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Parachute posted:Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic. You know, I could have killed you and no one would have known! (I just love that Elaine seriously considers murdering someone just because she'd get away with it.)
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Coffee And Pie posted:I hurt my leg badly enough to need crutches a few days ago, and ever since I've been telling people that "This was supposed to be the summer of George!" Holy poo poo I just did my ankle bad enough to be On crutches today and am supposed to be going overseas on Friday which is looking less likely now. At least this has given me SOMETHING to salvage out of this 
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Coffee And Pie posted:I hurt my leg badly enough to need crutches a few days ago, and ever since I've been telling people that "This was supposed to be the summer of George!" Bonus points if your name isn't George.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Well you can stuff your sorries in a sack mister! STOP SAYING THAT 
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Jun 27, 2012 00:18
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HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOO! LA! LA! LAAAAA!
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DrBouvenstein posted:You know, I could have killed you and no one would have known! When he says the same thing back to her, it suggests he was thinking the same thing  Then later on a different guy shows up and says that the other guy just disappeared one day!
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On the topic of Seinfeld things you say irl, I used to say "You are a lover-booyyy" to my dog all the time, and continue to say it to other people's dogs sometimes if they seem like maybe they are loverboys also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NL5wSs-9kI
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thepokey posted:Holy poo poo I just did my ankle bad enough to be On crutches today and am supposed to be going overseas on Friday which is looking less likely now. At least this has given me SOMETHING to salvage out of this But but, with crutches it's a funny story. With a CANE, it's a sad story.
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Jun 27, 2012 01:03
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I recently told my friend, "You're not bald... you're balding. Sure you're not bald now, but one day you will be."
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CaptainHollywood posted:I recently told my friend, "You're not bald... you're balding. Sure you're not bald now, but one day you will be."
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Jun 27, 2012 15:25
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No, I'm not joking she looks like Lyndon Johnson.
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Is there a pinkish hue?
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Can't remember if I told this story in this thread or not...but the other night, I saw an old man wearing a Vandalay Industries t-shirt. I wished I had gone up to him and either asked what he imported/exported, or if he had any latex sales positions open.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Can't remember if I told this story in this thread or not...but the other night, I saw an old man wearing a Vandalay Industries t-shirt. What delay industries?
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DrBouvenstein posted:Can't remember if I told this story in this thread or not...but the other night, I saw an old man wearing a Vandalay Industries t-shirt. I have a Vandalay Industries shirt in my dresser and am wearing a Kramerica t-shirt right now.
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Diabolik900 posted:I have a Vandalay Industries shirt in my dresser and am wearing a Kramerica t-shirt right now.
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Diabolik900 posted:I have a Vandalay Industries shirt in my dresser and am wearing a Kramerica t-shirt right now. Oh yea? What color is it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-vc-jvRDP8 One of the best little, cut-away gags.
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Jerry, George got arrested. He went down at the Beakman. He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.
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Capt. Sticl posted:Oh yea? What color is it? I've always thought that gag was a nod to some old-school New Yorker thing. I have great-uncles who were born and raised there & whenever it was hot out, they'd also cook without a shirt - until their wives yelled at them to go put on a wife-beater, anyway.
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Leyburn posted:Jerry, George got arrested. He went down at the Beakman. He tried to lam, but they cheesed him. Oh, now it all makes sense. What the hell is e-mail?
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Criminal Minded posted:What the hell is e-mail? I gotta get on that internet...
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Boutros Boutros Ghali!
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He's like a svenjolly.
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Oh. My father's half drunk.
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I beg your pardon? Cinnamon takes a backseat to no bobka. People love cinnamon! It should be on tables in restaurants along with salt and pepper! Anytime someone says "Oh! This is so good, what's in this?" the answer invariably comes back, cinnamon, cinnamon, again and again! -- Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlLPAIrmqvE
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This was in the related videos. Just another reason why George is the best character. http://youtu.be/NRUdaWZ4FN0
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He uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous.
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Macaluso posted:This was in the related videos. Just another reason why George is the best character. http://youtu.be/NRUdaWZ4FN0 All right, you having a good time here? 
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Jimmy's got a backer!
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Diabolik900 posted:He's like a svenjolly. Yo-Yo-MA!!
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And they call it the World Wide Web! You can email anyone!
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Jerusalem posted:All right, you having a good time here? Here's to feeling good all the time!
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I'm on 1st and 1st...how can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.
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Please could one of you fine people identify a scene and episode for me? I can only remember the end of it and it's really bugging me trying to place it. All I recall is George and Elaine are standing next to each other in Jerry's apartment both drinking something, I think talking to Jerry trying to solve some problem. The dialogue ends with something like "No X, no Y, no problem", at which point George clinks glasss with Elaine spilling her drink all other her.
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Thom and the Heads posted:Oh. My father's half drunk. My father's gay!
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BOOTLEGGIN' A MOVIE, BABY!
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Ishamael posted:What Seinfeld quotes pop up in your daily speech? I love using "MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THIS WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME" when I'm jokingly frustrated at something really minimal.
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Kevyn posted:BOOTLEGGIN' A MOVIE, BABY! Is that your orthopedic back pillow? I don't know.  Well is it, or isn't it? ... I guess not.
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