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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






prefect posted:

Bob Levy always makes me a little sad. He's really dumb, and I haven't seen any evidence of his being funny. It feels like he's destined to wind up living under a bridge.

He really got hosed over BAD by a station up here in Albany. They hired him to be on an awful morning show (where eventually everyone got canned anyway) but never gave him a contract. So he moved up here and rented a house and all this other stuff and then they just let his rear end go. I guess its partly his fault for working without a definite contract.


And yeah, I feel kind of sorry for him. He's been doing standup for god knows how long but I bet he still doesn't have a pot to piss in. He's also the type of guy who you can tell is barely literate just by listening to him speak.

edit: Post from SFN that talks about it:

quote:

Clear Channel is a bunch of scum bags and Bob was very naive in the way he did business with them.

Waking up with the Wolf is the morning show at WPYX in Albany. One of the sidekicks on the show was a guy named Eddie Clark. Clark got fired, and after a short tryout WPYX approached Bob to take his spot. The catch was that until they paid off the rest of Eddie Clark's contract, they would pay Bob a minimal amount. Bob described the amount as enough to pay his monthly child support. Once Clark's contract was paid off, they would sign Bob on a permanent basis.

Bob worked two months commuting back to Jersey on the weekends. A month ago he and his wife moved to Albany. After cancelling 3 or 4 meetings to discuss the contract, the WPYX program director (who is also the midday guy) pulled Bob into a meeting after Monday's show. He told Bob that there was no money for his position, they would not be giving him a contract, not to come in on Tuesday, and had him escorted from the building.

Radio is a sleazy business, but it doesn't get much sleazier than this. Station management had to know a month ago that they couldn't pay Bob, but they said nothing and let him move. Bob's wife had a good job that she left. At least Bob didn't sell his house in Jersey and is renting in Albany.

Bob has to take his share of the responsibility. To take this job without a firm contract was incredibly foolish. Now he's in Albany, 4 hours from his son, his wife gave up her good job, and Clear Channel told him to get hosed.

Bob takes a lot of poo poo on SFN (I'm sure there's more coming in this thread), but he's a good guy and it's too bad he got hosed over like this.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Jun 22, 2012

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

haljordan posted:

He really got hosed over BAD by a station up here in Albany. They hired him to be on an awful morning show (where eventually everyone got canned anyway) but never gave him a contract. So he moved up here and rented a house and all this other stuff and then they just let his rear end go. I guess its partly his fault for working without a definite contract.


And yeah, I feel kind of sorry for him. He's been doing standup for god knows how long but I bet he still doesn't have a pot to piss in. He's also the type of guy who you can tell is barely literate just by listening to him speak.

edit: Post from SFN that talks about it:

Wow. That's really, really lovely. It almost sounds like it shouldn't be legal. But for entertainers, maybe that's the kind of thing that an agent/manager prevents from happening.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






prefect posted:

Wow. That's really, really lovely. It almost sounds like it shouldn't be legal. But for entertainers, maybe that's the kind of thing that an agent/manager prevents from happening.

Yeah if you're going to move somewhere and uproot your life and your wife's, you'd think you'd only do it with a definite contract that spelled out exactly how long you would be employed. The radio business has to be one of the scummiest out there.

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Don't worry too much about Bob Levy. I'm sure sure he's sitting pretty on all those "Beat your dick like it owes you money" residuals.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Isn't he the one that eats blue cheese dressing out of people's asses? Maybe he could get a Food Network show.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

It's nice to know that I could have Bob Levy perform at a backyard barbecue for 250 bucks and it would be 50 bucks more than he gets for a fire hall show.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Szyznyk posted:

It's nice to know that I could have Bob Levy perform at a backyard barbecue for 250 bucks and it would be 50 bucks more than he gets for a fire hall show.

For another $10 he'd probably clean up afterwards.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Bonzo posted:

Isn't he the one that eats blue cheese dressing out of people's asses? Maybe he could get a Food Network show.

That's slightly less gross than the poo poo Jon Hein eats on his show.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

We can't discuss Bob Levy without Artie Lange's tirade against him on TWUS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVNlH27rADI

It's probably the most vicious destruction of someone in the SIRIUS era.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Sand Monster posted:

We can't discuss Bob Levy without Artie Lange's tirade against him on TWUS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVNlH27rADI

It's probably the most vicious destruction of someone in the SIRIUS era.

For some reason, this tirade is way more vicious and scathing than Levy's, even though Levy's entire rant was basically one giant scream. Artie says all this horrible poo poo in a matter-of-fact tone of voice that cuts to the bone.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
The funny part of that rant, is Artie is guilty of half the sleezey drunken poo poo he claims Bob does.
As if Artie can admonish someone for being an alcoholic.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Manifest posted:

The funny part of that rant, is Artie is guilty of half the sleezey drunken poo poo he claims Bob does.
As if Artie can admonish someone for being an alcoholic.

The best insults are the ones you know personally, that way you really know how to make them sting. This is basically Artie yelling at himself.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
His jizz-drenched... stinky, whiskey sobbing... computer?? board?

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

AxeManiac posted:

The best insults are the ones you know personally, that way you really know how to make them sting. This is basically Artie yelling at himself.

That's how I felt listening to it.
But didn't Artie once yell at someone for stealing this joke from Bob Levy, or am I misremembering?

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Manifest posted:

That's how I felt listening to it.
But didn't Artie once yell at someone for stealing this joke from Bob Levy, or am I misremembering?

Bob Levy argued that Dave Chappelle stole one of his jokes.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Shes Not Impressed posted:

Bob Levy argued that Dave Chappelle stole one of his jokes.

A joke that's been around since the dawn of time, no less.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
I could have sworn Artie got on someone's case for lifting a joke from one of his friends.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004


I could barely make this pic out cause I'm looking at it on my phone, but just from the posture I immediately knew it was Artie :smithicide:

picosecond
Dec 9, 2006

one millionth of one millionth of a second
Hey, guys - guess who's sitting next to Maryann from Brooklyn at her movie premiere?

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

picosecond posted:

Hey, guys - guess who's sitting next to Maryann from Brooklyn at her movie premiere?

Get her to record your outgoing voice message.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
What movie is she in?

After reading http://www.mariannfrombrooklyn.com/aboutme/ I think she and Levy had the same English teacher.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


Artie getting a ride from some random guy on a jetski to get to Tony Siragusa's sea plane is really the greatest thing ever.

picosecond
Dec 9, 2006

one millionth of one millionth of a second
Turns out I was wrong -- this is her second film appearance. She had a small role in the movie version of Tony And Tina's Wedding, which tanked according to her.

Anyway, the movie was called Blood Kisses and it was pretty harrible. Imagine a student film that tries to copy a SyFy Original Movie. Halfway through we were basically making fun of it and she joined in. I'm glad it was only an hour long. Marianne is actually a very nice woman and she asked for my e-mail so she could send me free passes to an AGT taping.

So yeah, I hung out with a Wack Packer who wasn't completely hosed up as a person. I've met a few Wack Packers before but Marianne's the only one who really seemed alright in the head.

OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

Sand Monster posted:

We can't discuss Bob Levy without Artie Lange's tirade against him on TWUS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVNlH27rADI

It's probably the most vicious destruction of someone in the SIRIUS era.

Artie was pretty vicious against Sal and RIchard in this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wzyv2UvB5g

OG KUSH BLUNTS fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Jun 23, 2012

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Artie had a bit of a persecution complex and took everything way too personally. He was unable to find happiness except with booze, gambling, and heroin. He could be funny when he actually showed up to work and made an effort, but listening to those old clips of him ripping people apart makes me not miss him on the show very much.

Richard called Artie two-faced and Richard was completely right. One day Artie was Sal and Richard's friend and invited them to open for his comedy gigs, and the next Artie was calling them hacks on the air. Richard is the nicest person on the show by far and Artie saying "you're not as talented as me, your bits and phone calls suck, I'm better than you" is really tasteless. It was unjustified but then again it may have been the drugs talking.

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
This was the Artie I hated.

"Oh YEAH?! What do YOU do for a living huh?"

Snark
Sep 19, 2003

no dice

Former Human posted:

Richard called Artie two-faced and Richard was completely right. One day Artie was Sal and Richard's friend and invited them to open for his comedy gigs, and the next Artie was calling them hacks on the air. Richard is the nicest person on the show by far and Artie saying "you're not as talented as me, your bits and phone calls suck, I'm better than you" is really tasteless. It was unjustified but then again it may have been the drugs talking.
It's really jarring listening back to when they announced the winner to Get John's Job. It's peak "just happy to be here" Artie and he is tripping over himself to say that Richard and Sal are genuinely funny guys, Bob Levy is an amazing joke writer, and he actually calls Yucko "brilliant" at one point. In the beginning, Artie a had an obvious soft spot for his paisan Sal. A few years later he's wishing AIDS on Sal's kids.

Also I'd like to remind everyone that Shuli was dead last in that competition. SHALOM BEEYOTCH :haw:

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

Snark posted:

Also I'd like to remind everyone that Shuli was dead last in that competition. SHALOM BEEYOTCH :haw:

You can knock him all you want, but now he's headlining Ronnie's block party. Not literally, but I guess he does go on last.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Spacemonkey57 posted:

You can knock him all you want, but now he's headlining Ronnie's block party. Not literally, but I guess he does go on last.

Perhaps it's just me, but that's really not doing much for an argument to support Shuli's talent.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I thought the checks from Ronnie were all bouncing though.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004


Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski
What's the story with that Gary gif?

quote:

Shuli was dead last in that competition.

Even behind Cabby and Joey Boots???

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

What's the story with that Gary gif?


IIRC he was talking about a song that reminded him of his brother, who died years ago from AIDS, and how it makes him cry every time he hears it (they played it) :smith:

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
They actually didn't play it because Fred couldn't find it(it's some obscure Elton John song) but just making Gary describe the video caused that to happen.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

What's the story with that Gary gif?


King K Rool took all his bananas.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

AltronHGX posted:

IIRC he was talking about a song that reminded him of his brother, who died years ago from AIDS, and how it makes him cry every time he hears it (they played it) :smith:

It amazes me that with Gary having had a brother who was gay and died of AIDS that he would so casually throw around the word "fag" and use the word "gay" as a pejorative. My youngest brother is gay, and I wouldn't use either of those in a negative fashion in my wildest dreams.

Part of it I think is that Gary tries way too hard to be one of the guys - his behaving like that is just a by-product of his insecurity.

But on the other hand, I hate Gary so I am not really objective. :rolleye:

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches

Former Human posted:

Report her to the IRS.

Belated reply but, as sad as it is to say -- doing this would make great radio. Both Cabbie and ETM both faced the music with the IRS, and it made for good times.

I don't endorse it, btw. It's pretty hosed up. But...the radio...

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

What's the story with that Gary gif?


Even behind Cabby and Joey Boots???

I used to have a full breakdown of the voting, but yeah, Richard was first, Sal was second, and Shuli was last.


Here we go (reconstructed from http://www.marksfriggin.com/news04/6-28.htm):

  1. Richard Christy 30%
  2. Sal the Stockbroker 24%
  3. Yucko the Clown 14.95%
  4. Dan the Song Parody Man 7.27%
  5. The Reverend Bob Levy 6.51%
  6. John the Stutterer 5.15%
  7. Crazy Cabbie 3.7%
  8. Chaunce Hayden 3.1%
  9. Joey Boots 2.8%
  10. Shuli 1.52%

Note: John the Stutterer officially dropped out weeks before the voting, but he still got votes.

I have no idea who got the remaining one percent.

prefect fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Jun 23, 2012

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mrfreeze
Apr 3, 2009

Jon Arbuckle: Master of pleasuring women

A funny thing about that list, 4 of the people on it have since gotten themselves blacklisted from being on the show! Or at least I think they fired Dan the song parody man, he hadn't been mentioned or had any material played for a long rear end time when I finally stopped listening.

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