Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


NoneMoreNegative posted:

If you haven't visited http://www.wrongsideoftheart.com/ before, you should...


Awesome, or Awesome?


I looooove this one. loving awesome! Like I said before, I adore the art in old posters.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Irish Taxi Driver
Sep 12, 2004

We're just gonna open our tool palette and... get some entities... how about some nice happy trees? We'll put them near this barn. Give that cow some shade... There.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Actually, a giant pacific octopus will gently caress your poo poo up. While slow to anger, if they do come after you they can easily drown you. Their intelligence really shows in that the few times they've attacked divers, they frequently try and pull the divers regulator out of their mouth. The big ones too will frequently attack and eat sharks.

At the Seattle aquarium a couple years ago, fish started disappearing in their large tank. They figured it was the sharks doing it and set up a camera to record and double check.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOEZh1Lbbg

It was not.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Irish Taxi Driver posted:

At the Seattle aquarium a couple years ago, fish started disappearing in their large tank. They figured it was the sharks doing it and set up a camera to record and double check.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOEZh1Lbbg

It was not.

Octopus camouflage will always be amazing to watch. It's so perfect in both the detail and the transition speed. Incredibly creepy and beautiful at the same time.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Lobok posted:

Octopus camouflage will always be amazing to watch. It's so perfect in both the detail and the transition speed. Incredibly creepy and beautiful at the same time.

Hell yeah! There's that one amazing video of a small octopus hidden in some fan coral or something, and you literally can not see it whatsoever until it suddenly changes color and jets away. Even after you watch it, you can replay it and you still can't pick out exactly where it is, it's camouflaged so perfectly.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Desperado Bones posted:

I looooove this one. loving awesome! Like I said before, I adore the art in old posters.

I surprised at how swanky some of those porno movie posters are. The artists who did that put some loving effort into something I don't think much people paid attention to.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Holy poo poo, I remember this poster! :aaa: I would always stumble with it when I wandered in the video rental store as a child.

Good memories...

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Here's that octopus vid. Octopus out of loving nowhere!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmDTtkZlMwM

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Here's that octopus vid. Octopus out of loving nowhere!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmDTtkZlMwM

This is actually taken from one of the TED Talks collections that just went up on Netflix, I watched it earlier in the week. Awesome stuff.

OppyDoppyDopp
Feb 17, 2012

Embiggen posted:

This poster makes sense if you assume that the killer being referred to is Captain Casewell.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Soonmot posted:

This is actually taken from one of the TED Talks collections that just went up on Netflix, I watched it earlier in the week. Awesome stuff.

I just noticed that when I posted this particular clip, but the octo footage in question has been around for quite a while now. I know I've seen it at least 5 years ago. Cool though that one of the TED speakers picked up on this amazing piece of footage and did a talk about their camouflage capabilities.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Here's that octopus vid. Octopus out of loving nowhere!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmDTtkZlMwM

I like to imagine that as the people in the audience are clapping in amazement, the octopus is in attendance in a nice suit feeling pretty good about himself.

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

kiimo posted:

Hey you guys Steve Guttenberg totally looks like this now...






And not at all like this...




poo poo, he looks better in the second picture. Also, I hate that thing where the credits border the poster like that. It's hard enough to read them as is!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Lobok posted:

I like to imagine that as the people in the audience are clapping in amazement, the octopus is in attendance in a nice suit feeling pretty good about himself.

I could see that happening.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Lobok posted:

I like to imagine that as the people in the audience are clapping in amazement, the octopus is in attendance in a nice suit feeling pretty good about himself.

And I like to imagine that playing out like a scene from Ocotad.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
The best/most terrifying thing I learned about octopi was that there was an experiment where they had two of them in a tank, separated by a clear glass partition. They gave one of them a jar with a fish inside. The octopus feels around for a bit, gradually works out how to unscrew the jar and eats the fish.

They put a jar with a fish on the other side. The other octopus instantly unscrews it and eats the fish inside.

They learn by watching. This is huge in the animal kingdom.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Maxwell Lord posted:

They learn by watching. This is huge in the animal kingdom.

I don't get it, how is that big? Any animals that learn things learn by watching, usually by watching their mother or fellow pack members.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I don't get it, how is that big? Any animals that learn things learn by watching, usually by watching their mother or fellow pack members.

Octopus learn really loving fast. What might take another animal a few times of watching to get, they get in a second. Smart motherfuckers.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Okay, yeah, if their learning is that fast that's pretty drat cool. I always thought their real show of insight was in problem solving and figuring out problems on their own with no help.

Wasn't there another story at a marine research lab where they kept coming in in the morning to find fish were missing out of one of their tanks. They eventually set up a webcam at night and saw that an octopus in another tank not only figured out how to open the hatch on his tank, he would get out, crawl over to the other tank, and then steal a fish from that tank. After he was done, he would return to his tank and then close the latch behind him.


This is the weirdest/coolest derail I've seen in a while.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Screw Planet of the Apes, it's the cephalopods you gotta watch out for :tinfoil:

Bagelsport
Nov 14, 2005

I picked up a doctor - he's good with a knife
Says anaesthetic's a waste
of his time

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

Octopus learn really loving fast. What might take another animal a few times of watching to get, they get in a second. Smart motherfuckers.

This may be because octopuses lack proprioception, meaning that they already need to use visual information to study the effects of their own arm movements. Watching another octopus solve a problem might actually be a similar experience to actually solving the problem itself.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

404GoonNotFound posted:

Screw Planet of the Apes, it's the cephalopods you gotta watch out for :tinfoil:

I maintain that it is only their short life span that has so far prevented this.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Octopi are also avid soccer fans.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Embiggen posted:

Thanks for the link, this site is great. Apparently in the 30s there was a documentary about a guy stabbing everything in the ocean:



I love the style of vintage creature feature posters, but a cranky turtle and a goofy-looking octopus? Those are some of the least menacing sea monsters ever.

I just watched this. It's actually no bullshit the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.

Crosspost from general chat:

quote:

I can't get over it. Holy poo poo. It's a documentary about a guy who fancies himself a "sheriff" of the sea, and he goes around murdering apex predators and really anything that he just doesn't like. There's this amazing 12 foot tiger shark, and he dives in and stabs it to death just for the fun of it. Also, this:

"Octopus! The devil fish! Slimy, slithery, hateful. A foul monstrosity in a grotesque world! A loathsome nightmare that lurks with hideous peril for the diver."

Reminder, this is a documentary.

Meanwhile, the narration goes on and on about how these mighty beasts of the sea are everywhere and threatening the waters SHUT UP YOU gently caress, YOU ARE THE REASON WE DON'T HAVE FISH LIKE THAT ON THE COAST ANYMORE.

They also throw in some racism because why not? The guy has a "darkie sailor" cook named Evolution, and they dub over all his dialogue with that loving "yassuh boss" poo poo and all his scenes are obviously staged pratfalls.

There's also a running bit about how when our hero dives into the water to murder a fish, he takes his pants off. It's supposed to be badass - "the trousers come off and the knife comes out!" - but it's literally a Trailer Park Boys joke, all I could think of was Randy's fat rear end falling all over the yard.

There's a pretty good book about the age of shark fishing called In the Slick of the Cricket, about how the men who loved the sea ended up destroying it. This movie is like a counterpoint - it's a man who hates the sea ruining it. It's only the second movie I've ever given a zero to on Criticker. The first is Electrocuting an Elephant. They're functionally identical.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Holy moley, I've gotta see that.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Seperated at birth?



Also, this looks like a 90s video game box cover for a Carmageddon sequel.



Just terrible.



Is that Willis with... some grandpa hair? And is that supposed to be Joseph Gordon Levitt?

And why are they all angular like a Max Payne character?

Dissapointed Owl fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Apr 6, 2012

Citizen Insane
Oct 7, 2004

We come in to the world and we have to go, but we do not go merely to serve the turn of one enemy or another.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Here's that octopus vid. Octopus out of loving nowhere!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmDTtkZlMwM

My favourite octopus video remains the one where one of the clever beasties steals a scuba diver's camera and swims off with it. Octopuses are the best. :3:

csidle
Jul 31, 2007

Dissapointed Owl posted:



Is that Willis with... some grandpa hair? And is that supposed to be Joseph Gordon Levitt?

And why are they all angular like a Max Payne character?
Woooowwwww holy poo poo that's Max Payne at the top. That poster also isn't so bad!

LARGE THE HEAD
Sep 1, 2009

"Competitive greatness is when you play your best against the best."

"Learn as if you were to live forever; live as if you were to die tomorrow."

--John Wooden
That's not that great of a poster but you'd better believe I'm excited for a Rian Johnson film with JGL and Bruce Willis.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

quote:

In a futuristic gangland, a killer (Gordon-Levitt) works for a mob in the year 2042 and kills people who are sent from the year 2072. He recognizes one victim (Willis) as himself and hesitates, resulting in the escape of his older self.

ScipioAfro
Feb 21, 2011

csidle posted:

Woooowwwww holy poo poo that's Max Payne at the top. That poster also isn't so bad!

And it's Max Payne 3 at the bottom too.

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

Dissapointed Owl posted:



Is that Willis with... some grandpa hair? And is that supposed to be Joseph Gordon Levitt?

And why are they all angular like a Max Payne character?

The "angular" edges of the people is because the designer who clipped the background out of the photos is terrible at using Photoshop. It looks like he used the 6+ year old method of using a bezier path rather than the more up-to-date quick-selection/refine-edge layer masking (which deals much better with hair detailing and allows for manual adjustments after the fact). He/she definitely messed up JGL's cheekbone, and the photos look kinda blurry to start with. But yeah, it would be a good poster if it weren't for that.

Photoshop education! :science:

PS, Rian Johnson director? I am totally on board, Brick and Brothers Bloom were great.

f#a# fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Apr 7, 2012

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

f#a# posted:

PS, Rian Johnson director? I am totally on board, Brick and Brothers Bloom were great.

Shane Carruth, the director/writer/etc. of Primer, was a technical consultant on the film too. So, like, quadruple on board.


Dissapointed Owl posted:

And is that supposed to be Joseph Gordon Levitt?

And why are they all angular like a Max Payne character?

The makeup or prosthetics they're using to make JGL look more Willis-y is probably contributing to that. I just hope it looks good when filmed. The photos make it look a little 'eh'.

LesterGroans fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Apr 7, 2012

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Cobra Commander and GI Joe in the same movie? Directed by the guy who did Brothers Bloom?

Holy poo poo.


1stGear posted:

Octopi are also avid soccer fans.

gently caress Paul so much. Ruined the World Cup for me. (ok maybe it was Germany that ruined it but Paul didn't help)

Happy Noodle Boy fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Apr 7, 2012

not trolled not crying
Jan 29, 2007

21st Century Awezome Man
You are about to get arrowed:


echoplex
Mar 5, 2008

Stainless Style
What a crap tagline that is for Hanna.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Missed this one, mate.

not trolled not crying
Jan 29, 2007

21st Century Awezome Man

Vagabundo posted:

Missed this one, mate.



Ha! I knew there was at least one more, but I just couldn't remember it. Now I am analyzing those arrow posters and wondering do they obey the same rule "you can't point your weapons right at the viewer" and I guess they do. But they sure are staring right into my soul, so I am dead anyways.

not trolled not crying fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Apr 7, 2012

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Kush posted:

You are about to get arrowed:




This makes me think of a movie about aging rival archery champions. Now they each have a teenage daughter who are also archers, and the competition between them is reignited through the girls.

Also, one of the archers is Pentagon employee Maximus who is secretly an immortal champion of Zeus.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Vagabundo posted:

Missed this one, mate.



There's also this:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
And this



f#a# posted:

The "angular" edges of the people is because the designer who clipped the background out of the photos is terrible at using Photoshop. It looks like he used the 6+ year old method of using a bezier path rather than the more up-to-date quick-selection/refine-edge layer masking (which deals much better with hair detailing and allows for manual adjustments after the fact). He/she definitely messed up JGL's cheekbone, and the photos look kinda blurry to start with. But yeah, it would be a good poster if it weren't for that.

Photoshop education! :science:

I meant, why did they let this be made public looking like that. :v:

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply