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Ronald Raiden posted:someone give me an idea for a cool (and maybe useful???) thing to do wiht haskell so I have a reason to mess around with haskell again tia learn yesod and build a website to do something compile-time checked templating and routing  or snap if you feel like using something lighter-weight or hate template haskell for whatever reason
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Sweevo posted:wanky academic papers: the only thing haskell programmers will ever write you forgot Nomnom Cookie posted:write a monad tutorial
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tef posted:this is why we think you don't understand what it does turns compile time type errors into warnings and pukes at runtime instead, what's to understand is this like when gbs kids insist you need a degree in nuclear engineering to know that you don't want a fukushima on your beach
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Ronald Raiden posted:someone give me an idea for a cool (and maybe useful???) thing to do wiht haskell so I have a reason to mess around with haskell again tia
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Internaut! posted:turns compile time type errors into warnings and pukes at runtime instead, what's to understand nobody thinks that this is a thing you should enable in your production build, it comes disabled by default, and the maintainer of hackage is going to not accept packages that require it to build e: haskell has unsafeCoerce :: a -> b guys, why even bother having a type system?????? Opinion Haver fucked around with this message at 18:30 on May 14, 2012 |
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Internaut! posted:turns compile time type errors into warnings and pukes at runtime instead, what's to understand the bit where you think it is a hole in the type system  quote:is this like when gbs kids insist you need a degree in nuclear engineering to know that you don't want a fukushima on your beach no this is more like one of shaggars well worn strawmen
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May 14, 2012 18:28
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tef posted:the bit where you think it is a hole in the type system eh if you write a broken C compiler, that doesn't mean you broke the C language my question was why were people getting excited about a broken haskell compiler but eh 
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tef posted:write a toy language. worked for perl 6 redundant
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Internaut! posted:turns compile time type errors into warnings and pukes at runtime instead, what's to understand Hey. Don't talk poo poo about nuclear power.
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what the hell is a monad
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qntm posted:what the hell is a monad youre dumb as hell
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qntm posted:what the hell is a monad academic bs
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one big gonad like a monobrow, but for balls
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hey guys check out this poster whos literally never touched the subject of philosophy ever, lol
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homonad
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tinselt0wn posted:academic bs
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graph posted:hey guys check out this poster whos literally never touched the subject of philosophy ever, lol yeah. get a load of this guy who didn't waste a thousand dollars on an intro to phil class in university
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May 14, 2012 18:47
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tinselt0wn posted:academic bs are you mad because you're poor, or stupid, or both ?
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Sulk posted:homo nads
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graph posted:are you mad because you're poor, or stupid, or both ? Guys I just looked this thing up on Wikipedia, and now, let us wax philosophical
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May 14, 2012 18:48
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guys you ever hear of the stanford prison experiments? tahts crazy. it really makes u think
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tinselt0wn posted:guys you ever hear of the stanford prison experiments? tahts crazy. it really makes u think really makes you look it up on the web
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May 14, 2012 18:51
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i actually read zimbardo's book, thx 4 assumin im a dumb tho
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May 14, 2012 18:52
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JawnV6 posted:i actually read zimbardo's book, thx 4 assumin im a dumb tho lol would you buy mengele's book too?
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May 14, 2012 18:53
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careful you don't hurt urself with a stretch that far
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May 14, 2012 18:54
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dear diary, i threw my back out shitposting today
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Ronald Raiden posted:someone give me an idea for a cool (and maybe useful???) thing to do wiht haskell so I have a reason to mess around with haskell again tia
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Ronald Raiden posted:someone give me an idea for a cool (and maybe useful???) thing to do wiht haskell so I have a reason to mess around with haskell again tia
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May 14, 2012 19:24
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x86 posted:diablo 3 bot yeah and make it so it doesn't get detected by warden and also give it only to me
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May 14, 2012 19:26
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Janin posted:write a toy irc client/server, then a buttbot which runs in it buttbot is yet to be ported to haskell 
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May 14, 2012 19:32
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tef posted:buttbot is yet to be ported to haskell that actually sounds like a thing that might be fun to do, a relearn me some haskell project.
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yeah string-heavy programthat relies on a perl library SOUND LIKE FUN HASKELLIN
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JawnV6 posted:yeah string-heavy programthat relies on a perl library SOUND LIKE FUN HASKELLIN yea but there are butts
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JawnV6 posted:yeah string-heavy programthat relies on a perl library SOUND LIKE FUN HASKELLIN just use a haskell version of the tex hyphenation algorithm http://hackage.haskell.org/package/hyphenate
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tef i miss your E avatar
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tinselt0wn posted:tef i miss your E avatar I dunno who bought it, or who bought my old one back
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gently caress you guys my post was funny 
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tef posted:just use a haskell version of the tex hyphenation algorithm http://hackage.haskell.org/package/hyphenate nice job, good idea representing an unbounded set as a constructor, that'll never be a problem
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