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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

bunky posted:

Does this seem ridiculous to anyone else? Teenage girls used to do this poo poo in our marching band in high school.

:psyduck:
Why do you think the thing teenage girls do tends to be called "drill team"? Which group do you think did this first, teenage girls or soldiers? Where do you live that you've never seen soldiers doing the gun spinning stuff in a movie, commercial, or TV show?

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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Definitely teenage girls did it first, and then the males did it in order to impress the females into mating, and to scare off potential rivals.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Speaking of girls, here's a hilarious old educational video from 1944 for how men need to deal with 'women workers' in a factory. It's amazing how much things have changed since then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3uDEtczH3w

'Women scare me, Joe.'

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Blue Footed Booby posted:

:psyduck:
Why do you think the thing teenage girls do tends to be called "drill team"? Which group do you think did this first, teenage girls or soldiers? Where do you live that you've never seen soldiers doing the gun spinning stuff in a movie, commercial, or TV show?

In case people were actually wondering, military drills go back to at least the 16th century and school drill teams (pep squads) were created by Gussie Nell Davis in 1928.

CJ
Jul 3, 2007

Asbungold
Here's a cool video i found where the smuggest child in the world explains how the nasty feminists oppress men. :ohdear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_V9AanPsrg

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

CJ posted:

Here's a cool video i found where the smuggest child in the world explains how the nasty feminists oppress men. :ohdear:

I love how he thinks it nearly impossible to 'prosecute women who murder because they have so many syndromes to choose from'. I think he might have some mummy issues.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Cute Harry Potter fan music video "Sorted This Way"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOxwo8TUQok

Koala Cola
Dec 21, 2005

I am the stone that the builder refused...

parthenocarpy posted:

An old SA favorite, How to grill steak without a grill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

It has 129k views now :o:

was this made by a goon? Cause it's great.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Joel Bauer, the greatest pitchman alive today, explain why your business card is crap.
Everything about this man is just so punchable. Jesus.

Indentured Servant
Aug 31, 2008
A rendition of "Seigneurs, sachiez qui or ne s'en ira", a song by Theobald I of Navarre. It's written in Old French and in this video sung with the corresponding pronunciation. To me it sounds surprisingly similar to Quebec French.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

Blue Footed Booby posted:

:psyduck:
Why do you think the thing teenage girls do tends to be called "drill team"? Which group do you think did this first, teenage girls or soldiers? Where do you live that you've never seen soldiers doing the gun spinning stuff in a movie, commercial, or TV show?

Holy potatoes, you just blew my mind. I thought there was an ancient group of high school girls that came up with rifle drills.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

stickyfngrdboy posted:

Frankie Boyle, the superbly offensive Scottish comedian, tweeted this video of a London taxi driver having a complete meltdown about Andy Murray (Scottish tennis player who is in the Wimbledon men's singles final on Sunday):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0D_dj8RY0U

:stare:

Fuckin' Finking Fought

edit: I get the impression for some odd reason that the British mental healthcare system is lagging when compared to other NHS covered conditions. That or this guy just refuses treatment and doesn't act crazy enough outside of his cab to draw the attention of police or social workers.

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Jul 8, 2012

The Science Goy
Mar 27, 2007

Where did you learn to drive?
It is a fairly common belief in the video game world that gamers who do a lot of racing sims tend to be... different. ADHD is prevalent, as are people symptomatic of Asperger's. It should be no surprise, then, that there are multiple goons who gather together to play internet racecars.

Forza Motorsport 4 has a Car Clubs feature, which makes it even easier to keep a racing group together. SA has three main car clubs: GTCC (the serious ones), AUGR (the not-quite-as-serious ones) and SAEG (the European ones)

This video captures some of the magic that took place Saturday night on Forza Motorsport 4, where members from all three car clubs joined forces. Unfortunately, the video cannot convey the magic of drunken politics, discussions of spacedocking, a history lesson on Van Halen, and passing references to Ziploc's Tall Black Boyfriend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW-ntXaoXG0&hd=1

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Apparition posted:

was this made by a goon? Cause it's great.

It's the ever eccentric and yet bizarrely fascinating and endearing Masaokis. He's done a ton of videos like this.

Edit: He's not a goon, though he may as well be, just a really weird guy on youtube that has managed to capture a lot of goon's hearts and attention.

Speaking of weird guys on youtube, here's an old guy who uploads several videos a day of him smoking various pipes in various outfits. Here's one of my favorites of his.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcemfQUtqO4

Cowman fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Jul 8, 2012

Landerig
Oct 27, 2008

by Fistgrrl
Semi crossposted from the forgotten TV show's thread, but here's part of one episode of The Mask (Animated series)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4DuWYECoNc

Dr Newman has the mask on, and if nothing else it's hilarious just listening to Ben Stein's voice radically change pitch and show bits of emotion.

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

Apparition posted:

was this made by a goon? Cause it's great.

The only thing goon made in that video is the translation

Dodecalypse
Jun 21, 2012


SKA SUCKS
This is a video of the majestic (and catchy) mating ritual of a Cuban Jumping-Spider.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K8G4eAXC88

CarlosTheDwarf
Jun 1, 2001
Up shit creek.
What happens when you combine soccer and table tennis?

http://youtu.be/dp071E_TjeM

don't watch if you have a headache.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Discovered in the GBS Chuck E. Cheese thread:

An old animatronic animal band (Rock-afire Explosion) "sings" along to songs.

Love in this Club: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b90Cf6ARscc

Electric Feel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGWJbcTvL_M

Lollipop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ZjhklL_RU (Not sure why this one has shots of the guy and his dog, though...)

Tokyo Incident
Nov 1, 2011

relax
NIN's 1,000,000 is another Rock-afire Explosion highlight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbnN6QmdrH4

cactuscarpet
Sep 12, 2011

I don't even know what rasta means.
When bouncy castles attack http://youtu.be/t5Y6j8-edrs

XOIC of Radishes
Oct 1, 2009

I planted radishes in this special dirt and they came up all weird!
:science: :ughh:

It's a bit like a katamari.

(Youtube doubler of above clip and katamari music)

Yancy_Street
Nov 26, 2007

drunk octopus
wants to fight you

XOIC of Radishes posted:

It's a bit like a katamari.

(Youtube doubler of above clip and katamari music)

Thank you, I needed that tonight.

Live action Duck Hunt at Anime Boston 2008.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSRLITM-KTw

Kamoc
Oct 8, 2003

You cannot eat a purse.
Bloopers from the RoboCup, where autonomous robots compete against each other at soccer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9arXtrhZBo

Highlight: 1:26.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Kamoc posted:

Bloopers from the RoboCup, where autonomous robots compete against each other at soccer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9arXtrhZBo

Highlight: 1:26.

So if Big Dog and those horrible bipedal derivatives are pretty much one step away from being the Hunters from Half Life, how come these robots are still adorable shimmying klutzes? I assume it's because Boston Dynamics is keeping all its secrets to itself?

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Boston Dynamics and MIT have been fighting a secret war against one another since the early 1990s.

Lasers are involved.

MeatRocket8
Aug 3, 2011

I love me some Mike Tyson videos.

This is a great highlight reel showcasing his ridiculously quick path from his professional debut, to becoming world champ at age 20.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FgS3kCv79I


Equally as entertaining are the highlights from his most outrageous interviews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIDjMCxNHSg

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
A clam sitting on a table enjoying salt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp1nrhJAX3I

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Sometimes Youtube comments are gold:

quote:

If there were googly eyes on the clam this video would be hilarious.

Yes...yes it would.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Oh hey that's terrifying.

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

VomitCannon posted:

This is a video someone took of a magical, faraway land called aspergillus fumigatus botrytis mucor trichoderma cladosporium
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsQHWj2RfXg

What an unfortunate first name, awesome video though.

Yeet
Nov 18, 2005

- WE.IGE -
Here's a horror trailer take on Willy Wonka. Pretty awesome that they got Christopher Lloyd for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We5a2mA7IAU

Koala Cola
Dec 21, 2005

I am the stone that the builder refused...

Isn't that bad for the clam?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Apparition posted:

Isn't that bad for the clam?

Pretty sure the clam isn't "eating" so much as "searching desperately for water and only finding salty hell"

Yes it needs googly eyes on it.

Hiro Protagonist
Oct 25, 2010

Last of the freelance hackers and
Greatest swordfighter in the world
That "tongue" is actually its "foot", so I have no idea why it's doing that if the salt isn't going anywhere near its mouth.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

Apparition posted:

Isn't that bad for the clam?

Yeah, salt is bad for clams. They are prone to high blood pressure, and if you place them in salt water, they'll probably develop hypertension and die a lovely salty clam death.

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

That clam video is the thing of nightmares. gently caress the ocean (:goonsay:).

Anyway, if you're a fan of Breaking Bad (season 5 starts next week!) and/or the Nerdist podcast, you should really watch this video of some of the actors from Breaking Bad playing the crew of the Nerdist in a charity bowling match. It's entertaining and hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjqYlvUgJQ8

AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS
The clam isn't eating the salt. It's trying to tell us all to get back to work.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

AngryCaterpillar posted:

The clam isn't eating the salt. It's trying to tell us all to get back to work.

Clams aren't scallops, you RACIST.

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MeatRocket8
Aug 3, 2011

Alright all you unsophisticated motherfuckers, this is how you taste whisky:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Boj33DVSILQ

I recommend Suntory Yamazaki 12 year single malt to use your new tasting skills. Good stuff, not expensive.

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