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empty sea posted:I thought we got bestiality with the fake Arya and Ramsay Bolton. Didn't Theon go on about having to service her orally and then something about a dog? Or have I just read so much GRRM that I don't think there isn't a perversion he hasn't already written about? "I'll be good... and do anything with him... or the dog..."
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The high mercury content of their diets most likely. Well and the fact that they are supposed to spend time wandering about composing poetry about the brook and the chrysanthemums.
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IRQ posted:Welp. The Germans are also known for their gross fetishes. Perhaps this has something to do with their willingness to join forces in WWII...
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Contra Calculus posted:I was going to point out Jon loving Ygritte, but then I remembered they're only a year apart. Were they a year or two years apart? Doesn't matter, GRRM will eventually write a scene with a young man doing it with an older woman. He's covered every other weirdass fetish so far and now all he needs is bestiality, necrophilia (we get a double-whammy of that and incest with Zombie-Jon loving Dany), and of course younger man fucks older woman. e: Beaten like a shameful boner when Brienne wasn't looking. unlimited shrimp fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Jun 12, 2012 |
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Jun 12, 2012 02:05
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Mnemosyne posted:The Germans are also known for their gross fetishes. Perhaps this has something to do with their willingness to join forces in WWII... Well now how do we explain Florida?
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Jun 12, 2012 02:07
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It's America's glistening manhood.
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SpaceMost posted:Y'all are forgetting Lancel Lannister, teenage gently caress machine. We never had a sex scene of those though. We had mentions of them, but no sex scenes. If we were counting mentions then the Night King would have covered the necrophilia angle by supposedly taking an Other to wife.
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Basically what I'm saying is that we need more shameful boners.
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Jun 12, 2012 02:40
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Contra Calculus posted:Basically what I'm saying is that we need more shameful boners. After you've read GRRM any subsequent boners are de facto shameful. I'm going to adopt the James O. Incandenza finite boner philosophy and stop having them altogether.
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Jun 12, 2012 03:33
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:After you've read GRRM any subsequent boners are de facto shameful. During the winter, there is a finite number of boners to be had, so be thankful to the Boltons for preparing the wife so you dont have an existential boner crisis
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Jun 12, 2012 03:34
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Contra Calculus posted:Basically what I'm saying is that we need more shameful boners. I'm telling you man, go to the bad dragon forums, shameful boners will happen.
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Jun 12, 2012 03:58
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google "porn" + a random word and shameful boners shall be had.
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Jun 12, 2012 04:01
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I just tried that. Pretty dull so I went the GIS route instead. Try as I might, I cannot find a 300 x 300 picture of a squishable narwhal sexy.
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All this talk of shameful boners is making my hodor glisten.
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There's no Death's Head porn out there, yes? Would hate to know.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:There's no Death's Head porn out there, yes? Would hate to know. drat you. drat you. *Sadly I must know* Trip report: scat play, pissing, dead people, wonder girl deep throating, some drawing of some superheroine being thankful that "countless cocks and gallons of come quickly washed off that lying mask that society standards had put on my face" and the second hit which was a pretty good summation of why DH II was shite.
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So I typed in "porn" + Yog Sothoth and didn't even receive one shameful boner. I am disappointed in the internet.IRQ posted:I'm telling you man, go to the bad dragon forums, shameful boners will happen. I'm going to do this, come back, and blame you for every single problem I've had in my life I swear to god. Okay, I'll look for a Hodor dildo (if I can find it in the mess of loving bowser dildos and whatever other weirdass dildos they have). If I find it, one of you guys gets to buy it. That is the Iron Price. It is known. Words are wind. Where do whores go. What is dead may never die but rises harder stronger. I can never look back or I'll *sharts*
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There are no White Walker dildos. How disappointing. (I didn't know there was a whole community of people that wanted the sensation of having DND monsters shoving dicks up their asses. The more you know, I guess.) Contra Calculus fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Jun 12, 2012 |
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Jun 12, 2012 04:59
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no Illithids shoving tentacles halfway up their arse? Illithid Bronn 
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whowhatwhere posted:no Illithids shoving tentacles halfway up their arse? Illithid Bronn No, but I found the character lust thread in there. How the poo poo do Transformers even have sex? They're goddamn robots. I'm so disappointed that there wasn't a single Daario or Roose Bolton pic in there. Now maybe, just maybe, they might go after Dorkstar... He's just BARELY anime enough. Anyway, I'm going to bed and burning my eyes out with a soldering iron to cleanse them. Have a good night, y'all.
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whowhatwhere posted:We never had a sex scene of those though. We had mentions of them, but no sex scenes. If we were counting mentions then the Night King would have covered the necrophilia angle by supposedly taking an Other to wife. Semantics, and there is a scene (aftermath moreso) in the show  Lancel is the Myrish swamp, it is known GRRM posted:If I Had a Replica of Hodor's Penis... bigmcgaffney fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Jun 12, 2012 |
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Jun 12, 2012 05:49
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Your post is worthless without the Alien emote in addition to the Mood 
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bigmcgaffney posted:Semantics, and there is a scene (aftermath moreso) in the show Is this real? 
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El Hefe posted:Is this real? What does your soul tell you, El Hefe? Who is to say what is "real" and what is not? There is only one universal constant. Fat bespectacled old dudes in captain's hats.
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bigmcgaffney posted:There is only one universal constant. It's all spelled out in Heisenberg's GRRM Principle. We cannot know both the exact weight and perversion of a GRRM. In fact, the more we know about one factor, the less we know about the other.
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For GRRM: If the weight is known, the perversion level is not. If the perversion level is known, the weight is not. I think I get it, thornghost. Although, can we assume that the weight increases in proportion to the perversion level and vice versa?
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From the spoiler thread:Rabbit Hill posted:Ugh. The gimmick's shittily done, but goddamn he strikes true with a lot of his criticisms.
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Oh yeah, Film Critic Hulk also wrote a pretty good review on Arkham City pointing out some of the awful sexism in the game, but gently caress that goddamn all-caps poo poo. I guess he has to do that though because he's roleplaying the Hulk. edit: Wow, I'm getting mad about sexism while I'm in this loving thread. I guess that's kind of like getting mad about homophobia while at a 4chan meetup where everyone screams "human being" every two seconds. Contra Calculus fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Jun 12, 2012 |
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Contra Calculus posted:Oh yeah, Film Critic Hulk also wrote a pretty good review on Arkham City pointing out some of the awful sexism in the game, but gently caress that goddamn all-caps poo poo. I guess he has to do that though because he's roleplaying the Hulk.
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Rurik posted:What? I've played Arkham City twice and didn't notice any sexism in it. Do female characters have weaker stats or something? No, it has something to do with the mooks and the way Catwoman is dressed and what the mooks threaten to do to her. The game is good, I never meant to imply otherwise. But in his review, the Hulk dude pointed out some of the bad sexism in the game that I've been so used to seeing, I wouldn't have recognized it if he hadn't pointed it out. Most other people also didn't even notice it because everyone is so used to it and I think he points this out in his review. http://filmcrithulk.wordpress.com/2011/10/19/goddammit-video-games-the-first-few-hours-of-arkham-city-is-lots-of-fun-but-super-duper-sexist/ If you can get past the awful schtick, it's a very insightful review.
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Rurik posted:What? I've played Arkham City twice and didn't notice any sexism in it. Do female characters have weaker stats or something? Oh dear me. His first and second posts on the subject do a fine job explaining why it's sexist.
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Rurik posted:What? I've played Arkham City twice and didn't notice any sexism in it. Do female characters have weaker stats or something? Did you not get the Catwoman 'DLC'?
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Don't even need Catwoman: I present for your consideration Catwoman as she appears in the main game, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy. Remember their character designs? Yeah. Also CritHulk's got a review of ADWD up. I think he misses the mark a bit more here, but he's still got quite a lot of good points. http://filmcrithulk.wordpress.com/2...-be-good-again/
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Ugh, I'm so embarrassed now.  I thought Contra Calculus was speaking about Arkham Horror and thought "what, sexism in a tabletop game"? And when I posted I was still thinking about Arkham Horror despite writing Arkham City because of CC's post. Talk about being tired and hungry.I haven't played Arkham City.
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I just googled "Game of Thrones cosplay" and now I'm typing this reply with my shameful boner.
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Please elaborate on which cosplays in particular caused your manhood to rise like a fat pink mast.
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 That's a pretty clever way to do the one-boobed Quartheen gown in public. Also I find casual nudity really hot for some reason.
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Goddamn dat necklace. Oh, and the girl. She's cool too I guess.
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whowhatwhere posted:Don't even need Catwoman: I present for your consideration Catwoman as she appears in the main game, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy. Remember their character designs? Yeah. That game really does deserve an award for "best mechanics and story, worst sexism." I was even willing to let the designs go because that's pretty par for the course in superhero comics, but when I started up the demo I was shocked at how much of a tramp-without-agency they made Catwoman. quote:Also CritHulk's got a review of ADWD up. I think he misses the mark a bit more here, but he's still got quite a lot of good points. From his review: whowhatwhere posted:Don't even need Catwoman: I present for your consideration Catwoman as she appears in the main game, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy. Remember their character designs? Yeah. From his review: FILM HULK posted:DANY’S RULE LITTERED WITH INTRIGUE, THREATS, DEATH, AFFAIRS, BABY-EATING AND OTHER INTERESTING STUFF. PLUS, IT A SURPRISINGLY NICE TAKE ON THE COMPLEXITY OF RULING POLITICS. MEANWHILE, CERSEI’S RULE PRETTY MUCH JUST COMPRISED HER SAYING BITCHY THINGS IN HER MIND AND NOT REALLY DOING MUCH OF ANYTHING. THEN WE JUST WATCH THAT IDIOT TUMBLE IN SLOW MOTION AFTER A SERIES OF BORING, REALLY STUPID HIRES/MOVES. HULK COULD BUY ALL THIS AS WAY OF SHOWING HOW DANY COMPETENT AND CERSEI NOT, BUT THAT A BIT OF A STRETCH (THERE’S NO JUXTAPOSITION AND NO ECONOMY) Even allowing for the lack of juxtaposition and economy he ignores the big honking elephant in the room which is that we don't necessarily give a flying gently caress whatsoever about what she's up to in Mereen relative to what we want to see happening in Westeros. This however was tits: FILM HULK posted:THERE STILL THE BIG PROBLEMS…THE KIND OF PROBLEMS THAT ENSURE THAT A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE WILL ULTIMATELY JUST END UP A ZERO SUM GAME. Ambiguatron posted:
Well when it's a hot big-breasted asian lady it's hard not to.
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