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CaptainMeatpants posted:going to school for computers was literally, sincerely, unambiguously the worst decision of my life 
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May 1, 2012 00:00
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CaptainMeatpants posted:going to school for computers was literally, sincerely, unambiguously the worst decision of my life what would you rather do
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May 1, 2012 00:03
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pascal never caught on because it was designed as a teaching language. Scheme never caught on either. also lol @ 1 based arrays
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May 1, 2012 00:05
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CaptainMeatpants posted:going to school for computers was literally, sincerely, unambiguously the worst decision of my life maybe u should have gone to a school for people instead
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May 1, 2012 00:05
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rotor posted:pascal never caught on because it was designed as a teaching language. Scheme never caught on either. turbo pascal was a really nice language but lol borland
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May 1, 2012 00:06
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rotor posted:pascal never caught on because it was designed as a teaching language. Scheme never caught on either. lua has those and it makes zero difference at all unless you're a big baby
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May 1, 2012 00:06
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ahhh spiders posted:lua has those and it makes zero difference at all unless you're a big baby lua has 1.0 based arrays 
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May 1, 2012 00:09
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tef posted:lua has 1.0 based arrays big deal
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May 1, 2012 00:12
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Rufo posted:maybe u should have gone to a school for people instead
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May 1, 2012 00:12
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JawnV6 posted:let sall listen to sulk  also, reminder that Anal Volcano still needs to learn some languages that aren't javascript, also that just because you can make lovely 10 year old desktop applications in your browser doesn't mean you should.
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May 1, 2012 00:13
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tef posted:lua has 1.0 based arrays so does R kind of > v = 1:10 > v[1:6 / 2] [1] 1 1 2 2 3 
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May 1, 2012 00:18
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in perl you can configure the base index to be any positive number perl superiority
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May 1, 2012 00:26
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homercles posted:in perl you can configure the base index to be any positive number who cares
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May 1, 2012 00:27
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homercles posted:in perl you can configure the base index to be any positive number make it 5, just 5.
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May 1, 2012 00:36
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CaptainMeatpants posted:going to school for computers was literally, sincerely, unambiguously the worst decision of my life afterwords: congratulations, here's your degree, we hope you enjoy wiping your rear end with it s t e m tell your kids hey sure it sucks but let me tell you it could always be worse!!!!
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May 1, 2012 00:39
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true story this indian intern at work has latched on to me as the go-to guy for help about unix and basically how to do his job half the time which is cool but annoying but he started asking me a million questions about how to use Awk so I ended up just walked over to his desk and sliding over my copy of the O'reilly Awk/Sed book and told him to read it. That was a week ago and today he came to me about a quarter of the way thru it (I'm proud) and asked me about some typographical error and wondered if it was part of the syntax he was misunderstanding. At least he is thorough.
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May 1, 2012 00:42
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tef posted:lua has 1.0 based arrays it has 1.0 "based" hash tables; there is no array type
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May 1, 2012 00:48
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basedgod array
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May 1, 2012 00:50
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Otto Skorzeny posted:it has 1.0 "based" hash tables; there is no array type actually in lua parlance, they're called tablesand they're part hash, part array (in 5.0+)http://www.jucs.org/jucs_11_7/the_implementation_of_lua/jucs_11_7_1159_1176_defigueiredo.pdf
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May 1, 2012 00:54
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homercles posted:in perl you can configure the base index to be any positive number you can do this in visual basic using dim http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/aa243352(v=vs.60).aspx
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May 1, 2012 00:56
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homercles posted:in perl you can configure the base index to be any positive number stop it your making perl sound poo poo
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May 1, 2012 00:57
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homercles posted:in perl you can configure the base index to be any positive number excusee mee pleasee usee aa reall programmingg languagee likee rexx
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May 1, 2012 00:59
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Rufo posted:stop it your making perl sound poo poo perl's great quote:To reanimate the program, its parse tree must be reconstructed. This phase exists only if code generation occurred and you chose to generate bytecode. Perl must first reconstitute its parse trees from that bytecode sequence before the program can run. Perl does not run directly from the bytecodes; that would be slow.
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May 1, 2012 01:06
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cjs: never assign a software development task to a bunch of hardware engineers "oh, you want a highly-available service to query network capacities? ok, we have written you a c++ api that reads this custom-format binary blob from network filesystem, enjoy!!"
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May 1, 2012 01:06
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oops, wrong thread, gently caress it. yospos bitch.
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May 1, 2012 01:08
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seriously programming perl ownsquote:Basically, it's easier to run an economy where you assume everyone owns what they own, rather than assuming that everyone owns everything. Not that people aren't expected to share in a capitalist economy, or peculate[1] in a communist economy. These things tend toward the middle. Socialism happens. But with large groups of people, sharing everything by default only works when you have a "head chef" with a big meat cleaver who thinks he owns everything.
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May 1, 2012 01:14
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HORATIO HORNBLOWER posted:i have two words for you man, liberal loving arts ok? if you never suffered through some uptight dyke lecturing you on feminist Marxist deconstructionist perspectives on henry james "the portrait of a lady" aka the most boring loving book of all time, you don't get to complain instead its a lumpy graybeard lecturing you on the finer points of Linux for 3 hours
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May 1, 2012 01:16
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sorry you idiots didn't enjoy your higher education
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May 1, 2012 01:53
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passionate dongs posted:sorry you idiots didn't enjoy your higher education
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May 1, 2012 02:02
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seriously, im gradiating with a BS in CS in a week or 2. Sure, some of the classes were bunk, and most of the other students were terrible people, but I deffo learned a bunch and a lot of the classes were interesting.
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May 1, 2012 02:03
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Report back on how much of it you actually use/need at work tyvm
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May 1, 2012 02:05
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MononcQc posted:Report back on how much of it you actually use/need at work tyvm smart > stupid cause smart enables lazy
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May 1, 2012 02:06
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i am actually sorry i didn't enjoy it how did you know
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May 1, 2012 02:09
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trex eaterofcadrs posted:smart > stupid cause smart enables lazy Don't get me wrong, I love learning poo poo and it rules. It's just that it seems a crapload of people come out with a CS degree and end up being code janitors and never need more math or algorithms than using cross-multiplication and stdlib algorithms, then go 'welp' at their education because 90% of the work is making sure business rules are implemented right, then 5% is politics and 4% is arguing about indentation. The remaining 1% is filling your time sheet. If you get to work on fun stuff relevant to your studies, then it rules.
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MononcQc posted:Report back on how much of it you actually use/need at work tyvm well i've been working fulltime for the university as a dev for almost a year, and tbh that't hasn't exactly called for much of the algorithm or math knowledge I learned. It's an entry level job though and also I don't pay tuition. I'm probably going to stay here and get a masters while it's free, mostly because I want to, also maybe that would be useful in getting a more interesting job down the line.
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May 1, 2012 02:13
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I can totally make a thing that stores a webform in a database and then displays the data elsewhere though.
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May 1, 2012 02:14
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people got too many fuckin degrees imho
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May 1, 2012 02:18
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tef posted:actually in lua parlance, they're called tablesand they're part hash, part array this is cool thanks
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Sniep posted:true story this indian intern at work has latched on to me as the go-to guy for help about unix and basically how to do his job half the time which is cool but annoying but he started asking me a million questions about how to use Awk so I ended up just walked over to his desk and sliding over my copy of the O'reilly Awk/Sed book and told him to read it. this is a problem? today i was explaining how to call a certain method in one of our ruby libraries and i sent the guy a link to our internal documentation website and he was like "i should really get myself added to that group so i can see the documentation on that page" and i died a little
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