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Shaggar posted:actually its the unix thats poo poo. also dont use non-oracle vms don't use non-oracle OSes
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Shaggar posted:actually its the unix thats poo poo. also dont use non-oracle vms i think diablojdk is a oracle jvm. anyways you can get around all that by just using openjdk? which is by oracle but open source? so whats the difference? idk
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openjdk is not a real jdk
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Apr 27, 2012 18:18
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its by oracle
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if it isnt hotspot or jrockit its not java
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Apr 27, 2012 18:20
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ppp posted:its by oracle no its sun discards
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Apr 27, 2012 18:20
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openjdk is oracle like openoffice and mysql are oracle.
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oh oracle the company, not the hypothetical question-answering one
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Apr 27, 2012 18:38
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Shaggar posted:openjdk is oracle like openoffice and mysql are oracle. i dare you to say openoffice is anything but terrible
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Apr 27, 2012 18:40
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ppp posted:i dont think ill ever use emacs if it switches to clojure Emacs will never not be Elisp. There's millions of lines of Emacs code.
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newreply.php posted:i dare you to say openoffice is anything but terrible openoffice is terrible but libreoffice is great
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j/k all wysiwyg office programs are poo poo for Serious Document Preparation
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newreply.php posted:i dare you to say openoffice is anything but terrible e: nvm, stupid
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yeah they're all terrible sun things that oracle got along w/ their purchase but doesnt give any shits about
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Fren posted:Emacs will never not be Elisp. There's millions of lines of Emacs code. it was a hypothetical statement
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BonzoESC posted:whiny ruby/erlang crank who is a good friend of mine does he victor-post less in real life? http://www.unlimitednovelty.com/2012/04/introducing-dcell-actor-based.html (make a bingo card out of this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallacies_of_Distributed_Computing ) (he also doesn't understand rest, but then again, that's p. common)
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tef posted:does he victor-post less in real life? yeah we mostly drink and karaoke
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lout > latex
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gout >>> gaytex
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no idea what >>> does, probably some php poo poo
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Apr 27, 2012 20:36
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$ ./perl6 > 1 >>> 4 Missing << or >> > 1 >>><< 4 False > :I "I" => Bool::True >
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TiMBuS posted:$ ./perl6 lol
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Apr 28, 2012 00:52
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its still th best language but gosh thats hairy lookin
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(shamelessly stolen from coc) so what do you think this does: php:<? echo get_current_user(); ?> PHP posted:Returns the name of the owner of the current PHP script. ...oh. okay, so how is this accomplished? php:<?
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Sweevo posted:no idea what >>> does, probably some php poo poo >>> copies the file (any file containing a method matched by whatevers left of the operator) to a file named whatever is on the right of the operator
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Gentle Autist posted:Programmers > 40 how much has your job changed over the course of your career
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Luigi Thirty posted:
you can put commands inside `s to run them like php:<? echo `whoami`; ?>
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Gazpacho posted:i bet my career on desktop development, then over the last 10 years it has all gone away leaving me literally in the same career position as a trained photofinisher, beating my head against recruiting agencies who want to know if i can agile in agile owned
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Teh boners
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z0ratio fartboner posted:owned learn from my story
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it really really pisses me off that browsers have just sort of evolved into this universal application platform
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backend's the future btw. let the kids do the graphic poo poo just provide a sw8 api and leave
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rotor posted:it really really pisses me off that browsers have just sort of evolved into this universal application platform its kinda lame agreed
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Carthag posted:backend's the future btw. let the kids do the graphic poo poo just provide a sw8 api and leave here's the data make it pretty
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Inverse Icarus posted:here's the data not my job
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Carthag posted:backend's the future btw i say this to all teh ladies 
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its sort of the equivalent of riding lawnmowers slowly over a decade becoming the standard mode of transportation with all this carlike poo poo crudely welded onto the sides and now your actual car can't drive on the tiny little roads and every time someone raves about some great feature of their new mower like "hey did you hear? the new model John Deeres have these lamps that let you safely drive in the dark so you don't have to carry a flashlight with you! they're called 'headlights!!!" you look back on your audi or lexus or whatever and die a little inside
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Resident Erlang sperg here.BonzoESC posted:the back story for that is pretty hilarious The whole thread was a drat trainwreck, which then prompted the 'Erlang is a ghetto' blog post by Tony.
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z0ratio fartboner posted:i say this to all teh ladies 
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