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coaxmetal
Oct 21, 2010

I flamed me own dad

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






An Indian publisher, Jaypee Brothers Medical Publishers, said on Tuesday that it had withdrawn a medical textbook after an editor of Wikipedia wrote to say that a section had been plagiarized from the Wikipedia article on AIDS.

The textbook, “Understanding and Management of Special Child in Pediatric Dentistry,” reprinted verbatim a long passage from Wikipedia about the transmission of AIDS via blood products. Written by Priya Verma Gupta and Amitha M. Hegde, the book was published in March 2012. The editor who noticed the copied passage, Dr. James Heilman, found and linked to an identical version from Wikipedia December 2010.

http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.c...FB94BC0EBC8C52A

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
suspicions were raised when the medical board could not explain or justify the extensive survey of aids cases among anime characters

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
Understanding and Management of Special Child in Pediatric Dentistry

did a robot write that title

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

Understanding and Management of Special Child in Pediatric Dentistry

did a robot write that title

actually, yes

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



qirex posted:

actually, yes

thats racist

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Nomnom Cookie posted:

thats racist

that awful man
Feb 18, 2007

YOSPOS, bitch

gooby on rails posted:

suspicions were raised when the medical board could not explain or justify the extensive survey of aids cases among anime characters

x!te bike
May 2, 2008

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_pepper

The pepper has often been noted for its phallic appearance when fully grown. The pepper, particularly the red variety, has been described as a "miniature replica of the circumcised male organ".[2] The pod of the pepper is wrinkled and has a round tip with a cleft.[5]

The most pornographic pepper
There is a general belief that eating spicy food and chili pepper in particular heats up passion, but as Jon Bonné says in an article on MSNBC, "it's a big leap from heat in the mouth to heat between the sheets".[8] The penile shape Bonné signals is confirmed by

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

x!te bike posted:

Jon Bonné says in an article on MSNBC, "it's a big leap from heat in the mouth to heat between the sheets"[8]

eh, it's only a "leap" of a few feet for diaper weirdos

edit:

this comment is apropos b/c i probably learned about diaper weirdos from Wikipedia :v:

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Lutha Mahtin posted:

eh, it's only a "leap" of a few feet for diaper weirdos

edit:

this comment is apropos b/c i probably learned about diaper weirdos from Wikipedia :v:

and hey what do you know that article has a specifically-defensive opening paragraph

Wikipedia posted:

Diaper fetishism, nappy fetishism or diaperism, is a sexual fetish in which a person feels a desire to wear or use diapers. This is normally not due to a medical need.

Diaper fetishism is independent from pedophilia.[1]

and a talk page featuring the lone diaper man

Wikipedia posted:

I am a lover

Am I the only one on this discussion that likes diapers? I just wanted to know that or not. Anyway, I see there is only one picture in the article, are we planning on getting more?

While there are a few exceptions, the vast majority of AB/DLs do like diapers. <original research> A plot of the importance of a diaper's feel/smell/sound, and how critical it is that the diaper be of the right type, is available here[29]. Please note the small bars for those who held that diapers "Must be absent" from AB/DL games, scenes, and fantasies. These added up to about 1%. </original research> BitterGrey 01:03, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

the other guy is apparently "the editor of one of the oldest websites on paraphilic infantilism", which he happily lists on his user page alongside his preference for KDE, GIMP, OpenOffice, and Fur Affinity

loving peak wikipedia right here

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

RZApublican posted:

and hey what do you know that article has a specifically-defensive opening paragraph


and a talk page featuring the lone diaper man


the other guy is apparently "the editor of one of the oldest websites on paraphilic infantilism", which he happily lists on his user page alongside his preference for KDE, GIMP, OpenOffice, and Fur Affinity

loving peak wikipedia right here

david vitter????

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

kde??? ugh, just burn it down already jimbo

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

RZApublican posted:

and hey what do you know that article has a specifically-defensive opening paragraph


and a talk page featuring the lone diaper man


the other guy is apparently "the editor of one of the oldest websites on paraphilic infantilism", which he happily lists on his user page alongside his preference for KDE, GIMP, OpenOffice, and Fur Affinity

loving peak wikipedia right here

As a paraphilic infatilist, I can easily provide any number of self-shot pictures for this or similar articles.

Wit_sponge
Dec 29, 2008

FUUUCK
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Famous_Men_Named_Bort

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

nooooooooooooooooo

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009

nice gender construct

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bort

huh. ok

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bort

I can't find any Bort license plates. Any ideas? 75.167.74.15 (talk) 21:20, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

My son is also named Bort! —Preceding unsigned comment added by 81.136.207.184 (talk) 15:54, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

what if you really named your son Bort

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

nevergirls' son is also named bort

coaxmetal
Oct 21, 2010

I flamed me own dad
the simpsons references on the bort talk page have been removed.

:argh: DragonflySixtyseven

this is not the first time that admin has taken action after something has been posted in this thread. Show yourself. I bet you were born in '67. Old.

probably a lurker.

coaxmetal
Oct 21, 2010

I flamed me own dad
oh wait their user page says they weren't born in '67 and also seems surprisingly restrained and tasteful, given the usual fare on wikipedia (autism).

coaxmetal
Oct 21, 2010

I flamed me own dad
wikipedia is very silly

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008

Ronald Raiden posted:

wikipedia is very silly

Speaking of, there's a Monty Python Portal that surprisingly has no icon/image and the worst color scheme ever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Monty_Python

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Selected quote

The Witch

Bedevere: What makes you think that she is a witch?
Peasant 3: What? She turned me into a newt. [Bedevere gives him a disbelieving look]
Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [a very long pause] I got better.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Lutha Mahtin posted:

Selected quote

The Witch

Bedevere: What makes you think that she is a witch?
Peasant 3: What? She turned me into a newt. [Bedevere gives him a disbelieving look]
Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [a very long pause] I got better.

CITATION NEEDED, mr peasant

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone.
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Monty_Python_and_the_Holy_Grail

we must always use the entire name

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


fork bomb posted:

nevergirls' son is also named bort

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

spergers ruining a joke by overusing it? Well I never

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

theflyingexecutive posted:

spergers ruining a joke by overusing it? Well I never

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Ronald Raiden posted:

the simpsons references on the bort talk page have been removed.

:argh: DragonflySixtyseven

this is not the first time that admin has taken action after something has been posted in this thread. Show yourself. I bet you were born in '67. Old.

probably a lurker.

you are the most worthless thing on wikipedia for noticing or caring what some wiki admin is doing

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
yeah, the better course of action would be to make false claims about correct-but-hard-to-verify info and get lurkers to do the vandalism for you

coaxmetal
Oct 21, 2010

I flamed me own dad

Hammerite posted:

you are the most worthless thing on wikipedia for noticing or caring what some wiki admin is doing

I only noticed because someone made a post in this thread about that admin changint something we found and putting "(thanks YOSPOS)" in comment on the change, and I noticed it this time because I clicked to see where there were bort jokes and there weren't! so I looked at this history and saw that same admin's name again. So I clicked on it.

That's how the dinosaurs died.

unixbeard
Dec 29, 2004

isnt it paravethoxencuisol the weird dude w/a stick

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcUi6UEQh00

unixbeard
Dec 29, 2004


me, posting

unixbeard
Dec 29, 2004

ie a stream of incomprehensible gibberish leaving me sweaty and disoriented afterwards

Tokin Ring
Jun 12, 2011

  :dong:Teh boners:dong:

fork bomb posted:

what if you really named your son Bort

i named it A bort

it died

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fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

z0ratio fartboner posted:

i named it A bort

it died

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