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I feel like I should clarify something that confused some people earlier. Porky's wife is NOT a lazerbot creation. Petunia Pig was an actual character who appeared in several Porky cartoons.
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# ? May 23, 2012 16:59 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 04:36 |
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Hahahahaha this is right out of Wanted.
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# ? May 23, 2012 17:02 |
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Judging by those last six panels, the death of porky JR is going to be the highlight of Tails Gets Trolled 3D. The "bullet travelling through a pig's skull" panels are the best. I chuckled at the first one and absolutely lost it at the second. ninjaedit: This is also the first time we've seen or heard about porky JR, right? Poor guy, created just to die...
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# ? May 23, 2012 17:05 |
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FadingChord posted:Poor guy, created just to die... Ah, but isn't that the case for everyone? Lazerbot is the Sartre of our time.
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# ? May 23, 2012 17:08 |
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FadingChord posted:ninjaedit: This is also the first time we've seen or heard about porky JR, right? Poor guy, created just to die... No, when Petunia walked out she referenced taking the kid with her.
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# ? May 23, 2012 17:13 |
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I cannot thank you enough for suggesting to read it slowly. Did not see that coming holy poo poo (neither did they)
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# ? May 23, 2012 17:16 |
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Paramemetic posted:The use of color here is perfect. As soon as I saw the palette change to red, I was holding onto my chair. Yeah the transition is honestly more than I would have expected out of Lazer Bot, no offense. I mean certainly the writing and art have improved drastically, but a more subtle technique like that is impressive in it's own way.
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# ? May 23, 2012 17:18 |
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I love that Wil-e can see the bullet travelling in midair, has enough time to have a contemplative moment and then shout "Noooooo" all before it hits and yet not doanything to save Porkina and Little Hamburgers.
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# ? May 23, 2012 17:21 |
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Oh my god. Oh my god. I read it very slowly like suggested and 'or i'll cut your balls off' sent me into the creepy vibe and then the red panel before anything happens... I was tensed up. This is amazing. Absolutely amazing. I hope nobody saw my expression while reading this in a public place. At that, I hope nobody saw what exactly I was staring at in the first place
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# ? May 23, 2012 17:24 |
FadingChord posted:The reason that COYOTE is so unalarmed by all of this Neutral's nonsense is because he's high as poo poo (without a shovel) on Knuckles' smart weed. He's Knuckes' connect. E: holy poo poo, what's going to happen to Porky? Normally I would say he's going to end up dead or some kind of Neutral Juggernaut, but with Lazerbot it could be anything. SniperWoreConverse fucked around with this message at 17:29 on May 23, 2012 |
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# ? May 23, 2012 17:26 |
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My first reaction is to laugh. Then I think about what I'm laughing at and laugh even more.
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# ? May 23, 2012 18:00 |
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A momment of silence.
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# ? May 23, 2012 18:14 |
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Holy poo poo, an infant just got sniped.
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# ? May 23, 2012 18:15 |
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I was reading it slowly as reccomended and I honestly thought when the panel's turned red and Wil-e started freaking out the baby was going to bite Porky's head off or something. Instead he just got gibbed like a punk.
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# ? May 23, 2012 18:17 |
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Oh poo poo oh poo poo oh poo poo Porky is going to die next with that bullet and they're going to reanimate his wife and son and use them to attack those crazy sniper Christians. Wait no of course none of that is going to happen. LazyB is going to pull another wildcard.
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# ? May 23, 2012 18:19 |
Mikael Kreoss posted:For best results listen to this when the panels turn red Jesus loving christ Every other track from that movie would have worked, but that, I am crying tears of laughter. And tears of blood for Porky.
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# ? May 23, 2012 18:20 |
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Holy poo poo, that was totally not what I was expecting.
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# ? May 23, 2012 18:25 |
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That whole sequence. Just . Porky seriously is just getting continually poo poo on. I'm starting to feel sad.
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# ? May 23, 2012 18:35 |
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Mazed posted:Jesus loving Alternately: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zljw9gkAlsA Really the whole Kill Bill soundtrack is amazing and like half of it fits poo poo like this.
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# ? May 23, 2012 18:40 |
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Junior seems to be looking at his dad angrily in that panel where Porky takes him, I was definitely expecting some demon-possessed slaughter there. Can't imagine that the bullet kills Porky too, even though that would be the only possible trajectory. What's the point in killing them if there's no one left to mourn them? Good lord, this comic really is good.
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# ? May 23, 2012 18:44 |
Mikael Kreoss posted:Alternately: It's true. God, it's so true.
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# ? May 23, 2012 18:44 |
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Nilbop posted:I love that Wil-e can see the bullet travelling in midair, has enough time to have a contemplative moment and then shout "Noooooo" all before it hits and yet not doanything to save Porkina and Little Hamburgers. You can see the muzzle flash in the first bullet panel, so clearly he was talking about the gun
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# ? May 23, 2012 18:47 |
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I remember 20 pages ago everyone wanted Porky to die horribly. Is this...IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED... ...gosh, years of being an Earthbound fan make me look at the name "Porky" and feel like I'm spelling it wrong.
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# ? May 23, 2012 18:49 |
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davidspackage posted:Junior seems to be looking at his dad angrily in that panel where Porky takes him, I was definitely expecting some demon-possessed slaughter there. He had a premonition that he was going to die in five seconds. That's the look you'd make, too, if you knew that you were going to die with a soiled diaper.
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# ? May 23, 2012 18:51 |
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Is the next comic going to be necromantic strings + Porky's Family?
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# ? May 23, 2012 18:55 |
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I love how Wile. E just sensed the bullet was coming.
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# ? May 23, 2012 19:10 |
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I can only imagine that this will end with Porky completely losing it and reanimating his wife and child so that they can remain with him. I'm picturing Porky living alone in their old home and commanding their bodies to behave as they normally would throughout the course of a day.
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# ? May 23, 2012 19:11 |
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UnassemblyRequired posted:I can only imagine that this will end with Porky completely losing it and reanimating his wife and child so that they can remain with him. I'm picturing Porky living alone in their old home and commanding their bodies to behave as they normally would throughout the course of a day. So basically, like that one episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog with the crocodile who turned people into puppets ends.
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# ? May 23, 2012 19:16 |
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Do we know if there's a limit to how many corpses can be reanimated at once? Personally I reckon it'll be one per hand.
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# ? May 23, 2012 19:22 |
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Jesus, I know Wile E. is apparently a wise sage, but can he see in bullet time now? How else would he know the bullet's coming?
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# ? May 23, 2012 19:33 |
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maybe he saw the shooter and not the bullet?
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# ? May 23, 2012 19:33 |
TwoPair posted:Jesus, I know Wile E. is apparently a wise sage, but can he see in bullet time now? How else would he know the bullet's coming? Man he can see the Roadrunner, bullets must be sluggish to his senses.
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# ? May 23, 2012 19:35 |
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TwoPair posted:Jesus, I know Wile E. is apparently a wise sage, but can he see in bullet time now? How else would he know the bullet's coming? He can hover in the air for a bit shortly after running off a cliff, he has powers that affect his perception of the laws of physics.
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# ? May 23, 2012 19:38 |
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Lurdiak posted:Man he can see the Roadrunner, bullets must be sluggish to his senses. Keep in mind that Wile E is also the chillest motherfucker on the planet. His pill is perpetually chilled, therefore time moves slower for him.
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# ? May 23, 2012 19:43 |
Georgia Peach posted:He can hover in the air for a bit shortly after running off a cliff, he has powers that affect his perception of the laws of physics. Wile know that they're in the Matrix. Remember, headshots and beheadings negate zombification.
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# ? May 23, 2012 19:45 |
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Soonmot posted:Remember, headshots and beheadings negate zombification. I think only beheadings do. Remember, Daffy and Bugs were both shot in the head, then later successfully zombified by Fudd.
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# ? May 23, 2012 19:46 |
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Slate Action posted:I think only beheadings do. Remember, Daffy and Bugs were both shot in the head, then later successfully zombified by Fudd. Yep, there just needs to be enough brains left to eat.
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# ? May 23, 2012 19:49 |
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davidspackage posted:Junior seems to be looking at his dad angrily in that panel where Porky takes him, I was definitely expecting some demon-possessed slaughter there. Look at the last panel again. The trajectory looks like it'll fly over Porky's head. Lazerbot's got all his bases covered.
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# ? May 23, 2012 19:55 |
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Holy gently caress. This is getting real
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# ? May 23, 2012 19:55 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 04:36 |
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Well I wondered what image was going to beat Daffy getting shot in the head. This is it folks.
Undead Unicorn fucked around with this message at 20:16 on May 23, 2012 |
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