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TetsuoTW posted:I saw this poster in a theatre tonight, I'm just going to leave it here for y'all: I'm curious if that movie delivers on its tagline.
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Apparently the first movie was called "Love In A Puff", and this is the sequel, "Love In The Buff". Just seems like some engrish ad wizard accidentally put "butt" instead.
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Apr 29, 2012 01:05
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Dissapointed Owl posted:
A pretty lousy type of film we release here in Canada every so often that's basically "Aren't the Maritimes such a kooky place fill with such odd, endearing characters?!", that then gets roundly ignored. (just like the Maritimes,  )Also, I hate Molly Parker.
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Gonz posted:What in the goddamn? "More than just a number." -"Really? What's its name?" "Otter 501."
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:A pretty lousy type of film we release here in Canada every so often that's basically "Aren't the Maritimes such a kooky place fill with such odd, endearing characters?!", that then gets roundly ignored. (just like the Maritimes, How can you hate Deadwood?
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Apr 29, 2012 02:13
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Gonz posted:Apparently the first movie was called "Love In A Puff", and this is the sequel, "Love In The Buff".
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Apr 29, 2012 07:53
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Moe_Rahn posted:I think it's just a poor font choice, compare the last two letters to the lowercase t in "the". They aren't the same, but those f's look really close to t's.
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Apr 29, 2012 09:26
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International poster for Spider-Man. It gives us a much better look at the costume than the other ones, but nothing amazing (har har) about it. He still looks like he just went and rolled around in a vat of lard as well.
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Apr 29, 2012 10:12
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That's some perspective. What the hell is he standing on?
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Apr 29, 2012 10:20
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Also, the complete set (apparently) of the character posters for Expendables 2. I've put the returning cast members first, with the new bunch of actors added to the series at the end.           
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Apr 29, 2012 10:21
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Wouldn't kill them to smile, would it.
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Apr 29, 2012 10:31
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LtKenFrankenstein posted:I find most 'posters' in this style pretty stupid and obnoxious, but this one really takes the cake. I like the idea. Maybe if they change the colors this could work.
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Apr 29, 2012 10:49
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Gonz posted:
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Apr 29, 2012 11:00
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Vagabundo posted:International poster for Spider-Man. It gives us a much better look at the costume than the other ones, but nothing amazing (har har) about it. He still looks like he just went and rolled around in a vat of lard as well. I like the spider emblem in the street layout behind him... but yeah, weird perspective.
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Apr 29, 2012 11:12
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Hips are overrated.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Hips are overrated. You're right, he doesn't have any. If you cut the image off just before the (non)hips it'd look fine.
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Apr 29, 2012 11:20
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Maybe it's hard to smile when red rain is falling.
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Apr 29, 2012 11:46
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Vagabundo posted:Jet Li is watching you poop.
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Apr 29, 2012 11:50
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That midsection looks like it smacks of  . Seriously, the web weave on the costume just stops at his chest then goes straight down. I know that vertical lines make you appear taller and skinnier, but come on.
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Alhazred posted:Is it wrong that I once wrote a horror story about the buddies? And it had that monkey from The Hangover 2 and Community. I guess.
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Apr 29, 2012 12:34
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For the life of me, I cannot figure out Arnold's gun in that poster.
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oldpainless posted:For the life of me, I cannot figure out Arnold's gun in that poster. AA-12 shotgun. Same as Terry Crews.
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oldpainless posted:For the life of me, I cannot figure out Arnold's gun in that poster.
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Young Freud posted:AA-12 shotgun. Same as Terry Crews. What is on the left-side of the barrel?
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Has Stallone had more plastic surgery that fixed the trainwreck that is his face, or did they basically use a picture of him from 20 years ago? Dude is looking pretty fresh-faced in that poster. Seems like more than even heavy photoshopping could accomplish considering he was starting to look like some patchwork frankensteins monster.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Has Stallone had more plastic surgery that fixed the trainwreck that is his face, or did they basically use a picture of him from 20 years ago? Dude is looking pretty fresh-faced in that poster. Seems like more than even heavy photoshopping could accomplish considering he was starting to look like some patchwork frankensteins monster. Don't be fooled, he still looks like a skinned ape.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Has Stallone had more plastic surgery that fixed the trainwreck that is his face, or did they basically use a picture of him from 20 years ago? Dude is looking pretty fresh-faced in that poster. Seems like more than even heavy photoshopping could accomplish considering he was starting to look like some patchwork frankensteins monster. It seems like he lost weight or something?
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Apr 29, 2012 19:29
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Stare-Out posted:That's some perspective. What the hell is he standing on? Out of all the posters where characters are standing at impossible angles, Spider-Man is one character who actually could be.
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Apr 29, 2012 21:45
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Lobok posted:Out of all the posters where characters are standing at impossible angles, Spider-Man is one character who actually could be. Yeah, I figured it was obvious he was just standing on a building.
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Apr 29, 2012 22:10
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Vagabundo posted:All I can see is the guy with his mouth sewed shut from Hocus Pocus
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Apr 29, 2012 22:52
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Vagabundo posted:No joke, put that image of Terry Crews on any movie poster, I will see that movie. Also: Van Damme makes a rad Albert Wesker.
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Crowetron posted:Also: Van Damme makes a rad Albert Wesker. For those not in the know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk3E2wHUvgA JCVD as Wesker would be an amazing villain for Expendables 2.
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Apr 30, 2012 00:43
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I'm just glad to see Van Damme in a ridiculous 80's style action movie again, even if he's playing the villain.
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I will pay any amount of money for that Terry Crews poster. I don't care if the movie is hot garbage, I want that poster. Maybe the theater I work at will get one in because goddamn.
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Apr 30, 2012 07:06
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I can only imagine Crews trying to sing A Thousand Miles while wasting the enemies in that poster.
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Apr 30, 2012 07:13
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I know I'm almost certainly the only one here, but seeing SCHWARZENEGGER plastered onto a new movie brought a huge grin to my face, even if it's technically not his film.
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Uncertain Frog posted:I know I'm almost certainly the only one here, but seeing SCHWARZENEGGER plastered onto a new movie brought a huge grin to my face, even if it's technically not his film. All I have ever wanted to see is Schwarzenegger reprising his role in a sequal to Junior featuring The Muppet Babies. I don't know why your post reminded me of this great personal shame, but it did.
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Nah, I also have a soft spot for Schwarzenegger, so seeing a poster with him makes me smile. Hello, old friend 
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