 2012 23:48 |
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I get the feeling they're trying to sell this early Rodriguez by making a connection with Rodriguez's other movie, Sin City... Whether that connection is actually there or not. Just a guess. Hey, where's my First Time On Laserdisc edition?
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I get the feeling they're trying to sell this early Rodriguez by making a connection with Rodriguez's other movie, Sin City... Whether that connection is actually there or not. I like how the "First time on blu ray" is much glossier than the "First time on DVD".
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 15:26 |
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Professor Clumsy posted:I like how the "First time on blu ray" is much glossier than the "First time on DVD". It's the same image, one is just rendered in higher definition
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 15:35 |
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I saw this at Best Buy last week and was completely baffled by it. I have literally never heard of this movie, which is surprising given how much I loved "El Mariachi" and "Desperado" as a teenager. Has anyone here seen it?
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 17:56 |
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The reason you haven't heard of it is that it's a made-for-TV movie that was shot in 2 weeks solely to demonstrate to studio bosses that Salma Hayek could act in English and convince them to approve her casting in Desperado.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 18:15 |
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That's the meanest I've ever seen Arquette look.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 18:26 |
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frumpsnake posted:The reason you haven't heard of it is that it's a made-for-TV movie that was shot in 2 weeks solely to demonstrate to studio bosses that Salma Hayek could act in English and convince them to approve her casting in Desperado. Someone had to be convinced to put Salma Hayek in Desperado? Was her competition equally smoking hot or what?
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 19:02 |
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No one in the history of cinema was as hot as Salma Hayek in her prime.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 19:05 |
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kiimo posted:No one in the history of cinema was as hot as Salma Hayek in her prime. I dare anyone to watch From Dusk Till Dawn and disagree. That is one ridiculously beautiful woman.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 19:42 |
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The poster for Oliver Stone's new movie just came out. (sorry for the giant Joblo watermark) That layout looks familiar...
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 21:34 |
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How do you pronounce saxges?
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 21:45 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:This is incredible. I almost want to buy it as an avatar, and I have avatars turned off.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 21:45 |
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Robert Denby posted:The poster for Oliver Stone's new movie just came out. I know this is a blatant Babel rip-off but I kinda like the colours in this one. Also, I really did think it said Saxges.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 22:06 |
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Robert Denby posted:The poster for Oliver Stone's new movie just came out. Travolta looks bizarre.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 22:10 |
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Robert Denby posted:Looks great until you hit Travolta at the bottom. What an awful shot/photoshop/child's painting of him.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 22:14 |
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AFewBricksShy posted:Travolta looks bizarre. When doesn't he?
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 22:19 |
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Also, I really did think it said Saxges. You people are dumb, it's clearly SAXAGES.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 22:21 |
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MariusLecter posted:You people are dumb, it's clearly SAXAGES. A documentary about the saxophone and its history?
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 22:31 |
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Madkal posted:A documentary about the saxophone and its history? How to make sausages with a saxophone.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 22:35 |
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It sounds like a textile-manufacturing conglomerate.
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# ? Apr 3, 2012 22:56 |
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Or how to make sex with a sausagephone.
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How to make a saxophone out of sausages.
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