p-lang thread: (now (have you (problems two)))

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > p-lang thread: (now (have you (problems two)))

«‹›1784 »

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Vote Rotor for Tyrant King 2012

# ? May 19, 2012 16:30

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 9, 2024 02:06

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

rotor posted:

i understand that but my point is that they aim at solving the same problems in the same way and if I was Tyrant King Of The Universe i'd kill off all but one and put the development efforts all behind one of them

I think we've already seen this with many of the scripting languages being available on the two major language vms, jvm and the clr.

It is mostly social problems getting in the way, not technical ones.

# ? May 19, 2012 16:33

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

tef posted:

I think we've already seen this with many of the scripting languages being available on the two major language vms, jvm and the clr.

It is mostly social problems getting in the way, not technical ones.

are you saying that programmers have social issues?????

# ? May 19, 2012 16:35

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

My Linux Rig posted:

are you saying that programmers have social issues?????

i'm saying that it is more profitable to sue people using your language

# ? May 19, 2012 16:36

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

rotor posted:

yep.

further to this, it seems like C# is actually allowed to develop as a language too :O

# ? May 19, 2012 16:54

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

tef posted:

further to this, it seems like C# is actually allowed to develop as a language too :O

i think java was allowed to develop as well, but it was done stupidly and under what I can only asssume was immense market pressure

# ? May 19, 2012 16:55

Sneaking Mission: Nov 11, 2008

Java Specification Request

# ? May 19, 2012 16:56

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

project coin was a little attempt to move java on a bit, two years for what was mostly sugar :3:

# ? May 19, 2012 17:14

Sang-: Nov 2, 2007

Doing things like closures/function pointers on the jvm is really, really poo poo and are basically just massive work arounds.

The way Scala does partially applied functions is by creating a new class file for each possible partial application of the function in question and you end up with files like this: "CheckSyntax$$anonfun$additive_exp$2$$anonfun$apply$160$$anonfun$apply$161.class"

hopefully jvm 8 will introduce function pointers or something similar to alleviate this.

# ? May 19, 2012 17:30

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

tef is like the ultimate YOSPOS hipster

yeah i'm into some p obscure software engineering philosophies you've probably never heard of them

i'll leave you with this: the same people who propose new langauges/operating systems to solve all the ills of the programming world are the same ones who propose forming new political parties to solve the ills of the physical one

people's front of judea etc

# ? May 19, 2012 19:27

salted hash browns: Mar 26, 2007; ykrop

iamthexander posted:

So essentially I have this kind of data:
code:
[timestamp][name][value]
0000000001  AAA1  100
0000000001  BBB2  728
0000000001  CCC3  343
...
0000000043  AAA1  233
0000000043  BBB2  111
0000000043  CCC3  552
And I want to obtain the objects 'AAA1', 'BBB2', 'CCC3' (that contain timestamp and value in order) so that I can perform comparisons against each possible combination, for example:
code:
myCompareFunction(AAA1, BBB2);
myCompareFunction(AAA1, CCC3);
myCompareFunction(BBB2, CCC3);
Except in reality I have like 500 of those objects. There has to be a better way of doing this!

answer my question nerds

# ? May 19, 2012 19:35

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

gently caress you

# ? May 19, 2012 19:42

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

iamthexander posted:

answer my question nerds

kill you're sensors then your'e self

# ? May 19, 2012 19:49

TOO SCSI FOR MY CAT: Oct 12, 2008; this is what happens when you take UI design away from engineers and give it to a bunch of hipster art student "designers"

iamthexander posted:

answer my question nerds

go to a local community college and take cs 101

# ? May 19, 2012 19:56

Tokin Ring: Jun 12, 2011; ^{Teh boners}

Markov Chain Chomp posted:

gently caress you

# ? May 19, 2012 20:07

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

Mr Dog posted:

tef is like the ultimate YOSPOS hipster

yeah i'm into some p obscure software engineering philosophies you've probably never heard of them

i'll leave you with this: the same people who propose new langauges/operating systems to solve all the ills of the programming world are the same ones who propose forming new political parties to solve the ills of the physical one

people's front of judea etc

hmm... nah

# ? May 19, 2012 20:12

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

iamthexander posted:

answer my question nerds

do your own homework

# ? May 19, 2012 20:12

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

use an excel pivot table

# ? May 19, 2012 20:13

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

im going to do your homework for you

# ? May 19, 2012 20:14

salted hash browns: Mar 26, 2007; ykrop

realpost it's not homework i am just a bad programmer

# ? May 19, 2012 20:39

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

i did your homework for you while i was eating

code:

"""
    homework.py - Copyright 2012 ahhh spiders heavy industries. All rights reserved.

    This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
    it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
    the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
    (at your option) any later version.

    This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
    but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
    MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
    GNU General Public License for more details.

    You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
    along with this program.  If not, see <[url]http://www.gnu.org/licenses/[/url]>.
"""

import fileinput

pizza = {}

for cheese in fileinput.input():
	peppers, tomatoes, olives = cheese.split()

	if tomatoes not in pizza:
		pizza[tomatoes] = []

	pizza[tomatoes].append((int(peppers), int(olives)))

for topping in pizza.values():
	topping.sort()

def pepperoni(fn):
	global pizza
	[fn(slice1, slice2) for slice1 in pizza for slice2 in pizza if slice1 != slice2]

# ? May 19, 2012 20:41

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

Pizza Dot Values

# ? May 19, 2012 20:53

salted hash browns: Mar 26, 2007; ykrop

ahhh spiders posted:

i did your homework for you while i was eating

ty

gonna implement pizza as a hashmap and then an array and profile the poo poo out of it to see which is faster

# ? May 19, 2012 21:00

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

what

# ? May 19, 2012 21:13

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

rotor posted:

Vote Rotor for Tyrant King 2012

i got into an argument with somebody the other day about how sometimes there's a place for a tyrannical philosopher king who suspends everything, fixes poo poo, then gives it all back. the problem is finding somebody willing to do the third step, let along the second.

e: i could argue that lincoln was on this path what with the whole habeus corpus thing during the civil war.

# ? May 19, 2012 21:16

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

I think Cincinnatus was the most well-known example, though that wasn't so much a case of "Yo you guys suck and i'mma fix your poo poo" as "omg we suck plz fix our poo poo". twice.

but yeah SOPA thread is thataway

# ? May 19, 2012 21:38

Police Academy III: Nov 4, 2011

someone tell spiders he should've used a defaultdict there

# ? May 19, 2012 21:44

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Deuterieux posted:

i got into an argument with somebody the other day about how sometimes there's a place for a tyrannical philosopher king who suspends everything, fixes poo poo, then gives it all back. the problem is finding somebody willing to do the third step, let along the second.

if anyone is actually arguing against this then they're loving dipshits

# ? May 19, 2012 21:57

penus de milo: Mar 9, 2002; CHAR CHAR

ahhh spiders posted:

i did your homework for you while i was eating

code:

python homework.py
> peperony and chease

# ? May 19, 2012 21:57

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

Deuterieux posted:

i got into an argument with somebody the other day about how sometimes there's a place for a tyrannical philosopher king who suspends everything, fixes poo poo, then gives it all back. the problem is finding somebody willing to do the third step, let along the second.

e: i could argue that lincoln was on this path what with the whole habeus corpus thing during the civil war.

nice. something something hitler

# ? May 19, 2012 22:03

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

Police Academy III posted:

someone tell spiders he should've used a defaultdict there

i looked briefly for something like that but i completely forgot about defaultdict. the best part is that since i released it under the GPLv3 you're free to fix it yourself.

# ? May 19, 2012 22:04

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

i modified ur code and released to a client and didn't give him access to the source :hehe:

# ? May 19, 2012 23:20

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

oh no

# ? May 19, 2012 23:50

Peanut and the Gang: Aug 24, 2009; by exmarx

# ? May 20, 2012 03:49

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Deuterieux posted:

i got into an argument with somebody the other day about how sometimes there's a place for a tyrannical philosopher king who suspends everything, fixes poo poo, then gives it all back. the problem is finding somebody willing to do the third step, let along the second.

e: i could argue that lincoln was on this path what with the whole habeus corpus thing during the civil war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxi7JRJrod4

# ? May 20, 2012 05:22

Emacs Headroom: Aug 2, 2003

Police Academy III posted:

someone tell spiders he should've used a defaultdict there

you can just call get with a default argument

pizza[tomatoes] = pizza.get(tomatoes, []) + [int(peppers), int(olives)]

you dont need a whole nother type

# ? May 20, 2012 05:55

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

i hope everyone read my GPLv3 code. cya

# ? May 20, 2012 07:59

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

Mr Dog posted:

tef is like the ultimate YOSPOS hipster

i have no idea what this means

sent from my apple ][

# ? May 20, 2012 08:37

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

quote:

yeah i'm into some p obscure software engineering philosophies you've probably never heard of them

i'll leave you with this: the same people who propose new langauges/operating systems to solve all the ills of the programming world are the same ones who propose forming new political parties to solve the ills of the physical one

people's front of judea etc

or this. there are words here but nothing makes sense

# ? May 20, 2012 08:37

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 9, 2024 02:06

Nomnom Cookie: Aug 30, 2009

iamthexander posted:

answer my question nerds

program to interfaces, not implementations

# ? May 20, 2012 09:18

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > p-lang thread: (now (have you (problems two)))

«‹›1784 »