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nuncle jimbo posted:you guys realize its only a matter of time before someone makes a game of thrones porn parody, right
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Hustler is almost certainly on that already. If it has Lisa Ann screaming Hodor for thirty minutes while being hosed in the rear end, their simply is no way to compete.
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Jul 8, 2012 06:49
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You know what? gently caress the Wall, Tom Frost, and Jamwell Fartknocker. We don't need that lovely subplot, all that leads to is a vague promise of necrophiliac zombie rape that never happens
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bigmcgaffney posted:You know what? gently caress the Wall, Tom Frost, and Jamwell Fartknocker. We don't need that lovely subplot, all that leads to is a vague promise of necrophiliac zombie rape that never happens Yeah, we could easily meld that in to C.H.U.D.s and save a lot of space on the map pages.
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nuncle jimbo posted:you guys realize its only a matter of time before someone makes a game of thrones porn parody, right I'm shocked it hasn't come out already.
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Anders posted:Count me out Mild Cards It can only happen if he is a shape shifter. It is OK to bang his animal form because he is still really human inside.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Do you wanna get rich, or have integrity? Aira: Aira hit the elevator button with trepidition. She had just agreed to this ten minutes before. Her roomie could not make the time and texted a Hail Mary just before. Aira just happened to be in the building - she was texted just after visiting the toilet on the thirty-fifth floor. Sebastian Hips had - as an unprecedented thing - agreed to an interview with someone he could - the rider stated - blow his load over and still respect. Aira felt she could be the load target and still give a poo poo - she had to, really, her brother had told her about the military and her room-mate had emphasized how important this interview was - if Sebastian drowned his mother, Aira should position herself to ask not only why but why now. Sebastian Hips had run away from all interviews - the man was a rock-star neuro-surgeon lawyer genius but he was shy, apart from his sexy obviousness. So few were the best at everything, they had the unenviable job of doling out the orgasms just to keep the fans happy.
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Devorum posted:It can only happen if he is a shape shifter. It is OK to bang his animal form because he is still really human inside. Yes, but much like Hodor, an animal can't give consent but still has to suffer through the indignity of, whatever it is that's being proposed here. So yeah I guess this is pretty gurmy because in addition to the warger being underage we have bestiality and a couple of different levels of rape here. Good show.
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Does anyone have the "Mother of Dragons" Blingee image lying around their hard drive? Me and mine must needs a copy of it.
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Some TWoW spoilers from GRRM's latest Seattle reading, as recounted at Westeros.org: Tyrion: This scene takes place in Brown Ben Plumm's tent. He and Tyrion are playing cevasse. This chapter seemed to have 3 major plot points: Setting the stage for what's going on in Mereen, all the various factions, etc. Most of this is a recap from the end of DwD. One interesting thing is that several of the Yunka'i have split the three remaining hostages amongst them and Tyrion seems to be trying to figure out a way to capture Daario. Oh also: the Yunka'i are loading trebuchets with pale mare corpses and lobbing them into Mereen. Tyrion is trying to convince Plumm to switch sides...again. The best argument (he makes many) is that Dany will forgive him because it'll be his turncloaking that seals the battle. One of the other commanders apparently tried to buy Tyrion when he was on the blocks as a slave. she wears a breastplate with a harpy on it. Skylark thinks her name was Melaza. Penny advised Tyrion to lose some times when playing Cyvasse, but Tyrion can't; Tyrion thinks that if he's not clever all the time, his value will be nothing and no one will want him. Tyrion notes that Dragons don't care about sides and are very fickle when it comes to burning and eating people. Brown Ben thinks that Dany will take back Mormont - especially with Tyrion. Jorah shows up at the end and tells them that there are ships in the bay with black sails and kraken sigils and everyone goes "what the fuuuuuck?" Victarion: The horn is an actual horn from a dragon. Bigger than Balerion. Victarion is feeding the horn his own blood from his black fire hand. He's doing this to bind it to him, so that when the horn is blown the dragons will go to him. Victarion's black fire hand - the one that was injured - appears to be significantly magical. It still is black and charred, but now smokes with his rage. One of the details was him putting on all his armor and clutching his fist while saying 'he pities any many who tried to stand before him on this day' and smoke rises from his gauntlet. The three thralls might be important but it's not clear. One is a bastard's bastard, one is the young one, and the third wasn't clear. The young one speaks a lot, and Victarion normally would beat him but he's likely to die anyway. The three thralls have been promised freedom and a ship if they survive after the blowing. He fingerbangs the dusky woman as he doesn't want to spend himself before battle. Yeah, that would have been fun to hear in person. Victarion is "dumb as a stump." I think this tells us everything we need to know about his eventual fate (my thoughts, not GRRM's words). General stuff: One of my favorite questions was about Howland Reed. A woman asked if his children might know anything about what happened at the Tower of Joy. He scoffed a little and said he couldn't tell us that, but then admitted "yes, the Reeds may know some things." He assured us that we will learn about Jon's parentage: "all will be revealed." Magic is on the rise in the world, and there will be more magic in every book going out. It is not clear whether the walkers cause the cold to come or the cold causes the walkers to come. He has gotten many, many letters from women to do an explicit gay male sex scene. Not a single one from men requesting it. He confirmed that while he doesn't like it, if you don't see the body chances are they're not dead. Azure_Horizon fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Jul 9, 2012 |
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Yes, a a recap. I am so looking forward to that.
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But does Vicki fingerbang the dusky woman with his magic hand? This is important for my.. work to proceed.
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nuncle jimbo posted:you guys realize its only a matter of time before someone makes a game of thrones porn parody, right I thought HBO took care of this 
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If they don't call it Game of Bones I'm going to be very angry for about five minutes and then go do something else.
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Azure_Horizon posted:General stuff: The number of stupid questions at the event was astounding. People were lining up for the Q&A session, listen to the person ahead of them ask what was going to happen next, have Martin tell them they'd just have to wait and read it, and then step up to ask him what would happen next. The crown jewel, though, was the woman who asked him if there was someone standing by to finish the series if he couldn't. "You're asking me to contemplate my own death," Martin said. "If I'm incapable of finishing the series, I've got bigger loving problems than the series."
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Madurai posted:The crown jewel, though, was the woman who asked him if there was someone standing by to finish the series if he couldn't. "You're asking me to contemplate my own death," Martin said. "If I'm incapable of finishing the series, I've got bigger loving problems than the series." Contemplating your death is pretty loving salient when you're like a million years old and weigh a thousand pounds and nearly died from getting poo poo in your dick.
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sorry lady i don't do difficult things 
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Kinda goes to show how little he actually cares about the series. You'd think that he would have a plan in place to have his most important work - a project he's been working on for the past 16 years - completed in the event of his death. Or maybe it's that he realizes that since his Great Legacy is just going to be a series of stupid books about dragons and zombies and literal poo poo, it doesn't really matter either way.
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Dazerbeams posted:if there's a duel I could write that Sword fight in Sensa's mouth? Dazerbeams posted:Everywhere I go on SA, I am reminded of GRRM and the Bad Thread. When I come in here, I find 50 Shades of Grey. You are the absolute fuckers. Someone write a 50 Shits of Westeros crossover. That's what we need. I kinda like "50 Shades of Grey Worm", all eunuch sex, all the time. A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I knew a girl that lost her left hand and I didn't realize it for 2 months. One time while we were taking acid, I was loving with the other people hanging out. We stopped by this guy James' house, who was friend of a friend. Someone asked why this guy James never wore shorts... I'm from the desert, so.. everyone wears shorts. it was odd. I thought I was being funny saying, saying "yeah.. you know James he doesn't HAVE legs.. never seen him in shorts have you - see how his jeans are always pressed super tight? its like you can see his robot knees!" Didn't find out until the next day that he really didn't have legs below his knees. Never spoke to him again /shame kcroy fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Jul 9, 2012 |
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kcroy posted:Sword fight in Sensa's mouth? between Sendor and Veremer Ballsackskins.
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Azure_Horizon posted:between Sendor and Veremer Ballsackskins. The Pound and his savage older brother Pegger... a fight that had been brewing for years, was going to take place. As he dropped his trousers she understood why they called him "Pegger" .. his 'sword' was longer and thicker than anyman's she knew of. When it came to close combat... preferably in her mouth... Sendor wouldn't have much room to manouever... They started off Jousting... The Pound from behind.. like the dogs he so admired. He had already shown her last night while the ladies called him "The Pound". And Pegger from the front, prying her questing lips apart till they were taut and strained, like the pig intestines that stretch around a summersausage. She might not know who would win between these two hulking brothers... but she knew who be crowned the Queen of Love and Beauty. kcroy fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Jul 9, 2012 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:But does Vicki fingerbang the dusky woman with his magic hand? This is important for my.. work to proceed. I can't believe you would think otherwise. Can you imaging grrm passing that up?
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SammyWhereAreYou posted:Kinda goes to show how little he actually cares about the series. You'd think that he would have a plan in place to have his most important work - a project he's been working on for the past 16 years - completed in the event of his death. It seems like he got to book 3 then it clicked with him that he would be spending the rest of the decade writing ASoIaF, and he's been trying not to. He overextended himself, pure and simple.
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When I think of "overextended himself" I think of George R. R. Lucas' masterful film "The Phantom Menace" and the abject horror in his face as he watches the first private screening, and then proceeds to convince himself it was grrat
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Azure_Horizon posted:He confirmed that while he doesn't like it, if you don't see the body chances are they're not dead. I...don't understand. He's writing this. If he doesn't like it, he can change how it's written.
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Chinston Wurchill posted:I...don't understand. He's writing this. If he doesn't like it, he can change how it's written. No. He can't change anything about how he writes. Come on, we all know this.
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rejutka posted:Game of Dongs. I was honestly thinking "A Game of Bones" because it could be dirty or it could not be dirty but everyone secretly knows that it's dirty. Anyway, I'm hard at work on the chapter summery. Best start oiling up those fat pink masts, because everyone's gonna have to be ready to write some lady porn.
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I've always disliked it when authors go "my characters made me change it, lol!" I respect that your plan for the book changes as you write it, but there's no goddamn Platonic ideal of Daenerys Targaryen making GBS threads up the ether. She's in your head. And if you don't know your characters' motivations and personalities by the fifth book, well... A few more points from that reading that I didn't see mentioned: - Victarion is flying dragon banners AND kraken banners, to show what side he's on. - The "not dead if you don't see a body" quote was self-criticism. He never wanted to "turn the series into a comic book", but admitted that the current state of the series is no body = not dead. That's a fairly spoiler-laden suggestion, I'd say. - He said that he has too many POVs and will be killing some off.
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A Game of Loads A Clash of Cocks A Storm of Semen A Feast for Chodes A Dance with Dildos The Winds of Wangter A Dream of Sperm this poo poo writes itself people
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The Mutato posted:A Game of Loads Very phallic.
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A Gash of Kings is the correct title, sorry.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:A Gash of Kings is the correct title, sorry. Oh God, Varys eunuch/hermaphrodite porn images flashing into my mind. 
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Ser Hungys of Karl I'm here to fix deine weirwood, I am ze expert
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Alright Wildcards, here's the chapter breakdown. Call your chapters and I'll update this post with who calls what. A few reminders first: This is for ladies. They overthink things and their characters should too. A good rule of thumb for writing should be "two thoughts for every one action". The sex should ALWAYS be consensual, even if weird, and the women involved should enjoy it. This is a "vacation from their husbands". Make it fun. Extra points for every mention of lemoncakes, fat dudes with beards and nuncles. Original character reference post with brief summery. A Game of Bones Dedicated Editors (only editing, not writing): Sophia Chapter breakdown Prologue (Blade_of_tyshalle) COMPLETED Lord Nathyn Strike [viewpoint] is taking King Roger Bartholemew on a secret tour of the North's outposts along the passes through the northern Iceclaw mountains that protect the Five Kingdoms from the Elders. They are accompanied by a small but seasoned troop of warriors and their exact journey is a secret known to only a select few in order to protect them. The party is attacked by men dressed as Elders but clearly from the Five Kingdoms. Nathyn realizes it is a trap, spies someone he thinks he knows (do not reveal details) just as he sees his bodyguard Sir Hogor take a savage blow to the head and drop. Nathyn is then overwhelmed and killed. Chapter 1 – Sensa (Dead Man Posting) COMPLETED A couple of months after the prologue. Sensa is moping because she's having to pack up and leave Autumnfall. We get introduced to her mother, brother and sister as well as the fate of Sir Hogor (he was discovered by and returned to Autumnfall by the same search party that went out to look for the King and Lord Nathyn after they failed to return home and now seems almost completely dumb, speaking only his name "Hogor". Sensa is sad to leave home, but happy to be travelling to Emperor's Crossing because she gets to meet her betrothed King Jeffrey. The family, sans Brendan, pack up and leave. Chapter 2 – Ardi (thornghost) COMPLETED On the road to Emperor's Crossing. Mostly a travel and character building chapter. Let's see Kate's overprotection of Sensa and Ardi also meets young Sir Genden, only recently promoted to knighthood and sent north as part of the party to escort the Strikes to Emperor's Crossing. Ardi is rambuctionus and plays a trick on Sensa and gets her wet. Sir Sender (The Pound) helps Sensa clean off and the two have a happy first meeting. Chapter 3 – Kate (bigmcgaffney) COMPLETED The family rolls into Emperors Crossing. The young girls are amazed because they've never been there, Kate is mostly filled with trepidation for her new job as Prime Minister. The family get settled in and go to be introduced to court. After the formal introduction where they meet Jeffrey, Sarah and James, Jeffrey pulls Kate aside and lets her know the real reason he asked her to come - the Lord Protectors of the realm are arriving to pay him fealty and he's worried it won't go well since he's so young. He needs Kate to bring them in line with her superior political knowledge. She's technically one of the Lord Protectors now that Nathyn is dead. Jeffrey's grandfather is lord of the West, so there's no issue there. As the chapter ends, the entourages arrive in town and Kate watches them from a balcony. She sees the eastern Lord, young Thayor Leyman from the Islands, lord of the Midderlands, the proud and noble Faras Byrell, and the two southern lords, the distantly related Geoff "Blacksun" Dawn and Orion Martin. There's some bullshit where they're co-lords or something. Anyway, Kate ponders what she will have to do to make these men fall in line. (This is foreshadowing because she is going to have to sex them all, sometimes more than one at a time.) Chapter 4 – Sensa (Cirofren) COMPLETED Sensa wakes up on her first day in Emperors Crossing and is excited. The Pound walks in on her naked. She likes it, and doesn't hurry to cover up. The Pound has been sent to take her to meet with Jeffrey. On the way he recounts how he saved his life and got his facial scar. Sensa and Jeffrey meet socially the first time, maybe they're watching some jousts or something. There's lots of flirting here. The Pound eventually takes Sensa back to her room and on the way, tells her that a king always gets the best of everything or something and she needs to start thinking about ways to make sure his sex life is the best too. Chapter 5 – Brendan (  mother fuckin' Arbite, bitches ) COMPLETEDBrendan is still in Autumnfall. Miri, his crush, shows up with an Elder wizard that has offered to teach them the ways of the Elder in exchange for protection. The two begin their tutelage. The wizard sees something in Brendan. Chapter 6 - Kate [SEX] (SaviourX) COMPLETED Kate sets up her first meeting with Thayor Leyman. She receives him in some chambers overlooking the sea so he'll feel comfortable. They exchange some pleasantries and drink wine and Kate finds out what it will take to get him to nicely go along and declare fealty to Jeffrey. There's some ancient fishing rights dispute he wants resolved. He seems tense, so she offers him a back rub. The wine gets to her head and soon they're kissing. She hasn't been with a man since Nathyn dies and this is both exciting a little scary for her. Do some creative stuff with the sex, but nothing too crazy since this is the first sex in the book. Anyway, after they're done boning, Kate gets him to agree to a reasonable solution and she wonders if the lords will all need such encouragement. (Answer: YES) Chapter 7 - Sensa [SEX] (Ambiguatron) COMPLETED Sensa calls The Pound to her room to ask if he knows much about sex. She needs some help finding ways to please Jeffrey and she doesn't really know anyone else at court. The Pound says he knows a technique that the girls in the south use. You can decide what this is. Anyway, she shyly offers if he'll be her partner to try it out for Jeffrey. She knows it's wrong, but does not want to disappoint. Sender agrees and they bone. Sensa REALLY likes it. Sensa asks The Pound to seek out more techniques she can use. Chapter 8 – Ardi (thornghost) COMPLETED Ardi and Genden are playing at swords and Ardi beats him because she's so cool and good at everything. Genden is impressed and the two go exploring the castle a bit. While going through a secret passage, they overhear two people talking about the raid on Nathyn and Roger's party. They don't see who it is, but now they know it was a set up and not an Elder attack. Chapter 9 - Sensa [SEX] (SaviiourX) COMPLETED Sensa, ready with her new sexperience, makes a date with Jeffrey. The two swoon about and flirt for a while and then retire to the king's chambers where they do it. Sensa is swept up in the moment and actually improves the technique or whatever and Jeffrey is really pleased. He falls asleep and Sensa is right pleased with herself. Chapter 10 - Brendan [SEX] (Arbite) COMPLETED The Elder teaches Brendan how to "mindshift". He shows him how to do it into a bird and some other stuff. Brendan tries talking to Miri and is just super awkward. That night, Brendan decides to try it on Hogor and it works. While lumbering around as Hogor, he runs into a lusty kitchen girl and they bone in the stables. After, Brendan wakes up and Hogor's arousal has aroused him. He thinks of Miri and feels more confident he can talk to her now. Chapter 11 - Kate [SEX] (Shageletic) COMPLETED Kate has set up a meeting with Faras Byrell. The midderlands are lands of pasture and field, so she arranges a picnic in a beautiful field of wildflowers. The two ride out chatting, and Kate notices Faras has brought a strange pack with him. They have their picnic while discussing politics and Faras has a simple enough request – he wants a place at court for his daughter and a captainship of the royal guard for his son. He says that he’s been speaking with Thayor and he spilled the beans how they had sex. He says he’ll go along if Kate will do the same for him. She agrees and he goes for the pack, revealing ropes and bindings. He asks Kate to bind him up and dominate him and obviously have some kind of sex. They do and he agrees. Kate feels she may be getting a reputation but is pleased things are going well. Now there is only the two southern lords, the historically quarrelsome Southern Lords. (They don’t get along.) Chapter 12 – Sensa [SEX] (Shageletic) COMPLETED Sensa is sashaying around and doing typical young lady things when The Pound tells her to meet him in her room. She does and The Pound brings an two eastern ladies from across the sea (one of these is Ros) to meet her. The ladies have an interesting sexual practice to show her. They explain how in her land, women will sometimes strip naked and place food on themselves while lying down and let their men eat off of them. They demonstrate how it is done with one lying down and the other decorating her. Sensa notices Sender is erect through his breeches while watching. Sensa thinks that this will be very erotic and pleasing to Jeffrey. The two agree to help her do the same for the king. After the two leave, Sensa helps The Pound out with his boner problem. Chapter 13 – Ardi (Greatbacon) COMPLETED Ardi comes to Sensa with the knowledge that their father and the former king were killed by someone in Emperors Crossing. The two contemplate this and decide on a course of action. Sensa will keep her eyes open around the castle while Ardi rides for Autumnfall to see if she can get anything out of Hogor since he was the only survivor. They know it is a long shot, but it’s the only chance they have. Plus, if enemies are in the castle, Sensa would rather have her little sister out of danger. Sensa asks her to leave immediately and to take Genden with her. She’ll cover for her here at court. Genden and Ardi set out. Chapter 14 – Brendan (The Mutato) COMPLETED Brendan and Miri go for a ride out in the woods and Brendan tells Miri about his powers. She is impressed and tells him she feels he may be very important to the future of the realm. They talk about feelings and poo poo and then they make out. Chapter 15 – Sensa [SEX] (Azure_Horizon) COMPLETED Sensa and the women sneak into Jeffrey’s room while he’s out hunting. She strips down and the two women decorate her with flowers and delicate edible treats and leave just as Jeffrey comes into his room. She calls him over and he is very excited and surprised at such a treat. Sensa is VERY turned on while Jeffrey appreciates her body and begins to eat off of her. He eats maybe a quarter of the food before taking her right on the table she is lying on. She is excited and happy, but is somewhat distracted by the plot against her father. Chapter 16 – Kate (Blade_of_tyshalle) COMPLETED Kate sets up a meeting with the two southern lords. She tries to have a nice dinner and show them a good time, but the two lords are constantly fighting and eventually blow up over some ancient dispute. They both need it resolved by the crown before they’ll swear. They storm off and Kate is left to contemplate how to reconcile these two long enough to get them to swear fealty to Jeffrey. Chapter 17 – Ardi (SaviourX) COMPLETED Ardi and Genden are on the road back to Autumnfall. They talk a bit about their mission but are ambushed by some bandits. The two fight them off and then make out. Chapter 18 – Sensa (SaviourX) COMPLETED The Pound and Sensa are meeting in her room, but the Pound has yet to discover a new technique for her. For some reason he recounts some story from Jeffrey and his childhood where they were always fighting, but only because they were so close. The story in some way includes the eunuch Contralculus, who was supposed to do something really neat but dropped the ball at the last second. He leaves and Sensa goes to see how her mother is doing. Kate is upset about her inability to get the southern lords to get along and Sensa tells her about how Sender and Jeffrey used to fight because they liked each other so much. Kate seems to have an epiphany and sends Sensa off. Chapter 19 – Kate [SEX] (A GLISTENING HODOR) COMPLETED This is Kate’s climactic sex chapter. Kate secretly arranges another meeting with the lords, both thinking they’re meeting with her along. She arranges it in her chambers and once they both arrive (by different doors) she locks all three of them in. She has set a romantic mood and gets the wine flowing. Before long, there’s a threesome going on between Kate, Darksun and Orion. Kate is happy and notices the two are spending just as much time touching and going at each other as they are her. Soon, Kate is left alone entirely and she happily watches the two get it on by themselves. After, they agree to settle their difference and swear fealty. Chapter 20 – Brendan (Arbite) COMPLETED Ardi arrives at Autumnfall with Genden and they tell Brendan they really need to try to get something out of Hogor. Brendan tells them of his new powers and wargs into Hogor. He discovers the plot was set up by James and Sarah and Ardi, Genden, Brendan, Miri and Hogor set off back to Emperors Crossing at top speed. Chapter 21 – Sensa (thornghost) COMPLETED Sensa approaches James and, assuming he is a good man because of his relation to Jeffrey, tries to enlist his help in her search for the conspirators that killed her father. James plays along and says they must go to the king immediately with the information. They hurry to the throne room, but find Sarah on the throne and Jeffrey nowhere to be found. Sensa is confused, but Sarah says the king has simply gone out for a while on some routine trip as kings do. James tells Sensa to tell Sarah what he knows. The throne room is completely empty but for the three of them. The two begin to turn and threaten Sensa and James pulls a sword. Sarah goes and opens a door and half a dozen loyal guards come in. Things look bad for Sensa. Suddenly, the throne doors burst open and the crew from Autumnfall (sans Brendan who elsewhere controlling Hogor) come in. They see the danger, and guessing what is going on, engage the troops. After a fight, they come out on top and capture James and Sarah. James says it doesn’t matter anyway, because the lords will never swear fealty to Jeffrey and the Lincolnshires have them paid off. Kate arrives with the all the lords, Blacksun and Orion holding hands. Hogor explains the plot, and the lords explain they will swear to Jeffrey and demand to know where he is. He is being held in the dungeons and they go to release him. Chapter 22 – Ardi (thornghost) COMPLETED Ardi, Genden, Brendan, Miri , Hogor and Sensa are officially thanked by Jeffrey and the court. Ardi is given a knighthood, making her both the youngest and first female knight. Ardi and Genden wander about the celebration a bit and see Brendan and Miri kissing and snuggling. They two go somewhere and kiss. Chapter 23 – Sensa [SEX] Shageletic COMPLETED Sensa goes to Jeffrey’s room and finds The Pound already there. Jeffrey tells Sensa that Sender has been telling him about how the two of them have been having sex. Sensa is surprised and worried Jeffrey will be upset. He is not and says that he knows he won’t always have enough time for Sensa, being a king and all and tells her to not worry about having relations with the Pound. Besides, he says, the Pound and he have been gently caressing each other since they were boys. Sensa realizes what this means and the trio have a celebratory threesome. THE END thornghost fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Dec 28, 2012 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:A Gash of Kings is the correct title, sorry. If it's not Got Cock Sauce, I don't wnt to know.
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Gimme that prologue, thornghost. There is combat, and I am a bloody-handed typist.
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Jul 9, 2012 15:16
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I'll take chapter 14 if no one wants it, some ocarina of time poo poo right there.
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Jul 9, 2012 15:33
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thornghost posted:A Game of Bones Never before have I wanted to just say "Cool Story Bro" so badly and just take the probation. The plot is fundamentally flawed on account of the lack of Ros though. She's the closest thing to an officially endorsed parody character we're ever likely to get and you'd be a fool not to take advantage of that. Female readers would be aroused by her arousal, no doubt.
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Jul 9, 2012 15:47
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I think I want Chapter 17...
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Jul 9, 2012 15:56
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In It For The Tank posted:Never before have I wanted to just say "Cool Story Bro" so badly and just take the probation. Ros has now been identified as one of the whores in Chapter 12. All the chapters taken so far have been updated with the poster names. Nobody's claimed any sex chapters yet.
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Jul 9, 2012 16:02
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