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Nomnom Cookie posted:shitrotorsays.txt nice comeback, rotor is old, interesting
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be a cool dude who can write code in any language
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May 7, 2012 01:41
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rotor posted:nice comeback, rotor is old, interesting ur old I didn't know that!!  i only meant your wrong but if yo uare old too than that makes a lot of cents!!!
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May 7, 2012 01:42
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May 7, 2012 01:43
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that's my feeling as well
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May 7, 2012 01:43
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ahhh spiders posted:why are you changing the same string so many times? get it right the first time literally choked on some water reading this
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May 7, 2012 02:02
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Seems like people are sperging out aggressively about poo poo that's only applicable in a very narrow set of circumstances, interesting It's as though they just assume all of their assumptions are absolute truths
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May 7, 2012 03:32
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Gentle Autist posted:Seems like people are sperging out aggressively about poo poo that's only applicable in a very narrow set of circumstances, interesting
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May 7, 2012 03:36
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Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
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May 7, 2012 03:37
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I'm doing the Stanford logic course on coursera it's pretty cool
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May 7, 2012 03:41
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Web platform of the future: R running under rApache
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May 7, 2012 04:19
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pfffft its just a language don't get all messed up about it everyone has their fav or the one they are best at or their first love when they got their first atari and plugged its rf converter lovingly into the back of the television and it was a magical, beautiful, sexual thing... but its not like you are trapped on an island with it or married to it or something
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May 7, 2012 04:35
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i wrote a CGI app in R, it literally ran a new R process for every request and is the most horrifying thing ever it was only used very briefly for one specific thing and worked fine and will never be used again but i'm still tempted to rewrite it all so nobody finds out how it actually worked
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May 7, 2012 04:35
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R is a complete monster and i use it constantly and it's growing like crazy and has a billion packages to do useful stats crap but holy christ do not let anyone ever tell you it's anything but retarded as a language edit: Evaluating the Design of the R Language http://www.cs.purdue.edu/homes/jv/pubs/ecoop12.pdf "adding an extra (and unneeded) return statement or a pair of parentheses () will impact performance in a noticeable way" what the gently caress PENETRATION TESTS fucked around with this message at 04:42 on May 7, 2012 |
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May 7, 2012 04:38
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PENETRATION TESTS posted:R is a complete monster and i use it constantly and it's growing like crazy and has a billion packages to do useful stats crap i had some r poo poo that made a webpage with some boss control charts on it so i could tell what happened in the fab while i was drooling on my pillow sleeping all night and it is the tits for making charts
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May 7, 2012 04:40
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kwinkles posted:pfffft its just a language don't get all messed up about it obviously and i'm learning lua cause it does do some things i'm intrigued by but drat some of their syntactical choices just make my teeth itch cause they're not how i think
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May 7, 2012 05:10
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PENETRATION TESTS posted:i wrote a CGI app in R, it literally ran a new R process for every request and is the most horrifying thing ever
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May 7, 2012 05:15
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yeah I don't care about that CoC argument the CGI overhead was nothing compared to the time it takes R to start, load several libraries (somehow this is really slow?), read in the various files that maintained state ugghhh it was awful
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May 7, 2012 05:22
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PENETRATION TESTS posted:yeah I don't care about that CoC argument use fastcgi and just never exit
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May 7, 2012 05:24
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there is a whole spectrum of faster/more efficient/more complicated and i picked the solution one notch better than pen and paper
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May 7, 2012 05:27
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rotor posted:use fastcgi and just never exit this is in contrast to using a fast girl and exiting as quick as you can - but only of consequence to about 20% of yosposters
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May 7, 2012 05:27
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apparently LuaJIT is really loving fast ...apropos of nothing
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May 7, 2012 05:30
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last bunch of pages have all been "my language is better because *faaaaart" and I hear that all the time so if everyone could either shut up, start posting constructively or at least entertainingly (lol like that's gonna happen) or if we could get this shitheap closed, that would be cool. just stop flinging poo poo and nothing else yall, if you are going to fling poo poo at least fling something interesting too. Are we out of interesting things to fling? (I sure am)
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May 7, 2012 05:42
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Lua ftw, folks
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PENETRATION TESTS posted:R is a complete monster and i use it constantly and it's growing like crazy and has a billion packages to do useful stats crap the answer is clojure + incanter use the best language (a lisp) on the best platform (the jvm) to do cool stats poo poo (via incanter, an R-esque package)
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May 7, 2012 05:54
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trex eaterofcadrs posted:the answer is clojure + incanter are you for real
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May 7, 2012 05:56
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ahhh spiders posted:are you for real all three are good, if you need to do those sorts of things
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May 7, 2012 06:00
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apparently XLISP-STAT was the winning platform in some sense until R came along and people switched over poor lisp
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May 7, 2012 06:03
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R is really good but it's clear to me it's a stats package first and a language second.
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Ronald Raiden posted:last bunch of pages have all been "my language is better because *faaaaart" and I hear that all the time so if everyone could either shut up, start posting constructively or at least entertainingly (lol like that's gonna happen) or if we could get this shitheap closed, that would be cool. how about you shut the gently caress up
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trex eaterofcadrs posted:R is really good but it's clear to me it's a stats package first and a language second. julia is picking up some steam 
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yeah it's promising but gonna be a while before it's worth using
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May 7, 2012 07:06
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PENETRATION TESTS posted:there is a whole spectrum of faster/more efficient/more complicated and i picked the solution one notch better than pen and paper fastcgi is actually stupid simple as long as you've written your poo poo to sit and wait for input instead of start on input then exit also as long as you can get a result quickly
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May 7, 2012 07:13
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R is cool for making charts for your paper you wrote in LaTeX
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May 7, 2012 07:44
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Nomnom Cookie posted:ur old I didn't know that!! your posting is always pretty poo poo but this one in particular was offensively bad. please leave and never return.
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so i guess this is the thread for this. got a fun text from my dad, who wrote visual basic for three years in the 90s:quote:If I wanted to write my own simple web browser, what would be the best language to learn? half an hour later while i'm still trying to wrap my brain around that, i get another quote:Ok looks like the answer is c++ according to what I found online...
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May 7, 2012 13:42
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rotor posted:check it out, its a guy who has never paid attention to what the garbage collector does eh have you done this on the newer generational gcs iirc you can literally create a billion strings in a tight loop and they all get swept away almost immediately without loving up the heap ahhh spiders posted:be a cool dude who can write trivial code in any fotm language
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May 7, 2012 13:43
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rotor posted:how about you shut the gently caress up sorry, that was a drunkpost. carry on thread, i'll quit bitching.
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Sulk posted:all programming languages are terrible hammer/nail sulk/anything
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