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If arousing arousal isn't present in at least half of the sex scenes, I will be sorely disappointed.Ambiguatron posted:I don't think breeches work that way.
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They do when they are hot satin breeches with predesigned tear-away seams.  I'm totally ready to work on the scene when the Red Python comes into the city for some hot Kate Strike action. For no reason other than that you just need a sexy
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Remember, this is the aesthetic you're going for:  Also: goddammit she made more:  Yes, that's Oberyn "Red Viper" Martell with Arianne "his loving niece" Martell.
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thornghost posted:Fantasy romance plot I would read this. I want to to contribute. Is their an "Erotic Low Fantasy" genre already? Kind of like...Anita Blake for the medieval/elf nerds? If not, we need to tap that poo poo quick.
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whowhatwhere posted:Also: goddammit she made more: Everyone is so desensitized to incest by now that I bet no one even blinked at this. In It For The Tank fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Jul 7, 2012 |
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Devorum posted:Is their an "Erotic Low Fantasy" genre already? Kind of like...Anita Blake for the medieval/elf nerds? If not, we need to tap that poo poo quick. Gor. Also: what the hell is up with the tongues in that Martellcest pic?
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For the weird lemonfic people are mysteriously wanting to write, that true Something Awful flavour means the euphamism for loving absolutely must be "gently caress".
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Jul 7, 2012 12:19
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The more she drank, the more she poo poo'd.
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thornghost posted:The Synopsis This is like a real story. If you just didn't write weird sex, and did only normal romance novel sex, this could easily be published. If you took out the sex altogether and just made sly allusion to it, it could be a YA book.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:For the weird lemonfic people are mysteriously wanting to write, that true Something Awful flavour means the euphamism for loving absolutely must be "gently caress". Nice. In It For The Tank posted:Everyone is so desensitized to incest by now that I bet no one even blinked at this. Now that you mention it, I've read so much GRRM and horrible poo poo lately that even though the caption said "his loving niece" not one alarm went off. GRRM causes brain damage. 
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Jul 7, 2012 15:58
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There's another one by that author of a naked Euron pinching a naked, tied-up Asha's nipples. The boner it gave me wasn't even particularly shameful. /w/cards
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Martin Van Buren posted:There's another one by that author of a naked Euron pinching a naked, tied-up Asha's nipples. The boner it gave me wasn't even particularly shameful. /w/cards 
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Holy poo poo, who bought me an avatar? I guess I'm going to have to get those chapters broke down quick so people can start writing. I'm not going to be near my computer today (just on my phone now) but I'll do it either tomorrow or Monday. I think we should probably shoot for roughly 50k words, which is about 200 pages. Enough to have a bit of plot, but not so long to bore the readers. We'll break things up into character-focused chapters like GRRM does, so think of which characters you would prefer to write if you're going to help. We'll also need some style editors after the first draft is done to make sure the book reads cohesively. Should we stick with "Fifty Feasts of Dragons" for the title, or change it to something more original? I'm really not married to that title.
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Jul 7, 2012 19:13
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Jul 7, 2012 19:38
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The Three-Headed Dragon and Other Safe Words. A Song of Sperm and Gurm. Game of Dongs. A Clash of Genitals. A Storm of Sperm. A Feast for Sirsee. A Dance with Bestiality.
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Jul 7, 2012 19:56
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A Million Sticky Princes By Lord James Frey
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Jul 7, 2012 21:17
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Oh god, you weren't kidding. The top three best selling Kindle titles are from this Shades of Grey trilogy.
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Jul 7, 2012 21:19
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It passed 10 million copies sold...in six weeks: http://www.mediabistro.com/galleycat/fifty-shades-of-grey-sells-10-million-copies-in-6-weeks_b51901
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I know you didn't have a blurb for her, but I'll take some legally-distinguishable-from-Brienne-of-Tarth action over here, I guess.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I know you didn't have a blurb for her, but I'll take some legally-distinguishable-from-Brienne-of-Tarth action over here, I guess. Brita of Ennerth. A homely woman six and a half feet, skilled with a sword. Enjoys fisting, rear end play, and dodging copyright infringements.
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Jul 7, 2012 22:49
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I claim Tryrio the queens youngest brother and Dwarf and his love triangle with Shana and Lady Sensa.
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Jul 7, 2012 22:51
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So how about instead of being kicked out of House Also they're both 18. No, wait, Tom is nineteen and more experienced. You know, at loving.
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Jul 7, 2012 22:58
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Delirious Ted and Tom Frost are an exclusive item. Dan Farley is in love Jenny, one Casper's daughters.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Delirious Ted and Tom Frost are an exclusive item. Already there is dissent. Oh and Dan, seriously? How can you pass up on Jamwell?
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Who's going to write about the super-obese diuretic dude with the freak show? I'm thinking some sort of orgy with midgets and transvestites crawling all over his mountainous bulk as he spews forth geysers of feces. And I'm only thinking it because GRRM thought it first.
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Ambiguatron posted:So how about instead of being kicked out of House
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How about some Renfield Bartholemew and Lori Turner of Lushmeadows, The fabulous and flamboyant couple at court? Known for throwing large "jousting" tourneys for every occasion.
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I'll kick in a contribution. Everything I've written in the past is focused on warfare of various forms, which doesn't seem relevant to this story, but if there's a duel I could write that. I could also do a little political intrigue to fill in the areas between the porn.
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rejutka posted:The Three-Headed Dragon and Other Safe Words. 50 Shades of Grayjoy
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I just know there has to be a SanSan scene between the Lady Sansea and Sandog, a Rottweiler with a mangled face.
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Anders posted:I just know there has to be a SanSan scene between the Lady Sansea and Sandog, a Rottweiler with a mangled face. It is Lady Sensa and The Pound. Her faithful guardian knight who cares for her when her betrothed, Jeffrey, is too busy to spend time with her. No bestiality...we want this to go mainstream.
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Devorum posted:
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Anders posted:Count me out Mild Cards Do you wanna get rich, or have integrity? Before you answer, think about riding in a gold limo.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Do you wanna get rich, or have integrity? I'd just spend all the money on legal fees anyway. Edit: and that's not for any copyright infringement.
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May I suggest some lite BDSM action between dominatrix cat-loving heiress Randy Molten and her submissive boytoy, Theodore Slateglee?
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This barbarity you're planning needs a Ros analogue.
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