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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I have heard of precisely one of those bands. Same here. I'm assuming the two that aren't Rush existed only as tour mates for Sister Hazel in 1997.
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Same here. I love Rush though. My wife and I saw them at Red Rocks two years ago. It was pretty great. I would say that it was the best show I have ever been to, but seeing Jimmy Page & The Black Crowes was pretty awesome too. I just had a son in January so I guess those days are over now. Totally worth it though. I can't wait to get him reading ASOIAF. I think that 5 or 6 years old is a good age to get him started of GRRM. Hahaha. So am I correct that the prevailing opinion of the readers here is that the Dunk & Egg books are worth reading? Are they on Kindle?
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A theory: Jon Snow is in fact Lightbringer. Rhaegar stabbed Lyanna with his sword and the result was the birth of Jon. Tell me this isn't plausible.
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May 27, 2012 14:50
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But his sword didn't pierce her heart 
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Gibbone posted:A theory: Jon Snow is in fact Lightbringer. Rhaegar stabbed Lyanna with his sword and the result was the birth of Jon. Tell me this isn't plausible. I'll buy into it, though I really can't see how it ties into Sister Hazel c. 1997...and that makes me sad. Also, I'm assuming by "sword" you mean "glistening manhood". All hail Jon Snowbringer! whowhatwhere posted:But his sword didn't pierce her heart Rhaegar was obviously that well endowed. Why else would Jon Connington fall for him so swiftly after seeing him in the locker room? Devorum fucked around with this message at 14:57 on May 27, 2012 |
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May 27, 2012 14:54
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I forget, was it actually established in ADWD that Daenerys ended up
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Hakkesshu posted:I forget, was it actually established in ADWD that Daenerys ended up No, she ate shitberries, she didn't get fantasy cholera. el_brio posted:So am I correct that the prevailing opinion of the readers here is that the Dunk & Egg books are worth reading? Are they on Kindle? Yes and yes.
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Devorum posted:Rhaegar was obviously that well endowed. Why else would Jon Connington fall for him so swiftly after seeing him in the locker room? ASOIAF as a high school melodrama would be amazing.
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May 27, 2012 18:34
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Robert's Rebellion as high school melodrama. ASOIAF is the collegiate sequel.
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May 27, 2012 19:10
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We already have the teen pregnancy drama with Lysa and Littlefinger. Littlefinger's the nerd that pines after the pretty girl with a jock boyfriend and ends up with her little sister.
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May 27, 2012 19:14
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Ends up raped by the little sister and then goes with her because of her family connections.
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May 27, 2012 19:16
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Meanwhile Robert's being a manwhore with Ned as his straight man who has to put up with him hitting on his sister. Jon Arryn is their cool older friend who buys them beer.
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May 27, 2012 19:38
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I figure he'd be their stepdad or something.
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May 27, 2012 19:46
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Aerys the crazy headmaster who will expel students at paranoid whims.
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It'd be interesting to see the ramifications of Brandon being expelled instead of killed, I must admit.
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Gregor the cruel jock.
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Jon Arryn is Robert's stepdad who is generally cool and let's his stepson drink beer. Robert wants to go to prom with his best buddy Ned's sister, who is a total babe. Ned's okay with it because he knows under the party boy Spicoli surfer dude act, Robert is actual a good dude, and besides, Lyanna always goes for these douchebag bro types, which he just can't stand. Ned pours himself into his studies so he can get into a good college and Lyanna wants to smoke cigarettes and drink vodka and pass out at parties and act like a total bitch, and just generally piss away her opportunities. So in comes the mayor's son. He's a handsome pretty-boy rich jock douchebag with a Camaro and after the big football game he asks Lyanna to the prom. Meanwhile, Ned's dad and brother have been running the family tire store for years, and the dickbag mayor rezones everything and pulls Ned's dad's business license with some shady poo poo in the city council. So Ned and Robert are pretty much like "OMG gently caress these Targaryen jerks, they think they're so much better than us." A few months later, near graduation, Robert ends up kicking Rhaegar's rear end after gym class, and Rhaegar cries a lot and his reputation is ruined. Ned finds out Lyanna was teen pregnant. After graduation, Robert, being pretty much the most liked guy in town, runs a campaign against the crooked mayor. He has a windfall come his way when he starts dating Tywin's (a city councilman's) dughter. He totally dominates the elections and the Targs move away in disgrace. A lot of people question his authority, being the youngest mayor ever, and he bankrupts the city on conventions and political "fundraisers". But he's generally well regarded by the people. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 20:20 on May 27, 2012 |
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May 27, 2012 20:11
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Ned's younger brother Ben joins up with the goths who like hanging around the woods in the outskirts of town. Nobody gives a poo poo.
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The intro is a muppet version of GRRM on his drawing board, creating the characters with one stroke of his brush, killing half of them off with another. There's also short muppet segments in the middle, usually with his maid yelling something like "I hope nobody eats this weasel pie while it's cooling on the window sill!" from off screen, then the muppet looks into the camera and makes that weird scrunched face expression, end of scene. The aftermath is shown in the credits. There's also We are talking about a cartoon here, right?
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The Unnamed One posted:Ned's younger brother Ben joins up with the goths who like hanging around the woods in the outskirts of town. Nobody gives a poo poo. Some crazy kids from the next town over are always throwing rocks at the abandoned building where Ben and "the crows" (the schoolchildren's nickname for the goth kids) hang out, so they take their bikes out occasionally to spy on them and maybe give them wet willies.
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May 27, 2012 20:53
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What does that make Tywin then? the Mayors best friend who kicks Rhaegar out of school?
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There's also the subplot of Coach Hightower, who has to win the championship while dealing with the talented but headstrong rookie Jaime, being helped by his teammates Arthur and Barry.
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Some crazy kids from the next town over are always throwing rocks at the abandoned building where Ben and "the crows" (the schoolchildren's nickname for the goth kids) hang out, so they take their bikes out occasionally to spy on them and maybe give them wet willies. Also known as black people, from a poor town.
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Anders posted:Also known as black people, from a poor town. How would warlocks and the red priests fit in? Huge nerds?
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Urdnot Fire posted:Don't conflate the Summer Isles with North of the Wall. Meth-users
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Anders posted:Meth-users "Naw, man. Pyat Pree takes you to the House of the Undying. So trippy, dude."
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Beric Dondarrion was challenged to a drinking contest with Gregor. He nearly died of alcohol poisoning, then Thoros (the weird little pyro exchange student) gave him a hit of acid and he came to was able to walk it off. e: the Stephen Degrasse Sagan Hawking thread has learned of GRRM's shitdick and impending death. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 22:05 on May 27, 2012 |
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lol GURM u fat fucker Just postin that so Rarity doesn't look like a liar. Oh my sweet summer thread, have they seen the pictures of Gurm's wedding or that one where a monkey is picking poo poo out of his beard? Or the sextape of him and Ty spit roasting Parris?
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Rarity, WTF? The people need to know they're watching a show by a poopweiner haver.
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IRQ posted:lol GURM u fat fucker I have seen nothing of this please re-post.
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VaultAggie posted:What does that make Tywin then? the Mayors best friend who kicks Rhaegar out of school? He's the Car Dealership owner/city council member who basically owns the town, politically speaking. Robert was just a catspaw.
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Meanwhile the Tyrells own a buch of land and employ a bunch of people's dads which helps Loras not get beat up when he and Renly are praying undermeath the bleachers.
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Gregor Clegane got arrested when he brought a knife to school after Loras dunked on him and rubbed his balls in his face in mid air.
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whowhatwhere posted:He's the Car Dealership owner/city council member who basically owns the town, politically speaking. Robert was just a catspaw. He also promises to back the incumbent mayor until the 11th hour, when he shows up at a rally and drops a huge scandal bomb he was keeping a secret...and it is the mayor's own rally. The mayor loses it, and tries to hit Tywin...but Jaimie is there as "security" and punches him the face before he can do it. run DNC posted:Gregor Clegane got arrested when he brought a knife to school after Loras dunked on him and rubbed his balls in his face in mid air. Sandor is his little brother, burned in a house-fire that many suspect Gregor set. He is also a jock, but doesn't hang out with the other jocks and generally considers them to be douchebags. Acts like a dick, but will defend nerds and such against his brother's bullying. Devorum fucked around with this message at 00:58 on May 28, 2012 |
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El Hefe posted:I have seen nothing of this please re-post. Look at how unhappy this monkey looks at the idea of eating the flora and fauna in Gurm's snarled mess of goony hair:  
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May 28, 2012 00:54
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You forgot the wedding rings:
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Jesus, that looks more like a bracelet.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Jesus, that looks more like a bracelet.
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