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Bronn is a weird 30 year old who is dating a fat 11th grader. My high school had one.
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# ? May 28, 2012 04:25 |
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Poldarn posted:Bronn is a weird 30 year old who is dating a fat 11th grader. My high school had one. A weird 30 year old, who likes all the cool bands ever, and will buy cigarettes and beer for the kids on school. He also beats up jocks.
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# ? May 28, 2012 04:37 |
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Girafro posted:I'm hoping we'll get to see Tywin lay down some goddamn law around that castle. poo poo, Cersei pulling Joff from the battlements and demoralizing their troops, almost killing Tommen, getting drunk off her rear end and sabotaging all of Tyrion's plans. Joff being a cowardly little bitch, the treachery of the Kingsguard, Tywin's gonna make some goddamn heads roll for this terrible mess.
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# ? May 28, 2012 04:44 |
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Since were on the topic of high school versions of ASOIAF, I went back and found this piece I wrote in one of the gassed bad thread iterations.bigmcgaffney posted:"Yo Kingslayer! Toss me a brew, man!" Osmund Kettleblack shouted over the music.
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# ? May 28, 2012 05:30 |
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You have to love his enthusiasm, and in the context of the show, his inveterate love of Tywin.
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# ? May 28, 2012 05:31 |
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bigmcgaffney posted:Since were on the topic of high school versions of ASOIAF, I went back and found this piece I wrote in one of the gassed bad thread iterations. Didn't someone draw a high school drama comic too?
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# ? May 28, 2012 07:43 |
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Anders posted:Didn't someone draw a high school drama comic too? Haha yeah someone did, I forgot who though.
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# ? May 28, 2012 09:31 |
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bigmcgaffney posted:Since were on the topic of high school versions of ASOIAF, I went back and found this piece I wrote in one of the gassed bad thread iterations. I was half expecting this to have been a passage from Rules of Attraction with all the names switched. Again you disappoint me, you puppy.
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# ? May 28, 2012 13:28 |
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So I just finished Dance with Dragons. I ended up getting a little skip happy on some of the boring parts near the end. Why did we decide to kill Jon Snow? "For the watch"? people just didn't like him and the wildlings goin' to kick some rear end? That was bullshit and stupid. Also, I could give a flying gently caress about these assholes on boats and tyrion and cersei and the dornish and asha and jaime in this book. They literally did nothing. The 2 Arya chapters were okay though. I came to this book with low expectations and they were met. As a reader who wasn't really that into the series and read the last 4 back to back I gotta say that it seems like HBO has been doing pretty drat well for the source material that they have. I like the show. The only difference from the book that I've noticed is the Rob love interest plotline, which is kind of bad. And that's what I think about game of thrones.
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# ? May 28, 2012 18:35 |
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The wilding poo poo was bad enough, but it's because Jon Snow was about to insert himself into politics south of the wall by attacking Ramsay Bolton to rescue his "sister".
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# ? May 28, 2012 18:37 |
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A Dance with Dragons' main problem isn't so much that the Tyrion, Jon Snow, and Dany chapters are kinda boring and dumb so much as that there are so goddamn many of them. The chapters involving basically everyone else are perfectly fine (as is pretty much the entirety of AFFC), and Tyrion's stuff toward the very beginning/Dany's stuff toward the very end, apart from taking a gigantic bloody poo poo, is pretty fine too.
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I've been catching up with the latest(?) episode and the simple shrug Arya does when said that she lacks honor is simply what makes her the best Stark. Can't remember if that part was in the books or not.
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# ? May 28, 2012 19:26 |
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Another little thing that was great in the last episode was Tyrion's tiny grin while he was making the speech to lead the men beyond the wall. It perfectly captured his sense of "what the gently caress am I doing?" that was in his thoughts in the book, thoughts that are often very difficult to show physically. A tiny gesture and you got it, though. And my god, Sansa is so much more awesome now. That actress is acting the hell out of her parts. Book Sansa chapters I hated, now with every scene I like her more. She's learning how to play the game much faster than she did in the books. Today was the day ~~~My Lancel~~~ became a real man.
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# ? May 28, 2012 20:14 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I was half expecting this to have been a passage from Rules of Attraction with all the names switched. Again you disappoint me, you puppy. Joffrey is obviously Patrick Bateman. The Blackwater ruled. Lancel more of a man than Joffrey. And the Hound's "gently caress the king, I'm out bitches". Sansa should have bailed with him though.
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# ? May 28, 2012 21:23 |
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bigmcgaffney posted:the Hound's "gently caress the king, I'm out bitches". Sansa should have bailed with him though. My SanSan!
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# ? May 28, 2012 21:33 |
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Tony Danza Claus posted:My SanSan! Really though, her options were to leave and go back North with a badass protecting her, or stay basically a captive of either the Lannisters who she hates, or Stannis who is a hardliner. She is his opponents sister and the only reason she thinks he won't hurt her is because drunk Cersei told her so.
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# ? May 28, 2012 21:44 |
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bigmcgaffney posted:Really though, her options were to leave and go back North with a badass protecting her, or stay basically a captive of either the Lannisters who she hates, or Stannis who is a hardliner. She is his opponents sister and the only reason she thinks he won't hurt her is because drunk Cersei told her so. This is why they should've brought Dontos back sooner Now all these dumb babbys are going to be asking why didn't she run off with the scary homicidal guy, he seems legit.
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# ? May 28, 2012 21:58 |
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Waffle Ho posted:This is why they should've brought Dontos back sooner Now all these dumb babbys are going to be asking why didn't she run off with the scary homicidal guy, he seems legit. Exactly. Despite him saying he loves killing repeatedly, he's just a big softie at heart!
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# ? May 28, 2012 22:00 |
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bigmcgaffney posted:Exactly. Despite him saying he loves killing repeatedly, he's just a big softie at heart! Just ask all the Sandor fangirls who call him "Puppy" and "Sandy" (I wish I were loving kidding)
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# ? May 28, 2012 22:03 |
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Waffle Ho posted:Just ask all the Sandor fangirls who call him "Puppy" and "Sandy" gently caress humanity.
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# ? May 28, 2012 22:05 |
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OK, that was a pretty cool episode.
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# ? May 28, 2012 22:14 |
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Junkenstein posted:OK, that was a pretty cool episode. Not really. They ruined SanSan!
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# ? May 28, 2012 22:50 |
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bigmcgaffney posted:Really though, her options were to leave and go back North with a badass protecting her, or stay basically a captive of either the Lannisters who she hates, or Stannis who is a hardliner. She is his opponents sister and the only reason she thinks he won't hurt her is because drunk Cersei told her so. I can't decide if Sansa thinking Stannis isn't going to kill her is because of her naivety--he's a Lord, if not a King and honorable blah blah. Or if it's just the way he's been described in King's Landing--you know how they all laughed about Ned, I imagine they laughed even harder about Holy-Stick-Up-His-rear end-Stannis. Basically I think it's this: it wsn't that long ago that she was almost being raped in the streets. Sansa is a teenage girl, she's not going to go out into another mob when she can sit in her barricaded room and hope for Stannis to put every Lannister's head on a pike. And if he loses, well. She can always say she was praying for Joffrey or some crap.
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# ? May 28, 2012 23:13 |
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whowhatwhere posted:The wilding poo poo was bad enough, but it's because Jon Snow was about to insert himself into politics south of the wall by attacking Ramsay Bolton to rescue his "sister". There's also the part where he sent part of the watch north in boats to get killed by zombie walruses, against all advice, and then decided to send another large chunk of the watch north this time with wagons and stuff to get eaten by zombie polar bears. Because the people at hard home will become zombies too and that would be bad....yet fighting the zombie apocalypse on their ground is perfectly sensible. And feeding them the night watch is super smart. Oh btw I'm going south with some wildlings. Have fun dying in the cold. I'd have stabbed him too.
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# ? May 28, 2012 23:21 |
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empty sea posted:Basically I think it's this: it wsn't that long ago that she was almost being raped in the streets. Sansa is a teenage girl, she's not going to go out into another mob when she can sit in her barricaded room and hope for Stannis to put every Lannister's head on a pike. And if he loses, well. She can always say she was praying for Joffrey or some crap. Yeah, I think her decision really does make a lot more sense when you realized that since nobody knew that Tywin was coming, it was almost certain at that point that the Lannisters were going to lose. Stannis has a reputation for being honorable and generally not rapey, and so then when all is said and done Joffrey's head gets put on a pike and she gets to go back to the life of a highborn lady that she'd always wanted.
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# ? May 29, 2012 00:41 |
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Know what really sucks? Next week will be the last time something interesting happens in Daenerys' plotline for the next four years, at the very minimum.
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# ? May 29, 2012 00:42 |
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ASOS has Drogon melting the slaver dude's eyeballs out, nevermind Strong Belwas making GBS threads at Meereen. If those are out, the series has failed.
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# ? May 29, 2012 00:45 |
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bigmcgaffney posted:Joffrey is obviously Patrick Bateman. God no, Patrick gets away with his crimes. Joffrey is Paul Owen, an insufferable prick who gets killed for it.
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# ? May 29, 2012 00:56 |
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And we are all the kindly hobo with a dog.
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# ? May 29, 2012 01:21 |
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I'm more of a stabbin' hobo.
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# ? May 29, 2012 01:30 |
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Tony Danza Claus posted:And we are all the kindly hobo with a dog. We're still alive, so that isn't true. We're the whore who Bateman tells to clean her vagina and then pulls out the coathanger late at night for god knows what.
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# ? May 29, 2012 02:05 |
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The hobo survives in the book, Patrick merely blinds him.
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# ? May 29, 2012 02:18 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:The hobo survives in the book, Patrick merely blinds him. And then they have a beautiful reunion! (or is that a different hobo)
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# ? May 29, 2012 02:30 |
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Tony Danza Claus posted:My SanSan! Fear not, fellow young-woman-with-issues! The world of ice and tumblr shares your pain! some mental patient posted:I hate you, HBO. I start fires! posted:posted: BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW posted:Come on, guise. The above captured by Waffle Ho. The next few found by myself: SANSAN posted:I UNDERSTAND THAT BOOK!SANDOR AND TV!SANDOR ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON. San posted:Maybe there will be such an abundance of new SanSan fans thanks to this scene that D&D are like “wow, this really IS a ship!!” and make all Sansa’s dreams/unkisses and Sandor’s dialogue to Arya about Sansa REALLY AWESOME!!?? And maybe they’ll like somehow reunite them in a crazy dreamsequence where they makeout have babies and rule the gently caress out of the North together?!?!!? What I have learned from this harrowing experience is that SanSan fans are Wildcards with even weirder fetishes than fat eunuchs making GBS threads towards a city or dainty young queens making GBS threads and menstruating simultaneously or...
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# ? May 29, 2012 02:33 |
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"Shipping" is the stupidest loving term.The Mutato posted:And then they have a beautiful reunion! (or is that a different hobo) Same hobo! Patrick scares the poo poo out of him by just walking up and hissing the guys name or something. I believe the dog survives as well, but is crippled from Patrick stomping on its spine or something.
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# ? May 29, 2012 02:41 |
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To be fair, "Littlefucker" is a pretty apt name for Petyr
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# ? May 29, 2012 02:43 |
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I have mixed feelings on the Blackwater episode simply because I really thought it felt too small scale. On a possibly related note, I always see people making jokes about the budget of the show in this and other threads. Whats the story behind that?
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# ? May 29, 2012 02:59 |
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^^^Well you know even the lovely Harry Potter movies look like poo poo with bad cgi? Well, cut the budget from 200 million to 60, quadruple the cast, and stretch it to ten hours. That's why the show can't do big battles. ---------- Burn the internet and sow salt in its tubes. Death to shippers. Death to tumblr. Death to deviantart! The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 03:16 on May 29, 2012 |
# ? May 29, 2012 03:13 |
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Christ almighty. San-San shippers make Gendry/Arya shippers look positively restrained and sane. Even...and I shudder as I type this...as pure and wholesome as a Church picnic. Never thought I'd see the day when the fans would out-GRRM GRRM.
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# ? May 29, 2012 03:14 |
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It has a large budget, but ASOIAF is, even with all the advances made since AGOT was written, largely unfilmable at its full scale. So they're constantly doing things like cutting away from battles and never showing anything too expensive. They weren't even going to do the Blackwater initially. They were going to just do a full episode of Sansa/Cersei receiving news from the walls. Then they managed to beg enough money out of HBO to make what they did, and lo! It was good. Smaller than it could have been if there was an LOTR budget for each season, but good.
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