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I never noticed how close to tears George was when someone pointed out his Frogger machine would lose his high score when the power was unplugged. "...Why is there always a problem?!"
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I really like that bit with the non-funny cartoon in the "New Yorker", where George attempts to help Elaine figure out why it's funny: E: "George look at this..." G: "That's cute." E: "You get it?" G: "No, never mind." (...) G: "It's got something to do with that 42 in the corner!" E: "That's the page number" G: "Well, I can't crack this one!" E: "This is gotta be a mistake..." G: "Try shaking it"
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My wife is a slut.
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May 17, 2012 01:19
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I'd like to see that complaint get rectified!
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May 17, 2012 01:46
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haljordan posted:I never noticed how close to tears George was when someone pointed out his Frogger machine would lose his high score when the power was unplugged. Why must there always be a problem?! You'd think just once I'd catch a break! God knows I earned it with that score!
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May 17, 2012 01:49
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aren't those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody? sometimes
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May 17, 2012 07:10
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 IT WAS WHEN I WAS BANGIN edit: hahaha holy poo poo I am watching the bloopers and then this: 
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May 17, 2012 08:40
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DrBouvenstein posted:Someone earlier said that half of Jerry's lines could be represented with either the My favorite for haw is still: Hey! A dinosaur! 
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"You're dead President Lincoln, you're dead!" "....I wish I was dead..."
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May 18, 2012 12:37
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Netflix recommended me Air Force One this evening. Guess who I was surprised to see. I opened the Constitution, and found a bunch of drawings of... pee-pees, and wee-wees!
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Chexoid posted:I'd like to see that complaint get rectified! Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own, and I can prove it. Quick Elaine, to my archives!
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May 18, 2012 22:30
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Larry David is worried about the limo driver in CYE. This reminds me of George worrying about the guard who doesn't have a chair. Are they good people who get stuck in bad situations or are they complete sociopaths? I really can't decide.
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May 19, 2012 07:08
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Max22 posted:I wouldn't recommend watching this.  what the gently caress is this
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Max22 posted:I wouldn't recommend watching this. That was awesome. Jerry's voice was great but George's was so far off, it was perfect.
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All names sound strange the first time you hear them. What, you're telling me people loved the name Blanche the first time they heard it?
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I would recommend watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MyZg7E27cw  I guess sort of NSFW for language?
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May 20, 2012 06:31
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DrBouvenstein posted:I would recommend watching this: ...My mother caught me...
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May 20, 2012 06:42
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What can I tell you, buddy? Take it up with consumer affairs.
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Coffee And Pie posted:...My mother caught me... Well, if I hear you correctly - and I think that I do - my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here, and never mention this to anyone again.
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I liked that part about the sex not being simulated... that was... really funny...
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IF YOU WANT THE LEGROOM, SAY YOU WANT THE LEGROOM DON'T BLAME THE MECHANISM 
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That's gotta hurt!
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Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony!
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May 22, 2012 21:17
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No I'm not! I...was bald.
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Oh that Meryl Streep is such a phony baloney!
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complicated shoes posted:That's gotta hurt! YOU'RE JUST A PROP COMIC! WHERE'S THE CRAFT?!
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You're supposed to be able to see your face. DO YOU SEE YOUR FACE IN THERE!
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Stella! STELLA!
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MY BOYS CAN SWIM!
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mojo1701a posted:Stella! Kenny...... Kenny 
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Keevon posted:Kenny...... Kenny Poor Pinkus.. Poor little Pinkus
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Cable Boy...Cable Boy! What have you done to my little Cable Boy?
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Levels. I'm gonna build.. these different... levels. You know, with steps. And it'll all be carpeted. Lots of Pillows. Gonna be like ancient Egypt.
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Wood, Jerry. Wood.
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Hey, Yo Yo Ma!
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John... F... Kennedy... JUNIOOOOOOOR!
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Why can't I meet a Kennedy? I saw John Junior once downtown. I was on a bus. I hit the...ding but...it didn't stop.
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This was supposed to be the Summer of George! the summer of george...
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Ah yes, the Nih-cole Millah
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Cartwright? Cartwright?
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