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skeevy achievements: Feb 25, 2008; by merry exmarx

wasn't it pascal that bound the size of an array to ~~snipes~~ types

# ? May 14, 2012 23:42

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# ? May 9, 2024 19:26

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

Internaut! posted:

wasn't it pascal that bound the size of an array to ~~snipes~~ types

iirc.

# ? May 14, 2012 23:53

Lysidas: Jul 26, 2002; John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.; Pillbug

tbc your oldnew avatar is even more relevant to PHP than the UFO one

except for the picture, which idg

# ? May 15, 2012 01:00

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

tef posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eXj97stbG8&t=25s

holy poo poo how have i never seen this
i am literally addicted to really bad jokes

# ? May 15, 2012 06:50

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

if you like hilarious computer jokes you will love this http://mbebenita.github.com/LLJS/

# ? May 15, 2012 13:50

penus de milo: Mar 9, 2002; CHAR CHAR

leet liek java script

# ? May 15, 2012 13:52

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

Lysidas posted:

tbc your oldnew avatar is even more relevant to PHP than the UFO one

except for the picture, which idg

it's this: http://www.themodernword.com/pynchon/zak_smith/536.htm

# ? May 15, 2012 14:21

skeevy achievements: Feb 25, 2008; by merry exmarx

Dr. Honked posted:

if you like hilarious computer jokes you will love this http://mbebenita.github.com/LLJS/

"The research goal here is to explore low-level statically typed features in a high-level dynamically typed language."

before that haskell type thing I woulda thought this was jokes

# ? May 15, 2012 18:03

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

oh, did you not understand this either?

# ? May 15, 2012 18:22

skeevy achievements: Feb 25, 2008; by merry exmarx

so you think that project is a good idea

figures

# ? May 15, 2012 18:38

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

right, exactly, that's totes wat i said

gj man, i rly enjoy ur posting

# ? May 15, 2012 18:41

skeevy achievements: Feb 25, 2008; by merry exmarx

cool tell your friends in reddit you spoke with a member of the patriarchy without wetting your pants

# ? May 15, 2012 18:43

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

pee pee doo doo he is a bad poster

# ? May 15, 2012 18:45

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

Internaut! posted:

cool tell your friends in reddit you spoke with a member of the patriarchy without wetting your pants

im no liar :smug:

# ? May 15, 2012 18:48

time is a wastin: Sep 11, 2011

Internaut! posted:

cool tell your friends in reddit you spoke with a member of the patriarchy without wetting your pants

tried but it says you dont have pms enabled

# ? May 15, 2012 18:48

skeevy achievements: Feb 25, 2008; by merry exmarx

that reminds me, so that flash guy I mentioned who interviewed at google didn't get the job but he's determined to learn the foundations of CS and whatnot so I said to get cormen and k&r but is there an accessible book that describes computer languages/compilers/runtimes, like the process from writing a line of HLL code through to it being executed

I can't remember if k&r covers compiler basics or runtime execution basics like how the stack and heap works etc, I know cormen doesn't

# ? May 15, 2012 18:49

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

that spans like 3-4 disciplines and i doubt theres a single "accessible" ref that covers the entire thing, but H&P qualitative and the dragon book cover most of it

# ? May 15, 2012 19:10

Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

Internaut! posted:

that reminds me, so that flash guy I mentioned who interviewed at google didn't get the job but he's determined to learn the foundations of CS and whatnot so I said to get cormen and k&r but is there an accessible book that describes computer languages/compilers/runtimes, like the process from writing a line of HLL code through to it being executed

I can't remember if k&r covers compiler basics or runtime execution basics like how the stack and heap works etc, I know cormen doesn't

dragon book

(lol)

JawnV6 posted:

that spans like 3-4 disciplines and i doubt theres a single "accessible" ref that covers the entire thing, but H&P qualitative and the dragon book cover most of it

gently caress you :colbert:

# ? May 15, 2012 19:25

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

Internaut! posted:

that reminds me, so that flash guy I mentioned who interviewed at google didn't get the job but he's determined to learn the foundations of CS and whatnot so I said to get cormen and k&r but is there an accessible book that describes computer languages/compilers/runtimes, like the process from writing a line of HLL code through to it being executed

I can't remember if k&r covers compiler basics or runtime execution basics like how the stack and heap works etc, I know cormen doesn't

lil bit beyond that but:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Elements-Computing-Systems-ebook/dp/B004HHORGA/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1336768358&sr=8-2

# ? May 15, 2012 21:29

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

trex eaterofcadrs posted:

lil bit beyond that but:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Elements-Computing-Systems-ebook/dp/B004HHORGA/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1336768358&sr=8-2

dang that looks p.kewl

# ? May 15, 2012 21:46

ppp: Feb 13, 2012; by angerbot

http://mbebenita.github.com/LLJS/

# ? May 15, 2012 22:45

double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

ppp posted:

http://mbebenita.github.com/LLJS/

# ? May 15, 2012 22:51

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

ppp posted:

http://mbebenita.github.com/LLJS/

welcome to the thread, although I can't blame you for not reading it

# ? May 15, 2012 22:54

Condiv: May 7, 2008; Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod

ppp posted:

http://mbebenita.github.com/LLJS/

http://katanalang.org/

KatanaPL posted:

Katana is a general-purpose programming language currently under development as a research project at the Department of Computing of the Federal Center of Technological Education of Minas Gerais.

The language goal is to combine JavaScript�s semantics with C�s performance and predictability. Its no-compromise approach makes it ideal for writing games, web servers, compilers and mobile applications.

Once fully-functional, the Katana compiler will use your existing C compiler as a back-end, so that you can quickly get your code running on just about anything.

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Late this binding.
CommonJS-like modules with automatic compilation of dependencies
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Optional Python-like offside syntax

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Condiv fucked around with this message at 23:38 on May 15, 2012

# ? May 15, 2012 23:35

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

# ? May 15, 2012 23:41

Opinion Haver: Apr 9, 2007

code:


int n = read();

hell yeah gonna have a read function that only reads integers

# ? May 16, 2012 03:51

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

God made the integers, all else is the work of Man

# ? May 16, 2012 04:02

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

bytes are not integers and i will fight anyone who says otherwise

# ? May 16, 2012 04:13

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

Markov Chain Chomp posted:

bytes are not integers and i will fight anyone who says otherwise

well duh, iirc ANSI C doesn't specify a byte type, the 8 bit numeric (integer) type is char

# ? May 16, 2012 04:15

Police Academy III: Nov 4, 2011

one of my fav bits of useless trivia is that ANSI C specifies that a char is 1 byte, but doesn't say that a byte has to be 8 bits.

# ? May 16, 2012 04:24

TOO SCSI FOR MY CAT: Oct 12, 2008; this is what happens when you take UI design away from engineers and give it to a bunch of hipster art student "designers"

Police Academy III posted:

one of my fav bits of useless trivia is that ANSI C specifies that a char is 1 byte, but doesn't say that a byte has to be 8 bits.

that's because back when C was created, there were popular systems that had 7-bit and 10-bit bytes.

# ? May 16, 2012 04:30

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

the php of computers

# ? May 16, 2012 04:40

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

lmao at how javascript is the new machine code

# ? May 16, 2012 04:45

Crankit: Feb 7, 2011; HE WATCHES

Markov Chain Chomp posted:

the pdp of computers

# ? May 16, 2012 04:47

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

im using functions as table keys. im programming with lua. im in the matrix

# ? May 16, 2012 04:49

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

ahhh spiders posted:

lmao at how javascript is the new machine code

guy steele was right

# ? May 16, 2012 04:50

Larry Horseplay: Oct 24, 2002

what if

javascript

was

ASSEMBLER?

:420:

# ? May 16, 2012 04:51

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

Larry Horseplay posted:

what if

javascript

was

ASSEMBLER?

gently caress you

# ? May 16, 2012 04:52

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

the last thing we need is some idiot pollock from chicago

just head on over to pyf or some poo poo

# ? May 16, 2012 04:53

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# ? May 9, 2024 19:26

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

Markov Chain Chomp posted:

the php of computers

thats a bad analogy though because the hardware designers weren't bucking some 8-bit consensus, there was no consensus

# ? May 16, 2012 05:10

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