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It's called a T-square! 
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Neither rain nor sleet nor IT'S THE FIRST ONE!!
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Jun 23, 2012 03:23
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Let me tell you a little secret about ZIP codes- they're meaningless. 
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Jun 23, 2012 07:45
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Relayer posted:Plum! Let's see... Mangos... four plums, with red on the inside...
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Jun 23, 2012 11:10
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Glare Seethe posted:Let's see... Mangos... four plums, with red on the inside... Oh, hey Joe.. just getting some fruit for myself. 
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Jun 23, 2012 17:01
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Jerusalem posted:Awww man, I would have asked him if it was a Philips Screwdriver he was using. Yeah ... that'll hold.
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Jun 23, 2012 18:59
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Glare Seethe posted:Let's see... Mangos... four plums, with red on the inside... You're not getting any plantains!
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Jun 23, 2012 20:40
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You kept making the stops!?
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Jun 23, 2012 21:10
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thepokey posted:Yeah ... that'll hold. These are load bearing walls! They're not gonna to come down!
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Jun 23, 2012 21:54
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Gyshall posted:You kept making the stops!? Well, people kept ringing the bell!
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Jun 23, 2012 22:03
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You're Batman! 
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Jun 23, 2012 23:26
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Yeah I am Batman!
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Jun 23, 2012 23:34
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Well, it hurts when he swallows, especially when he drinks orange juice. I mean, uh, dog food...juice.
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Jun 24, 2012 03:44
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Kull the Conqueror posted:Well, it hurts when he swallows, especially when he drinks orange juice. I mean, uh, dog food...juice. We've been seeing a lot of this lately, been drinking from the toilet?
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Jun 24, 2012 03:50
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Coffee And Pie posted:We've been seeing a lot of this lately, been drinking from the toilet? Thats disgusting!
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Jun 24, 2012 03:52
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXeV5cqb_3Y&t=9s
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Jun 24, 2012 04:00
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Kull the Conqueror posted:Well, it hurts when he swallows, especially when he drinks orange juice. I mean, uh, dog food...juice. Speaking of dogs, I can't get the way the old English guy on the plane says "oh yes!" when Jerry is asking him if his dog is on the plane with him.
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Jun 24, 2012 06:12
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jojoinnit posted:Thats disgusting! I'm not the one going to hell.
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Jun 24, 2012 14:22
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I don't know. They're deranged.
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Jun 24, 2012 16:32
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Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right now? Let's go! C'mon, let's go baby! C'mon!
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Jun 24, 2012 19:15
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My father's gay. [Coincidentally is true of his eventual fiancee].
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Jun 24, 2012 19:21
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Supreme Allah posted:My father's gay. PEOPLE'S PERSONAL SEXUAL PREFERENCES ARE NOBODY'S BUSINESS BUT THEIR OWN!! 
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Jun 24, 2012 19:45
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Jun 24, 2012 21:28
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Jun 25, 2012 00:23
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Some day... we're going to get enough people on the Court to change that law.
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Jun 25, 2012 03:41
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Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?
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Jun 25, 2012 03:46
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http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/8090735/new-york-mets-find-home-tim-byrdak-chicken-little-jerry-seinfeld
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Jun 25, 2012 04:06
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BrandNew posted:http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/8090735/new-york-mets-find-home-tim-byrdak-chicken-little-jerry-seinfeld 
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Jun 25, 2012 04:22
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MokBa posted:"Hellooooooo!" was very common between my friends and I a few years ago. But Jerry's "Who is this?" still gets use out of me, no matter the type of phone call. It's "Oops!"
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Jun 25, 2012 05:58
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Puddy. Yeah, is uh, David Puddy there? This is Puddy. Oh, uh this is Kramer! I know.
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Jun 25, 2012 06:16
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What do you got, a Clarkman?
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Jun 25, 2012 14:23
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Hey! I woulda marched in Selma if it had been in Long Island.
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Jun 25, 2012 15:22
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Oooo, extra teeth, love that look.
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Jun 25, 2012 20:15
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10 years ago, waking up next to a woman like this would've sent me running for the Phisohex.
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Jun 25, 2012 20:48
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This is one of my favorite scenes because it's just so stupid. Vivian: Oh, isn't Elaine fantastic? George: Yes she is. It's a pity we won't be seeing much more of her. Vivian: Really, why? George: Oh, you haven't heard, she's going to live with her grandparents in Redding Pennsylvania. Vivian: Her grandparent passed away five years ago. George: Yes they did. I was covering. Elaine has been deported back to Scotland. Vivian: She's an American citizen, I have seen her passport. George: All right, no more lies. Elaine is been chosen to represent the Upper West Side in the next Biosphere project. Vivian: I haven't heard anything about another Biosphere. George: That's because it's underwater. Vivian: This is insane. George: Is it? Vivian: Yes it it. George: Well, it's all for charity, so what's the difference. Ehud fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Jun 25, 2012 |
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Jun 25, 2012 21:27
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:It's called a T-square! It's pronounced thermometer 
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Jun 25, 2012 23:13
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You've got three pints of Kramer in ya, buddy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wccoNp17he8  AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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Jun 26, 2012 06:26
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zoomdog posted:It's pronounced thermometer Holes, I need holes!
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Jun 26, 2012 19:03
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zoomdog posted:It's pronounced thermometer Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic. (Maze of circular logic is definitely a Seinfeld-ism that I use at work all the time).
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I hurt my leg badly enough to need crutches a few days ago, and ever since I've been telling people that "This was supposed to be the summer of George!"
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