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Suaimhneas
Nov 19, 2005

That's how you get tinnitus

At this point I'm surprised it takes as long as 5000 years between summons. That guy should be popping up every other week.

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Suaimhneas posted:

At this point I'm surprised it takes as long as 5000 years between summons. That guy should be popping up every other week.

Nah, most of the world-dominating types are BLTs and Splashmasters who are just as lazy/incompetent at finding stuff as the Oracle is at hiding them. It takes 5000 years for Cordelias and Saturdays to appear.

Schir
Jan 23, 2012


Oh hey, a new page.

Punching things till they break sounds like a wonderful idea.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

Well, A fist/claw as big as his. He has that one tiny one. Probably not great for punching.

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?
That's the best advice a webcomic has ever given me :allears:

Schir
Jan 23, 2012


This certainly is a new page.

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

IronSaber
Feb 24, 2009

:roboluv: oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...:fap:
It's like every previous hero had all the common sense of a frozen bagel. :v:

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters

IronSaber posted:

It's like every previous hero had all the common sense of a frozen bagel. :v:

Most of them probably took Almond's approach. Too busy being all "I'M THE HERO gently caress YEAH" to give a poo poo about the details.

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

IronSaber posted:

It's like every previous hero had all the common sense of a frozen bagel. :v:

Cucumber wouldn't like you talking about his mother that way :mad:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Pastrymancy posted:

Cucumber wouldn't like you talking about his mother that way :mad:

What's he going to do, read books at me? :smug:

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

Waffleman_ posted:

What's he going to do, read books at me? :smug:

Say that again in 5-10 chapters, see what'll happen then!

Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.

Waffleman_ posted:

What's he going to do, read books at me? :smug:

Schir
Jan 23, 2012


That explosion was tiny, given the size of those crabs.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Schir posted:

That explosion was tiny, given the size of those crabs.

It's easily the size of a bunnyman head. If they are human size, then that'd cause some third degree burns, to be sure.

Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.
New page:

http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/archive/page-195/

Guessing this is a flashback.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Oh good, Princess Parfait is back. I was beginning to mees ze French

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride
Oh my god, the cool-shades parfait would be the best avatar ever.

Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.

Filthy Haiku posted:

Oh my god, the cool-shades parfait would be the best avatar ever.

Dibs. I call dibs.

Ed: And there we go.

Lance Streetman fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Jul 15, 2012

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

"You ok, bro?" Hahahahahahaha oh man this comic just kills me.

Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.
Oh man, I just noticed the new banner.

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k
The way that Gigi changed the website means that now each new page can have it's own Goggles instead of sharing the main page's. If it had been this way since the start, maybe my turning Almond into Solid Snake that one page would still be on the site.


Lance Streetman posted:

Oh man, I just noticed the new banner.


Huh? I'm pretty sure the banner looks like this:

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters
This bro has gotta stay in the party, bros.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Lance Streetman posted:

Oh man, I just noticed the new banner.


Oh my god.

I love this development.

Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.
http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/archive/page-197/

"The Adventures of Crabbro and Sir Carrot" would be a great band name.

Comrade Question
Mar 30, 2011

"I'd say it's nothing personal, but corporations are people, too."
Infraorder: Brochyura

Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.
New page, bro.

http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/archive/page-198/

Schir
Jan 23, 2012


Well, this can only end well for Carrot.

Five dollars on Splashmaster

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
"Go for it, bro" Ah, encouraging bad ideas. So Crabbro is my best friend while drinking, huh.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Crabbro is the best bro, man.

Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.
New page:
http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/archive/page-199/

This is certainly a predicament.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Aw, I was hoping that Carrot was somehow gonna be super-competent and save the day.

Captain Oblivious
Oct 12, 2007

I'm not like other posters
If this gnoll in Guilded Age has a name, I don't think I'll ever notice it. I can only home in on CHAMPION OF THE FUZZY PEOPLES every time :allears:

If the party has to kill him I will be heart broken. He's a loving luchador Gnoll. As far as I can tell.

Matlock Birthmark
Sep 24, 2005

I wanted this to happen!!
Soiled Meat
Ahh Carrot, he momentarily conquered his cowardliness by overloading it with stupidity. Maybe next time he'll learn that he shouldn't bravely announce his presence to the sleeping giant monster.

Futaba Anzu
May 6, 2011

GROSS BOY

And then it was revealed that Splashmaster was a giant pooltoy all along and sharp pointy things were his one true weakness.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

I love the question marks on his tallies, like he forgot how to count past 5 or maybe there were some cases where he just wasn't 100% sure he REALLY smashed those bunny boats

Hamiltonian Bicycle
Apr 26, 2008

!

TwoPair posted:

Aw, I was hoping that Carrot was somehow gonna be super-competent and save the day.

I was assuming this page would just start with him in the cage with the others. He did exceed expectations in that sense!

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

I still can't believe it's updating 4 times a week. It feels like time is melting or something.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Kick his rear end, Carrot! Splashmaster is goin' down!

Lance Streetman
Feb 20, 2011

A parfait is a dessert, but it is also the French word for perfect.
http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/archive/page-200/

Awww, and it was such a nice spear.

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TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Well that's what you get when you build your weapons (and cellphones and food and boats and everything else) out of food.

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