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tef
May 30, 2004

-> some l-system crap ->

Werthog posted:

also please get a new avatar already, why do you still have that anime poo poo

I was thinking of getting a new avatar but I am growing attached to this one

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tef
May 30, 2004

-> some l-system crap ->
also nerds are terrible and I hate programming

Tiny Bug Child
Sep 11, 2004

Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror
version control is the worst

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
tf

Opinion Haver
Apr 9, 2007

Werthog posted:

at my last job you could edit svn commit logs after the fact. at my current one we can't, but they also apparently had just switched from visual sourcesafe like a year before i got here

e: here u go http://subversion.apache.org/faq.html#change-log-msg

oh i didn't know you could do that

still doesn't let you do other rebase poo poo like squashing commits together, rearranging them, etc. but yeah this isn't a point for DVCS just a point for version control systems that let you have unpushed commits

the point is use what you like as long as it's not something like rcs or Copy of final build 2.zip



Werthog posted:

also please get a new avatar already, why do you still have that anime poo poo

lol if you don't browse with avatars off for Maximum Posting Bandwidth

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

JawnV6 posted:

:smug: you know how advanced we are? we detected a %50+ degradation in perf

ur move pythonistas

Dear Stack Overflow,

I'm trying to learn how to write 10 page web apps with Django but after years of working with high performance Linux kernel mods I just can't get the hang of not managing memory, concurrency, IPC and storage! What books do you recommend to unlearn these skills?

asked May 8 by retired@40inTO

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lol go back to bay street old man - c0dem0nster69 May 8
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tef
May 30, 2004

-> some l-system crap ->
have you considered learning lisp? it seems it would suit you

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano
im c0dem0nster69

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

yaoi prophet posted:

lol if you don't browse with avatars off for Maximum Posting Bandwidth

i actually do since i do most of my yosposting from work but just knowing that an animetar is posting in yospos still irks me

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

Internaut! posted:

Dear Stack Overflow,

I'm trying to learn how to write 10 page web apps with Django but after years of working with high performance Linux kernel mods I just can't get the hang of not managing memory, concurrency, IPC and storage! What books do you recommend to unlearn these skills?

asked May 8 by retired@40inTO

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lol go back to bay street old man - c0dem0nster69 May 8
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i dont even understand ur mockings

blorpy
Jan 5, 2005

nobody understands them, but they're provocative. they get the sperges going

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Markov Chain Chomp posted:


nobody sees or uses your product ever and you gotta lie to everyone about what you do


My dream job

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
whats on bay street

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
btw guys, pro-tip here, unaligned memory accesses can be slow

i mite get in srs trouble for mentioning such under-the-hood details

CaptainMeatpants
Jun 1, 2010

bay street is canadian wall street

CaptainMeatpants
Jun 1, 2010

its also canadian silicon valley at the same time cause its where all the internet is

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
like aren't u embarassed it took all the way until profits to detect such a srs issue? do you have any semblance of pride in ur craft?

trex eaterofcadrs
Jun 17, 2005
My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.
man this thread is about to hit peak trolling

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Internaut! posted:

and not because we can literally measure the impact to our profits when our trade data falls out of byte alignment in memory for example

lmao this scrub doesn't use tools that guarantee constraints like that

if poo poo can just "fall out of byte alignment" you might as well be programming in php

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

JawnV6 posted:

btw guys, pro-tip here, unaligned memory accesses can be slow

i mite get in srs trouble for mentioning such under-the-hood details

make nodes in large data structures align on 16-byte bounderies, you can fill a cache line with one read, plus use the segment registers to point to the one you want, then optimise by hardcoding the offsets for each field

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Sweevo posted:

make nodes in large data structures align on 16-byte bounderies, you can fill a cache line with one read, plus use the segment registers to point to the one you want, then optimise by hardcoding the offsets for each field

sounds boring, compiler should get it

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

Sweevo posted:

make nodes in large data structures align on 16-byte bounderies, you can fill a cache line with one read, plus use the segment registers to point to the one you want, then optimise by hardcoding the offsets for each field

hrm ive actually never thought of it that way before

Opinion Haver
Apr 9, 2007

Werthog posted:

i actually do since i do most of my yosposting from work but just knowing that an animetar is posting in yospos still irks me

i might wind up changing it sometime to something like a lambda because i'm a functional programming nerd but eh i have better things to spend $10 on

Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin

rotor posted:

I agree, git is its own punishment

you deserve what you git

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

tef posted:

well, I can just wait for you to post more about your exciting development environment. but given cvs is relatively new (only a year older than python), I don't think you get to whine about 'how it was' back in the days before structured programming.

let alone when people wrote things like ratfor, or people argued about the utility of if statements.


yup and people still write code as if the last 20 years never happened too.

we've been trying to drag luddites like you away from punchcards and fortran to no avail.

in the end, you'll die and then progress can happen.

drat

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>
tef owns

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

ahhh spiders posted:

tef owns

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

Sweevo posted:

make nodes in large data structures align on 16-byte bounderies, you can fill a cache line with one read, plus use the segment registers to point to the one you want, then optimise by hardcoding the offsets for each field

yospos web dev crew
hobbles Wikipedia
in wake of pro post



I hope you guys are enjoying this frank exchange of ideas so far because I am

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

ahhh spiders posted:

tef owns
buttbot owns
forever his crowning achievement
a irc bot which butts

ppp
Feb 13, 2012

by angerbot
new subreddit: programmer humor http://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
whats reddit

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says "hey can I JOIN you?"

0xB16B00B5
Aug 24, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
The PH (Programming Humour) thread: A SQL query goes to a restaur

edited to be more inclusive of the international community

ppp
Feb 13, 2012

by angerbot
A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman's breast. Woman: "Hey! That‘s private OK!?" The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: "But I thought we were in the same class?"

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

tinselt0wn posted:

A SQL query goes to a restaurant, walks up to 2 tables and says "hey can I JOIN you?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJBKyTfCjCc

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
this thing y'all are doing now?

can u , you know, can you not? Thanks.

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

ppp posted:

A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman's breast. Woman: "Hey! That‘s private OK!?" The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: "But I thought we were in the same class?"

tef
May 30, 2004

-> some l-system crap ->
http://programmersbeingdicks.tumblr.com/

ppp
Feb 13, 2012

by angerbot
nice

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vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

this rules

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