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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

crunchy bacon snype

# ? May 16, 2012 10:47

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# ? May 9, 2024 04:17

penus de milo: Mar 9, 2002; CHAR CHAR

ppp posted:

it just works. but i have no clue how *le random flash 0day exploit, steals my le ramz* - failcat

more time spent staring in confusion at scrolling text = better than

# ? May 16, 2012 13:44

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

ppp posted:

it just works. but i have no clue how *le random flash 0day exploit, steals my le ramz* - failcat

reddit raus

# ? May 16, 2012 14:28

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

BonzoESC posted:

yeah pretty much

what's that quote about "of all the six numeric types in java none match the ones identified by aristotle" or whatever

that was tim sweeney of EPIC MEGAGAMES and he was talking about how cool haskell is

Tim S posted:

Factoid: C# exposes more than 10 integer-like data types, none of which are those defined by (Pythagoras, 500BC).

beware, comic sans approaches
http://www.cs.princeton.edu/%5C~dpw/popl/06/Tim-POPL.ppt

# ? May 16, 2012 14:54

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Char posted:

why are you dorks making GBS threads up this programming thread with your boring math crap

uhhhh

# ? May 16, 2012 15:21

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

coders who can't do math should all be loving killed

i had some guy on my project yesterday come up to me all sad because his minigame didn't work. you have to jump over some boxes as they slide across the screen and the guy jumps too slowly. so i said "well just make him jump faster then"

*big stupid puzzled face* "how do i do that?"

seriously

Dr. Honked fucked around with this message at 15:31 on May 16, 2012

# ? May 16, 2012 15:28

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

Otto Skorzeny posted:

in an unrelated story, three people died in sunnyvale today from being scowled at

lol "three"? as if the universe is discrete, get a clue moran!!!

# ? May 16, 2012 15:32

skeevy achievements: Feb 25, 2008; by merry exmarx

JawnV6 posted:

that spans like 3-4 disciplines and i doubt theres a single "accessible" ref that covers the entire thing, but H&P qualitative and the dragon book cover most of it

thanks I remember h&p but didn't know they had an intro book, chapter 1 of the one I had was on pipelines and caches iirc

# ? May 16, 2012 15:50

Opinion Haver: Apr 9, 2007

JawnV6 posted:

lol "three"? as if the universe is discrete, get a clue moran!!!

voted 4.99999999999999999999999999999...

# ? May 16, 2012 16:18

Rufus Ping: Dec 27, 2006; I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

JawnV6 posted:

lol "three"? as if the universe is discrete, get a clue moran!!!

"people" are a construct so good luck counting them

# ? May 16, 2012 16:53

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

Internaut! posted:

thanks I remember h&p but didn't know they had an intro book, chapter 1 of the one I had was on pipelines and caches iirc

yeah that's quant, should be for the first grad arch class

ch1 of qual is "benchmarks are all lies"

# ? May 16, 2012 17:16

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

Rufo posted:

"people" are a construct so good luck counting them

i can count on u tho....

# ? May 16, 2012 17:16

gangnam reference: Dec 26, 2010; shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot

ppp posted:

it just works. but i have no clue how *le random flash 0day exploit, steals my le ramz* - failcat

But have you ever wanted to edit movies and make music get rid of that micro$oft songsmith and micro$oft movie maker and move onto Macs they make it SIMPLE

# ? May 16, 2012 18:12

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

JawnV6 posted:

yeah that's quant, should be for the first grad arch class

ch1 of qual is "benchmarks are all lies"

i like this nomenclature of just directly calling them quantitative and qualitative btw. the common custom of calling one h&p and the other p&h is annoying

# ? May 16, 2012 18:31

skeevy achievements: Feb 25, 2008; by merry exmarx

Gogey posted:

But have you ever wanted to edit movies and make music get rid of that micro$oft songsmith and micro$oft movie maker and move onto Macs they make it SIMPLE

ban for anime

# ? May 16, 2012 18:39

gangnam reference: Dec 26, 2010; shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot

Internaut! posted:

/

ban for anime

i didnt do this to myself!!

# ? May 16, 2012 19:27

Catalyst-proof: May 11, 2011; better waste some time with you

Gogey posted:

i didnt do this to myself!!

ban for being too poor to change your av

# ? May 16, 2012 19:45

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

The company I work at has started a new project with modules in Coldfusion

And holy god I think it may be worse than php

# ? May 16, 2012 22:22

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

My Linux Rig posted:

The company I work at has started a new project with modules in Coldfusion

And holy god I think it may be worse than php

it is

# ? May 16, 2012 22:27

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

Otto Skorzeny posted:

i like this nomenclature of just directly calling them quantitative and qualitative btw. the common custom of calling one h&p and the other p&h is annoying

i disagree because h&p and p&h are less accessible names -> more elitist

# ? May 16, 2012 22:39

quadpus: May 15, 2004; aaag sheets

oh look you can finally do web programming with a real language

code:

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
  <head>
    <style>
      body,span{
        padding: 10px
      }
      input {
        margin: 10px
        }
      ol {
        border: solid 1px gray;
        min-height:100px;
        margin: 10px;
      }
    </style>
  </head>
  <body>
    <div id="container"></div>
    <!-- Generate main view -->
    <script type="text/domql">
      INSERT INTO (SELECT DIV FROM BODY WHERE ID='container') VALUES (
        CREATE ELEMENT h2 (
         innerText 'TODOS:'
        ),
        CREATE ELEMENT SPAN (
          innerText 'Count: 0',
          id 'count'
        ),
        CREATE ELEMENT OL (
         class 'list' 
        )
      );
      INSERT INTO (SELECT DIV FROM BODY WHERE ID='container') VALUES (
        CREATE ELEMENT LABEL (
          innerHTML 'Controls:'
        ),
        INSERT INTO (CREATE ELEMENT DIV(class 'controls')) VALUES (
            CREATE ELEMENT LABEL (
              innerHTML 'TODO:'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
              id 'input-name',
              type 'text'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT LABEL (
              innerHTML 'Time:'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
              id 'input-time',
              type 'text'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
              type 'submit',
              value 'add',
              onclick 'DOMQL.tmpl("add-list-item",
                                   DOMQL.tmpl("get-input", "input-name"),
                                   DOMQL.tmpl("get-input", "input-time")
                                  )
                       DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT BR(),
            CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
              type 'submit',
              value 'delete all',
              onclick 'DOMQL.tmpl("delete-all")
                       DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT BR(),
            CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
              type 'submit',
              value 'gently caress TODOS. I go through life like a boss!',
              onclick 'DOMQL.tmpl("like-a-boss")'
            )
        )
      )
    </script>
    
    <!-- PROCEDURES -->
      
    <!-- Adds a todo item to the list -->
    <script id="add-list-item" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      INSERT INTO (SELECT OL FROM DIV WHERE CLASS = 'list') VALUES (
        INSERT INTO (CREATE ELEMENT LI (
          class 'item'
        )) VALUES (
          CREATE ELEMENT SPAN (
            class 'name',
            innerHTML '%s'
          ),
          CREATE ELEMENT SPAN (
            class 'time',
            innerHTML '%s'
          ),
          CREATE ELEMENT BUTTON (
            innerHTML 'Delete',
            onclick 'DOMQL.DELETE(this.parentNode)
                     DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))'
          )
        )
      )
    </script>
     
    <!-- Gets a value of an input element by id -->
    <script id="get-input" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      SELECT VAL(INPUT) FROM BODY.ALL WHERE ID = '%s'
    </script>
      
    <!-- Gets the todo items count -->
    <script id="get-count" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      SELECT COUNT(LI) FROM OL
    </script>
    
    <!-- Updates the todo count with an integer -->
    <script id="update-count" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      UPDATE (SELECT SPAN FROM BODY.ALL WHERE ID='count')
        SET innerText = 'Count: %d'
    </script>
    
    <!-- Delete all todos -->
    <script id="delete-all" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      DELETE LI FROM OL WHERE CLASS = 'item'
    </script>
      
    <!-- Like a boss! -->
    <script id="like-a-boss" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      DROP ELEMENT DIV;
      INSERT INTO BODY VALUES (
        CREATE ELEMENT IMG (
          src 'http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrcme60gbz1qzzzy9o1_500.jpg'
        )
      )  
    </script>
   <!-- END PROCEDURES -->
      
   <!-- When the app is ready add a predefined item. -->
    <script>
    DOMQL.ready(function () {
        DOMQL.tmpl("add-list-item",'Learn DOMQL', (new Date).toTimeString())
        DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))
    })    
    </script>
  </body>
</html>

# ? May 17, 2012 02:13

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

quadpus posted:

oh look you can finally do web programming with a real language

quote:
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<style>
body,span{
padding: 10px
}
input {
margin: 10px
}
ol {
border: solid 1px gray;
min-height:100px;
margin: 10px;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<div id="container"></div>

<script type="text/domql">
INSERT INTO (SELECT DIV FROM BODY WHERE ID='container') VALUES (
CREATE ELEMENT h2 (
innerText 'TODOS:'
),
CREATE ELEMENT SPAN (
innerText 'Count: 0',
id 'count'
),
CREATE ELEMENT OL (
class 'list'
)
);
INSERT INTO (SELECT DIV FROM BODY WHERE ID='container') VALUES (
CREATE ELEMENT LABEL (
innerHTML 'Controls:'
),
INSERT INTO (CREATE ELEMENT DIV(class 'controls')) VALUES (
CREATE ELEMENT LABEL (
innerHTML 'TODO:'
),
CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
id 'input-name',
type 'text'
),
CREATE ELEMENT LABEL (
innerHTML 'Time:'
),
CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
id 'input-time',
type 'text'
),
CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
type 'submit',
value 'add',
onclick 'DOMQL.tmpl("add-list-item",
DOMQL.tmpl("get-input", "input-name"),
DOMQL.tmpl("get-input", "input-time")
)
DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))'
),
CREATE ELEMENT BR(),
CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
type 'submit',
value 'delete all',
onclick 'DOMQL.tmpl("delete-all")
DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))'
),
CREATE ELEMENT BR(),
CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
type 'submit',
value 'gently caress TODOS. I go through life like a boss!',
onclick 'DOMQL.tmpl("like-a-boss")'
)
)
)
</script>




<script id="add-list-item" type="text/domql-tmpl">
INSERT INTO (SELECT OL FROM DIV WHERE CLASS = 'list') VALUES (
INSERT INTO (CREATE ELEMENT LI (
class 'item'
)) VALUES (
CREATE ELEMENT SPAN (
class 'name',
innerHTML '%s'
),
CREATE ELEMENT SPAN (
class 'time',
innerHTML '%s'
),
CREATE ELEMENT BUTTON (
innerHTML 'Delete',
onclick 'DOMQL.DELETE(this.parentNode)
DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))'
)
)
)
</script>


<script id="get-input" type="text/domql-tmpl">
SELECT VAL(INPUT) FROM BODY.ALL WHERE ID = '%s'
</script>


<script id="get-count" type="text/domql-tmpl">
SELECT COUNT(LI) FROM OL
</script>


<script id="update-count" type="text/domql-tmpl">
UPDATE (SELECT SPAN FROM BODY.ALL WHERE ID='count')
SET innerText = 'Count: %d'
</script>


<script id="delete-all" type="text/domql-tmpl">
DELETE LI FROM OL WHERE CLASS = 'item'
</script>


<script id="like-a-boss" type="text/domql-tmpl">
DROP ELEMENT DIV;
INSERT INTO BODY VALUES (
CREATE ELEMENT IMG (
src ''
)
)
</script>



<script>
DOMQL.ready(function () {
DOMQL.tmpl("add-list-item",'Learn DOMQL', (new Date).toTimeString())
DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))
})
</script>
</body>
</html>

what the gently caress

e: Lately its getting more and more obvious that web development is indeed a basic human right. And it should be accessible to every developer in the industry. jQuery played its part by making web development easier for designers, CoffeeScript for Rubyists and Pythonistas, Dart for Java devs, ClojureScript for Lispers etc.

# ? May 17, 2012 02:21

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

kill everybody

# ? May 17, 2012 02:22

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

INSERT INTO (SELECT ORIFICE FROM BODY WHERE ID='container') VALUES (remote_control)

# ? May 17, 2012 02:26

jony neuemonic: Nov 13, 2009

quadpus posted:

oh look you can finally do web programming with a real language

code:

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
  <head>
    <style>
      body,span{
        padding: 10px
      }
      input {
        margin: 10px
        }
      ol {
        border: solid 1px gray;
        min-height:100px;
        margin: 10px;
      }
    </style>
  </head>
  <body>
    <div id="container"></div>
    <!-- Generate main view -->
    <script type="text/domql">
      INSERT INTO (SELECT DIV FROM BODY WHERE ID='container') VALUES (
        CREATE ELEMENT h2 (
         innerText 'TODOS:'
        ),
        CREATE ELEMENT SPAN (
          innerText 'Count: 0',
          id 'count'
        ),
        CREATE ELEMENT OL (
         class 'list' 
        )
      );
      INSERT INTO (SELECT DIV FROM BODY WHERE ID='container') VALUES (
        CREATE ELEMENT LABEL (
          innerHTML 'Controls:'
        ),
        INSERT INTO (CREATE ELEMENT DIV(class 'controls')) VALUES (
            CREATE ELEMENT LABEL (
              innerHTML 'TODO:'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
              id 'input-name',
              type 'text'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT LABEL (
              innerHTML 'Time:'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
              id 'input-time',
              type 'text'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
              type 'submit',
              value 'add',
              onclick 'DOMQL.tmpl("add-list-item",
                                   DOMQL.tmpl("get-input", "input-name"),
                                   DOMQL.tmpl("get-input", "input-time")
                                  )
                       DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT BR(),
            CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
              type 'submit',
              value 'delete all',
              onclick 'DOMQL.tmpl("delete-all")
                       DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT BR(),
            CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
              type 'submit',
              value 'gently caress TODOS. I go through life like a boss!',
              onclick 'DOMQL.tmpl("like-a-boss")'
            )
        )
      )
    </script>
    
    <!-- PROCEDURES -->
      
    <!-- Adds a todo item to the list -->
    <script id="add-list-item" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      INSERT INTO (SELECT OL FROM DIV WHERE CLASS = 'list') VALUES (
        INSERT INTO (CREATE ELEMENT LI (
          class 'item'
        )) VALUES (
          CREATE ELEMENT SPAN (
            class 'name',
            innerHTML '%s'
          ),
          CREATE ELEMENT SPAN (
            class 'time',
            innerHTML '%s'
          ),
          CREATE ELEMENT BUTTON (
            innerHTML 'Delete',
            onclick 'DOMQL.DELETE(this.parentNode)
                     DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))'
          )
        )
      )
    </script>
     
    <!-- Gets a value of an input element by id -->
    <script id="get-input" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      SELECT VAL(INPUT) FROM BODY.ALL WHERE ID = '%s'
    </script>
      
    <!-- Gets the todo items count -->
    <script id="get-count" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      SELECT COUNT(LI) FROM OL
    </script>
    
    <!-- Updates the todo count with an integer -->
    <script id="update-count" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      UPDATE (SELECT SPAN FROM BODY.ALL WHERE ID='count')
        SET innerText = 'Count: %d'
    </script>
    
    <!-- Delete all todos -->
    <script id="delete-all" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      DELETE LI FROM OL WHERE CLASS = 'item'
    </script>
      
    <!-- Like a boss! -->
    <script id="like-a-boss" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      DROP ELEMENT DIV;
      INSERT INTO BODY VALUES (
        CREATE ELEMENT IMG (
          src 'http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrcme60gbz1qzzzy9o1_500.jpg'
        )
      )  
    </script>
   <!-- END PROCEDURES -->
      
   <!-- When the app is ready add a predefined item. -->
    <script>
    DOMQL.ready(function () {
        DOMQL.tmpl("add-list-item",'Learn DOMQL', (new Date).toTimeString())
        DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))
    })    
    </script>
  </body>
</html>

same

# ? May 17, 2012 02:28

skeevy achievements: Feb 25, 2008; by merry exmarx

Deuterieux posted:

ClojureScript

I don't even wanna know

# ? May 17, 2012 02:56

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

i used to know a guy who was trying to write a 3d renderer in sql "just to piss everyone off"

# ? May 17, 2012 03:08

trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

Internaut! posted:

I don't even wanna know

it is awesome

# ? May 17, 2012 03:09

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

he didn't realise that everyone was pissed off with him already

# ? May 17, 2012 03:09

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

the terrible thing about web 'development' isn't javascript its browsers

# ? May 17, 2012 03:11

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

also stupid clownshoe fuckboat jizz gargling fagtards

# ? May 17, 2012 03:11

Opinion Haver: Apr 9, 2007

Dr. Honked posted:

i used to know a guy who was trying to write a 3d renderer in sql "just to piss everyone off"

i can support this

# ? May 17, 2012 03:14

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

hypothetically if i were to learn a programming language what would be a good one to choose

im not looking to do phd level research or do web design or anything, just something that's functional and practical would be nice

and yes i sound like a retard right now but i dont have much experience with cs/coding outside of MATLAB and a little labview (which doesnt really count much)

# ? May 17, 2012 03:35

Nomnom Cookie: Aug 30, 2009

quadpus posted:

oh look you can finally do web programming with a real language

code:

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
  <head>
    <style>
      body,span{
        padding: 10px
      }
      input {
        margin: 10px
        }
      ol {
        border: solid 1px gray;
        min-height:100px;
        margin: 10px;
      }
    </style>
  </head>
  <body>
    <div id="container"></div>
    <!-- Generate main view -->
    <script type="text/domql">
      INSERT INTO (SELECT DIV FROM BODY WHERE ID='container') VALUES (
        CREATE ELEMENT h2 (
         innerText 'TODOS:'
        ),
        CREATE ELEMENT SPAN (
          innerText 'Count: 0',
          id 'count'
        ),
        CREATE ELEMENT OL (
         class 'list' 
        )
      );
      INSERT INTO (SELECT DIV FROM BODY WHERE ID='container') VALUES (
        CREATE ELEMENT LABEL (
          innerHTML 'Controls:'
        ),
        INSERT INTO (CREATE ELEMENT DIV(class 'controls')) VALUES (
            CREATE ELEMENT LABEL (
              innerHTML 'TODO:'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
              id 'input-name',
              type 'text'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT LABEL (
              innerHTML 'Time:'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
              id 'input-time',
              type 'text'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
              type 'submit',
              value 'add',
              onclick 'DOMQL.tmpl("add-list-item",
                                   DOMQL.tmpl("get-input", "input-name"),
                                   DOMQL.tmpl("get-input", "input-time")
                                  )
                       DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT BR(),
            CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
              type 'submit',
              value 'delete all',
              onclick 'DOMQL.tmpl("delete-all")
                       DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))'
            ),
            CREATE ELEMENT BR(),
            CREATE ELEMENT INPUT (
              type 'submit',
              value 'gently caress TODOS. I go through life like a boss!',
              onclick 'DOMQL.tmpl("like-a-boss")'
            )
        )
      )
    </script>
    
    <!-- PROCEDURES -->
      
    <!-- Adds a todo item to the list -->
    <script id="add-list-item" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      INSERT INTO (SELECT OL FROM DIV WHERE CLASS = 'list') VALUES (
        INSERT INTO (CREATE ELEMENT LI (
          class 'item'
        )) VALUES (
          CREATE ELEMENT SPAN (
            class 'name',
            innerHTML '%s'
          ),
          CREATE ELEMENT SPAN (
            class 'time',
            innerHTML '%s'
          ),
          CREATE ELEMENT BUTTON (
            innerHTML 'Delete',
            onclick 'DOMQL.DELETE(this.parentNode)
                     DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))'
          )
        )
      )
    </script>
     
    <!-- Gets a value of an input element by id -->
    <script id="get-input" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      SELECT VAL(INPUT) FROM BODY.ALL WHERE ID = '%s'
    </script>
      
    <!-- Gets the todo items count -->
    <script id="get-count" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      SELECT COUNT(LI) FROM OL
    </script>
    
    <!-- Updates the todo count with an integer -->
    <script id="update-count" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      UPDATE (SELECT SPAN FROM BODY.ALL WHERE ID='count')
        SET innerText = 'Count: %d'
    </script>
    
    <!-- Delete all todos -->
    <script id="delete-all" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      DELETE LI FROM OL WHERE CLASS = 'item'
    </script>
      
    <!-- Like a boss! -->
    <script id="like-a-boss" type="text/domql-tmpl">
      DROP ELEMENT DIV;
      INSERT INTO BODY VALUES (
        CREATE ELEMENT IMG (
          src 'http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrcme60gbz1qzzzy9o1_500.jpg'
        )
      )  
    </script>
   <!-- END PROCEDURES -->
      
   <!-- When the app is ready add a predefined item. -->
    <script>
    DOMQL.ready(function () {
        DOMQL.tmpl("add-list-item",'Learn DOMQL', (new Date).toTimeString())
        DOMQL.tmpl("update-count", DOMQL.tmpl("get-count"))
    })    
    </script>
  </body>
</html>

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# ? May 17, 2012 03:40

Opinion Haver: Apr 9, 2007

Pollyanna posted:

hypothetically if i were to learn a programming language what would be a good one to choose

im not looking to do phd level research or do web design or anything, just something that's functional and practical would be nice

and yes i sound like a retard right now but i dont have much experience with cs/coding outside of MATLAB and a little labview (which doesnt really count much)

python

# ? May 17, 2012 03:40

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

yaoi prophet posted:

python

# ? May 17, 2012 03:46

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

python it is hope you are proud of yourselves

# ? May 17, 2012 03:50

Dr. Honked: Jan 9, 2011; eat it you slaaaaaaag

Pollyanna posted:

python it is hope you are proud of yourselves

nothing wrong with python, enjoy your journey into code

# ? May 17, 2012 03:51

Sneaking Mission: Nov 11, 2008

pynchon

# ? May 17, 2012 03:52

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# ? May 9, 2024 04:17

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

python sucks

# ? May 17, 2012 03:52

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