p-lang thread: (now (have you (problems two)))

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trex eaterofcadrs: Jun 17, 2005; My lack of understanding is only exceeded by my lack of concern.

looks like developing at error_reporting(-1) is best as of 5.4, it'll always (lol) give you the most stringent error reports available

# ? Jul 3, 2012 18:14

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# ? May 9, 2024 11:40

Toady: Jan 12, 2009

Ronald Raiden posted:

hey, just so everyone knows php still sucks. I was doing a thing and accidently misspelled a variable and php was just like whatever i don't care I just won't do anything with this unbound variable and then it was hard to figure out why it wasn't working cuz there as no error

lua does the same

# ? Jul 3, 2012 18:15

0xB16B00B5: Aug 24, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

i literally dont understand why people dont use javascript for everything now, since you can have a simple technology stack from the server to the frontend, rather than a house of cards of python/ruby/javascript god knows what

# ? Jul 3, 2012 18:17

Rufus Ping: Dec 27, 2006; I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

yeah javascript is literally the best language for every conceivable task idgi

# ? Jul 3, 2012 18:18

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

why do other languages exist even

# ? Jul 3, 2012 18:22

Toady: Jan 12, 2009

Javascript is web scale. Lua is not web scale. Also: Lua comes from Brazil. You know what else comes from Brazil? Waxed balls. I wouldn't trust a programmer that waxes his balls. If he can't make good decisions involving his nutsack, can he make good decisions involving language design? (Just look at PHP!)

# ? Jul 3, 2012 18:58

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tinselt0wn posted:

i literally dont understand why people dont use javascript for everything now, since you can have a simple technology stack from the server to the frontend, rather than a house of cards of python/ruby/javascript god knows what

hahahahaha

# ? Jul 3, 2012 18:59

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tinselt0wn posted:

Nice!

# ? Jul 3, 2012 18:59

CaptainMeatpants: Jun 1, 2010

tinselt0wn posted:

i literally dont understand why people dont use javascript for everything now, since you can have a simple technology stack from the server to the frontend, rather than a house of cards of python/ruby/javascript god knows what

that's a pretty good one

# ? Jul 3, 2012 19:02

homercles: Feb 14, 2010

use Modern::Perl hope on the cool train choo choo

# ? Jul 3, 2012 19:05

homercles: Feb 14, 2010

Toady posted:

Javascript is web scale. Lua is not web scale. Also: Lua comes from Brazil. You know what else comes from Brazil? Waxed balls. I wouldn't trust a programmer that waxes his balls. If he can't make good decisions involving his nutsack, can he make good decisions involving language design? (Just look at PHP!)

once you've waxed your balls you think "why not my taint"
and then "why not everything else"

never do that

# ? Jul 3, 2012 19:07

EVGA Longoria: Dec 25, 2005; Let's go exploring!

homercles posted:

use Modern::Perl hope on the cool train choo choo

this

unless you're using perl 5.8

or perl 5.0 in johnny's case

# ? Jul 3, 2012 20:33

qntm: Jun 17, 2009

Casao posted:

you're using perl 5.8

yup

# ? Jul 3, 2012 21:06

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

http://codingconduct.cc/Paideia-as-Paidia :drat:

# ? Jul 3, 2012 21:53

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

Toady posted:

Javascript is web scale. Lua is not web scale. Also: Lua comes from Brazil. You know what else comes from Brazil? Waxed balls. I wouldn't trust a programmer that waxes his balls. If he can't make good decisions involving his nutsack, can he make good decisions involving language design? (Just look at PHP!)

cool

# ? Jul 3, 2012 21:55

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

use java or c#

# ? Jul 3, 2012 23:05

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

tef posted:

http://codingconduct.cc/Paideia-as-Paidia

i didnt wanna be all @tef #twitprops #proread but i went through this and it was really good

# ? Jul 4, 2012 00:09

EVGA Longoria: Dec 25, 2005; Let's go exploring!

Shaggar posted:

use java or c#

no, don't

# ? Jul 4, 2012 00:56

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

i already know gamification blows chunks b/c 90% of social games use gamification slathered on top of a cash shop & they're boring as heck

# ? Jul 4, 2012 00:58

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

tinselt0wn posted:

i literally dont understand why people dont use javascript for everything now, since you can have a simple technology stack from the server to the frontend, rather than a house of cards of python/ruby/javascript god knows what

if nodejs had workers and javascript had an integer type i would agree 100% with this

# ? Jul 4, 2012 02:02

Gazpacho: Jun 18, 2004; by Fluffdaddy; Slippery Tilde

ahhh spiders posted:

Lua!

# ? Jul 4, 2012 02:05

Opinion Haver: Apr 9, 2007

Internaut! posted:

dogpile on php

dunno if this was posted yet

it's never a bad time to post that

also in PHP E_ALL doesn't get you everything, you need E_STRICT | E_ALL

# ? Jul 4, 2012 02:34

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

yaoi prophet posted:

Nice!

i think there's an E_ACTUALLY_ALL too

# ? Jul 4, 2012 03:37

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

the counterpart to mysql_real_escape_string

# ? Jul 4, 2012 03:37

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

i imagine the php source tree is full of files with names like string_v27_FINAL_3__.c

# ? Jul 4, 2012 03:39

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

ahhh spiders posted:

i already know gamification blows chunks b/c 90% of social games use gamification slathered on top of a cash shop & they're boring as heck

gamify would be a much better verb if it involved actual gams.

# ? Jul 4, 2012 03:43

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Otto Skorzeny posted:

the counterpart to mysql_real_escape_string

-Wall -Wextra

# ? Jul 4, 2012 04:07

Opinion Haver: Apr 9, 2007

larry wextra

# ? Jul 4, 2012 04:10

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

yaoi prophet posted:

it's never a bad time to post that

also in PHP E_ALL doesn't get you everything, you need E_STRICT | E_ALL

what you actually want is this:

error_reporting = E_ALL & ~(E_NOTICE | E_DEPRECATED)

that shows you everything relevant. no "undefined index" stuff or deprecation notices. anything more than that is E_STRICTly for spergs

# ? Jul 4, 2012 04:14

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

yaoi prophet posted:

larry wextra

libarry.a not found

# ? Jul 4, 2012 04:17

Opinion Haver: Apr 9, 2007

Tiny Bug Child posted:

what you actually want is this:

error_reporting = E_ALL & ~(E_NOTICE | E_DEPRECATED)

that shows you everything relevant. no "undefined index" stuff or deprecation notices. anything more than that is E_STRICTly for spergs

no what you actually want is to use a different language

# ? Jul 4, 2012 04:48