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Vintersorg posted:Another Mondo sale for tomorrow, up for grabs is Dragonslayer, Shadow of A Doubt, Film & The Unholy Three.  loving incredible. One of the best movie posters I've seen in years. Mondo has a real knack for this kind of thing.
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couldcareless posted:My favorite thing about this cover is I like to imagine they stuck Ned's head after he was beheaded on the body of Thor to kick some Lannister rear end. To be fair, Martin hasn't finished writing the books yet. We don't know that's not how it ends.
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bobkatt013 posted:I guess we found something as great as this I kept waiting for Spiderman to show up.
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bobkatt013 posted:I guess we found something as great as this The guys who made 3 Dev Adam totally need to look into this.
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IMPAwards has been amusing lately. Take this poster for instance, which desperately wants you to think this movie is "The Town": Starring Paul Sorvino as America's newest superhero, Jowlman! Did you know Paul Sorvino has his own pasta brand? No, I'm not kidding.  What in loving hell is this? Wait, it's actually called "Klovn"? And there's more posters?  So… they illustrated that suit and then dropped a Photoshop-filtered head behind it.   Tyler Perry, again. I will give you credit for not using red text on this most generic of comedy posters. Photsoshopped sunglasses are getting to be up there with lensflares as annoying features of posters.  The last thing the artist saw before this went online was MS Paint's 'Save As' window.
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bobkatt013 posted:I guess we found something as great as this Doctor Jackstraw is my rap name.
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Robert Denby posted:
I assume this is a porno.
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Robert Denby posted:
100 people are going to sleep with 100 mustangs in 100 days? edit: beaten.
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bobkatt013 posted:I guess we found something as great as this The best thing about this is that the "SPIDERMAN" begins the next line. The reveal kills me every time.
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gregday posted:The best thing about this is that the "SPIDERMAN" begins the next line. The reveal kills me every time. My favourite line is "...with this mask, spiderman stroke all criminal activities and criminals everywhere". Maybe it's my dirty mind but having Spiderman (or any superhero) stroke criminals just sounds wrong.
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Welp. The book was published in 2008.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I really hate this. It looks like Chloe Sevigny, who I love, doing a Ms. 45 thing, which I also love. But those tags are like caution tape. "The Brown Bunny" besides being terrible, ruined her career for me. I keep thinking instead of "Golden Globe Winner" it should say "Dude she totally gave that guy a BJ in that movie."
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Robert Denby posted:So… they illustrated that suit and then dropped a Photoshop-filtered head behind it. It's body painting 
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Dillbag posted:Welp. The execution on the book is about a billion times better.
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So "Snow White and the Huntsman" comes out this weekend, but aren't there a couple of smaller releases, too? The compositing makes the head look chunky. Oh, it came out in some places already. Let's see what Australia's poster looks like.  Well that's even worse. Isn't there something else coming out this weekend?  No way. Easily one of the worst posters I've ever seen. They didn't even bother to crop anything properly (you can see where someone used the erase tool on every one of those kids since they have pixelated white haloing on all of them).
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Someone got paid money to make this.
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"In Theaters Worldwide" looks like it went through one of those text animations where the text vibrates but it never came out of that.
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Vagabundo posted:New banners for The Dark Knight Rises! Oh boy! I love the perfectly placed nipple-bokeh in this one 
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 The only thing that can drive me away from a film faster than Morgan Spurlock's name, is Morgan Spurlock's hairy chest.
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Do the people who make horse movies go out of their way to keep non horse fanatics out of theatres by alienating them with the most boring posters imaginable.
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Robert Denby posted:IMPAwards has been amusing lately. Take this poster for instance, which desperately wants you to think this movie is "The Town": Or The Departed with Edward Furlong looking a lot like DiCaprio.
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AndyP posted:
There was an early image of this poster going around that listed the director as "Morgan Spurloctk".
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AndyP posted:The only thing that can drive me away from a film faster than Morgan Spurlock's name, is Morgan Spurlock's hairy chest. Well, it was probably worth not going to anyway since by all accounts, this movie is really quite terrible.
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Robert Denby posted:
As for the first one, I have no idea why they decided to spell it "klown", except perhaps because it resembles the english word closer. The movie is called "Klovn the movie" in Danish, literally "Clown the movie". It's based on a TV-show, which again was inspired by Curb your Enthusiasm. As for the second poster, the actor on the right is actually body painted and buck naked. You want to see something  ? They did make another poster for Klovn the Movie: http://i.imgur.com/faPQe.jpg
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Hahaha, that third poster is absolutely fantastic, down to the guy merely covering those balls being so close to having his head up that rear end.
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Robert Denby posted:
The kerning on the tagline text made me see "I DO DAYS. I DO PEOPLE. I DO MUSTANGS." So yes, it's probably a porno.
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Vagabundo posted:Well, it was probably worth not going to anyway since by all accounts, this movie is really quite terrible. http://www.avclub.com/articles/mansome,75228/ Ouch.
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Iacen posted:You want to see something Is the character supposed to be gay because it appears the only other man on the poster is the one touching his dick.
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 For all the creative rights Steven Soderbergh gets for his feature films (even internationally) he doesn't seem to have any hand in marketing.
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AlexF posted:
That's MORE than enough for its target audience.
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Mister Chief posted:Is the character supposed to be gay because it appears the only other man on the poster is the one touching his dick. I don't think so. In fact, the entire premise of the movie (As far as I know, haven't seen it) is that this dude wants to go on some sort of "Tour de pussy".
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The Modern Leper posted:That's MORE than enough for its target audience. You're absolutely right but then again most of the posters in this thread are. Still looks quite lousy. Our marketing department (working for the German distributor) says we can work with it. Not that I'd trust them with anything after the "Safe" disaster that was detailed quite nicely some pages ago. I was there for the decision and it happened exactly as described... 
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Mister Chief posted:Is the character supposed to be gay because it appears the only other man on the poster is the one touching his dick.
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Cacator posted:"The Brown Bunny" besides being terrible, ruined her career for me. I keep thinking instead of "Golden Globe Winner" it should say "Dude she totally gave that guy a BJ in that movie." I can see how that would be a Ned Beatty moment for some people but it's in the context of a love scene. She's not forced at gunpoint to give Vince Gallo a blowjob. I never really thought of that as demeaning and the prudish fake shock reaction is just ridiculous and silly. People have filmed non-simulated sex before.
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Cacator posted:"The Brown Bunny" besides being terrible, ruined her career for me. I keep thinking instead of "Golden Globe Winner" it should say "Dude she totally gave that guy a BJ in that movie." Yeah, odds are that Chloe Sevigny has had sex at other points in her life as well. Does that also make her unwatchable to you? If so, I have some bad news about every actor in the world.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I can see how that would be a Ned Beatty moment for some people Did Deliverance really turn people off Ned Beatty? I assume that's what you're referring to. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised because I can never again watch anything with Rory Kinnear in it, and for basically the same reason. Squeal, piggy, squeal!
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HoldYourFire posted:Did Deliverance really turn people off Ned Beatty? I assume that's what you're referring to. To some degree, yeah.
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