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Bruce Willis looks like he's a Jagged Alliance 2 profile picture.
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Lee Byung-hun makes every film better.
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May 10, 2012 18:19
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May 10, 2012 18:45
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Young Freud posted:Bruce Willis looks like he's a Jagged Alliance 2 profile picture. He just looks like Seaman to me.
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May 10, 2012 18:58
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Liar posted:
First off, yeah, I don't think the designers of that poster understand how the female body is built. Second thing...isn't Channing Tatum in this movie? That's the second major poster I've seen without him in it.
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May 10, 2012 19:12
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thrawn527 posted:First off, yeah, I don't think the designers of that poster understand how the female body is built. Second thing...isn't Channing Tatum in this movie? That's the second major poster I've seen without him in it. He's in it, but it doesn't look like he's a main character. In fact, it looks like he gets killed off early(or at least taken out of commission) \/\/\/\/I haven't seen any previews that show him post-attack LesterGroans fucked around with this message at 19:17 on May 10, 2012 |
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May 10, 2012 19:15
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LesterGroans posted:He's in it, but it doesn't look like he's a main character. In fact, it looks like he gets killed off early(or at least taken out of commission) I know there's an early attack that takes out most of the Joes, but in the preview he survived that attack. Oh well, it's not exactly a loss.
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May 10, 2012 19:16
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Wasn't one of the Wayans Bros the other star? I guess he's out too? ^Oh. VV I'm not bothered by it. oldpainless fucked around with this message at 19:25 on May 10, 2012 |
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May 10, 2012 19:16
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oldpainless posted:Wasn't one of the Wayans Bros the other star? I guess he's out too? Sorry, should I spoiler that? I don't know anything major that's been leaked, that's just what I'm gathering from the trailer.
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May 10, 2012 19:18
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Yea im speculating that the Wayans bro (Marlon btw) is dead. As someone who didnt watch the cartoon and was dragged to the first movie and not paid attention can someone tell me why the dude who was the bad ninja appears to be alive and on the good side now?
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May 10, 2012 19:30
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the_american_dream posted:Yea im speculating that the Wayans bro (Marlon btw) is dead. The good ninja is still good, thats Snake-Eyes. I think the bad ninja, Storm-Shadow is on that poster too.
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May 10, 2012 19:37
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thrawn527 posted:Sorry, should I spoiler that? I don't know anything major that's been leaked, that's just what I'm gathering from the trailer. I don't think Marlon Wayans or any of the first film's cast beside Channing Tatum, Ray Park, Lee Byung-hun and Jonathan Pryce were even going to be in the second movie. So, I don't think it matters. Also, now thinking about it, I'm a bit disappointed that Willis didn't don a receding-hairpiece, a fake beard, and scar since he's playing the first Joe.
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May 10, 2012 19:44
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Mondo Toy Story went up around noon today, of course sold out right away. Tomorrow is Dark Shadows.
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May 10, 2012 20:14
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That poster does not suit that's film lurid colour scheme in the slightest.
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May 10, 2012 20:24
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All I can see if Johnny Depp standing on a rock formation that looks suspiciously like a lion's head. Like the head of a Voltron action figure.
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May 10, 2012 20:31
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Vintersorg posted:Mondo Toy Story went up around noon today, of course sold out right away. Tomorrow is Dark Shadows. This is what it would look like if Tim Burton had played it serious and people would hate it even more.
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May 10, 2012 20:44
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Vintersorg posted:Mondo Toy Story went up around noon today, of course sold out right away. Tomorrow is Dark Shadows. I think that's a reference to this painting: 
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May 10, 2012 23:20
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oldpainless posted:Paul Rudd just kinda annoys me now everytime i see him on a poster. There's no real reason for this, he just does ya know? I think it's all that wasted potential. He could've been so much more!
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May 11, 2012 00:13
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Noxville posted:That poster does not suit that film ... in the slightest. Fixed to summarize Mondo in its entirety.
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May 11, 2012 00:29
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PriorMarcus posted:Fixed to summarize Mondo in its entirety. I dunno, they have some good ones. Most aren't spectacular, but every once in a while they come out with a real cracker. (I adore their There Will Be Blood poster)
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May 11, 2012 00:35
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PriorMarcus posted:Fixed to summarize Mondo in its entirety.  
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May 11, 2012 00:37
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Doflamingo posted:I think it's all that wasted potential. He could've been so much more! Than what? A guy making bank with the easiest job in the world?
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May 11, 2012 00:50
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LesterGroans posted:He's in it, but it doesn't look like he's a main character. In fact, it looks like he gets killed off early(or at least taken out of commission) He gets shot and appears to die, but during the end credits there's a voice over saying he's in a coma and is recovering.
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May 11, 2012 02:15
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Alhazred posted:Gaze into the abyss: This is one of those times where standard definition is more than enough.
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May 11, 2012 02:40
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:If your bathroom smells on a constant basis, you're doing something wrong. I don't want to continue this derail, but I feel a need to defend myself. I'm talking about when two people use the bathroom at the same time, one showering and one using the toilet. The enclosed toilet space prevents overlapping odors. Thank you goodnight
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May 11, 2012 21:35
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scary ghost dog posted:I don't want to continue this derail, but I feel a need to defend myself. I'm talking about when two people use the bathroom at the same time, one showering and one using the toilet. The enclosed toilet space prevents overlapping odors. Thank you goodnight OK thanks, I've updated my "people I hate and why" list accordingly.
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May 11, 2012 22:25
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Holy hell, the blu-ray cover for The Artist is so awful. Actually, it's not awful. It's just painfully average, and nowhere near as good compared to the other posters. I don't understand why they couldn't have just gone with this: 
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May 11, 2012 22:43
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Robert Denby posted:I know Tyler Perry movies are low-hanging fruit at this point, but my God this poster is hideous. The best part is how the exact same shot of Lower Manhattan that's used as the background is reflected in her sunglasses, and again on Levy's sunglasses!
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May 11, 2012 22:45
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That The Artist cover just had to get the dog on there, huh? I think he's actually more well-known than the lead actors by now.
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May 11, 2012 22:46
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That poster for The Artist is infinitely better than that blu-ray cover. Wouldn't it have been cheaper just to stick it on the the blu ray instead of paying some graphic design dropout to photoshop something so generic?
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May 11, 2012 22:51
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I'd take any of those covers over the Special Edition Movie Tin Version. It's the size of a disc.
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May 11, 2012 22:58
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I'd take any of those covers over the Special Edition Movie Tin Version. That reminds me of when I was planning on buying the special-edition of Tron: Legacy/Tron on blu-ray, that came in a disc:  And then I saw this video and realized it was tiny and you literally had to take the discs out one by one to get to them. Some marketing decisions, I swear to god.
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May 11, 2012 23:03
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Dissapointed Owl posted:I'd take any of those covers over the Special Edition Movie Tin Version. This picture makes it look like a pill.
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May 11, 2012 23:11
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The MSJ posted:That The Artist cover just had to get the dog on there, huh? I think he's actually more well-known than the lead actors by now. When I saw it, the audience laughed every time the dog was on screen, even if it wasn't doing anything funny. People are stupid, and a cute animal is a really easy sell.
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May 11, 2012 23:12
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Cpt. Spring Types posted:When I saw it, the audience laughed every time the dog was on screen, even if it wasn't doing anything funny. People are stupid, and a cute animal is a really easy sell. If you didn't love that dog you are a soulless automaton.
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May 11, 2012 23:16
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I think it's been mentioned here how bad the Minority Report Blu-Ray cover is but man I saw it in-store today and it looks even worse in real life. I don't think Tom Cruise is such poison now that they want to make him look not like Tom Cruise so I don't know what the hell happened here.
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May 11, 2012 23:25
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Fully aware of the shameless pimping, but all the mondo talk encourages me to inform you that I'm making custom movie posters over on SA Mart, and you should check them out and let me know what you think!
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May 11, 2012 23:38
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Noxville posted:I think it's been mentioned here how bad the Minority Report Blu-Ray cover is but man I saw it in-store today and it looks even worse in real life.  This is an Asylum-quality poster. How in the gently caress did that get approved for a Spielberg movie?!
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May 12, 2012 00:06
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Noxville posted:I think it's been mentioned here how bad the Minority Report Blu-Ray cover is but man I saw it in-store today and it looks even worse in real life. This doesn't even make it look like he's doing anything cool, but screwing up the L-for-loser to his forehead.
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kiimo posted:If you didn't love that dog you are a soulless automaton. Sure, I liked the dog, but not enough that I'd feature it on the blu-ray cover.
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