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kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

gently caress YOU FAT ARTIE, AND gently caress YOU HOWARD AND ROBIN. Hi Fred!

I wonder what rock she is living under now.

favorite Alice moment is short but sweet. she blurts out "What the hell you laughin' at you fat bald-headed human being" at Jackie which you can tell Fred absolutely loves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6165p3ivCgI&t=4m23s

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Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
Artie's twitter feed makes me really dislike the guy.
He's just a hate-filled, bitter, washed up junkie. Give him 6 years and if he's still alive he'll have a booth at the New Jersey Comic Con.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Manifest posted:

Artie's twitter feed makes me really dislike the guy.
He's just a hate-filled, bitter, washed up junkie. Give him 6 years and if he's still alive he'll have a booth at the New Jersey Comic Con.

It's like you just discovered him, that is his whole drawl and he is great at it.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Him busting Matthew Perry's balls because Perry said he invented sarcasm is funny and justified.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
As someone who had a "celeb" crush on JD for quite some time, I'm really sad to see how enormous he's gotten lately. :smith:

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

YeahTubaMike posted:

As someone who had a "celeb" crush on JD for quite some time, I'm really sad to see how enormous he's gotten lately. :smith:

There are just so many things wrong with this.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

AxeManiac posted:

It's like you just discovered him, that is his whole drawl and he is great at it.

No, I loved old Artie. The Artie who joyfully beat the poo poo out of both a female pro basketball player, and pro softball player was not the same Artie who angrily attacked Teddy, and is not the same guy doing Nick and Artie. He's used to be fun, but he's just full of hate now.

Urk!
Sep 5, 2008

goobers
Speaking of Artie, he just announced via twitter his own app. Basically a collection of everything Artie posts plus a N&A podcast feed.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Artie moments: the best Artie is when they were interviewing some white trash porn chick, and Artie left the room and called in to the studio with his "black guy voice" pretending to be her producer and she fell for it. It was great because not only was it hilarious, but it turned around what was a terrible guest into a hilarious moment.

Link

CrazyAss13
Jun 12, 2002
Awesome Dude

Manifest posted:

No, I loved old Artie. The Artie who joyfully beat the poo poo out of both a female pro basketball player, and pro softball player was not the same Artie who angrily attacked Teddy, and is not the same guy doing Nick and Artie. He's used to be fun, but he's just full of hate now.

He lost to the female basketball player in the end though. It was close but he lost right?

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Artie lost because, typically, he used the game as an excuse to drink as a "stunt".

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

CrazyAss13 posted:

He lost to the female basketball player in the end though. It was close but he lost right?

He barely lost.
Which for a fat drunk is like Jordan dunking on 8 year olds.

Jarthus
Feb 25, 2008
For some reason this popped into my head while listening to the show today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IHUl8CwCvI

I remember when Fred used to play this at least twice a day. I think it was back when Howard was going to Scores all the time.

Alkaphanel
Dec 29, 2008
Bought a car with XM only a month ago (Canadian) and for the first time I'm pissed I wont get to hear the show tomorrow! Surprised they arent on vacation, Henry Hill died.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/12/henry-hill-dead-goodfellas/

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Alkaphanel posted:

Bought a car with XM only a month ago (Canadian) and for the first time I'm pissed I wont get to hear the show tomorrow! Surprised they arent on vacation, Henry Hill died.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/12/henry-hill-dead-goodfellas/

If only Lisa G would have brought him his caramel macchiato.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Disturbing pouch revelations on Wrap Up today.

Sal has put garlic and red wine in there.

porkfriedrice
May 23, 2010

Manifest posted:

Artie's twitter feed makes me really dislike the guy.
He's just a hate-filled, bitter, washed up junkie. Give him 6 years and if he's still alive he'll have a booth at the New Jersey Comic Con.

What exactly was it that you dislike? His tweets on Tuesday about Chris Mannix were because he blew off an interview the night before on N&A. He was probably just busting chops. As for the Matthew Perry stuff, that was a reference to a story about him being in some sketch on SNL. The sketch was supposed to be him teaching a class on sarcasm, and Norm was in the class. Teach Norm MacDonald sarcasm?

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004

kylej posted:

favorite Alice moment is short but sweet. she blurts out "What the hell you laughin' at you fat bald-headed human being" at Jackie which you can tell Fred absolutely loves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6165p3ivCgI&t=4m23s
i didn't realize that alice was on the show in the pre-artie days. did she take like a hiatus, and then start calling again?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

i didn't realize that alice was on the show in the pre-artie days. did she take like a hiatus, and then start calling again?

I think she was always an occasional caller, but she started getting a lot of air time once Artie got to hear her and start fights.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






an adult beverage posted:

Artie moments: the best Artie is when they were interviewing some white trash porn chick, and Artie left the room and called in to the studio with his "black guy voice" pretending to be her producer and she fell for it. It was great because not only was it hilarious, but it turned around what was a terrible guest into a hilarious moment.

Link

Yeah you could tell that chick died inside loooooooong ago. "I totally love banging old men on camera for money!" *eyes remain dead as Lincoln's corpse*

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Manifest posted:

Artie's twitter feed makes me really dislike the guy.
He's just a hate-filled, bitter, washed up junkie. Give him 6 years and if he's still alive he'll have a booth at the New Jersey Comic Con.

And yet this, and his cross hairs being trained on LeBron James and the Miami Heat, make me absolutely adore him even more, if that's possible.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sand Monster posted:

And yet this, and his cross hairs being trained on LeBron James and the Miami Heat, make me absolutely adore him even more, if that's possible.

Same here. I'm an angry, bitter prick, and seeing Artie say things I might say (but funnier than I would say them) warms my cold heart. Celebrities deserve more open negativity/hostility.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Is Howard on Vacation this week?

http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/12/henry-hill-dead-goodfellas/

quote:

Henry Hill -- the former mobster whose life story became the basis for the movie "Goodfellas" -- died today at the age of 69 ... TMZ has learned.

TMZ spoke with Hill's girlfriend Lisa ... who told us Hill passed away in an L.A. hospital Tuesday after a long battle with an undisclosed illness.

Lisa tells us, "He had been sick for a long time ... his heart gave out."

We're told Hill had focused on mending relationships with estranged family members in recent years ... and Lisa tells us he had made tremendous progress before he died.

Hill leaves behind two children.

Hill was famously portrayed by Ray Liotta in the 1990 classic "Goodfellas."

Hill's exploits in the mob world were legendary -- but he prided himself on reforming later in life ... and became a frequent guest on the Howard Stern show.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







...but he prided himself on reforming later in life ... and became a frequent guest on the Howard Stern show.

Wasn't he fall-down drunk every time he called the show or was in studio?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Pretty sure his "undisclosed illness" was years of alcohol and cocaine abuse.

If you are a fan of Goodfellas you really should read this book http://www.amazon.com/On-Run-A-Mafia-Childhood/dp/044652770X

It's written by Henry's kids and they describe what it was like when Henry was in the mob. The book really takes off though when they go into witness protection. How that man lived so long I'll never know.

Jarthus
Feb 25, 2008

haljordan posted:

...but he prided himself on reforming later in life ... and became a frequent guest on the Howard Stern show.

Wasn't he fall-down drunk every time he called the show or was in studio?

I remember when he asked Lisa G for a "Charmahhll Micichkkaaatyhh" he was basically laying in a flower bed in the street drunk as gently caress.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
I would rather gouge my ears from my head then listen to that loving moron Adam Corolla for an hour and a half.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

-Atom- posted:

There are just so many things wrong with this.

I'm aware that he's a total dork, but I like nerdy guys and I always thought he had a cute smile. v:shobon:v

I will admit that I do not know MUCH about his personality, and most of my Howard Stern knowledge comes from watching Riley Martin E! show clips with my uncle and listening to ETM on YouTube.

edit:

mcmagic posted:

I would rather gouge my ears from my head then listen to that loving moron Adam Corolla for an hour and a half.

I 100% agree with you, I hate that prick. Norm was a better Death on Family Guy too.

YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Jun 13, 2012

ziglol
Oct 13, 2006

Jarthus posted:

I remember when he asked Lisa G for a "Charmahhll Micichkkaaatyhh" he was basically laying in a flower bed in the street drunk as gently caress.

Come on my face? That's disgusting.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004
Edit: wrong thread! :) Hahaha.

Moniker fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Jun 13, 2012

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Moniker posted:

I figured I'd try to have a well rounded catalog until I find something that outsells the rest.

I am horrible at blurbs. :(



After years of being a sex slave to Bindan, Desma broke free of the Khünbish-Sansar stronghold that kept her enslaved and in Bindan’s control. In a twist of fate, they meet again ten years later. This time it’s Desma that has something naughty in store for Bindan; something very naughty.

I saved this story into a text file because I don't know what the gently caress is going on.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Shes Not Impressed posted:

I saved this story into a text file because I don't know what the gently caress is going on.

I also have no clue what any of it means, but I saw something about sex glands and women's inhibitions, so I'm going to have to check it out once I get home. :)

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


prefect posted:

I also have no clue what any of it means, but I saw something about sex glands and women's inhibitions, so I'm going to have to check it out once I get home. :)

This is where we prank call someone with all this.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Shes Not Impressed posted:

This is where we prank call someone with all this.

I posted in the wrong thread but I have to say that this is a great idea!

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

I think it's the plot of that movie Sal, Bigfoot, Benji, and Elisa are starring in.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Moniker posted:

I posted in the wrong thread but I have to say that this is a great idea!

I must know what thread that post was intended for.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Moniker posted:

I posted in the wrong thread but I have to say that this is a great idea!

Don't worry all the old Howard Stern fans got banned because they were so rude. We're the America's Got Talent-era Howard supporters.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Sand Monster posted:

I think it's the plot of that movie Sal, Bigfoot, Benji, and Elisa are starring in.

Sounds waaaaay too interesting to be anything even remotely associated with Benjy and Elisa

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Brocktoon posted:

I must know what thread that post was intended for.

Self-published erotic eBooks!

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null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

mcmagic posted:

I would rather gouge my ears from my head then listen to that loving moron Adam Corolla for an hour and a half.

Adam is usually on the wrong side of "MEN MEN MACHO MEN MEN MACHO" for me, Artie at least knows he is a piece of poo poo.

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