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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:It is absolutely creepy, I feel because she's taking such delight in annihilating Robert's line. She hates him just so much she'll sleep with him just to have that moment of joy as she scoops it all out and destroys it. e: Beaten like something that rhymes with Leek The Mechaniks of Cumbortion by Maester Gurm, Arch Pregnomancer of Westeros unlimited shrimp fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Jun 2, 2012 |
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Ambiguatron posted:I just spent the last five minutes researching the length of Robert's reign and calculating how many times he could have painted Cersei's face with his issue assuming one ejaculation per day, you bastard. Cersei says he only 'claimed his rights' infrequently.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:They were married approximately 15 years. Assuming GRRMiverse works like earth, that's 5,475 days. And people say the GRRMster doesn't pay attention to logistics, pshaa.
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Jun 2, 2012 04:45
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One ejaculation a day for Robert "The Only Man to Make the Eight Concurrently During a Perfect Week" Baratheon? Preposterous. Most of them just weren't with Cersei. I mean, the dude beat it like three times during the Battle of the Trident in full armor. That's dedication, homes.
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Robert Baratheon could easily ejaculate 5 times a day. 2 for whores, 1 for noble ladies, 1 for himself, 1 for Cersei. By my calculations, given whore population and gestation periods, this means he has 1,200 bastards, and, as written, Cersei ate 10,000 princes. GRRM did his homework. 
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whowhatwhere posted:Bought, alas. They used to be handed out like hotcakes and then suddenly the mods stopping giving them out. Yeah, there was a mod that used to love the Bad Thread and gave everybody gang tags but then they found out she was selling Facebook gold over Twitter or some such poo poo and she got kicked out. I registered for the SA forums solely to post in this thread (pretty sure I've never even posted in another thread here) and I'd love a WildCards tag, but I just don't want to spend another  .
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Technically she'd just do your grinding for you in WoW. Which somehow abused mod privileges in a way that Swole doesn't.
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Besides creepiness, another thing just occurred to me:A GLISTENING HODOR posted:"Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm. Whilst you snored I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale, sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs." 
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Maesters sure are weird! I guess when you've got a vow of chastity you've got a lot of the stuff on hand to examine.
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I'm pretty sure the Gurm maester from the video game is responsible for that knowledge.
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whowhatwhere posted:Maesters sure are weird! I guess when you've got a vow of chastity you've got a lot of the stuff on hand to examine. Now I'm picturing an old maester carefully dividing up a load of jizz, then using it to impregnate several ladies, to figure out how many sons it contains. 
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thornghost posted:Yeah, there was a mod that used to love the Bad Thread and gave everybody gang tags but then they found out she was selling Facebook gold over Twitter or some such poo poo and she got kicked out. I registered for the SA forums solely to post in this thread (pretty sure I've never even posted in another thread here) and I'd love a WildCards tag, but I just don't want to spend another I paid the iron price for my tag...
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whowhatwhere posted:Technically she'd just do your grinding for you in WoW. Which somehow abused mod privileges in a way that Swole doesn't. To be fair, Alfalfa isn't a mod anymore either.
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A former mod of Fitness Log Cabin, pretty sure he was running a personal training deal as well. I have no idea if the guy doing SwolePT was ever a mod.
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I got my tag flippantly, then paid the iron price when it was unceremoniously removed. Now I'm generic again.
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I lost my tag in the battle of PHIZ, where the Wild Cards bravely rebelled and tried to establish a New Bad Thread after LooseChanj's Wild Card pogrom last July. We lost that battle, but our glistening manhoods rose again! 
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Evan Montegarde posted:please do more please http://tindeck.com/listen/utrz
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http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/06/01/wot-i-think-game-of-thrones/ So Alec Meer reviews the Game of Thrones RPG. And it's actually a surprisingly positive review. Main quotes and bits I just found mildly amusing follow: quote:It goes on far too long, seems to reach a climactic conflict repeatedly but then pull back from it in favour of more stringing along and treats its characters as utterly disposable. In other words, it’s faithful to the source material in an intrinsic way, not merely a stylistic one. Cyanide’s Game of Thrones: The Roleplaying Game is a slow-burner with a deeply awkward opening and besieged by footballer in a pizza advert levels of voice-acting, but it builds carefully, cleverly and dramatically. quote:stealth missions starring a psychic dog quote:Critically, their tale...is compelling. That it achieves this despite being often undermined by voice acting your mum could do a better job of deserves a standing ovation. quote:the supporting cast, the assorted soldiers, thugs and civilians of Westeros, are too often atrocious...The vast majority sound like they’re recording a video telling their parents that everything is fine and they’ve being taken good care of while their kidnapper holds a gun to their heads. quote:How many times has that big beardy tease taken us to the very brink of key characters meeting or reuniting, only to (often brutally) pull the rug out from under them? To its eternal credit, [the game] realises we really do deserve this pay-off. quote:it’s a troubled roleplaying game but also a really interesting and strong one. Every misfire is met by a triumph of some sort, and the one thing it is not is a lazy, perfunctory cash-in. Also, the bit you all care about, Gurm's virtuoso performance as a Maester: quote:his acting is on a par with his respect for deadlines.
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That's Roy Dotrice, correct? He sounds like he's not too fond of reading these scenes. Perhaps his mental image of GRRM squirming in his sofa while writing is too vile to contemplate overlong.
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I'm pretty sure that's just how Roy Dotrice sounds. e: Also, a request for sex scenes already on the show, or at least that don't spoil any plot elements in the show (so one of Tyrion's Shae scenes would be alright). I'd like to expose some show-watcher friends of mine to this. whowhatwhere fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Jun 2, 2012 |
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When the music started I got goosebumps of revulsion. Oh god, the horror and the majesty of Roy Dotrice reading this absolute poo poo scene. I'm particularly enjoying the genres. empty sea fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Jun 2, 2012 |
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Jun 2, 2012 22:58
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Those clips aren't Roy Dotrice, they're John Lee who replaced Dotrice for the Feast for Crows audiobook. Dotrice is the reader who has the hobo/pirate voice.
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savinhill posted:Those clips aren't Roy Dotrice, they're John Lee who replaced Dotrice for the Feast for Crows audiobook. Dotrice is the reader who has the hobo/pirate voice.
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You should do one of these with a Reek scene. Any scene will do, really, but the Reek/Jeyne Poole one would probably work best.
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Dany/Doreah fingerbang Cersei/Jaime coffin sex Dany masturbating to Drogo And the impossibly long Shae / Tyrion
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do the first Dany sex scene. It's the least spoilery one possible while still capturing the thousands of little wordlings of the GRRM.
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Oddly enough, after hearing this I found the creepiest part to be Gilly's "I am your wife,now". Sam's fat pink mast should've retracted instantaneously after hearing that. E: Surprised no one suggested The Lord's Kiss. The Unnamed One fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Jun 3, 2012 |
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Jun 3, 2012 00:26
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Do the zombie blowjob scene.
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I hope they keep the Fat Pink Mast scene in the TV show, that's the scene I'm most looking forward to after the RW.
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EatDirt posted:I can not believe I read that... Yeah a lot of these books kind of makes you go when put into perspective.
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In ASOIAF making GBS threads news that's not about Dany, Nihilcredo linked an excellent theory over in the spoiler thread:NihilCredo posted:Oh, hey, speaking of crazy theories. Except it's not crazy at all, and in fact I'm probably buying it until someone finds a contradicting passage:
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whowhatwhere posted:In ASOIAF making GBS threads news that's not about Dany, Nihilcredo linked an excellent theory over in the spoiler thread: Let it never be said that GRRM is not the master of writing about fecal distress.
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Hope it was true cuz Obgyn Martell was a straight up ninja, son, slippin' Tywin a bit of that wicked elixir on the sly, you know?
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whowhatwhere posted:In ASOIAF making GBS threads news that's not about Dany, Nihilcredo linked an excellent theory over in the spoiler thread: I'm not sure if I remember it correctly, but didn't they wait an unusually long time before giving Tywin his funeral?
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Vertigus posted:I'm not sure if I remember it correctly, but didn't they wait an unusually long time before giving Tywin his funeral? How long did it take for Feast to come out?
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